M
 101
You bludgeon $N to death~
You are bludgeoned to death by $n~
$n ruthlessly bludgeons $N to death~
You fruitlessly try to bludgeon $N~
You easily dodge an attempt by $n to bludgeon you~
An attempt by $n to bludgeon $N is in vain as $N twists in a funny fashion~
You ruthlessly bludgeon $N~
With a nasty smile on $s face $n bludgeons you~
$n bludgeons $N while smiling ruthlessly~
Your attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a good sense of humour !~
Your patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you~
$N strains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one~
M
 102
You succesfully pierce $N . The dead body falls to the ground~
$n pierces you. You are no longer a living member of this world~
$n pierces $N whose body falls lifeless to the ground~
You try to pierce $N but pierce the air instead~
$n pierces holes in the air~
$n tries to pierce air instead of fighting $N~
You gently pierce $N while your smile grows wider~
Your left lung is pierced by $n~
$n pierces the left lung of $N and blood spurts all over~
The mighty $N begins to think you a nuisance !!!~
Your patience is almost gone when you stare back at $n~
The air is loaded when $N angrily wards off a piercing attack from $n~
M
 102
You pierce $N's heart, you heartbreaker you~
$n breaks your heart, goodbye cruel world...~
$n pierces the heart of $N who falls to the ground clutching at the wound~
You pierce $N's clothes but do not touch $N $Mself~
You get ventilation-holes in your clothes as $n misses you~
$n pierces ventilation-holes in $N's clothes instead of $N $Mself~
You lunge at $N and pierce $S right leg~
Your right leg is pierced by $n~
$n prepares to barbeque $N's right leg~
The great $N sends you a piercing look, OUPS !!~
You return $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmmm~
$N returns $n's pierce with a piercing look.~
M
 103
You beautifully slash $N into two parts - both dead~
Your upper body is disconnected from your legs as $n slashes at you - RIP~
$N is slashed into two by a masterly stroke performed by $n~
Your desperate slash at $N is easily avoided by $M~
You easily avoid the slash from $n~
$N avoids a slash from $n. $E sure is nimble~
$N cries out in agony as you slash $S ribcage~
Your ribcage is slashed open by $n - OUCH~
$n nicely dissects the ribcage of $N with a single slash~
Your cunning slash at $N is fruitless~
You nimbly stop a slash from $n~
$N stops a cunning slash from $n who looks disappointed~
M
 105
Your chop cleaves $N into two equal parts.~
You feel a sense of loss as $n chops you body in half.~
$n looks as skillfull as a butcher as he chops up $N.~
Your chop misses $N and digs a large divot in the ground.~
$n misses you completey with $s chop.~
$N doesn't even flinch as $n swings with a weak chop.~
$N screams as you chop $M.~
Pain erupts in your body as $n chops you firmly.~
$N is chopped severely by $n.~
Your chop at $N results in a dented weapon.~
You yawn as $n tries to remove an appendage.~
$n tried to chop $N....that was foolish.~
M
 103
Your slash at $N results in blood spurting all over, and $S immediate death~
Blood spurts all over as $n slashes at you. You die ...~
$N colours everything red with blood from $S lethal wound and dies...~
You miss $N by an inch, curse that brat!~
You manage to dodge $n's slash and laugh, HA~
$n's slash misses $N who laughs in sheer delight, HA~
You skillfully carve your initials into $N's breast~
$n slashes $s initials onto your breast, OUCH~
$n makes $s initials known on $N's breast~
Come on, why do you think you can slash at a GOD ?!~
You barely register the puny creature before you~
The great $N seems to ignore $n's slashes~
M
 100
You punch $N's head with a blow, that crushes $S skull.~
$n punches your head with a blow, that crushes your skull.~
$n punches $N's head so hard, that $S skull cracks open.~
You swing your fist at $N, but miss $M.~
You barely avoids $n's fist, as $e takes a swing at you.~
$N barely avoids a blow from $n.~
You give $N a blow, that sends $M reeling.~
$n gives you a blow, that sends you reeling.~
$N recieves a blow from $n that sends $M reeling.~
Your fist flops as your body denies to fight the mighty $N~
$n seem to have trouble getting $s body to fight you !!~
$n's body rebels against $m when $e tries to punch $N~
M
 100
You punch $N in $S kidneys resulting in $S immediate death~
You recieve a punch in your kidneys which ends your worldly misery~
$n punches $N in the kidneys causing immediate death~
You punch at air, the air whimpers and cries in agony~
$n misses a wild punch at you~
$n practices shadow-boxing while $N takes a break~
You box $N in the face, a real jaw-rattler~
$n boxes your jaw loose~
$n boxes $N's jaw loose, $S teeth fly everywhere~
Instead of letting you punch $M, $N forces you to play Punch and Judy !!!~
You convince $n of playing Punch and Judy instead of punching you~
$N convinces $n that no punching is necessary~
M
 50
Your kick at $N's kidneys made $M die.~
$n kills you by kicking your kidneys in.~
$N dies from $n's last kick in $S kidneys.~
Your beautifull full-circle-kick misses $N with a mile~
$n makes a nice balletstep which plants a foot a mile above your head~
$n makes a nice balletstep which plants a foot a mile above $N's head~
Your boots need polishing again - blood all over~
$n wipes $s boots in your face~
$n wipes $s boots in the face of $N~
$N makes you kick at a huge stone appearing from nowhere - OUCH~
You make $n kick a huge stone appearing from nowhere - *giggle*~
$n starts kicking a huge stone which suddenly appears~
M
 50
Your kick at $N's face splits $S head open - yummy~
$n aims a kick at your face which splits your head in two~
$n neatly kicks $N's head into pieces - YUMMY~
You miss your kick at $N's groin, much to $S relief~
$n misses a kick at your groin, you breathe lighter now~
$n misses a kick at $N's groin~
Your kick hits $N in the solar plexus~
You're hit in solar plexus, wow, this is breathtaking !!~
$n kicks $N in solar plexus, $N is rendered breathless~
You attempt to kick $N but lose your balance and fall face down in some mud that has suddenly appeared~
When $n tries to kick you, you quickly make him fall in some mud you have created~
$n falls face down in some mud created by $N~
M
 104
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You feel wounded - too wounded - you die~
$N lies suffering on the ground till no blood is left in $S body~
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suffer miss victim.~
suffer miss room.~
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You lie on the ground suffering from your terrible wounds~
$N lies helplessly on the ground and suffers~
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Suffer god victim..~
Suffer god room..~
M
 200
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You can only lie still as the last heartbeat ebbs...~
$N suffers from bloodlack, and the lack of a beating heart...~
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suffer miss victim..~
suffer miss room..~
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You lie on the ground suffering from bleeding wounds~
$N lies immobile on the ground, suffering...~
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Suffer god victim..~
Suffer god room..~
M
 48
$N makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent, as you place $p in $S back~
Suddenly $n stabs you in the back, RIP...~
$n place $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises, a lot of blood and a corpse~
$N quickly avoids your backstab, and you nearly cuts your finger~
$n tried to backstab you, but you avoid $s~
$n tried to backstab $N, but nearly cut $s own finger~
$N makes a strange sound, as you place $p in $S back~
Suddenly $n stabs you in the back~
$n place $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises and some blood~
$N sends you a look, that makes you forget all about backstabbing~
$n tries to backstab you, but changes $s mind~
$n tries to backstab $N, but changes $s mind~
M
 51
$N doesn't recover from your bash ! - $E is dead~
As $n bashes at you, you give up living and die...~
$N dies after $n has bashed $M~
As $N avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground~
You dodge a bash from $n who loses $s balance and falls~
$N avoids being bashed by $n who loses $s balance and falls~
Your bash at $N sends $M sprawling~
$n sends you sprawling~
$n sends $N sprawling with a powerful bash~
Your effort to bash $N sends you sprawling on the ground~
$n unfruitfully tries to bash you and is sent sprawling~
$n dares a bash at $N and is sent sprawling without touching $M~
M
 33
Poison burns intensely in your veins, you shiver, you die.~
victim die suffer never see.~
$N has a few cramps and die suffering.~
suffer miss char.~
suffer miss victim.~
suffer miss room.~
You feel burning poison in your blood, and suffer.~
suffer victim never see.~
$N looks really sick, and shiver uncomfortably.~
Suffer god Char..~
Suffer god victim..~
Suffer god room..~
$~