(lag
(pattern "<indirect:any-living>")
(pattern "<string>")
(pattern "<string> <indirect:any-living>")
(pattern "<indirect:any-living> <string>")
(single
(no-arguments
(self "You lag.")
(rest "$mcname$ lag$s$.")
)
(arguments
(arguments terribly, tragically, fatally, uncontrollably, laggily, lots,
like going uphill, far behind, a lot, a little, through the
night, through piles of fluff, like molasses, like treacle,
like peanut butter, with the sensation of fingernails on
slate, like the slow Discworld light, like a great star
turtle, like a wizard after a good meal, like a very laggy
thing, like the truth putting its boots on, like the LAG
itself, #)
(self "You lag $arg$.")
(rest "$mcname$ lag$s$ $arg$.")
)
)
(targeted
(no-arguments
(self "You lag at $hcname$.")
(target "$mcname$ lag$s$ at you.")
(rest "$mcname$ lag$s$ at $hcname$.")
)
(arguments
(arguments terribly, tragically, fatally, uncontrollably, laggily, lots,
like going uphill, far behind, a lot, a little, through the
night, through piles of fluff, like molasses, like treacle,
like peanut butter, with the sensation of fingernails on
slate, like the slow Discworld light, like a great star
turtle, like a wizard after a good meal, like a very laggy
thing, like the truth putting its boots on, like the LAG
itself, #)
(self "You lag at $hcname$ $arg$.")
(target "$mcname$ lag$s$ at you $arg$.")
(rest "$mcname$ lag$s$ at $hcname$ $arg$.")
)
)
)
/* 11-29-00 By Saffra with help from Fevvers and Presto */
