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",3,5,5,"You have died. You are now in the afterlife. What should you do now? Philosophers have been asking this question since the dawn of time, the best answer they have come up with is: Make it up as you go along. Things you probably wish to worry about once you have died are finding a way to come back to life and making sure somebody does not run off with all your ill begotten... I mean hard earned equipment. The following chapter will go into this subject in more depth. Finally; Do not panic!, Death is not the end. You have much life ahead of you. Leap and jump for joy in the knowledge you have now the experienced the final pain; that pain which will only occur once in your now very short life. Be refreshed by the last squirming hold on the land of living and let yourself be free to truly appreciate the freshness of the air and the tang of the afterlife.
To help you on your way, here are some quotes from famous people after they died: ","
",3,8,5,"Goodie Hamstring said 'Well done, I thought you had missed it there'
The Abbot of the Listeners said 'I have what you might call a season ticket'
Blackadder said 'Bugger'
Gag Halfrunt said 'Death, he's just this guy you know?'
Sigmund Frjjjed said 'Tell me death, why is that you cannot remember how the little horse shaped ones move?' ","
",3,5,5,"Death doesn't care if people are good or bad, so long as they are punctual. And kind to cats. ","
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