string dump_socket_status() {
    string ret;
    string *finalsocks, *sock_array = ({});
    int i, quant = sizeof(socket_status());
    for(i = 0; i < quant; i++){
        sock_array += ({ socket_status(i) });
    }
    finalsocks = sock_array;

    ret = @END
Fd    State      Mode       Local Address          Remote Address
--  ---------  --------  ---------------------  ---------------------
END;

    foreach (mixed item in finalsocks) {
        int memb = member_array(item, finalsocks);
        ret += sprintf("%2d  %|9s  %|8s  %-21s  %-21s\n", memb, item[1], item[2], item[3], item[4]);
    }

    return ret;
}