# iDiRT Actions File
# (by Illusion)
#
# (Also by Moses, Khayman, Alf, Rex)
#
# command sahiotf
# message-list
#
# s = single, takes a target as argument.
# a = all, may be directed to all in a room, no target as argument.
# h = hostile.
# i = wizards may ignore this action if performed by mortals.
# o = object, may take an object as argument (use %o in messages).
# t = text, may take a text as argument (use %s in messages).
# f = far, target do not have to be in the same room as actor.
#
# message-list is a list of messages of the following form.
# type:message
# type is one of: all, me, target, sender, others.
# if type is a, then all and me must both be present.
# if type is s then target and sender must both be present.
# either type a or s should be specified, a is assumed if neither is
# present.
#
# In the messages the following codes are defined:
#
# %~ refer to him/her depending on gender of actor in all messages except
# 'sender' where it refer to gender of target.
# %^ refer to his/her but otherwise like %~.
# %a is name of actor.
# %t is name of target.
# %o is name of object if o is present.
# %s is the message text if t is present.
# %[...x...%/...y...%]  select string x if ACTOR is male, otherwise string y.
#
# For the last two, both str1 and str2 may contain % codes, example:
# string str1%<str2%/str3%<str4%/str5%>str6%>str7
# if target is male, the result will be str1str2str7
# if target is female, the result will be str1str3str5str6str7
# str4 will never show, since it is the male text inside a portion that is
# only handled when the target is female.
#
# if command has 's' option defined and others is missing, no message
# will be sent and the only people who recieve notice is the performer
# and target of the action.
#

:accuse s
target:%a points a finger at you and screams '%<He%:She%> did it! Not me!'
sender:%<He%:She%> did it! Not me!
others:%a points a finger at %t and yells '%<He%:She%> did it!'

:ache a
all:%a chokes out 'Ibuprofen... I need ibuprofen...'
me:You choke out 'Ibuprofen... I need ibuprofen...'

:ack a
all:%a acks in disgust.
me:What a horrid thought!

:afk a
all:%a has just walked away from %^ keyboard.
me:Away from the keyboard eh?

:aguitar a
all:%a plays a mean solo on %^ air guitar.
me:Lemme guess... you're with the band?

:aikido asi
all:%a screams 'AieeeeeYAH!' and breaks a board with %^ forehead.
me:You scream 'AieeeeYAH!' and break a board with your forehead.
target:%a makes mighty hand motions indicating that you are toast.
sender:You make a lot of impressive hand motions at %t.
others:%a makes some sort of impressive hand motions at %t.

:annoy s
target:%a plagues you with a million questions.
sender:You annoy the hell out of %t.
others:%a plagues %t with a million annoying questions.

:apol a
all:%a apologizes profusely.
me:You are so sorry.

:applaud as
target:%a gives you a round of applause!
sender:You applaud %t.
others:%a applauds %t on %<his%:her%> great performance.
all:%a gives a round of applause.
me:You applaud wholeheartedly.

:argh a
all:%a screams 'AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!'
me:*SIGH!!!!*

:arm s
target:%a slips an arm around your waist.
sender:You slip your arm around %t's waist.
others:%a slips %^ arm around %t's waist.

:armad si
target:%a snaps %^ fingers, and Arnold the Attack Armadillo emerges from&/a temporal paradox and bites you HARD on your toes, saying 'I'll be back.'
sender:You snap your fingers, sending your armadillo after %t.
others:%a snaps %[his%/her%] fingers, summoning Arnold the Attack Armadillo&/to bite %t's toes!

:arms s
target:%a wraps %^ arms around you and pulls you close to %~.
sender:You wrap your arms around %t, pulling %~ close.
others:%a wraps %^ arms around %t, and pulls %<him%:her%> close.

:aww a
me:Isn't that CUTE?!
all:%a gets a blissful look on %^ face and says 'Awwww....'

:awwc a
me:Ah!! Yes I'm crazy!!
all:%a gets a blissful look on %^ face and says 'I'm crazy!!'

:backrub si
target:%a gives you a backrub.  Ahhhh....
sender:You give %t a backrub.
others:%a gives %t a backrub.

:bark as
target:%a barks at you playfully!
sender:You bark at %t.
others:%a barks at %t playfully.
all:%a barks playfully.
me:Ruff ruff!

:barney as
target:Barney bounces into the room and gives you a BIG hug!
sender:You sic Barney on %t.
others:Barney bounces into the room and gives %t a BIG hug!
all:Barney bounces into the room singing 'I love you... you love me...'
me:I can't believe you just subjected these poor people to that THING.

:bashful a
all:%a looks bashful and writes a figure eight with %^ foot in the ground.
me:No need to be so shy!!!

:bat as
target:%a grabs a baseball bat and starts swinging it at you!
sender:Calm down.. take a valium
others:%a grabs a baseball bat and starts swinging it at %t!
all:%a grabs a baseball bat and starts to swing it around like a madman!
me:Whats your batting average?

:bdance a
me:Huh huh huh That was cool!
all:%a does the Butthead.

:beam as
target:%a looks at you and beams.
sender:You should brush your teeth more often.
others:%a beams at %t.
all:%a gets a sickeningly happy smile on %^ face.
me:Oh Puhleeeeeeze...

:beckon si
target:%a beckons you to come to %~.
sender:You beckon for %t to come to you.
others:%a beckons %t.

:beer sa
target:%a buys you a beer.
sender:Trying to get them drunk, eh?
others:%a buys %t a beer.
all:%a slams down a beer.
me:Shotgun! Shotgun! Shotgun!

:beg asi
all:%a begs the Gods for mercy.
me:The Gods fall down laughing at your request for mercy.
target:%a begs you for forgiveness.
sender:That's it.. grovel
others:%a gets down on %^ knees and begs %t for forgiveness.

:bhand si
target:%a hits you across the face with the back of %^ hand.
sender:You hit %t REALLY hard!
others:%a hits %t so hard that %<he%:she%> loses %<his%:her%> balance!

:bhug s
target:%a runs toward you, jumps into your arms and gives you a great big hug!
sender:You run up and give %t a great big hug!
others:%a runs into %t's arms and gives %<him%:her%> a big hug.

:bite s
target:%a bends over and bites you firmly on the ass!
sender:You bite %t.
others:%a bends over and bites %t firmly on the ass!

:bkiss sl
target:%a blows you a kiss.
sender:You blow %t a kiss.
others:%a blows %t a kiss.

:blam a
all:%a goes mad, and pulls out a Uzi! BLAM BLAM BLAM!!
me:You go mad, pull out a Uzi, and kill everything in sight!

:blank as
target:%a looks at you with a blank expression on %^ face.
sender:Emotions run deep huh?
others:%a looks blankly at %t.
all:%a gets a blank expression on %^ face.
me:That shows emotion.

:blanket a
all:%a summons a blanket and hides under it, shaking.
me:What a wimp!

:bleed asi
all:%a drops to the floor, bleeding profusely.
me:You drop to the floor from loss of blood.
target:%a drips %^ nice warm blood all over you.
sender:You drip your nice warm blood all over %t.
others:%a bleeds on %t.

:bleh a
all:%a sticks a finger down %~ throat, gagging.  Bleh!
me:Bleh... not cool.

:blink sa
all:%a blinks %^ eyes in disbelief!
me:Blink, blink!
target:%a blinks at you in disbelief!
sender:You blink at %t in disbelief!
others:%a blinks at %t in disbelief!

:blush a
all:%a looks embarrassed, and then turns bright red.
me:Oh how EMBARRASSING! 

:bod a
all:%a wishes a hole would open up in the ground and swallow %~.
me:That bad huh?

:bomb si
target:%a sneaks up behind you, lights a bomb, and BOOM! you're toast!
sender:You sneak up on %t and light a bomb, and BOOM! %<he%:she%>'s toast!
others:%a sneaks up on %t, lights a bomb, and BOOM! %<he%:she%> is toast!

:bonk asi
all:%a bonks %~self on the head.
me:You bonk yourself on the head.  DorQ!
target:%a bonks you on the head!
sender:You bonk %t on the head!
others:%a bonks %t on the head!

:boo as
target:%a runs up behind you and screams 'BOO!!!!!'
sender:You scare %t half to death!
others:%a runs up behind %t and scares %<him%:her%> half to death!
me:Oooh... you are SCARY!
all:%a screams 'BOO!!!!' at the top of %^ lungs.

:booga as
target:%a yells "BOOGA!!" in your ear!
sender:I think you scared %t a little..
others:%a sneaks up behind %t and yells "BOOGA!!" in %<his%:her%> ear!
me:Wasn't that just special?
all:%a yells out "BOOGA!!"

:boomer fis
target:%a throws a boomerang! THWACK! It hits you in the head and returns to %~.
sender:You hurl a boomerang at %t's head!
others:%a throws a boomerang at %t.  It bounces off with a THUD&/and comes back.

:boot si
target:A massive replica of %a's boot falls from the sky, crushing you flat!
sender:You summon a boot from the sky to crush %t flat.
others:%a summons a massive boot from the sky to crush %t flat.

:bop s
target:%a bops you on the head!
sender:You bop %t on the head.
others:You watch in disbelief as %a bops %t over %<his%:her%> head!
all:%a bops %[himself%/herself%] over the head.
me:Don't do that!

:bored a
me:Yah Yah... but I guess it's not as bad as studying for that test you have.
all:%a is BORED!!!! (yet is not about to go do real life things ;)

:bounce as
target:%a grins evilly and then bounces on you!
sender:Pretty slick %a.
others:%a grins evilly and then bounces on %t.
all:%a bounces around.
me:B O I N G !!

:bow sa
all:%a bows gracefully.
me:You bow to your audience.
target:%a bows before you.
sender:You bow to %t.
others:%a bows to %t.

:brb a
all:%a will be right back...
me:Please hurry then!

:brocco asf
all:%a munches on a big bunch of broccoli.
me:You stuff your face with a fat mouthful of broccoli.
target:%a hands you a big bunch of broccoli... yum!
sender:You cram some healthy green broccoli down %t's throat.
others:%a shoves some delicious broccoli in %t's face.

:bs sa
all:%a thinks that this is just a lot of BS.
me:You think that this is just ridiculous.
target:%a thinks you are full of BS.
sender:So you think %t is a dork, eh?
others:%a thinks that %t is full of BS.

:bslap s
target:%a slaps you upside the head like the bitch you are!
others:%a slaps %t upside the head like the bitch %<he%:she%> is!
sender:Bitchslap that mutha!

:bucket sa
all:%a fetches a bucket so that %[he%/she%] doesn't puke on the floor.
me:You're so conciderate.
target:%a fetches a bucket of ice water and pours it all over you!
sender:How heartless!
others:%a fetches a bucket of ice water and pours it all over %t!

:bud sif
target:%a gives you a light... a BUD light!
sender:You give %t a light... a BUD light!
others:%a gives %t a light... a BUD light!

:buh as
all:%a looks blankly about the room in utter confusion and says 'Buh?'
me:You look blankly about the room and say 'Buh?'
target:%a looks blankly at you in utter confusion and says 'Buh?'
sender:You look blankly at %~ and say 'Buh?'
others:%a looks blankly at %t and says 'Buh?'

:burp ai
all:%a burps rudely.
me:Excuse yourself!

:button asi
all:%a hands out little smiley buttons.
me:You hand out little smiley buttons.
target:%a sticks %^ tongue into your bellybutton and kisses it hotly.
sender:You stick your tongue into %t's bellybutton and kiss it hotly.
others:%a sticks %[his%/her%] tongue into %t's bellybutton and kisses it hotly.

:bye a
all:%a waves bye bye!
me:You wave bye bye!

:cackle as
target:%a points at you and cackles with glee!
sender:You point a finger at %t and cackle gleefully.
others:%a points a finger at %t and cackles with glee!
all:%a throws back %^ head and cackles with glee!
me:You cackle gleefully.

:caff a
all:%a bounces off the walls, buzzing on caffeine.
me:Gotta cut down on that coffee.

:caress s
target:%a slides %^ hand gently over your skin.
sender:Doesn't %<he%:she%> have the softest skin?
others:%a gently caresses %t.

:carrot asf
all:%a chews on a delicious carrot.
me:You chew on a delicious carrot.
target:%a sends you a delicious looking, deep orange carrot!
sender:You send %t a delicious carrot.
others:%a sends %t a carrot.

:censor asi
all:%a censors %~self.
me:<CENSORED>
target:%a slaps a sign that says 'CENSORED' over your mouth!
sender:You have censored %t.
others:%a slaps a sign that says 'CENSORED' over %t's mouth.
 
:cheer as
target:%a cheers you on!
sender:You cheer %t on.
others:%a cheers %t on!
all:%a cheers with great gusto!
me:You cheer wholeheartedly.

:chicken as
all:%a lets out a 'be-GAWK!' as though %[he%/she%] were a chicken&/getting its tailfeathers plucked!
me:be-GAWK!
target:%a stares at you, then suddenly lets loose with a loud and&/piercing 'be-GAWK!'
sender:You stare at %t, then suddenly lets loose with a loud and&/piercing 'be-GAWK!'
others:%a stares at %t and lets loose a loud 'be-GAWK!'

:choke sa
all:%a grabs his throat and starts to squeeze and gasps for air...
me:What the hell are you trying to do?!?!?
target:%a goes into a blind rage and wraps %^ hands around your neck.
sender:I shall KILL you %t!
others:%a screams, "DIE FOUL BEAST!" and chokes %t!

:chuckle as
target:%a chuckles politely at you.
sender:You chuckle at %t.
others:%a chuckles at %t.
all:%a chuckles politely.
me:You chuckle politely.

:clap a
all:%a claps wildly!
me:You clap wildly!

:cling as
all:%a clings to the wall in fear.
me:CHICKEN!
target:%a clings to you.
others:%a clings to %t.
sender:You cling to %t.

:clown asi
all:%a just made an utter clown out of %[him%/her%]self.
me:You clown!
target:%a leaps up and points a finger at you, shouting 'YOU CLOWN!'
sender:You leap up, point a finger at %t and shout 'YOU CLOWN!'
others:%a leaps up, points a finger at %t and shouts 'YOU CLOWN!'

:cmon s
target:%a tells you 'cmon!'
others:%a tells %t to get a move on.
sender:Impatient are we?

:coffee as
all:%a pours %~self a cup of coffee and wakes themselves up..
me:HANGOVER??
target:%a thinks you need to wake up a bit, so %[he%/she%] pours you&/a cup of coffee.
others:%a thinks that %t needs to wake up a bit.
sender:Wake em up, wake em up, wake em up!

:coke s
target:%a offers you a line..err bottle of coke.
sender:Yea .. yea, that's it the bottle, yeah..
others:%a offers %t a line..err bottle of coke.

:comb a
all:%a combs %^ hair. Sparks fly!
me:You comb your hair. Perfect!

:combhug si
target:%a jumps wildly into your arms, giving you a MEGA hug!!!
sender:You combat hug %t!
others:%a combat hugs %t!

:comfort s
target:%a comforts you and offers %^ sympathy.
sender:Aww, you are so sweet.
others:%a comforts %t, and offers %^ sympathy.

:comhug s
target:%a tries to comfort you with a big hug.
sender:You try to comfort %t with a big hug.
others:%a tries to comfort %t with a big hug.

:confuse as
all:%a is totally confused.
me:You succeed in confusing yourself totally.
target:%a has confused you so much that your head spins.
sender:You make no sense whatsoever!
others:%a is confusing %t.

:congrat s
target:%a congratulates you on a job well-done.
sender:You congratulate %t.
others:%a congratulates %t on a job well-done.

:cookie asf
all:%a gives each of you a chocolate chip cookie fresh from the oven!
me:You give everyone a chocolate chip cookie fresh from the oven!
target:%a sends you a small box of fresh chocolate chip cookies.  Yum!
sender:You send %~ a small box of fresh chocolate chip cookies.
others:%a sends %t a small box of fresh chocolate chip cookies.  Yum!

:cool a
all:%a lifts up %^ shades and says 'Cool!'
me:Cool!

:cornh s
target:%a looks to you and yells out 'CORNHOLIO!'
sender:I am the great CORNOLIO!
others:%a looks at %t and yells out 'CORNHOLIO!'

:correct asi
all:%a corrects %<his%:her:> typos.
me:You correct your typos.
target:%a corrects all your typos for you.
sender:You correct all %t's typos for %~.
others:%a corrects all %t's typos.

:corvett s
target:%a wastes you with %[his%/her%] corvette!
sender:Vroom Vroom! Bye Bye!
others:%a wastes %t with %[his%/her%] corvette!

:cough a
all:%a coughs noisily.
me:Cover your mouth when you do that!

:count a
all:%a counts on %^ fingers: 1...2...5!
me:You count on your fingers.

:cow a
all:%a's eyeballs bulge out of %^ head as %[he%/she%] gives birth to a cow!
me:Now you know what true pain is!

:cower as
all:%a cowers in the corner.
me:What a wimp!
target:%a cowers in fear of your wrath!
others:%a cowers in the corner in fear of %t.
sender:You cower in fear of %t.

:crack as
all:%a procedes to show all of you %^ crack!
me:That is quite disgusting.
target:%a tells you to shave, wax, and buff %^ crack!
others:%a tells %t to shave, wax, and buff %^ crack!
sender:Oh my God! How could you?

:cringe as
all:%a cringes.
me:Man, how awful!
target:%a cringes at the sight of you.
others:%a cringes at the sight of %t.
sender:Oh no... %t is back...

:cross as
all:%a holds out a cross and screams 'EVIL!!!!'
me:EVIL!!!!!!!  Get it away!!!!
target:%a holds out a cross, trying to keep you away.
others:%a holds out a cross to keep %t away from %~.
sender:No... BACK! BACK!

:crush asi
all:%a mumbles something about crushing people's heads.
me:You mumble something about crushing people's heads.
target:%a frames your face between 2 fingers and smashes them together.&/'I'm CRUSHING your HEAD!'
sender:You CRUSH %t's HEAD!
others:%a frames %t's face between 2 fingers, smashing them together.&/'I'm CRUSHING %t's HEAD!'

:cry a
all:%a sniffs and begin to cry.
me:Aww... I'm sorry to hear that.

:crys s
target:%a cries on your shoulder.
others:%a cries on %t's shoulder.
sender:Hope that makes you feel better. 

:csaw si
target:%a grabs a chainsaw and looks at you menacingly!
sender:Oooooh.... KILL KILL!!!!
others:%a grabs a chainsaw and glares at %t menacingly!

:cuddle s
target:%a cuddles you.
sender:You cuddle %t.
others:%a cuddles %t.

:cuff s
target:%a grins evilly and then handcuffs you to the nearest bed.
sender:Whats on YOUR mind?
others:%a grins evilly and then handcuffs %t to the nearest bed.

:curtsey as
all:%a curtseys gracefully.
me:You curtsey gracefully.
target:%a curtseys gracefully towards you.
sender:You curtsey gracefully towards %t.
others:%a curtseys gracefully towards %t.

:cutfry si
target:%a cuts you up into little bits and fries you up for dinner!
sender:You cut %t up and fry %<him%/her%> up for dinner!
others:%a cuts and fries %t up for dinner.

:cyanide a
all:%a pulls out a black pill, swallows it and waves goodbye..
me:Cyanide! The breakfast of champions!

:cwd si
target:%a conjures a small dragon, made of cream of wheat.&/It flies around the room spitting raisins at you.
sender:You conjure a small dragon, made of cream of wheat.&/It flies around the room and spits raisins at %t.
others:%a conjures a small dragon, made of cream of wheat.&/It flies around the room, spitting raisins at %t.

:cwhip s
target:%a covers you with &+BCOOL WHIP&*, then licks it off slowly.
sender:You cover %t with &+BCOOL WHIP&*, then lick it off slowly.
others:%a covers %t with &+BCOOL WHIP&*, then licks it off slowly.

:dance sa
all:%a dances around in circles and falls down dizzy.
me:Feels silly, doesn't it?
target:%a sweeps you across the dance floor.
sender:You sweep %t off of %^ feet.
others:%a and %t dance.

:deja a
all:%a gets a horrid case of d`eja vu!
me:Don't you HATE that?!

:dika s
target:%a wonders '%t... %t... %t......  do I know a %t?'
sender:Naaah, never heard of %~.
others:%a wonders '%t... %t... %t..... do I know a %t?'

:die as
all:%a has died.
me:You die.
target:%a falls over and lies dead upon you.
sender:You fall over and lie dead upon %t.
others:%a falls over and lies dead upon %t.

:disco a
all:%a snaps %^ fingers and a lighted disco floor appears! 
me:Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive!

:dive a
all:%a dives for %^ bomb shelter in utter panic!
me:Hit the dirt!

:doh a
all:%a yells out "DOH!"
me:Doh!

:drool as
target:%a drools all over you.
sender:Ewww!! That's gross!
others:%a is drooling all over %t.
all:%a is drooling all over the ground.
me:Do we have a problem?

:drunk a
all:%a calls out 'I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO drunk!'
me:I hope you're not a blonde...

:duck a
me:Yah... you BETTER duck...
all:%a ducks, fearing for %^ life.

:duh a
me:Can you say... 'dense'?  Sure, I knew you could.
all:%a is feeling PRETTY dumb right about now.

:eblow asi
all:%a blows a kiss into the air.
me:You blow a kiss into the air.
target:%a leans over and softly blows into your ear.
sender:You softly blow into %t's ear.
others:Leaning toward %t, %a softly blows into %<his%:her%> ear.

:eek as
all:%a leaps onto a table and screams 'Eeeeeeeeeeeek!'
me:Eeeeeeeeek!
target:%a leaps onto a table and screams 'Eeeeeeeek!' at the sight of you.
sender:%t is terrifying!
others:%a leaps onto a table and screams 'Eeeeeeek!' at the sight of %t.

:eep as
all:%a eeps quietly, a look of horror crossing %^ face.
me:Eep!
target:%a eeps at you.
sender:You eep at %t terrified!
others:%a eeps in horror at %t.

:egiggle as
all:%a giggles evilly.
me:You giggle evilly.
target:%a giggles evilly at you.
sender:You giggle evilly at %t.
others:%a giggles evilly at %t.

:eh as
all:%a is totally clueless.  Eh?
me:You confused or something?
target:%a looks at you VERY confused.
sender:%t confuse you or something?
others:%a looks at %t, appearing to be totally confused.

:ekiss s
target:%a rubs %^ nose softly against yours.
sender:You rub your nose softly against %t's.
others:%a rubs %^ nose softly against %t's.

:elbow s
target:%a elbows you in the ribs.
sender:That probably hurt!
others:%a elbows %t in the ribs.

:embrace s
target:%a gives you a warm and loving embrace.
sender:What a sweetheart!
others:%a gives %t a warm and loving embrace.

:enough as
target:%a looks at you and screams, "I've had enough of you!"
sender:Wow! %t has really gotten on your nerves huh?
others:%a looks at %t and screams, "I've had enough of you!" at %<him%:her%>.
all:%a screams out, "I've had enough!"
me:Is your stress level too high?

:entwine s
target:%a tangles %^ legs with yours and lies close to you.
sender:Comfy?
others:%a wraps %^self around %t.

:etc a
all:%a makes a waving motion with %^ hand.  Etc., etc.
me:And etc.

:eww as
all:%a scrunches up %^ face. Eew, nasty.
me:You scrunch up your face. Eew, nasty.
target:%a eews at you.
sender:You eew at %t.
others:%a eews at %t.

:explode a
all:%a screams as %^ head explodes.
me:Ever seen that scene in Scanners...

:eye asi
all:%a has the evil eye.
me:You have the evil eye.
target:%a eyes you. (Uh oh!)
sender:You eye %t.
others:%a eyes %t.

:eyes as
me:You roll your eyes.
all:%a rolls %^ eyes.
target:%a rolls %^ eyes at you.
sender:You roll your eyes at %t.
others:%a rolls %^ eyes at %t.

:faint as
all:%a loses consciousness and falls to the floor!
me:Everything gets dark.....
target:%a faints at the sight of you.
sender:%t's face is the last thing you remember.
others:%a takes one look at %t and faints.

:fart a
all:%a lets off a real rip-roarer.  (Eew)
me:How rude!

:fever s
target:%a checks to see if you have a fever.
sender:Is %<he%:she%> feeling all right?
others:%a checks %t's forehead to see if %<he%:she%> has a fever.

:fkiss: si
target:%a sweeps back your hair, giving you a gentle kiss on your forehead.
sender:You give %t a gentle kiss on the forehead.
others:%a gives %t a gentle kiss on the forehead.

:flame asi
all:%a bursts into one large flame.
me:You burst into one large flame.
target:%a forces you to burst into one large flame.
sender:You force %t to burst into one large flame.
others:%a forces %t to burst into one large flame.

:flap a
all:%a flaps %^ arms, vainly trying to fly.
me:You flap your arms, vainly trying to fly.

:flare as
all:%a flares %^ nostrils.
me:You flare your nostrils.
target:%a flares up at you!
sender:You flare up at %t!
others %a flares up at %t!

:flex a
me:What a girly-mun.
all:%a flexes %^ muscles, trying to look strong.

:flip a
all:%a flips head over heels.
me:You flip head over heels.

:flipoff: si
target:%a uses the international sign language, showing you %^ middle finger.
sender:You think %t is a dork, huh? Try to behave.
others:%a shows %t %^ middle finger.

:flump as
all:%a flumps on the ground.
me:You flump on the ground.  Plop!
target:%a flumps on top of you.
sender:You flump on top of %t.  Plop!
others:%a flumps on top of %t.

:fnord s
target:%a points a finger at you and shouts 'FNORD!'
sender:You point a finger at %t and shout 'FNORD!'
others:%a points a finger at %t and shouts 'FNORD!'

:fondle s
target:%a fondles you.
sender:You fondle %t.
others:%a fondles %t.

:food a
all:%a is going on a food run.
me:Don't forget the Doritos!

:foot a
all:%a opens %^ mouth and inserts %^ foot.
me:Open mouth, insert foot!

:forgive s
target:%a forgives you...
sender:How sweet of you.
others:%a forgives %t.

:fss asi
all:%a lets out a fssssssssss and deflates.
me:Fssssss.. sssssss.. ssss!
target:%a sticks %^ butt in your face and lets out a fsssssss!
sender:You fssss in %t's face.
others:%a fssss-ed in %t's face.

:freak as
target:%a points at you and yells, 'FREAK!'
sender:You point at %t and yell, 'FREAK!'
others:%a points at %t and yells, 'FREAK!'
all:%a yells, 'FREAKS!'
me:Freaks! All of them!

:french s
target:%a kisses you deeply and runs %^ tongue along the back of your teeth.
sender:You kiss %t, running your tongue along the back of %<his%:her%> teeth.
others:%a kisses %t, running %^ tongue along the back of %<his%:her%> teeth.

:frood s
target:%a thinks that you are a hoopy frood.
sender:What a hoopy frood!
others:%a thinks that %t is a hoopy frood.

:frown as
all:%a frowns darkly.
me:grr...
target:%a frowns darkly at you.
sender:What did %<he%:she%> do this time?
others:%a frowns darkly at %t.

:fsmile a
all:%a tries to smile, but fails miserably.
me:Better luck next time, eh?

:fthink a
all:%a tries to think, but fails miserably.
me:Better luck next time, eh?

:fwump as
all:%a could do with a good fwump!
me:All wet, are we?
target:%a gives you the best fwump of your life!
sender:You give %<him%:her%> the best fwump of %<his%:her%> life!
others:%a fwumps %t silly!

:gag a
all:%a makes a horrid gagging noise.
me:Ooooh.... grody to the max!  Gag me with a spoon.

:gas as
target:%a hands you a gallon of gas.
others:%a hands %t a gallon of gas.
sender:You hand %t a gallon of gas.
all:%a takes a big ole swig of gas.
me:TANGY!

:gasp as
all:%a gasps in astonishment!
me:Ack!!!
target:%a gasps at your appauling behaviour.
sender:Shocking!
others:%a gasps at %t!

:giggle as
all:%a giggles uncontrollably.
me:You giggle insanely.
target:%a giggles at your manners.
sender:Don't be rude!
others:%a giggles at %t.

:giglge as
all:%a giglges... typing problems... deal with it.
me:You giglge? Hmm... what the FNORD is a giglge?
target:%a giglges at you... whatever the FNORD that is...
sender:Learn how to type!  Sheesh!
others:%a giglges at %t... whatever...

:gimme a
all:%a screams 'GIMME!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
me:What a baby!

:girn a
all:%a girns... what the FNORD is a girn?
me:You girn... what the FNORD is a girn?

:gkick s
target:%a just kicked you in the groin!
sender:That HAS to hurt!
others:%a just kicked %t in the groin!

:glare s
target:%a fixes you with an icy glare!
sender:You glare icily at %t.
others:%a fixes %t with an icy glare!

:gnash as
all:%a gnashes %^ teeth.
me:You gnash your teeth.
target:%a gnashes %^ teeth at you.
sender:You gnash your teeth at %t.
others:%a gnashes %[his%/her%] teeth at %t.

:gnite s
target:%a sings 'Good night sweetheart... well.. its time to go..'
sender:You are so cool...

:goodnit asi
all:%a waves as %[he%/she%] takes off for dream land.
me:'Night!
target:%a kisses you tenderly on the forehead and says 'Goodnight.'
sender:You give %t a kiss on the forehead as you say goodnight.
others:%a kisses %t tenderly on the forehead and says 'Goodnight.'

:green a
all:%a turns &+Ggreen
me:You turn a shade of &+Ggreen

:greet as
all:%a raises %^ hand in greeting and says 'Hello!'
me:You raise your hand in greeting and tell the world 'Hello!'
target:%a bids you welcome.
sender:You bid %t welcome.
others:%a bids %t welcome.

:grin as
all:%a grins evilly.
me:You are so evil!
target:%a grins at you evilly!
sender:Whats on your mind?
others:%a grins evilly at %t.

:grind asi
all:%a grinds %^ hips, looking deep into your eyes.
me:You toss your hair and grind your hips teasingly.
target:%a grinds %^ hips against yours teasingly!
sender:You grind your hips against %<his%:hers%>!
others:%a grinds %[his%/her%] hips against %t's!

:grindem a
all:%a grins demonically.
me:You are so demonic!

:grit a
all:%a grits %^ teeth.
me:Grr...

:groan a
all:%a groans miserably.
me:Now THAT was a bad one... sheesh...

:grope as
target:%a reaches out and begins to grope you.
sender:Better be careful..
others:%a reaches out towards %t and starts to grope %<him%:her%>.
all:%a gropes %[himself%/herself%].
me:Can't get enough of yourself can you?

:growl as
all:%a growls.
me:Hmm... rabies?
target:%a growls at you...
sender:Hmm... rabies?
others:%a growls at %t.

:grumble sa
all:%a grumbles unhappily.
me:Boy! You MUST be in a bad mood.
target:%a is grumbling at you, what did you do to make %~ upset?
sender:You grumble at %t.
others:%a is grumbling unhappily at %t.

:gush sa
all:%a releases the flood gates and GUSHES all over the floor!
me:GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH
target:%a has just GUSHED all over you!
sender:That's disgusting, how in the name of God could you do that!?!
others:%a has just GUSHED all over %t!

:guilty a
me:Oh... I feel SOOOO guilty!
all:%a feels incredibly guilty.

:hair s
target:%a runs %^ fingers through your hair.
sender:You run your fingers through %t's hair.
others:%a runs %^ fingers through %t's hair.

:halo as
all:%a pulls out %^ halo polish and rubs %^ halo vigorously.
me:Halo a little tarnished these days?
target:%a offers you some patented halo polish, looks like you need it!
sender:You offer some polish for %t's dimming halo.
others:%a hands %t some expensive halo polish for that aching sainthood.

:hand s
target:%a takes your hand.
sender:You take %t's hand.
others:%a takes %t's hand.

:handc s
target:%a runs %[his%/her%] hand softly across your cheek and smiles at you.
sender:You run your hand softly across %t's cheek.
others:%a runs %[his%/her%] hand softly across %t's cheek and smiles at %<him%:her%>.

:hangh a
all:%a hangs %^ head down and sighs.
me:Whats the matter?

:hanover a
all:%a has a nasty hangover, please be quiet!
me:Next time don't party so hard! 

:happy a
all:%a is so happy that %[he%/she%] cries!
me:You are so happy you could cry!

:hattack a
all:%a grabs %[his%/her%] chest in utter pain as %[he%/she%] falls to the floor.
me:STRESS! STRESS! STRESS!

:hawk s
target:%a watches you like a hawk.
sender:Don't trust %t, do you?
others:%a watches %t like a hawk.

:hbang a
all:%a headbangs wildly!
me:Whiplash!

:head a
all:%a bangs %^ head on the floor about 1000 times.
me:That had to hurt!

:heh a
all:%a smirks a bit.  'Heh.'
me:Heh heh heh!

:hey as
all:%a yells out 'Hey BABY!!'
me:You go!
target:%a looks at you and says 'Hey BABY!!'
sender:You look at %t and say 'Hey BABY!!'
others:%a looks at %t and says 'Hey BABY!!'

:hiccup a
all:%a has a bad case of the hiccups.
me:Hic!  Ow...

:hide s
target:%a hides from you.
sender:You hide from %t.
others:%a tries to hide from %t.

:hifive s
target:%a gives you a powerful high five.
sender:You give %t a powerful high five.
others:Time stands still as %a jumps up and gives %t a powerful high five.

:hiss as
all:%a hisses through %^ teeth.
me:You hiss through your teeth.
target:%a hisses at you.
sender:You hiss at %t.
others:%a hisses at %t.

:hmm a
all:%a hmms in deep thoughts.
me:Trying to act pensive eh?

:hold s
target:%a holds you like %[he%/she%] never wants to let go.
sender:You hold %t like you never want to let go.
others:%a holds %t like %[he%/she%] never wants to let go of %<him%:her%>.

:honey asi
all:%a gets out a bottle of honey.
me:You get out the honey again.
target:%a invites you to cover %~ with honey.  (Hint hint!)
sender:You invite %t to cover you with honey.  (Inviting a tongue bath?)
others:%a invites %t to pour honey all over %[him%/her%].

:honor a
all:%a is extremely honored.
me:You are extremely honored.

:howl a
all:%a howls at the moon.
me:Arrrrrrrrroooooooooooouuuuuuuu!

:hsigh as
all:%a sighs happily.
me:You sigh happily.
target:%a lies %^ head on your shoulder and sighs happily.
sender:You sigh happily on %t's shoulder.
others:%a sighs happily on %t's shoulder.

:hug s
target:%a hugs you close.
sender:You hug %t.
others:%a hugs %t.

:huggle s
target:%a huggles up to you.
sender:You huggle up to %t.
others:%a huggles up to %t.

:huh s
target:%a blinks %^ eyes, shakes %^ head and says to you 'Huh?'
sender:Duh!
others:%a blinks %^ eyes, shakes %^ head and says 'Huh?' to %t.

:hum as
all:%a begins to hum.
me:%You hum a quiet little tune to yourself.
target:%a hums something in your ear.
sender:You hum something in %t's ear.
others:%a hums something in %t's ear.

:hungry a
all:%a looks very hungry.
me:Your stomach is rumbling..

:hurl asi
all:%a leans forward a bit and lets %^ stomach juices hurl to the ground.
me:You lean forward, your stomach's contents now coating the ground.
target:%a hurls you into a wall!
sender:You hurl %t into a wall!  Smaaash!
others:%a hurls %t into a wall!

:hypno s
target:%a tries to hypnotize you.
sender:%t is getting sleepy....
others:%a tries to hypnotize %t.

:ice ifa
all:%a frantically digs ice out of %^ shirt.
me:Aaiiee!  Cold!
target:%a spits icecubes at you, hitting you right between the eyes!
sender:You skillfully expectorate icecubes at %t's face!
others:%a spits out icecubes in %t's face faster than a machine gun.

:idea a
all:A lightbulb lights up over the top of %a's head!
me:What's on your mind?

:ifa si
target:%a suggests you to insert your favorite action here.
sender:You suggest %t to insert a favorite action here.
others:%a suggests for %t to insert a favorite action here.

:igggle as
all:%a igggles, yes igggles, got a problem with that?
me:You igggle. (And pull an Illusion at the same time!)
target:%a igggles at you, please, don't say a word.
sender:You igggle at %t, you are sick, truly sick..
others:%a igggles at %t, not going to get into it..

:ignore asi
all:%a is ignoring everything.
me:How rude!
target:%a is utterly ignoring you.
sender:You ignore %t.
others:%a is ignoring %t.

:innoc a
all:%a points a finger at %^ chest and says 'Who? ME!?'
me:They made me do it!!!

:jaw a
all:%a's jaw hits the ground in astonishment.
me:Better pick your jaw up off of the ground.

:jbones s
target:%a jumps your bones!
sender:*grin* *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
others:I don't think you guys want to know what %a just did to %t!

:jeans asi
all:%a writhes into %^ jeans.
me:Having a hard time getting back into your jeans?
target:%a sneaks %^ hand into your jeans, pulling you close.
sender:You sneak your hands into %t's jeans, pulling %<him%:her%> close.
others:%a sneaks %[his%/her%] hands into %t's pockets.

:jinx s
target:%a points at you and yells 'JINX!!!'
sender:Got %<him%:her%>!
others:%a points at %t and yells 'JINX!!!'

:joy a
all:Tears of joy form in %a's eyes.  Oh, how happy!
me:You are so happy tears of joy form in your eyes.

:juice asi
all:%a looks around for something to suck on.
me:You look around for something to suck on.
target:%a squeezes every last bit of juice out of you.
sender:You squeeze %t dry.
others:%a squeezes every last bit of juice out of %t.

:kewl as
all:%a crosses %^ arms and leans back saying 'Kewl!'
me:Excellent!
target:%a looks at you and says 'Kewl!'
sender:In your excitement, you just can't stifle the word 'kewl'!
others:%a is downright excited!

:khand s
target:%a takes your hand in %[his%/hers%] and kisses it lightly.
sender:You kiss %t's hand.
others:%a kisses %t's hand.

:kick as
all:%a performs a complicated karate kick.
me:HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeYA!
target:%a kicks you.  "Ooof!"
sender:You kick %t.
others:%a kicks %t!

:kiss s
target:%a kisses you deeply.
sender:What a kiss! I'd rate that an 8!
others:%a kisses %t deeply.

:kissc s
target:%a kisses you softly on the cheek.
sender:You kiss %t softly on the cheek.
others:%a softly kisses %t on the cheek.

:kneel asi
all:%a kneels upon one knee and bows %^ head deeply.
me:You kneel upon one knee and bow deeply.
target:%a kneels before you and kisses your hand.  How sweet!
sender:You kneel and kiss %t's hand.  How sweet!
others:%a kneels and kisses %t's hand.

:kvetch a
all:%a bitches and moans at the state of the world.
me:Oy vey!  You think *you've* got troubles?

:ky as
all:%a pulls out %^ KY-Jelly and whistles innocently.
me:What are you planning to do with that?
target:%a offers you some KY-Jelly and grins.
sender:And why are you giving them that?
others:%a offers %t some KY-Jelly and grins.

:lag a
all:%a is wrestled to the floor by the hideous LagBeast.
me:The LagBeast threatens your connection with a pair of wire cutters.

:lapf s
target:%a climbs into your lap and smiles at you.
sender:You climb into %t's lap.
others:%a climbs into %t's lap and smiles at %<him%:her%>.

:lapm s
target:%a gestures for you to sit on %^ lap.
sender:You feel the need for some body heat!
others:%a gestures for %t to sit on %^ lap.

:late a
all:%a just realized how late it is!
me:Where has the time gone?

:laugh as
all:%a begins to laugh hysterically.
me:You laugh hysterically.
target:%a laughs at you!
sender:Don't be rude!
others:%a laughs at %t.

:laydown s
target:%a lays down next to you.
sender:What are your intentions?

:lcry a
all:%a laughs so hard that %[he%/she%] cries.
me:You laugh until you cry.

:lfire asi
all:%a pulls out a lighter and says 'Heh heh, fire!'
me:Fire!  YES!
target:%a pulls out %^ lighter and attempts to light your hair on fire.
sender:You pull out a lighter and try to light %t's hair on fire.
others:%a is trying to light %t's hair on fire!

:liar s
target:%a looks at you and screams, "liar!"
sender:What did %t lie about anyway?
others:%a looks at %t and screams, "liar!" at %<him%:her%>.

:lick s
target:%a licks you.
sender:You lick %t.
others:%a licks %t.

:licke s
target:%a licks your ear.
sender:Oh.. kinky
others:%a licks %t's ear.

:lint a
all:%a digs lint out of %^ pockets.
me:More lint than pennies, huh?

:lip s
target:%a kisses you sweetly on the lips.
sender:You kiss %t sweetly on the lips.
others:%a kisses %t sweetly on the lips.

:lips a
all:%a licks %^ lips.
me:You lick your lips.

:listen as
all:%a sits down and listens to the murmur around the room.
me:You sit back and listen to the noise in the room.
target:%a looks your way, listening intently to what you have to say.
sender:You listen to %t.
others:%a listens carefully as %t talks.

:lkiss s
target:%a kisses your mouth gently, %^ lips lingering.
sender:You kiss %t gently, your lips lingering.
others:%a kisses %t gently, %^ lips lingering.

:lol as
all:%a laughs out loud at %^ computer screen!
me:Everyone must think you're crazy eh?
target:%a laughs out loud at you!  You're pretty funny!
sender:Was it really that funny?!?!
others:%a laughs out loud at %t.

:lookeye s
target:%a looks deeply into your eyes.
sender:Aww..how cute
others:%a looks deeply into %t's eyes.

:loser s
target:%a points at you and yells 'LOSER!'
sender:What a loser!
others:%a points at %t and yells 'LOSER!'

:lost a
all:%a feels totally lost.
me:Head spinning yet?

:love as
all:%a seems to shine of internal peace, love, and happiness.
me:You get a feeling of internal peace, love, and happiness inside you.
target:%a whispers to you sweet words of love.
sender:You whisper words of love into %t's ear.
others:%a whispers to %t sweet words of love.

:lovehug s
target:%a hugs you close placing %[his%/her%] head on your shoulder, telling you how much %[he%/she%] loves you.
sender:You hug %t lovingly.
others:%a hugs %t lovingly.

:lurk a
all:%a lurks in the shadows.
me:You lurk in the shadows.

:lush as
all:%a is an utter lush.
me:Yes, yes.. but they already know that.
target:%a thinks you are swimming in booze.
sender:You let %t know what a lush %<he%:she%> is.
others:%a thinks %t's an utter lush.

:lust s
target:%a looks at you lustfully.
sender:What a %<hunk%:babe%>!
others:%a looks at %t lustfully.

:mallow asi
all:%a conjures a small flame and roasts a Sta Puft marshmallow on a stick.
me:You conjure a small flame and roast a Sta Puft marshmallow on a stick.
target:%a toasts you up on a stick, over a flame!
sender:You toast %t up on a stick, over a flame!
others:%a toasts %t up on a stick, over a flame!

:martian a
all:%a suddenly pulls out a ray gun and shouts 'Take me to your leader!'
me:You suddenly pull out a ray gun and shout 'Take me to your leader!'

:massage s
target:%a gives you a very relaxing shoulder massage.
sender:You give %t a shoulder massage.
others:%a gives %t a very relaxing shoulder massage.

:melt sa
all:%a melts into a puddle on the ground.
me:Help!!! I'm Melting!
target:%a melts at your touch.
sender:You melt at %t's touch.
others:%a melts at %t's touch.

:mgrin as
all:%a grins mischievously.
me:You grin mischievously.
target:%a grins mischievously at you.
sender:You grin mischievously at %t.
others:%a grins mischievously at %t.

missed as
all:%a has missed you all sooooooo much!
me:You are overcome with nostalgia.
target:%a has missed you terribly!
sender:You're so happy to see %<him%:her%> again!
others %a is very happy to see %t again.

:mistype sa
all:%a can not type correctly at this present time, please forgive %~.
me:Having problems typing?
target:%a thinks that you can't type too well.
sender:Isn't that rude?!?
others:%a thinks that %t can't type to well.

:mmm a
all:%a drools.  'mmmmmm...'
me:You drool.  MmmMMmMmmm!!!

:moo as
me:You moo like a cow.
all:%a moos like a cow.
target:%a opens %^ mouth and moos at you.
sender:You moo at %t.
others:%a opens %^ mouth and moos at %t.

:moan a
me:You moan softly.
all:%a moans softly.

:moon asi
me:Eeewww! How rude!
all:%a pulls down %^ pants, showing %^ ass to everyone.
target:%a turns around and pulls down %^ pants, right in your face.
sender:You stick your ass in %t's face.
others:%a moons %t!

:mosh as
me:You jump around the room, breaking things.
all:%a jumps around the room, breaking things.
target:%a jumps at you, slamming you into the wall!
sender:You jump at %t, slamming %~ into the wall!
others:%a jumps at %t, slamming %<him%:her%> into the wall!

:mount as
me:You procede to mount yourself to /mount.
all:%a mounts %[himself%/herself%] to /mount.
target:%a procedes to mount you to /mount.
sender:Go get %<him%:her%>!
others:%a procedes to mount /dev/%t to /mount.

:mumble a
me:What?
all:%a mumbles something unintelligable.

:nape s
target:%a nuzzles the nape of your neck and kisses it softly.
sender:You nuzzle the nape of %t's neck and kiss it softly.
others:%a nuzzles the nape of %t's neck and kisses it softly.

:nature a
me:Nature's a'calling!
all:%a says 'brb... nature run'

:neck si
target:%a leans closer and bites your neck lustily.  It feels very nice.
sender:You lean over to %t and bit %<his%:her%> neck lustily.
others:%a leans over to %t and bites %<his%:her%> neck lustily.

:nibble s
target:%a nibbles gently on your ear.
sender:You nibble gently on %t's ear.
others:%a nibbles gently on %t's ear.

:nod as
me:You nod.
all:%a nods.
target:%a nods in agreement with you.
sender:You agree with %t.
others:%a nods %^ head in agreement with %t.

:nohear s
target:%a covers %^ ears so that %[he%/she%] can't hear you.
sender:You cover your ears so that you can't hear %t.
others:%a covers %^ ears so that %[he%/she%] can't hear you.

:noodle asi
all:%a stuffs a wet noodle down %^ pants.
me:You stuff a wet noodle down your pants.
target:%a spanks you with a wet noodle!
sender:You spank %t with a wet noodle!
others:%a spanks %t with a wet noodle!

:noogie s
target:%a noogies you.
sender:You noogie %t.
others:%a noogies %t.

:nose asi
all:%a sticks %^ nose in the air in disdain.
me:Snobby today, aren't we?
target:%a gives you a sweet widdle kiss on da nose.
sender:You give %t a sweet widdle kiss on da nose.
others:%a gives %t a sweet widdle kiss on da nose.

:nudge s
target:%a nudges you experimentally.
sender:You nudge %t experimentally.  Nope... out like a light.
others:%a nudges %t experimentally.

:nuke asif
all:%a is suddenly blasted out of existence by misfiring %^ own missile.
me:You misfire and blast yourself out of existence.
target:%a launches a nuclear bomb that arcs down out of the sky to blast you&/out of existence! A huge mushroom cloud is all that's left of you.
sender:You blast %t out of existence!
others:%a blasts %t out of existence!

:nuzzle s
target:%a nuzzles your neck softly.
sender:You nuzzle %t's neck.
others:%a nuzzles %t's neck softly.

:nyeah si
target:Beaming, %a looks at you and says 'NYEAH!'
sender:NYEAH!  NYEAH!
others:%a beams at %t and says in a sappy voice 'NYEAH!'

:offerl s
target:%a offers you to lay down next to %~.
sender:Any intentions that I should know of?

:offers s
target:%a offers %^ shoulder for you to cry on.
sender:That's really nice of you.
others:%a offers %^ shoulder for %t to cry on.

:oob as
all:%a oobs in surprise!
me:You oob in surprise!
target:%a looks at you in surprise and says 'Oob!'
sender:You oob at %~ in surprise.
others:%a oobs at %t in surprise.

:oops a
me:Uh-oh what did you do now?
all:%a turns into Urkel and says 'Did I do that???'

:panic a
me:Calm down!  The answer is 42!
all:%a begins to panic.

:pant as
target:%a gazes hungrily at you and pants in anticipation!
sender:Unable to control yourself, your jaw drops at the sight of %t!
others:%a gazes hungrily at %t and pants in anticipation!
all:%a pants like a dog.
me:You pant like a dog.

:pat as
target:%a pats you on the head.
sender:You pat %t on the head.
others:%a pats %t on the head.
all:%a pats %[himself%/herself%] on the head.
me:You pat yourself on the head.

:pathet as
target:%a thinks that you are pathetic.
sender:How rude!
others:%a thinks that %t is pathetic.
all:%a thinks that %[he%/she%] is pathetic.
me:You're not pathetic.

:peer as
all:%a peers into the sky.
me:You peer into the sky.
target:%a peers at you quizzically.
sender:You peer at %t quizzically.
others:%a peers quizzically at %t.

:perk a
all:%a perks up.  (You don't want to know where!!!)
me:You perk up!

:piddle a
me:Use the toilet next time!
all:%a leaves a puddle all over the floor.

:pinch s
target:%a pinches you.  Ouch!
sender:You pinch %t.
others:%a pinches %t.

:pine a
me:You're pining for the fjords.
all:%a pines for the fjords.

:ping asf
all:%a sends a solitary PING! out into the universe.
me:You send a solitary PING! out into the universe.
target:%a tests if you are alive.
sender:You test if %t is alive.
others:%a tests if %t is alive.

:pit s
target:%a picks you up and hurls you into the nearest pit.
sender:You pick up %t and hurl %<him%:her%> into the nearest pit.
others:%a picks up %t and hurls %<him%:her%> into the nearest pit.

:pity s
target:%a pities you.
sender:You pity %t.
others:%a pities %t.

:pkiss s
target:%a gives you a deep and passionate kiss..it seems to take forever...
sender:You give %t a deep and passionate kiss.. it seems to take forever...
others:%a gives %t a deep and passionate kiss.

:plaid a
all:%a turns tartan plaid.
me:You turn tartan plaid.

:pnoid as
target:%a feels that you are a little bit paranoid.
sender:Humm, what makes you think that?
others:%a feels that %t is a little bit paranoid.
all:%a is starting to act paranoid.
me:They're all around me!

:point sa
all:%a points at %~self and says, "Me?"
me:You point at yourself.
target:%a points at you and says, "AH HA!"
sender:He did it!
others:%a points at %t and says, "AH HA!"

:poke s
target:%a pokes you in the ribs.
sender:You poke %t in the ribs.
others:%a pokes %t in the ribs.

:ponder a
me:Hmmm....
all:%a ponders life, the Universe and everything.

:pound si
target:%a pounds you into mincemeat.
sender:You pound %t into mincemeat.
others:%a pounds %t into mincemeat.

:pout a
me:You pout.
all:%a pouts.

:pounce s
target:%a pounces on you merrily and knocks you to the floor.
sender:You pounce on %t and knock %<him%:her%> to the floor.
others:%a pounces on %t merrily and knocks %<him%:her%> to the floor.

:power a
all:%a yells, "I just can't do it Cap'n! I don't have the power!"
me:What? Not enough power?

:prod s
target:%a prods you with a cattle poker.
sender:You prod %t with a cattle poker.
others:%a prods %t onward with a cattle poker.

:prozac asi
all:%a sighs miserably, pulls out a bottle of Prozac, and downs it.
me:No alcohol around eh?
target:%a nods understandably, and offers you some Prozac.
sender:You know you need a prescription to give that out don't you?
others:%a offers %t a handful of Prozac.

:pthb s
target:%a sticks %^ tongue out at you and says 'ppppppttthhhbbb!'
sender:You stick your tongue out at %t and  say 'ppppppttthhhbbb!'
others:%a sticks %^ tongue out at %t and says 'pppppttthhhbbbbb!'

:puh a
me:Must be puhin' pretty bad!
all:%a makes a large puhing motion with his hand.

:puke a
me:GROSS!
all:%a doubles over and pukes on the floor.

:pulse as
target:%a checks your pulse.
sender:Humm... how do I do this again?
others:%a checks %t's pulse.
all:%a checks %^ pulse.
me:Nope, not dead yet.

:punch asi
all:%a punches %^ fist into the wall.
me:You punch your fist into the wall, breaking a couple fingers.
target:%a smashes %^ fist into your face!  Your blood spurts everywhere!
sender:You send your fist into %t's face!  Blood sprays!
others:%a punches %t's face.  Blood spurts everywhere!

:purr as
all:%a purrs contentedly.
me:MMMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!
target:%a purrs softly at your touch.
sender:That feels good!!

:quack as
all:%a quacks like a duck.
me:QUACK QUACK!
target:%a quacks at you playfully.
sender:You quack at %t playfully?
others:%a quacks at %t playfully.

:raise a
me:You raise an eyebrow.
all:%a raises an eyebrow quizically.

:random asi
all:%a randomizes %~self and falls apart.
me:You randomize yourself and fall apart.
target:%a stares at you suddenly and screams 'RANDOM!' in your face.
sender:You stare at %t suddenly and scream 'RANDOM!' in %<his%:her%> face.
others:%a stares at %t suddenly and screams 'RANDOM!' in %<his%:her%> face.

:rdance asi
all:UGH!  Great chief %a dances wildly around and a heavy storm breaks!
me:UGH!  Great chief %a has made rain!
target:Chief %a %<He-who-howls-at-the-moon%:She-that-dances-at-night%>&/dances around you making rain!
sender:You dance wildly around %t and a heavy storm breaks!
others:UGH!  Great chief %a dances wildly around %t and a heavy storm breaks!

:reach s
target:%a reaches out for your hand.
sender:Just a little bit closer..
others:%a reaches out for %t's hand.

:reject s
target:%a takes a sticker marked 'Reject' and plasters on your forehead.
sender:You take a sticker marked 'Reject' and plaster it on %^ forehead.
others:%a takes a sticker marked 'Reject' and plasters it on the forehead of %t.

:relax s
target:%a thinks that you should relax.
sender:Hope they don't take that the wrong way.
others:%a thinks that %t should relax.

:relaxs s
target:%a rubs your shoulders to try to relax you.
sender:That should relax them.
others:%a rubs %t's shoulders to try to relax %<him%:her%>.

:rhair a
all:%a rips %^ hair out!
me:Frustrated?

:rice s
target:%a throws rice at you.
sender:You throw rice at %t.
others:%a throws rice at %t.

:rmoo as
me:You moo like a Reeda! (Silly!)
all:%a moos like a Reeda! (Accept No Immitations!)
target:%a moos at you like a Reeda! (Accept No Immitations!)
sender:You moo at %t like a Reeda! (Silly!)
others:%a moos at %t like a Reeda! (Accept No Immitations!)

:rodfw a
all:%a rols on da fwor waffing.
me:Ya grab yah sahds an' rol on da fwor waffing!

:rofl a
me:You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
all:%a rolls on the floor, laughing hysterically.

:rofld a
all:%a rolls on the floor in drooling hysterics.
me:You grab your sides and roll on the floor in drooling hysterics.

:rub a
me:What evil are you up to now?
all:%a rubs %^ hands together and grins evilly.

:rubback s
target:%a rubs your back in circles and smiles at you.
sender:That should make %t feel much better.
others:%a rubs %t's back and smiles at %<him%:her%>.

:ruffle s
target:%a ruffles your hair playfully.
sender:You ruffle %t's hair.
others:%a ruffles %t's hair playfully.

:salt a
me:You pour salt in your wounds.
all:%a pours salt into %^ wounds.

:salute s
target:%a salutes you.
others:%a salutes %t.
sender:Show some respect!

:saw asi
all:%a gets %^ chainsaw and starts it running.  Rrr.  Rrrr!  RRrrRRZZZzZBZZzzZ!
me:You start your chainsaw.  Rrr.  Rrrr!  RRrrRRZZZzZBZZzzZ!
target:%a's chainsaw suddenly bites into your neck!  Chunks of flesh go a'flyin!sender:You swing your chainsaw into %t's neck!  Chunks of flesh go a'flyin!
others:%a's chainsaw suddenly bites into %t's neck!  Chunks of flesh go a'flyin!
sender:That's disgusting!

:scared as
me:Your heart is in your throat!
all:%a is so scared %[he%/she%] is shivering.
target:%a is frightened by you.
others:%a is frightened of %t.
sender:how frightening!

:scratch asi
all:%a scratches %^ head.
me:You scratch your head.
target:%a reaches over and scratches your back.  It feels soo good.
sender:You reach over and scratch %t's back lovingly.
others:%a reaches over and scratches %t's back.

:scream as
target:%a screams loudly at you!
sender:What did %t do to you?
others:%a screams loudly at %t!
me:AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
all:%a screams bloody murder!

:sdance as
all:%a dances around trying to summon the sun out of the clouds.
me:BONGA BONGA!!  You don't believe in weather forecasts?
target:%a dances wildly around you trying to summon the sun out of the clouds.
sender:You dance wildly around %~ trying to summon the sun out of the clouds.
others:%a dances wildly around %t trying to summon the sun out of the clouds.

:seduce si
target:%a attempts to seduce you.
others:%a tries to seduce %t.
sender:You try to seduce %t.

:shadow a
me:Keep it up, and someday maybe you can beat up Mike Tyson!
all:%a boxes with %^ shadow, and %^ shadow knocks %~ out.

:shake as
me:No no no no.
all:%a shakes %^ head.
target:%a shakes hands with you.
others:%a and %t shake hands.
sender:You shake hands with %t.

:shiver a
me:Brrrr....
all:%a shivers.
 
:shiverc a
me:Is it really that cold?
all:%a shivers from the cold.

:shmoo s
target: %a gives you the ultimite in snuggles, cuddles, and wuv.
sender: You give %t the ultimite in snuggles, cuddles, (shmooie *giggles*)&/and wuv.
others: %a gives %t the ultimite in snuggles, cuddles, and wuv.

:shoop asi
all:%a SHOOPS mindlessly.
me:You SHOOP mindlessly.
target:%a SHOOPS over to you with only one thing on %[his%/her%] mind.
sender:You do a Salt -N- Pepa impression for %t.
others:%a SHOOPS in %t's general direction.

:shoot asif
all:%a puts a gun to %^ head.  Blam!  So messy..
me:You pull out a gun, put it to your head, and pull the trigger.&/Blam!  The world goes black.
target:From a high building, %a scopes you out and shoots bullet-holes into you.sender:You go up to a high building and pull out your sniper's gun.&/Scoping around, you find and blast %t full of holes.
others:%a snipes %t from a high building.
sender:You blow %t away!

:shrieka
all:%a shrieks %^ bloody head off!
me:You shriek your bloody head off!

:shrug a
all:%a shrugs helplessly.
me:You shrug.

:shudder a
all:%a is shuddering in disgust.
me:Was it really that bad?

:shun s
target:%a turns %^ back to you.
sender:You turn your back on %t with a 'humph.'
others:%a turns %^ back to %t.

:shush s
target:%a puts a hand over your mouth and shushes you.
sender:You put a hand over %t's mouth and shush %~.
others:%a puts a hand over %t's mouth to shush %~.

:shy as
all:%a shies away into a corner.
me:You shy away into a corner.
target:%a shies away from you.
sender:You shy away from %t.
others:%a shies fearfully away from %t.

:sick a
all:%a looks a little sick.
me:Are you feeling ok?

:sigh as
all:%a sighs deeply.
me:You sigh.
target:%a leans on your shoulder and sighs heavily.
sender:You sigh on %t's shoulder.
others:%a leans on %t's shoulder and sighs heavily.

:simle as
all:%a simles.. not even gonna get into it.
me:You simle.. simle?
target:%a simles at you.. don't ask.
sender:You simle at %t.. simle? never mind, not gonna ask.
others:%a simles at %t.. yes, simle.

:sing at
all:%a sings %s
me:You offend the ears of the gods.

:slam s
target:%a SLAMS you hard as junk!  (Now what does that mean?)
sender:SLAM!!!  Da da da, da da da...
others:Oooohh!  %a just SLAMMED %t!!

:slap s
target:%a slaps you hard across the face!
sender:You slap %t.
others:%a slaps %t hard across the face!

:slapf sa
all:%a slaps %^ forehead in utter exasperation.
me:You slap your forehead in utter exasperation.
target:%a slaps you on the forehead.
sender:You slap %t on the forehead.
others:%a slaps %t on the forehead.

:sledge s
target:%a hits you over the head with a sledge hammer.
sender:THWACK!
others:%a hits %t over the head with a sledge hammer.

:sleep a
all:%a falls down sleeping.
me:ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.....

:slop asif
all:With %^ DOOM rocket-launcher, %a fires too close and turns %~self into slop.
me:You fire too close with your DOOM rocket-launcher and make slop of yourself.
target:A DOOM rocket-launcher looms before you.&/Ba-WOOSH!  %a turns you into slop!
sender:Combining your will with a DOOM rocket-launcher, you make slop of %t.
others:%t has just been reduced to slop by %a's DOOM rocket-launcher.

:slug asif
all:%a's head explodes and a big black slug writhes out.
me:Your head explodes as a big black slug writhes out.
target:%a's head explodes and a big black slug jumps from the mess into&/your mouth!
sender:Your head explodes and a big black slug jumps from what's left into&/%t's mouth!
others:%a's head explodes and a big black slug jumps from the mess into&/%t's mouth!

:slump a
all:%a slumps down in %^ chair.
me:You slump down in your chair.

:slurp as
all:%a slurps up whatever needed to be slurped.
me:Sluuuuuuuurp!
target:%a slurps you up.
sender:You slurp %t up.
others:%a slurps %t up.

:smack s
target:%a smacks you across the mouth.
sender:You smack %t sharply.
others:%a smacks %t across the mouth!

:smash asi
all:%a walks around the room and smashes things!
me:SmaAAsh!  SMAsH!  SmaaAAaSHhH!
target:%a SMASHES the bloody hell out of you!
sender:You SMASH the bloody hell out of %t!
others:%a SMASHES the bloody hell out of %t!

:smiel as
me:Typing problems again eh?  You smiel.
all:%a smiels.  What the FNORD is a smiel?
target:%a smiels at you.... perhaps you should slap %~ for that?
sender:You smiel at %t... let's just hope %<he%:she%> doesn't think you're rude.
others:%a smiels at %t... what the FNORD is a smiel?

:smile as
me:You smile.
all:%a smiles.
target:%a looks at you and smiles.
sender:You look at %t and smile.
others:%a looks at %t and smiles.

:smilel s
target:%a smiles at you lovingly.
sender:You smile lovingly at %t.
others:%a smiles at %t lovingly.

:smirk as
me:You smirk.
all:%a smirks.
target:%a smirks at you.
sender:What a dork.
others:%a smirks at %t.

:smoan sa
all:%a moans softly.
me:Control yourself!
target:%a moans softly in your ear.
sender:You moan softly in %t's ear.
others:%a moans softly into %t's ear.

:smooch s
target:%a shows you what a REAL kiss is like.
sender:You show %t what a REAL kiss is like.
others:%a shows %t what a REAL kiss is like.

:snap as
me:You snap your fingers.
all:%a snaps %^ fingers.
target:%a snaps %^ fingers in front of your face to wake you up.
sender:Waaaaakie wakie.
others:%a snaps %^ fingers in front of %t's face to wake %<him%:her%> up.

:sneef a
me:You sneef.
all:%a sneefs.

:sneer as
me:You sneer contemptuously.
all:%a sneers contemptuously.
target:%a sneers at you.
sender:You sneer at %t.
others:%a sneers at %t.

:sneeze a
me:AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCHOO!
all:%a sneezes.

:snicker as
me:You snicker.
all:%a snickers.
target:%a snickers at you.
sender:You snicker at %t.
others:%a snickers at %t.

:sniff a
me:You sniff.
all:%a sniffs.

:sniggle s
target:%a sniggles you (pretty kinky, eh?).
sender:You sniggle %t (kinky!).
others:%a sniggles with %t (pretty kinky, eh?).

:snm si
target:%a ties you up and... Ha ha, fooled you!
sender:You pretend to tie %t up for a little...
others:%a pretends to tie %t up for a little...

:snore a
me:You snore so loudly that the whole MUD can probably hear you.
all:%a snores loudly.

:snork as
all:%a, not being able to think of anything else, SNORKS!!
me:SNORK!!
target:%a SNORKS obnoxiously at you.
sender:You SNORK at %t.
others:%a SNORKS at %t.

:snort as
me:You snort in derision.
all:%a snorts in derision.
target:%a snorts at you.
sender:You snort at %t.
others:%a snorts at %t.

:snowb s
target:%a packs a snowball and lets it fly... right in your face!
sender:S P L A T!!!
others:%a packs a snowball and lets it fly at %t's face.

:snuggle s
target:%a snuggles up to you.
sender:You snuggle up to %t.
others:%a snuggles up to %t.

:soaker sa
all:%a pulls out %^ SuperSoaker XP150 and sprays you all!
me:Yes! The SuperSoaker XP150!
target:%a pulls out %^ Super-Soaker XP150 and then sprays you!
sender:Perfect shot!
others:%a just hosed down %t with %^ SuperSoaker!

:sob a
all:%a sobs quietly.
me:It'll be all right.

:sorry s
target:%a apologizes to you.
sender:You better apologize for that!
others:%a apologizes to %t.

:spank s
target:%a puts you over %^ knee and gives you a sound spanking!
sender:You put %t over your knee and give %~ a sound spanking!
others:%a gives %t sound spanking!

:speaker a
all:%a moshes around carelessly and collides with a speaker.
me:Dammit %a!  It's a speaker, not a %<woman%:man%>!

:spit asi
me:You spit.
all:%a spits on the ground.
target:%a spits on you!
sender:You spit on %t.
others:%a spits on %t.

:splat asi
all:%a steps off a high building and falls.  S P  L   A    T     !
me:You step off a high building and fall.  S P  L   A    T     !
target:%a pushes you off a high building.  S P  L   A    T     !
sender:You push %t off a high building.  S P  L   A    T     !
others:%a pushes %t off a high building.  S P  L   A    T     !

:splatt asi
all:%a splatters everything within range.
me:You splatter everything within range.
target:%a splatters you!
sender:You splatter %t!
others:%a splatters %t!

:spock s
others:%a raises an eyebrow.
sender:Fascinating...
target:%a raises an eyebrow at you.

:spoison sif
target:%a chirrups sweetly and spits poison in your eyes!
sender:You turn briefly into a dilophosaur and spit poison at %t!
others:With horrid reptilian visage, %a chirrups and spits poison at %t!

:spy asif
all:%a is a spy.
me:Your schizophrenia has now got you thinking you're James Bond.
target:You catch %a staring at you through binoculars.
sender:You spy on %t with your binoculars.
others:%a is playing "Peeping Tom" again, spying on %t.

:stifle asi
all:%a puts %^ hands over %^ mouth trying not to say something baaad.
me:Nooo!  Don't say it!  Don't.. dooooooon't!  Shhhhhhhhh.
target:%a puts %^ hands over your mouth trying to SHUSH you!
sender:ACK, what is %<he%:she%> saying?!?!
others:%a puts %[his%/her%] hands over %t's mouth shushing %~ quickly!

:suers a
me:You try to check the suers list.
all:%a tried to check the suers list.

:squeeze s
target:%a takes your hand and squeezes it gently.
sender:You take %t's hand and squeeze it gently.
others:%a takes %t's hand and squeezes it gently.

:squirm a
me:Feeling a bit uncomfortable?
all:%a starts to squirm.

:stare as
me:You stare into space.
all:%a stares innocently into space.
target:%a stares at you.
sender:You stare at %t.
others:%a stares at %t.

:stomp a
me:Act your age... not your IQ.
all:%a stomps %^ feet.

:stretch a
me:Ahh that felt good.
all:%a stretches out all of %^ tight muscles.

:strip a
me:You perform a seductive striptease.
all:%a performs a seductive striptease.

:strut a
me:You strut your stuff!
all:%a struts around the room.

:stupid a
all:%a is feeling pretty stupid.
me:DUH!!

:suck as
all:%a sucks on %[his%/her%] thumb.
me:Awww.. poor poor babeee.
target:%a hands you a lollipop and smiles innocently.
sender:Oh GAWD!! How could you want them to suck THAT?!?
others:%a hands %t a lollipop and smiles innocently.

:sugar a
me:Hey! Chill out!
all:%a flies around the room acting all hyper!

:sulk a
me:You sit down in a corner and sulk.
all:%a goes to the corner to sulk.

:surren as
me:I give up!
all:%a throws %^ hands in the air and shouts 'I give up!'
target:%a surrenders to you.
sender:You hold up your white flag.
others:%a surrenders to %t.

:swat as
me:You swat at a fly that is buzzing annoyingly around your head.
all:%a swats at an annoying fly.
target:%a swats you playfully on the arm.
sender:You swat %t on the arm.
others:%a swats %t playfully on the arm.

:tag sf
target:%a tags you and says 'You're it!'
others:%a tags %t and says 'You're it!'
sender:You tag %t.

:tantrum a
me:What a baby...
all:%a throws %^self down on the ground, kicking and screaming.

:tap as
me:Impatient, aren't we...
all:%a taps %^ foot in an impatient manner.
target:%a taps you on the shoulder.
others:%a taps %t on the shoulder.
sender:Hey, you...

:tea asi
all:%a sips contentedly on a cup of tea.
me:Ahhh... Nothing like a nice cup of tea!
target:%a hands you a nice, hot cup of tea!
sender:You hand %t a nice, hot cup of Gunpowder Green.
others:%a hands %t a hot cup of tea.

:tear asi
all:A single, solitary tear runs down %a's cheek.
me:A single, solitary tear runs down your cheek.
target:%a tears all your clothing off with %^ teeth!
sender:You tear all of %t's clothing off with your teeth!
others:%a tears off all of %t's clothing with %[his%/her%] teeth!

:tease s
target:%a teases you relentlessly!
others:%a teases %t relentlessly.
sender:Meanie...

:thank s
target:%a thanks you.
others:%a thanks %t.
sender:Are you truly grateful, or just saying that?

:think as
me:Brain hurting?
all:%a is trying to think.
target:%a is thinking about you.
others:%a is thinking about %t.
sender:You think about %t.

:tie s
target:%a grabs some rope and ties you up with it.
others:%a grabs some rope and ties %t up with it.
sender:What is the purpose of this?

:tired as
all:%a is so tired, %^ head begins to nod and snores echo throughout the room.
me:You nod off...   zzssnnooOORkkkKK!
target:%a puts %^ head in your lap and goes to sleep.
sender:You put your head in %t's lap and fall asleep.
others:%a puts %[his%/her%] head in %t's lap and falls asleep.

:tkiss si
target:%a covers your mouth with tender little kisses.
sender:You cover %t's mouth with tender little kisses.
others:%a covers %t's mouth with tender little kisses.

:tm a
all:%a rolls %^ eyes and mumbles 'Tell me about it.'
me:You roll your eyes and mumble 'Tell me about it.'

:toe asi
all:%a looks at %^ toes, so %[he%/she%] can count to 20.
me:You count your toes.
target:%a plays footsie with you.
sender:You play footsie with %t.
others:%a plays footsie with %t.

:towel asi
all:%a towels off.
me:You towel off.
target:%a snaps a wet towel at you!
sender:You grab a wet towel, twist it up hard, and snap it at %t!
others:%a snaps a wet towel at %t!

:trip asif
all:%a pops a pill and zonks out.  Groovy, man.
me:You pop a pill and start seeing God.  Groovy, man.
target:%a sticks %^ foot out and trips you sending you to the floor.
sender:You stick your foot out and trip %t.
others:%a sticks %[his%/her%] foot out and trips %t.  HeHe!

:twiddle a
all:%a twiddles %^ thumbs.
me:Bored?

:twit s
target:%a labels you 'Twit of the Century'
others:%a labels %t 'Twit of the Century'
sender:What a twit!

:uhoh a
me:Oh poop....
all:%a realizes %[he%/she%] made a vital error...

:unidle asf
me:You slowly tip over and fall to the ground with a loud 'THUD!' You find yourself staring at the sky wondering how long you have been idle.
all:You watch in wonder as %a slowly tips over and falls to the ground with a loud 'THUD'!
target:%a slaps you upside the head in an attempt to wake you from your deep state of idleness!
others:%a slaps %t upside the head in an attempt to wake %~ from %^ deep state of idleness! 
sender:You slap %t in the head!

:unk asi
all:%a grabs %^ warclub and slams it into the ground screaming 'Unk!'
me:You grab your warclub and slam it into the ground screaming 'Unk!'
target:%a grabs %^ warclub and connects it to your skull screaming 'Unk!'
sender:You grab your warclub and connect it with %t's skull screaming 'Unk!'
others:%a grabs %[his%/her%] warclub and caves in %t's skull screaming 'Unk!'

:urge s
target:%a uses %^ best persuasive powers on you.
others:%a tries %^ best persuasive powers on %t.
sender:My my, aren't we coercive?

:valium as
target:%a thinks that you need a valium.
sender:Think %t is stressed eh?
others:%a thinks that %t should take a valium.
all:%a screams out, "I need a valium!!"
me:Valium.. valium.. please..

:vbite s
target:%a bites the soft part of your neck!
others:%a bites the soft part of %t's neck!
sender:I vant to zuck your blood...

:violin s
target:%a plays 'My Heart Bleeds for You' on the world's smallest violin.
sender:Awww... POOR %t! ;)
others:%a plays for %t on the world's smallest violin.

:vodka as
all:%a pulls out a bottle of vodka and chugs.
me:Where's the chaser??
target:%a pours you a double shot of vodka.
sender:We know what you want!
others:%a pours %t a double shot of vodka.

:waff as
all:%a gets a &+Cwarm &*and &+Cfuzzy &*feeling.
me:You get a &+Cwarm &*and &+Cfuzzy &*feeling.
target:%a gives you a &+Cwarm &*and &+Cfuzzy &*feeling.
sender:You give %t a &+Cwarm &*and &+Cfuzzy &*feeling.
others:%a gives %t a &+Cwarm &*and &+Cfuzzy &*feeling.

:wall a
all:%a pounds %^ head into a wall.
me:You pound your head into a wall.

:wallow a
all:%a wallows in self-pity.
me:Things can't be that bad, can they?

:waltz asi
all:%a looks around the room, looking for someone to waltz with.
me:You need someone to waltz with...
target:%a sweeps you off your feet while whistling the tunes of a waltz.
sender:Whistling the melody of a waltz, you sweep %t off %<his%:her%> feet.
others:%a sweeps %t off %<his%:her%> feet to the tune of a waltz.

:wakeup as
target:%a tries to wake you up.
sender:Did %t fall asleep on you?
others:%a is trying to wake %t up.
all:%a screams, "WAKE UP!!"
me:That must have woken everyone up!

:wank a
all:%a makes a blank face and starts doing a wanking motion.
me:Wank, wank, wank...

:wanker s
target:%a takes a magic marker and writes 'Wanker' on your forehead.
sender:You take a magic marker and write 'Wanker' on %^ forehead.
others:%a takes a magic marker and writes 'Wanker' on the forehead of %t.

:warcry a
all:%a lets out a loud warcry!
me:Go get 'em!

:wcream s
target:%a sprays whipcream on you, then licks it off slowly.
sender:You spray whipcream on %t, then lick it off slowly.
others:%a sprays whipcream on %t, then licks it off slowly.

:weenie s
target:%a points at you and screams 'WEENIE!' at the top of his lungs.
sender:You call %t a weenie.
others:You watch as %a points at %t and screams 'WEENIE!'.

:welcome s
target:%a welcomes you.
sender:You welcome %t to this humble abode.
others:%a welcomes %t.

:weo asi
all:%a runs around the rooms shouting 'Weeeeeeeeeoooo!'
me:What in the world is a Weo?
target:%a chases you around the room shouting 'Weeeeeeeeooooo!'
sender:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
others:%a runs around the room after %t shouting 'Weeeeeooo!'&/(What is this? Some sort of new mating ritual?)

:whap asi
all:%a whaps %~self.
me:WHAP!
target:%a whaps you on the back of your head!
sender:You whap %t on the back of the head!  WHAP!
others:%a whaps %t on the back of the head!

:whew a
me:You throw your hands up in the air and say 'Whew! That was close!'
all:%a throws %^ hands up in the air and says 'Whew! That was close!'

:whimper a
me:You wimp...
all:%a whimpers quietly.

:whine a
me:Oh bitch bitch moan moan...
all:%a whines annoyingly.

:whisper ast
all:%a whispers '%s'.
me:You whisper '%s'.
target:%a whispers to you '%s'.
sender:Ok
others:%a whispers something in %t's ear.

:whistle a
me:You??? Innocent?!  HAH!
all:%a whistles innocently.

:whop s
target:%a summons a pillow and whops you over the head with it.
sender:%<He%:She%> started it!
others:%a summons a pillow and whops %t upside the head with it.

:whyme a
all:%a looking confused holds out %s hands, looks up, and says, "Why me?"
me:Asking the age old question, huh?

:wiggle a
me:You wiggle your bottom.
all:%a wiggles %^ bottom.

:wince a
all:%a winces.
me:You wince.

:wink as
all:%a winks slyly.
me:You wink.
target:%a winks at you playfully.
sender:Hmm... just what is your intent?
others:%a winks at %t.

:witch s
target:%a points at you and shouts 'A witch! A witch! BURN %<him%:her%>!'
sender:Why that lowdown, magic-using, wartfaced, long-nosed...
others:%a points at %t and shouts 'A witch! A witch! BURN %<him%:her%>!'

:wombat si
target:%a whistles--a MONGO wombat runs in and bites hard on your ankle.
sender:You whistle and your wombat runs in, biting %t's ankle.
others:%a whistles, sending %[his%/her%] wombat after %t!

:woohoo as
target:%a looks at you and lets out an energetic, 'WOO HOO!'
sender:Mass!
others:%a looks at %t and lets out an energetic, 'WOO HOO!'
all:%a lets out an energetic, 'WOO HOO!'
me:WOO HOO!

:worship s
target:%a worships the ground you walk on.
sender:%<He%:She%> is really something else, eh?
others:%a worships the ground %t walks on.

:worthy s
target:%a kneels at your feet and screams 'I'm not worthy!!!'
sender:You're not worthy to be in %t's presence.
others:%a kneels at %t's feet and screams 'I'm not worthy!!!'

:wrestle s
target:%a wrestles you down to the floor and pins you, then with a smug&/grin, proclaims that %[he%/she%] has won.
sender:You wrestle %t down to the floor and pin %~, then with a smug grin&/you say 'I win.'
others:%a wrestles %t to the ground and pins %<him%:her%>, then with a smug&/grin proclaims that %[he%/she%] has won.

:wtears s
target:%a gently wipes the tears from your eyes.
sender:You wipe the tears away from %t's eyes.

:yawn a
all:%a yawns and blinks sleepily.
me:Up late again, eh?

:yy s
target:%a points at you and says 'Yes.... YOU!'
sender:You point right at %t.
others:%a points at %t and says 'Yes.... YOU!'

:zerbert si
target:%a gives you a playful zerbert, right on the tummy!
sender:You give %t a playful zerbert, right on the tummy!
others:%a gives %t a playful zerbert, right on the tummy!

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