// This is the post-punchline resolution of the stupid orc joke.
#include <mudlib.h>
inherit OBJECT ;
void create() {
set ("id", ({ "soap" }) ) ;
set ("short", "a bar of Ivory soap") ;
set ("long", "Orcs love to use Ivory soap because it floats!\n") ;
set ("mass", 25) ;
set ("bulk", 10) ;
set ("value", ({ 5, "copper" }) ) ;
}