// The silly language of the Kender- Kendish!
string garbler(string mess);
string long() {
return "Consists of the musical elfin language.\n";
return "Consists of the silly Kender language.\n";
}
mixed garble_say(string start, string mess) {
mess = garbler(mess);
return ({ start, mess });
}
mixed garble_shout(string start, string mess) {
mess = garbler(mess);
return ({ start, mess });
}
string garbler(string mess)
{
mess = lower_case(mess);
mess = implode(explode(mess, "k"), "kay");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "r"), "arr");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "g"), "ghee");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "p"), "fhee");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "t"), "stee");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "y"), "whie");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "e"), "eah");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "a"), "ah");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "d"), "dah");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "ick"), "ickaick");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "h"), "heh");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "ave"), "avibabi");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "l"), "ell");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "s"), "ehss");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "v"), "vhee");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "b"), "bhe");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "f"), "afh");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "elf"), "tall pointy-ears");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "dwarf"), "short grumpy rock eater");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "human"), "tall people");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "drow"), "dark pointy-ears");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "duergar"), "really grumpy rock eater");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "gnome"), "fast talker");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "orc"), "big nasty");
mess = implode(explode(mess, "goblin"), "gross gobbly");
return capitalize(mess);
}