rm4/
rm4/boards/
rm4/clans/
rm4/councils/
rm4/deity/
rm4/gods/
rm4/guilds/
rm4/player/a/
rm4/src/utils/
rm4/watch/
rm4/web/public_html/
#SOCIAL
Name        ?~
CharNoArg   You say 'Huh?'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Huh?'~
CharFound   You say 'Huh?' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Huh?' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Huh?' to you.~
CharAuto    You think to yourself 'Huh?'~
OthersAuto  $n takes a moment to question your existance.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        accuse~
CharNoArg   Accuse whom?~
OthersNoArg $n is in an accusing mood.~
CharFound   You look accusingly at $M.~
OthersFound $n looks accusingly at $N.~
VictFound   $n looks accusingly at you.~
CharAuto    You accuse yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n seems to have a bad conscience.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ack~
CharNoArg   You gasp and say 'ACK!' at your mistake.~
OthersNoArg $n goes ick!~
CharFound   You ACK $M.~
OthersFound $n ACKS $N.~
VictFound   $n ACKS you.~
CharAuto    You ACK yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n ACKS $mself.  Must be a bad day.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        addict~
CharNoArg   You stand and admit to all in the room 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~
OthersNoArg $n stands and says 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~
CharFound   You tell $M that you are addicted to $S love.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that $e is addicted to $S love.~
VictFound   $n tells you that $e is addicted to your love.~
CharAuto    You stand and admit to all in the room 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~
OthersAuto  $n stands and says 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        admire~
CharNoArg   Huh?  You have to admire someone:  admire <person>.~
CharFound   You watch and admire $m.~
OthersFound $n watches and admires $N.~
VictFound   $n watches and admires you.~
CharAuto    You admire yourself in the mirror.~
OthersAuto  $n admires $mself in the mirror.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        adore~
CharNoArg   You are looking for someone to adore!~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to adore!~
CharFound   You look at $N with adoring eyes.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N with adoring eyes.~
VictFound   $n looks at you with adoring eyes.~
CharAuto    Aww! You adore yourself!~
OthersAuto  $n adores $mself soooo much!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        aerosmith~
CharNoArg   You're back!  You're back in the saddle again!~
OthersNoArg $n's back!  $e's back in the saddle again!~
CharFound   You tell $N to walk this way.~
OthersFound $n tells $N to walk this way.~
VictFound   $n tells you to walk this way.~
CharAuto    You kiss on a devil to piss off a saint.~
OthersAuto  $n kisses on a devil to piss off a saint.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        again~
CharNoArg   You think 'not again!'~
OthersNoArg $n hits $s head on a tree and cries 'Not AGAIN!?'~
CharFound   You beg $N to do it again!  You must have enjoyed the first time.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and says 'Thank you, may I have another?'~
VictFound   $n begs you for a repeat performance.  Do it again!~
CharAuto    You make a mental note to do that again.~
OthersAuto  $n makes a mental note to do what $e just did more often!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        agree~
CharNoArg   You seem to be in an agreeable mood.~
OthersNoArg $n seems to agree.~
CharFound   You agree with $M.~
OthersFound $n agrees with $N.~
VictFound   $n agrees with you.~
CharAuto    Well I hope you would agree with yourself!~
OthersAuto  $n agrees with $mself, of course.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ahem~
CharNoArg   You clear your throat loudly and look slowly around.~
OthersNoArg $n clears $s throat loudly and looks around.~
CharFound   You cock an eyebrow at $N and clear your throat.~
OthersFound $n cocks an eyebrow at $N and clears $s throat.~
VictFound   $n cocks an eyebrow at you and clears $s throat.~
CharAuto    You quickly clear your throat and glance around nervously.~
OthersAuto  $n suddenly clears $s throat and glances around nervously.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ahh~
CharNoArg   You say 'Ahhh...  I get it'.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Ahhh...  I get it'.~
CharFound   You say 'Ahhh...  Interesting' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Ahhh...  Interesting' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Ahhh...  Interesting' to you.~
CharAuto    You think to yourself 'Intersting, but stupid'.~
OthersAuto  $n starts to think about something, too bad you can not hear it.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        alfalfa~
CharNoArg   You hear a strange voice yell 'Spaaanky!'~
OthersNoArg $n's eyes look puzzled as $e hears strange voices...~
CharFound   You point a finger, making a lone hair on the back of $N's noggin sproing to attention.~
OthersFound $n points a finger, making a lone hair on the back of $N's noggin sproing to attention.~
VictFound   $n points a finger, making a lone hair on the back of your noggin sproing to attention.~
CharAuto    Buy some mousse.~
OthersAuto  $n dreams of mousse.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        alligator~
CharNoArg   You hop around like you were just bitten by an alligator.~
OthersNoArg $n was just bitten by an alligator!  OW!~
CharFound   You throw an alligator at $N!~
OthersFound $n throws an alligator at $N!~
VictFound   $n throws an alligator at you!~
CharAuto    You wrestle with an alligator.~
OthersAuto  $n wrestles with an alligator, the alligator seems to have the upper hand.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        andy~
CharNoArg   You try to be just like Andrew.~
OthersNoArg $n is acting strange.  Maybe you should help $m with $s straight jacket.~
CharFound   You tell $N that $E reminds you of Andrew.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that $E reminds $m of Andrew.  This could get ugly.~
VictFound   $n tells you that you remind $m of Andrew.  Those are fighting words!~
CharAuto    You worship Andrew.  What horrid events have brought you to such despair?~
OthersAuto  $n is chanting something about Andrew; $e has lost $s mind, and can't be helped now.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        apologize~
CharNoArg   You apologize for your behavior.~
OthersNoArg $n apologizes for $s rude behavior.~
CharFound   You apologize to $M.~
OthersFound $n apologizes to $N.~
VictFound   $n apologizes to you.~
CharAuto    You apologize to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n apologizes to $mself.  Hmmmm.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        applaud~
CharNoArg   Clap, clap, clap.~
OthersNoArg $n gives a round of applause.~
CharFound   You clap at $S actions.~
OthersFound $n claps at $N's actions.~
VictFound   $n gives you a round of applause.  You MUST'VE done something good!~
CharAuto    You applaud at yourself.  Boy, are we conceited!~
OthersAuto  $n applauds at $mself.  Boy, are we conceited!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        arf~
CharNoArg   You exclaim 'Arf!  Arf!  Arf!'~
OthersNoArg $n exclaims 'Arf!  Arf!  Arf!'~
CharFound   You look at $N and exclaim 'Arf!  Arf!  Arf!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and exclaims 'Arf!  Arf!  Arf!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and exclaims 'Arf!  Arf!  Arf!'~
CharAuto    You run around the room exclaiming 'Arf!  Arf!  Arf!'~
OthersAuto  $n runs around the room exclaiming 'Arf!  Arf!  Arf!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        argh~
CharNoArg   You go AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!~
OthersNoArg $n screams ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!~
CharFound   You scream wildly at $M, AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHH!!!  What has $E done!~
OthersFound $n screams wildly at $N, AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!  What has $E done!~
VictFound   $n screams wildly at you.  Makes you wonder what you've done.~
CharAuto    You can't help but scream AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n screams wildly to the sky.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        austin~
CharNoArg   You give everyone the Stone Cold Salute.~
OthersNoArg $n gives everyone the Stone Cold Salute.~
CharFound   You give $N a Stone Cold Stunner.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a Stone Cold Stunner.~
VictFound   $n gives you a Stone Cold Stunner.~
CharAuto    You climb onto the second turnbuckle and drink a couple of Steveweisers.~
OthersAuto  $n climbs onto the second turnbuckle and drinks a couple of Steveweisers.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        awww~
CharNoArg   You go 'Awww...'~
OthersNoArg $n goes 'Awww...'~
CharFound   You go 'Awww...' towards $M.~
OthersFound $n goes 'Awww...' towards $N.~
VictFound   $n goes 'Awww...' towards you.~
CharAuto    You think of fond memories and go 'Awww...'~
OthersAuto  $n smiles and goes 'Awww...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        babble~
CharNoArg   You begin to babble like an idiot.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to babble like an idiot.~
CharFound   You begin to babble at $N and $E can't understand a word you are saying.~
OthersFound $n tries to say something to $N but just babbles like an idiot.~
VictFound   $n tries to talk to you but just babbles like an idiot.~
CharAuto    You babble at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n begins to babble like an idiot.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        babe~
CharNoArg   You strike a pose in your most babe-like style!~
OthersNoArg $n strikes a pose in $s most babe-like style!~
CharFound   You look at $N and think 'Wow! What a babe!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and thinks 'Wow! What a babe!'~
VictFound   $n thinks you are a supreme babe!~
CharAuto    You think you are a babe!~
OthersAuto  $n seems to think that $e is a babe!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        back~
CharNoArg   You announce you are back to everyone.~
OthersNoArg $n announces $e is back.~
CharFound   You try to backstab $N, but you nearly cut off your own finger.~
OthersFound $n tries to backstab $N, but $e nearly cuts off $s own finger.~
VictFound   $n tries to backstab you, but you catch it just in time.~
CharAuto    You try to backstab yourself but cannot reach your back with the dagger.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to backstab $mself.  What a dweeb!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        baffle~
CharNoArg   You scrunch up your face cuz you are totally baffled!~
OthersNoArg $n scrunches up $s face cuz $e is totally baffled!~
CharFound   You scrunch up your face at $N cuz $S behavior totally baffles you!~
OthersFound $n scrunches up $s face at $N cuz $n is totally baffled by $N!~
VictFound   $n scrunches up $s face at you cuz you totally baffle $m!~
CharAuto    You baffle yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n seems to be baffled by $s own thoughts.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bagel~
CharNoArg   You pop a bagel in the fire and toast it till it's golden brown.~
OthersNoArg $n pops a bagel in the fire and toasts it till it's golden brown.~
CharFound   You pull a golden brown bagel from the fire and give it to $N.~
OthersFound $n pulls a golden brown bagel from the fire and gives it to $N.~
VictFound   $n pulls a golden brown bagel from the fire and gives it to you.~
CharAuto    Your pull a golden brown bagel from the fire and pop it in your mouth. Yummy!~
OthersAuto  $n pulls a golden brown bagel from the fire and pops it into $s mouth. Yummy!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bah~
CharNoArg   you say 'BAH!' and turn away in contempt.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'BAH!' and turns away in contempt.~
CharFound   You say 'BAH!' at $M.~
OthersFound $n seems to be making sheep noises at $N.~
VictFound   $n looks at you and says 'BAH!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        banana~
CharNoArg   Daylight come, me want go home.~
OthersNoArg $n leans way back, and bellows forth 'DAAAAAAAYO!'~
CharFound   You sneak up on $N, and sing 'DAAAAAYO!'.  Bananas are dancing before $S eyes.~
OthersFound $n sneaks up behind $N and screams 'DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY-O' at the top of $s lungs...  Bananas are dancing before $S eyes now.~
VictFound   DAAAAAYO!  Ack!  Bananas!  Bananas everywhere!  $n snickers at your predicament.~
CharAuto    Daylight come, me want go home.~
OthersAuto  $n bellows forth 'DAAAAAYO!' and dances a little rumba.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bandaid~
CharNoArg   You search for a bandage for your wounds.~
CharFound   You give $M a bandaid.~
VictFound   $n gives you a bandaid.  Hope it helps.  *FROWN*~
CharAuto    You put a bandaid over your finger.  Does it feel better now?~
OthersAuto  $n puts a bandaid over $s finger.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        barf~
CharNoArg   You scream out 'I'm gonna be sick!' and then heave your stomach contents onto the ground.~
OthersNoArg $n is so sick that $e tells everyone 'I gotta barf!'.~
CharFound   You yell at $N 'Run!  I gotta barf!' and then spill out your dinner on $N.~
OthersFound $n barfs all over $N!  Yecchh, what a mess!~
VictFound   $n has just projectile vomited all over your nice, clean armor!~
CharAuto    You say to yourself 'Am I ever sick!' and then barf up your dinner!~
OthersAuto  $n begins to projectile vomit over everything in the room!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bark~
CharNoArg   Woof!  Woof!~
OthersNoArg $n barks like a dog.~
CharFound   You bark at $M.~
OthersFound $n barks at $N.~
VictFound   $n barks at you.~
CharAuto    You bark at yourself.  Woof!  Woof!~
OthersAuto  $n barks at $mself.  Woof!  Woof!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bashful~
CharNoArg   For some reason, you start feeling very bashful.~
OthersNoArg $n begins looking quite bashful.~
CharFound   You look up at $N, look at the ground and bashfully trace figure eights with your foot.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N, then bashfully stares at $s feet.~
VictFound   $n looks up at you, then bashfully traces figure eights with $s foot.~
CharAuto    For some reason, you start feeling very bashful.~
OthersAuto  $n begins looking quite bashful.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bbiab~
CharNoArg   You announce that you'll be back in a bit.~
OthersNoArg $n announces that $e'll be back in a bit.~
CharFound   You announce to $N that you'll be back in a bit.~
OthersFound $n announces to $N that $e'll be back in a bit.~
VictFound   $n announces to you that $e'll be back in a bit.~
CharAuto    You ask 'Why do people abbrivate such easy things to say?!?'~
OthersAuto  $n asks 'Why do people abbrivaite such easy things to say?!?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bbl~
CharNoArg   You announce that you will be back later.~
OthersNoArg $n announces that $e'll be back later.~
CharFound   You inform $M that you will be back later.~
OthersFound $n informs $N that $e will be back later.~
VictFound   $n informs you that $e will be back later~
CharAuto    You mumble to yourself that you'll be back later.~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles to $mself that $e'll be back later.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bbs~
CharNoArg   You announce that you will be back soon.~
OthersNoArg $n announces that $e'll be back soon.~
CharFound   You announce to $N that you'll be back soon.~
OthersFound $n announces to $N that $e'll be back soon.~
VictFound   $n announces to you that $e'll be back soon.~
CharAuto    You say 'In the 80's, I used to own my own BBS!'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'In the 80's, I used to own my own BBS!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bday~
CharNoArg   You wish it was your birthday.~
OthersNoArg $n wishes it was $s birthday.~
CharFound   You cheerfully say 'Happy Birthday $N!' ~
OthersFound $n cheerfully says 'Happy Birthday $N!' ~
VictFound   $n cheerfully says 'Happy Birthday $N!' ~
CharAuto    Everybody forgot your birthday :(~
OthersAuto  $n sings 'Happy birthday to me....' in a sad voice.  Shame on you for forgetting.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bearhug~
CharNoArg   You hug a grizzly bear.~
OthersNoArg $n hugs a flea-infested grizzly bear.~
CharFound   You bearhug $M.~
OthersFound $n bearhugs $N.  Some ribs break.~
VictFound   $n bearhugs you.  Wonder what's coming next?~
CharAuto    You bearhug yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n bearhugs $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        beatles~
CharNoArg   You are the walrus--Coo Coo C'Joob!~
OthersNoArg $n is the walrus--Coo Coo C'Joob!~
CharFound   You tell $N all $E needs is love.~
OthersFound $n tells $N all $E needs is love.~
VictFound   $n tells you all you need is love.~
CharAuto    You're so tired, you haven't slept a wink.~
OthersAuto  $n's so tired, $e hasn't slept a wink.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        beckon~
CharNoArg   Psst, c'mon.  Anyone?~
OthersNoArg $n beckons to the air.  That might prove wise if $e gets stranded in a medieval submarine.~
CharFound   You beckon $N follow you through rain, snow, dragons' lairs and even *gulp* lag.~
OthersFound $n beckons $N follow $m.  You smell a rat.~
VictFound   $n beckons you follow $m through rain, snow, dragons' lairs and even *gulp* lag.~
CharAuto    Psst, c'mon $n.~
OthersAuto  $n beckons $n follow $n.  Ooooooook.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bed~
CharNoArg   You say 'It is time for me to hit the sheets...'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'It is time for me to hit the sheets...'~
CharFound   You say 'I am going to bed.  Laterz all.'~
OthersFound $n says 'I am going to bed.  Laterz all.'~
VictFound   $n says 'I am going to bed.  Laterz all.'~
CharAuto    You rest quietly on your bed.  That must be comfortable.~
OthersAuto  $n rests quietly on $s bed.  $n's bed looks comfortable.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        beer~
CharNoArg   You down a cold, frosty beer.~
OthersNoArg $n downs a cold, frosty beer.~
CharFound   You draw a cold, frosty beer for $N.~
OthersFound $n draws a cold, frosty beer for $N.~
VictFound   $n draws a cold, frosty beer for you.~
CharAuto    You draw yourself a beer.~
OthersAuto  $n draws $mself a beer.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        beg~
CharNoArg   You beg the gods for mercy.~
OthersNoArg The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.~
CharFound   You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.~
OthersFound $n begs $N for a gold piece!~
VictFound   $n begs you for money.~
CharAuto    Begging yourself for money doesn't help.~
OthersAuto  $n begs himself for money.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        behead~
CharNoArg   You look around for some heads to cut off.~
OthersNoArg $n looks around for some heads to cut off.~
CharFound   You grin evilly at $N and brandish your weapon.~
OthersFound $n grins evilly at $N, while branding $s weapon!~
VictFound   $n grins evilly at you, brandishing $s weapon.~
CharAuto    I really don't think you want to do that...~
OthersAuto  $n is so desperate for exp that $e tries to decapitate $mself!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bitedust~
CharNoArg   You sing 'Another one gone...  Another one bites the dust...'~
OthersNoArg $n sings 'Another one gone...  Another one bites the dust...'~
CharFound   You sing 'Another one gone...  Another one bites the dust...' to $N.~
OthersFound $n sings 'Another one gone...  Another one bites the dust...' to $N.~
VictFound   $n sings 'Another one gone...  Another one bites the dust...' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Did you know Another One Bites the Dust was sung by Queen in 1980?'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Did you know Another One Bites the Dust was sung by Queen in 1980?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bkiss~
CharNoArg   Blow a kiss to whom?~
OthersNoArg $n blows at $s hand.~
CharFound   You blow a kiss to $M.~
OthersFound $n blows a kiss to $N.  Touching, ain't it?~
VictFound   $n blows a kiss to you.  Not as good as a real one, huh?~
CharAuto    You blow a kiss to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n blows a kiss to $mself.  Weird.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blackadder~
CharNoArg   You are being a complete and total bastard, just like Blackadder.~
OthersNoArg $n is being a complete and total bastard, just like Blackadder.~
CharFound   You sneer Blackadderishly at $N.~
OthersFound $n sneers Blackadderishly at $N.~
VictFound   $n sneers Blackadderishly at you.~
CharAuto    You have a cunning plan!  So cunning, you could brush your teeth with it!~
OthersAuto  $n has a cunning plan!  So cunning, you could brush your teeth with it!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blank~
CharNoArg   You get a blank look on your face.~
OthersNoArg $n gets a blank look on $s face.~
CharFound   You look at $N but draw a complete blank.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N but draws a blank.~
VictFound   $n looks at you and draws a total blank.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blast~
CharNoArg   You count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 and blast off!~
OthersNoArg $n counts down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 and blasts off.~
CharFound   You look at $N and give $M a real blast.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and gives $M a real blast!~
VictFound   $n looks at you and gives you a real blast!~
CharAuto    Do you really think that's polite?~
OthersAuto  $n looks as though $e wants a blast.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bleed~
CharNoArg   You bleed all over the room!~
OthersNoArg $n bleeds all over the room!  Get out of $s way!~
CharFound   You bleed all over $M!~
OthersFound $n bleeds all over $N.  Better leave, you may be next!~
VictFound   $n bleeds all over you!  YUCK!~
CharAuto    You bleed all over yourself!~
OthersAuto  $n bleeds all over $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bleh~
CharNoArg   You grimace as if tasting something hideous and say 'BLEH!'~
OthersNoArg $n sticks $s tongue out and says 'Bleh!'~
CharFound   You 'bleh!' right in $N's face!~
OthersFound $n says 'bleh!' while making a horrid face at $N.~
VictFound   $n looks right at you and says 'BLEH!'~
CharAuto    You bleh at yourself in response to something disagreeable.~
OthersAuto  $n blehs at the thought of something.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blink~
CharNoArg   You blink in utter disbelief.~
OthersNoArg $n blinks in utter disbelief.~
CharFound   You blink at $M in confusion.~
OthersFound $n blinks at $N in confusion.~
VictFound   $n blinks at you in confusion.~
CharAuto    You are sooooooooooooo confused~
OthersAuto  $n blinks at $mself in complete confusion.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blownose~
CharNoArg   You blow your nose loudly.~
OthersNoArg $n blows $s nose loudly.~
CharFound   You blow your nose on $S shirt.~
OthersFound $n blows $s nose on $N's shirt.~
VictFound   $n blows $s nose on your shirt.~
CharAuto    You blow your nose on your shirt.~
OthersAuto  $n blows $s nose on $s shirt.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blunk~
CharNoArg   You try to blink but blunk instead.~
OthersNoArg $n tries to blink but $e blunks instead.~
CharFound   You blunk at $N.~
OthersFound $n blunks at $N.~
VictFound   $n blunks at you.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blush~
CharNoArg   Your cheeks are burning.~
OthersNoArg $n blushes.~
CharFound   You get all flustered up seeing $M.~
OthersFound $n blushes as $e sees $N here.~
VictFound   $n blushes as $e sees you here.  Such an effect on people!~
CharAuto    You blush at your own folly.~
OthersAuto  $n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        boggle~
CharNoArg   You boggle in complete incomprehension.~
OthersNoArg $n boggles in complete incomprehension.~
CharFound   You boggle in complete incomprehension of $S actions.~
OthersFound $n boggles in complete incomprehension of $N's actions.~
VictFound   $n boggles in complete incomprehension of your actions.~
CharAuto    You boggle in complete incomprehension of your own actions.  Confused?~
OthersAuto  $n boggles, plain and simple.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bonk~
CharNoArg   You look for someone to bonk!~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to bonk, go hide!~
CharFound   You bonk $M on the head!  BONK!  BONK!  BONK!~
OthersFound $n bonks $N silly!  BONK!  BONK!  BONK!~
VictFound   $n bonks you on the head!~
CharAuto    You bonk yourself hard on the head.  Ouch!~
OthersAuto  $n bonks $mself on the head.  That's gotta hurt.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        book~
CharNoArg   You pull out a dusty book and begin to read quietly.~
OthersNoArg $n pulls out a dusty book and begins to read quietly.~
CharFound   You look at $M and say with a sneer 'Book 'em Danno!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and says with a sneer 'Book 'em Danno!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and says with a sneer 'Book 'em Danno!'~
CharAuto    Uh oh! You forgot to return that book to the library.  Shame on you!~
OthersAuto  Realizing that $e forgot to return a book to the library, $n bows $s head in shame.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bored~
CharNoArg   You are bored.~
OthersNoArg $n is bored.~
CharFound   You are bored with $M.~
OthersFound $n is bored with $N.~
VictFound   $n is bored with you.~
CharAuto    You are bored with your life.~
OthersAuto  $n is really, really bored.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bounce~
CharNoArg   BOIINNNNNNGG!~
OthersNoArg $n bounces around.~
CharFound   You bounce onto $S lap.~
OthersFound $n bounces onto $N's lap.~
VictFound   $n bounces onto your lap.~
CharAuto    You bounce your head like a basketball.~
OthersAuto  $n plays basketball with $s head.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bow~
CharNoArg   You bow deeply.~
OthersNoArg $n bows deeply.~
CharFound   You bow before $M.~
OthersFound $n bows before $N.~
VictFound   $n bows before you.~
CharAuto    You kiss your toes.~
OthersAuto  $n folds up like a jack knife and kisses $s own toes.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        brainstorm~
CharNoArg   Ignoring the cautions of the gods themselves, you turn your brain on.~
OthersNoArg $n, ignoring the gods' many cautions, turns $s brain on.~
CharFound   $N shivers in terror as thoughts begin to flow through your mighty noggin.~
OthersFound $N shivers in terror as thoughts begin to flow through $n's mighty noggin.~
VictFound   You shiver in terror as you notice thoughts flowing through $n's mighty noggin.~
CharAuto    Even the gods themselves don't know what might possibly be done about you and your noggin.~
OthersAuto  $n attempts to squeeze some thoughts from $s noggin, making the gods themselves, terrorized by this display, run.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        brb~
CharNoArg   You announce that you will be right back.~
OthersNoArg $n says in a stern voice 'I'll be back!'~
CharFound   You announce to $M that you will be right back.~
OthersFound $n says to $N in a stern voice 'I'll be back!'~
VictFound   $n says to you in a stern voice 'I'll be right back!'~
CharAuto    You mumble to yourself 'I'll be right back'~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles to $mself 'I'll be right back, won't I?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bret~
CharNoArg   You tell everyone that you are the Excellence of Execution.~
OthersNoArg $n tells everyone that $e is the Excellence of Execution.~
CharFound   You make $N submit with the SharpShooter.~
OthersFound $n makes $N submit with the SharpShooter.~
VictFound   $n makes you submit with the SharpShooter.~
CharAuto    You climb onto the second turnbuckle and hold the World Title belt aloft for your adoring fans.~
OthersAuto  $n climbs onto the second turnbuckle and holds the World Title belt aloft for $s adoring fans.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bristle~
CharNoArg   You clench your teeth and bristle with anger.~
OthersNoArg $n clenches $s teeth and bristles with anger.~
CharFound   You glare at $N, bristling with anger.~
OthersFound $n glares at $N, bristling with anger.~
VictFound   $n glares at you, bristling with anger.~
CharAuto    Your bristle at your foolishness.~
OthersAuto  $n bristles at $mself and $s foolishness.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        brownie~
CharNoArg   You munch on a delicious brownie...  You begin to feel light headed.~
OthersNoArg $n munches on a funny-looking brownie.  $n begins to feel light headed.~
CharFound   You give $N a funny-looking brownie.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a funny-looking brownie.~
VictFound   $n gives you a funny-looking brownie.  Be careful!~
CharAuto    You look very strange giving yourself a brownie.~
OthersAuto  $n gives $mself a brownie, $e might be a BIT strange.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        brub~
CharNoArg   Your back is hurting you.~
OthersNoArg $n's back is hurting $m.~
CharFound   You begin to rub $M back.~
OthersFound $n is rubbing $N's back.~
VictFound   $n begins to rub your back.~
CharAuto    You wish you could have a back rub.~
OthersAuto  $n is mumbling that $e needs a back rub, hint hint!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        brush~
CharNoArg   Brush what?  Who?  Where?~
CharFound   You brush out $S hair for $M.  Very thoughtful.~
OthersFound $n brushes $N's hair for $M.  Looks better now.~
VictFound   $n brushes out your hair.  How nice of $m.~
CharAuto    You brush out your hair.  There - much better.~
OthersAuto  $n brushes out $s hair.  Looks much better now.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        buffer~
CharNoArg   You shout 'LLLLLLLLet's get ready to RRRRRRRUMBLE!!!'~
OthersNoArg $n shouts 'LLLLLLLLet's get ready to RRRRRRRUMBLE!!!'~
CharFound   You shout to $N 'LLLLLLLLet's get ready to RRRRRRRUMBLE!!!'~
OthersFound $n shouts to $N 'LLLLLLLLet's get ready to RRRRRRRUMBLE!!!'~
VictFound   $n shouts to you 'LLLLLLLLet's get ready to RRRRRRRUMBLE!!!'~
CharAuto    You shout 'Are You READY?' as you prepare to announce the Main Event.~
OthersAuto  $n shouts 'Are You READY?' as $n prepares to announce the Main Event.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bungee~
CharNoArg   You look around slyly, trying to find someone to kick off the mud.~
OthersNoArg $n looks around slyly, trying to find someone to kick off the mud.~
CharFound   You whip out a bungee cord, stick it on $N, and kick $M off the mud!~
OthersFound $n whips out a bungee cord, sticks it on $N, and pushes $M off the mud.~
VictFound   $n whips out a bungee cord, sticks it on you, and pushes you off the mud!  Eeeep!~
CharAuto    You connect yourself to a bungee cord, and jump off the mud!  Bombs away!~
OthersAuto  $n connects itself to a bungee cord and jumps off the mud!  Phew, you were hoping $E would leave soon!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bunny~
CharNoArg   You strike a pose just like a widdle bunny hunny.  Awww.~
OthersNoArg $n strikes a pose just like a widdle bunny hunny.  Awww.~
CharFound   You look at $N and say 'That's my widdle bunny hunny!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and says 'That's my widdle bunny hunny!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and says, 'That's my widdle bunny hunny!'~
CharAuto    Awww...  Do you miss your bunny?~
OthersAuto  $n looks as though $e misses $s little bunny.  Aww...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        burp~
CharNoArg   You burp loudly.~
OthersNoArg $n burps loudly.~
CharFound   You burp loudly to $M in response.~
OthersFound $n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.~
VictFound   $n burps loudly in response to your remark.~
CharAuto    You burp at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n burps at $mself.  What a sick sight.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        buzz~
CharNoArg   You ring in on your buzzer.~
OthersNoArg $n rings in on $s buzzer.~
CharFound   You ring in on your buzzer and stick your tongue out at $N.~
OthersFound $n rings in on $s buzzer and sticks $s tongue out at $N.~
VictFound   $n rings in on $s buzzer and sticks $s tongue out at you.~
CharAuto    You ring in on your buzzer with a determined look on your face.~
OthersAuto  $n rings in on $s buzzer with a determined look on $s face.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bye~
CharNoArg   You say goodbye to all in the room.~
OthersNoArg $n says goodbye to everyone in the room.~
CharFound   You say goodbye to $N.~
OthersFound $n says goodbye to $N.~
VictFound   $n says goodbye to you.~
CharAuto    You say goodbye to yourself.  Contemplating suicide?~
OthersAuto  $n says goodbye to $mself.  Is $e contemplating suicide?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cackle~
CharNoArg   You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!~
OthersNoArg $n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!~
CharFound   You cackle gleefully at $N.~
OthersFound $n cackles gleefully at $N.~
VictFound   $n cackles gleefully at you.  Better keep your distance from $m.~
CharAuto    You cackle at yourself.  Now, THAT'S strange!~
OthersAuto  $n is really crazy now, $e cackles at $mself!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        caress~
CharNoArg   You reach out to caress someone and come up empty handed.~
CharFound   You gently caress $N, running your hands across $S body.~
OthersFound $n gently caresses $N...  Please!  Not in public!~
VictFound   $n gently caresses you, running $s hands across your body.~
CharAuto    You gently caress yourself...  Oooo, does that feel good?~
OthersAuto  $n gently caresses $sself...  This could get interesting!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cartman~
CharNoArg   You say 'That is kick ass!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'That is kick ass!'~
CharFound   You call $M a big pussy.~
OthersFound $n calls $N a big pussy.~
VictFound   $n calls you a big pussy.~
CharAuto    You say 'I an not fat, just well-rounded.'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'I am not fat, just well-rounded.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        catnap~
CharNoArg   You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.~
OthersNoArg $n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.~
CharFound   You curl up in $S lap and go to sleep.~
OthersFound $n curls up in $N's lap and goes to sleep.~
VictFound   $n curls up in your lap and goes to sleep.~
CharAuto    You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.~
OthersAuto  $n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        challenge~
CharNoArg   Challenge who?~
CharFound   You challenge $N to a fight to the death.~
OthersFound $n challenges $N to a fight to the death.~
VictFound   $n challenges you to a fight to the death.~
CharAuto    Challenge YOURSELF to a fight to the death?  I think not...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        charge~
CharNoArg   Geronimo!!!~
OthersNoArg $n runs smack dab into a nearby wall.  Oh, sweet victory...~
CharFound   You duck your head and charge toward $N.~
OthersFound $n ducks $s head, stamps $s foot three times and charges toward $N.~
VictFound   $n lowers $s head, stamps $s foot three times and runs toward you screaming...~
CharAuto    You scream 'Geronimo!' as you chase yourself about the room.~
OthersAuto  $n screams 'Geronimo!' as they chase themself about the room.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cheer~
CharNoArg   You cheer enthusiastically.~
OthersNoArg $n cheers enthusiastically.~
CharFound   You cheer for $M.~
OthersFound $n cheers $N for $S good work.~
VictFound   $n cheers you for your good work.~
CharAuto    You cheer yourself for your good work.~
OthersAuto  $n cheers for $s own self.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cheerleader~
CharNoArg   You say 'You know what time it is?  It is time for the perfect cheer!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'You know what time it is?  It is time for the perfect cheer!'~
CharFound   You say to $N 'No!  I want to be Ariana, you can be Craig!'~
OthersFound $n says to $N 'No!  I want to be Ariana, you can be Craig!'~
VictFound   $n says to you 'No!  I want to be Ariana, you can be Craig!'~
CharAuto    You say 'You will never be a true Spartin cheerleader, Craig and Ariana!'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'You will never be a true Spartin cheerleader, Craig and Ariana!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cheesecake~
CharNoArg   You wish you had some cheesecake...  Yummmm.~
OthersNoArg $n wishes $e had some cheesecake...  Yummmm.~
CharFound   You start begging $N for some cheesecake...  How pathetic.~
OthersFound $n is begging $N for some cheesecake...  How pathetic.~
VictFound   $n tells you 'Please!  I'll do anything, just give me some cheesecake!'~
CharAuto    Desperate for cheesecake, you start nibbling on yourself!  Yuck!~
OthersAuto  $n starts thinking $e is a cheesecake and begins to nibble on $mself.  Yuck!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        chicken~
CharNoArg   You peer around the room for cowards.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for a coward.~
CharFound   You grin at $N and say 'Chicken?'~
OthersFound $n grins at $N and says 'Chicken?'~
VictFound   $n grins at you and says 'Chicken?'~
CharAuto    You can't believe what a chicken you are.~
OthersAuto  $n shamefully admits $e's a chicken.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        chill~
CharNoArg   You mutter the words 'chill out' to no one in particular.~
OthersNoArg $n stares off into space and mutters 'chill out' to $s imaginary friends.  They must be on crack or something.~
CharFound   You wish $N would just chill out!~
OthersFound $n turns to $N and shouts, 'Chill out, freako!'~
VictFound   $n turns to you and shouts 'Chill out, freako!'~
CharAuto    You chill.~
OthersAuto  $n chills.  They're so cool.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        chocolate~
CharNoArg   You are badly in need of chocolate.~
OthersNoArg $n is suffering from chocolate withdrawal.  Do something!~
CharFound   You spread chocolate syrup on $N and start to lick it off.~
OthersFound $n spreads chocolate syrup on $N and starts to lick it off.~
VictFound   $n spreads chocolate syrup on your skin and starts to lick it off.~
CharAuto    You search your pockets for chocolate...~
OthersAuto  $n is looking everywhere on them for a piece of chocolate. Got any?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        chortle~
CharNoArg   You chortle with glee.~
OthersNoArg $n chortles with glee.~
CharFound   You chortle loudly at $M.~
OthersFound $n chortles loudly at $N.~
VictFound   $n chortles loudly at you.~
CharAuto    You chortle loudly to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n chortles loudly to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        chris~
CharNoArg   You quote 'O Chris.  Chris!  Wherefor art thou Chris?'~
OthersNoArg $n quotes 'O Chris.  Chris!  Wherefor art thou Chris?'~
CharFound   You say 'When I grow up, I'm gonna be like Chris!' to $N.~
OthersFound $n says 'When I grow up, I'm gonna be like Chris!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'When I grow up, I'm gonna be like Chris!' to you.~
CharAuto    You proclaim 'I am as suave as Chris!' as you trip over yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n proclaims 'I am as suave as Chris!' as $e trips over $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        chuckle~
CharNoArg   You chuckle politely.~
OthersNoArg $n chuckles politely.~
CharFound   You chuckle at $S joke.~
OthersFound $n chuckles at $N's joke.~
VictFound   $n chuckles at your joke.~
CharAuto    You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.~
OthersAuto  $n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ciao~
CharNoArg   You say 'Ciao'.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Ciao'.~
CharFound   You say 'Ciao' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Ciao' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Ciao' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Ciao' to yourself.  There goes your mind.~
OthersAuto  $n has lost $s mind.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cigar~
CharNoArg   You light up a big cigar.  All the females leave the room.~
OthersNoArg $n lights up a big cigar.  All the females leave the room.~
CharFound   You give $N a big cigar and light it for $M.  All the females flee the room.~
OthersFound $n gives a big cigar to $N and light it for $M.  All the females flee the room.~
VictFound   $n gives you a big cigar and lights it for you.  All the females flee the room.~
CharAuto    You give a cigar to yourself, are you feeling ok?~
OthersAuto  $n gives $mself a cigar.  Hmmmmm.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        clap~
CharNoArg   You clap your hands together.~
OthersNoArg $n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.~
CharFound   You clap at $S performance.~
OthersFound $n claps at $N's performance.~
VictFound   $n claps at your performance.~
CharAuto    You clap at your own performance.~
OthersAuto  $n claps at $s own performance.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        click~
CharNoArg   You click quietly on your mouse.~
OthersNoArg $n clicks quietly on $s mouse.~
CharFound   You click on your mouse, hoping to find a picture of $N.~
OthersFound $n clicks on $s mouse, hoping to find a picture of $N.~
VictFound   $n clicks on $s mouse, hoping to find a picture of you.~
CharAuto    You click on your mouse and smile.~
OthersAuto  $n clicks on $s mouse and smiles.  What is $e looking at?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        clue~
CharNoArg   You want to give a clue to yourself?  You must have no clue, eh?~
OthersNoArg $n thinks $e has a clue...  But $e is wrong.~
CharFound   You try to give $N a clue...  But $E is totally clueless...  Whadda dork, eh?~
OthersFound $n tries to give $N a clue...  But $E is totally clueless...  Whadda dork, eh?~
VictFound   $n tries to give you a clue; $e must think you are totally clueless, eh?~
CharAuto    You want to give yourself a clue?  Bonehead!~
OthersAuto  $n tries to give themself a clue...  But $e is totally clueless, eh?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        clueless~
CharNoArg   You are clueless.~
OthersNoArg $n is clueless.~
CharFound   You stare at $M, you are completely clueless. ~
OthersFound $n stares at $N, completely clueless. ~
VictFound   $n stares at you, $e is completely clueless.~
CharAuto    You hold a light bulb over your head, trying to get an idea.~
OthersAuto  $n holds a light bulb over $s head, trying to get an idea.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        coffee~
CharNoArg   You wish someone would give you a cup of coffee.~
OthersNoArg $n wishes someone would offer $m a cup of coffee.~
CharFound   You pour a steaming hot cup of coffee and give it to $N.~
OthersFound $n pours a steaming hot cup of coffee and gives it to $n.~
VictFound   $n pours a steaming hot cup of coffee and gives it to you.~
CharAuto    You pour yourself a cup of coffee.  It is a necessity of mud life.~
OthersAuto  $n pours a steaming hot cup of coffee.  Bet you wish you had one too!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        color~
CharNoArg   You shout 'It is spelled color damnit!  Who taught you spelling?!?'~
OthersNoArg $n shouts 'It is spelled color damnit!  Who taught you spelling?!?'~
CharFound   You paint on $N's body.  Wow, $E looks good!~
OthersFound $n paints on $N's body.  $n did a good job on $M!~
VictFound   $n paints on your body.  Wow, $e did a good job to boot!~
CharAuto    You mutter to yourself about the differences of 'color' and 'colour'.~
OthersAuto  $n mutters to $mself about the differences of 'color' and 'colour'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        colour~
CharNoArg   You shout 'It is spelled colour damnit!  Who taught you spelling?!?'~
OthersNoArg $n shouts 'It is spelled colour damnit!  Who taught you spelling?!?'~
CharFound   You paint on $N's body.  Wow, $E looks good!~
OthersFound $n paints on $N's body.  $n did a good job on $M!~
VictFound   $n paints on your body.  Wow, $e did a good job to boot!~
CharAuto    You mutter to yourself about the differences of 'colour' and 'color'.~
OthersAuto  $n mutters to $mself about the differences of 'colour' and 'color'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        comb~
CharNoArg   You comb your hair - perfect.~
OthersNoArg $n combs $s hair, how dashing!~
CharFound   You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess!~
OthersFound $n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.~
VictFound   $n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.~
CharAuto    You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to comb $s tangled hair.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        comfort~
CharNoArg   Do you feel uncomfortable?~
CharFound   You comfort $M.~
OthersFound $n comforts $N.~
VictFound   $n comforts you.~
CharAuto    You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n has no one to comfort $m but $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        compile~
CharNoArg   You hop around the room chanting 'Compile!  Compile!  Compile!'~
OthersNoArg $n hops around the room chanting 'Compile!  Compile!  Compile!'~
CharFound   You stand in front of $N and scream 'Compile!'~
OthersFound $n stands in front of $N and screams 'Compile!'~
VictFound   $n stands in front of you and screams 'Compile!'~
CharAuto    You mumble 'Why won't this damn thing compile!'~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles 'Why won't this damn thing compile!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        conga~
CharNoArg   You form a conga like the party animal you are.~
OthersNoArg $n is forming a conga line why don't you join in!~
CharFound   You grab $S waist and begin to conga.~
OthersFound $n grabs $N's waist and begins to conga.~
VictFound   $n grabs your waist and begins to conga.~
CharAuto    You begin a conga line, but nobody joins in.~
OthersAuto  $n dances around inviting everyone to join in.  How pathetic. ~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        congrats~
CharNoArg   Huh?  You have to congratulate someone.~
CharFound   You congratulate $N on a job well done.~
OthersFound $n congratulates $N on a job well done.~
VictFound   $n congratulates you on a job well done.~
CharAuto    You give yourself a pat on the back for a job well done.~
OthersAuto  $n pats $mself on the back for a job well done.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        conspiracy~
CharNoArg   You say 'There is a conspiracy going on here. You can't fool me!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'There is a conspiracy going on here. You can't fool me!'~
CharFound   You point at $N and shout 'You are behind this conspiracy!'~
OthersFound $n points at $N and shouts 'You are behind this conspiracy!'~
VictFound   $n points at you and shouts 'You are behind this conspiracy!'~
CharAuto    The aliens are coming to take you away.~
OthersAuto  $n mutters about aliens coming to take $m away, and conspiracies.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cookie~
CharNoArg   You rummage through your bag and pull out a chocolate-chip cookie.~
OthersNoArg $n rummages through $s bag and pulls out a chocolate-chip cookie.~
CharFound   You pat $N on the head and give $M a cookie.~
OthersFound $n pats $N on the head and gives $M a cookie.~
VictFound   $n pats you on the head and gives you a cookie.~
CharAuto    You flop down into a corner to enjoy a cookie.~
OthersAuto  $n flops down into a corner to enjoy a cookie.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cool~
CharNoArg   You are so cool!~
OthersNoArg $n thinks everything is cool!~
CharFound   You think $M is cool!~
OthersFound $n thinks $N is cool!~
VictFound   $n thinks you are cool!~
CharAuto    You think you are cool!~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e is cool, in $s dreams.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cough~
CharNoArg   You cough to clear your throat and eyes and nose and....~
OthersNoArg $n coughs loudly.~
CharFound   You cough loudly.  It must be $S fault, $E gave you this cold.~
OthersFound $n coughs loudly, and glares at $N, like it is $S fault.~
VictFound   $n coughs loudly, and glares at you.  Did you give $M that cold?~
CharAuto    You cough loudly.  Why don't you take better care of yourself?~
OthersAuto  $n coughs loudly.  $n should take better care of $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cower~
CharNoArg   What are you afraid of?~
OthersNoArg $n cowers in the corner from claustrophobia.~
CharFound   You cower in the corner at the sight of $M.~
OthersFound $n cowers in the corner at the sight of $N.~
VictFound   $n cowers in the corner at the sight of you.~
CharAuto    You cower in the corner at the thought of yourself.  You scaredy cat!~
OthersAuto  $n cowers in the corner.  What is wrong with $m now?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        crickets~
CharNoArg   You peer around the silent room. You swear you can hear crickets chirping.~
OthersNoArg $n peers around the room. Crickets are chirping.~
CharFound   You peer at $N.  You swear you can hear crickets chirping.~
OthersFound $n peers at $N.  Crickets are chirping.~
VictFound   $n peers at you, apparently waiting for a response.  Crickets are chirping.~
CharAuto    Chirp-chirp... Chirp-chirp...~
OthersAuto  Crickets are chirping.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cringe~
CharNoArg   You cringe in terror.~
OthersNoArg $n cringes in terror!~
CharFound   You cringe away from $M.~
OthersFound $n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.~
VictFound   $n cringes away from you.~
CharAuto    I beg your pardon?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        croak~
CharNoArg   You attempt to sing, but it sounds more like a croak.  Take lessons!  *GRIN*~
OthersNoArg $n is in obvious need of singing lessons as $m begins to croak out a song!~
CharFound   You begin croaking out the song 'Row Row Row Your Boat' to $N.  Hmmm.~
OthersFound $n begins to croak to $N.  You realize that $m is attempting to sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat'.  Ick.~
VictFound   $n looks at you and begins to croak out a song.  Ugh!~
CharAuto    You hum to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n begins to croak to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        croon~
CharNoArg   You croon out a tune to everyone in the room.~
OthersNoArg $n croons out a tune to everyone in the room.~
CharFound   You croon out a tune to $N.~
OthersFound $n croons out a tune to $N.~
VictFound   $n croons out a tune to you.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cross~
CharNoArg   You cross your fingers for luck.~
OthersNoArg $n crosses $s fingers for luck.~
CharFound   You cross your fingers to give $N luck.~
OthersFound $n crosses $s fingers to give $N luck.~
VictFound   $n crosses $s fingers to give you luck.~
CharAuto    You cross your fingers and chant to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n crosses $s fingers and chants to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cruel~
CharNoArg   You make a face so cruel that everyone takes a step back in fear!~
OthersNoArg $n makes a face so cruel that everyone takes a step back in fear!~
CharFound   You give $N a look so cruel that $E fears for $S life!~
OthersFound $n gives $N a look so cruel that $E fears for $S life!~
VictFound   $n gives you a look so cruel that you fear for your life!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        crush~
CharNoArg   You squint and hold two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'~
OthersNoArg $n squints and holds two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'~
CharFound   You hold two fingers up at $M and say, 'I'm crushing your head!'~
OthersFound $n holds two fingers up at $N and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'~
VictFound   $n holds two fingers up at you and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'~
CharAuto    You crush yourself.  YEEEEOOOUUUUCH!~
OthersAuto  $n crushes $mself into the ground.  OUCH!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cry~
CharNoArg   Waaaaah...~
OthersNoArg $n bursts into tears.~
CharFound   You cry on $S shoulder.~
OthersFound $n cries on $N's shoulder.~
VictFound   $n cries on your shoulder.~
CharAuto    You cry to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n sobs quietly to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cuddle~
CharNoArg   Whom do you feel like cuddling today?~
CharFound   You cuddle $M.~
OthersFound $n cuddles $N.~
VictFound   $n cuddles you.~
CharAuto    You must feel very cuddly indeed...  *SMILE*~
OthersAuto  $n cuddles up to $s shadow.  What a sorry sight.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cup~
CharNoArg   You say 'I really need a cup...  Does anyone have one?'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'I really need a cup...  Does anyone have one?'~
CharFound   You say 'I wanna cup!  I wanna c - u - p!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'I wanna cup!  I wanna c - u - p!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'I wanna cup!  I wanna c - u - p!' to you.~
CharAuto    You mumble about how much you want a cup.~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles about how much $e wants a cup.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        curse~
CharNoArg   You swear loudly for a long time.~
OthersNoArg $n swears: @*%@*!~
CharFound   You swear at $M.~
OthersFound $n swears at $N.~
VictFound   $n swears at you!  Where are $s manners?~
CharAuto    You swear at your own mistakes.~
OthersAuto  $n starts swearing at $mself.  Why don't you help?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        curtsey~
CharNoArg   You curtsey to your audience.~
OthersNoArg $n curtseys gracefully.~
CharFound   You curtsey to $M.~
OthersFound $n curtseys gracefully to $N.~
VictFound   $n curtseys gracefully for you.~
CharAuto    You curtsey to your audience (yourself).~
OthersAuto  $n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cute~
CharNoArg   You flash your dimples thinking you are as cute as Marian.~
OthersNoArg $n flashes $s dimples. $n thinks $e is as cute as Marian.~
CharFound   You look at $N and wish $E was as cute as Marian.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and wishes $E was as cute as Marian.~
VictFound   $n looks at you and wishes you were as cute as Marian.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dance~
CharNoArg   Feels silly, doesn't it?~
OthersNoArg $n tries to break dance, but nearly breaks $s neck!~
CharFound   You sweep $M into a romantic waltz.~
OthersFound $n sweeps $N into a romantic waltz.~
VictFound   $n sweeps you into a romantic waltz.~
CharAuto    You skip and dance around by yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n dances a pas-de-une.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dang~
CharNoArg   You say 'Dang it!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Dang it!'~
CharFound   You say 'Dang it!' to $N.~
OthersFound $n says 'Dang it!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Dang it!' to you.~
CharAuto    You curse under your breath.~
OthersAuto  $n curses quietly under $s breath.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        darn~
CharNoArg   You say 'Darn it.'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Darn it.'~
CharFound   $n says 'Darn it.' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Darn it.' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Darn it.' to you.~
CharAuto    You say loudly 'Darn it to heck!'~
OthersAuto  $n says loudly 'Darn it to heck!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dazzle~
CharNoArg   You dazzling flirt you.  No one can resist this smile.~
OthersNoArg Dazzling is the only word to describe $n's smile.~
CharFound   You attempt to dazzle $N as you flash $M a huge smile and stand straight.~
OthersFound A flash of white nearly blinds you as $n smiles. ~
VictFound   $n has the most amazing teeth, you think as $e flashes you an incredible smile.~
CharAuto    If you can't kill them, perhaps this dazzling smile will work?~
OthersAuto  $n dazzles everyone with $s smile.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        die~
CharNoArg   You have visions of your own death!~
OthersNoArg $n believes $e will die a slow, horrible death.~
CharFound   You wish $N a slow, horrible death.~
OthersFound $N cringes as &n wishes &M a slow, horrible death.~
VictFound   $n wishes you a slow, horrible death.  How nice of $m!~
CharAuto    You really want to die?~
OthersAuto  $n seems a bit suicidal.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dive~
CharNoArg   You dive into the ocean.~
OthersNoArg $n dives into the ocean.~
CharFound   You dive behind $M and hide.~
OthersFound $n dives behind $N and hides.~
VictFound   $n dives behind you and hides.~
CharAuto    You take a dive.~
OthersAuto  $n takes a dive.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dizzy~
CharNoArg   You are so dizzy from all this chatter.~
OthersNoArg $n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all this chatter.~
CharFound   You are dizzy from all of $N's chatter.~
OthersFound $n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all $N's chatter.~
VictFound   $n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all your chatter.~
CharAuto    You are dizzy from lack of air.  Don't talk so much!~
OthersAuto  $n spins twice and falls to the ground from lack of air.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dlaugh~
CharNoArg   You laugh diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
OthersNoArg $n laughs diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
CharFound   You laugh at $M diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
OthersFound $n laughs at $N diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
VictFound   $n laughs at you diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
CharAuto    Muhaha at yourself?  Weird.  People might talk.~
OthersAuto  $n is devising a plan to rule the world...  Again.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        doh~
CharNoArg   You say 'DOH!' and slap yourself on the forehead.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'DOH!' and slaps $mself on the forehead.~
CharFound   You slap $M on the forehead and say 'DOH!'.~
OthersFound $n slaps $N on the forehead and says 'DOH!'.~
VictFound   $n slaps you on the forehead and says 'DOH!'...  What did you do?~
CharAuto    You say 'DOH!' to yourself and slap your own forehead.~
OthersAuto  $n says 'DOH!' and slaps $mself on the forehead.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        douse~
CharNoArg   Douse who?~
OthersNoArg $n mutters something about the heat and pours cold water over $mself.  Great, now there's a a large puddle of water near you.~
CharFound   You slowly and methodically dump a bucket of ice over $N~
OthersFound Smirking, $n pours ice water on $N!  That should cool $M off!~
VictFound   $n has doused you with ice water. That should calm you.~
CharAuto    Hmmm...  Did that cool you off? ~
OthersAuto  Complaining of the heat, $n pours cold water over $s head.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        doze~
CharNoArg   Your chin drops to your chest as you suddenly get dozy.~
OthersNoArg $n's eyes get heavy as $s head drops in a sudden doze.~
CharFound   You weave your hands in a hypnotic pattern trying to make $N sleepy.~
OthersFound $n weaves $s hands in a hypnotic pattern, attempting to put $N to sleep.~
VictFound   $n weaves $s hands in a hypnotic pattern. You start to feel dozy.~
CharAuto    You weave your hands in an odd pattern, suddenly finding yourself dozing off.~
OthersAuto  $n weaves $s hands in an odd pattern, looking surprized to be dozing off.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        drool~
CharNoArg   You drool on yourself.~
OthersNoArg $n drools on $mself.~
CharFound   You drool all over $N.~
OthersFound $n drools all over $N.~
VictFound   $n drools all over you.~
CharAuto    You drool on yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n drools on $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        duck~
CharNoArg   Whew!  That was close!~
OthersNoArg $n is narrowly missed by a low-flying dragon.~
CharFound   You duck behind $M.  Whew!  That was close!~
OthersFound $n ducks behind $N to avoid the fray.~
VictFound   $n ducks behind you to avoid the fray.~
CharAuto    You duck behind yourself.  Oww that hurts!~
OthersAuto  $n tries to duck behind $mself.  $n needs help getting untied now.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        duh~
CharNoArg   You say 'Duh!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Duh!'~
CharFound   You say 'Duh!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Duh!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Duh!' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Duh!' to youself and slap your forehead.~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Duh!' to $s own self and slaps $s own forehead.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dx~
CharNoArg   You give everyone a crotch chop.~
OthersNoArg $n gives everyone a crotch chop.~
CharFound   If $N's not down with you, you've got two words for $M! ~
OthersFound If $N's not down with $n, $n's got two words for $M! ~
VictFound   If you're not down with $n, $n's got two words for you! ~
CharAuto    You climb the second turnbuckle and raise your arms in a X.~
OthersAuto  $n climbs the second turnbuckle and raises $s arms in a X.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        edge~
CharNoArg   You edge away towards the door.~
OthersNoArg $n edges away towards the door.~
CharFound   You edge away from $N.~
OthersFound $n edges away from $N.~
VictFound   $n edges away from you.~
CharAuto    You edge away from yourself, moving in circles around the room.~
OthersAuto  $n moves backwards around the room, trying to edge away from $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        eek~
CharNoArg   Visions of rabid rodents invade your thoughts and cause you to Eeeeeeeek loudly!~
OthersNoArg $n screams 'EEeeeeeek Rabid Rodent, Rabid Rodent!' and runs past you in fear.~
CharFound   Oh no!  $N the rabid rodent!  Run!!!~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and screams 'Eeeek Rapid Rodent, Rabid Rodent!'~
VictFound   $n grabs $s mousetrap, wishing only despair on your foul, rodent soul.~
CharAuto    Oh no!  $n the rabid rodent!  Run!!!~
OthersAuto  $n begins to nibble on $s mousetrap.  Stranger things...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        eep~
CharNoArg   You see you've errored and choke out 'EEP!'~
OthersNoArg $n sees that $e has errored and chokes out 'EEP!'~
CharFound   You choke out 'EEP!' at $S error.~
OthersFound $n chokes out 'EEP!' at $N's error.~
VictFound   $n chokes out 'EEP!' at your error.~
CharAuto    You eep at yourself for all the errors of your life.~
OthersAuto  $n is being wierd again.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        eh~
CharNoArg   You look around and exclaim 'How's it going, eh?'~
OthersNoArg $n looks around and exclaims 'How's it going, eh?'~
CharFound   You look at $N and exclaim 'How's it going $N, eh?'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and exclaims 'How's it going $N, eh?'.  What a hoser!~
VictFound   $n looks at you and exclaims 'How's it going, eh?'.  What a hoser!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        elton~
CharNoArg   You think Saturday night's alright for fighting.~
OthersNoArg $n thinks Saturday night's alright for fighting.~
CharFound   You ask $N 'Can you feel the love tonight?'~
OthersFound $n asks $N 'Can you feel the love tonight?'~
VictFound   $n asks you 'Can you feel the love tonight?'~
CharAuto    You're still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah!~
OthersAuto  $n's still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        embrace~
CharNoArg   Who do you want to hold?~
OthersNoArg $n looks around for someone to hold close to $m.~
CharFound   You hold $M in a warm and loving embrace.~
OthersFound $n holds $N in a warm and loving embrace.~
VictFound   $n holds you in a warm and loving embrace.~
CharAuto    You hold yourself in a warm and loving embrace.  Feels silly doesn't it?~
OthersAuto  $n holds $mself in a warm and loving embrace, $e looks pretty silly.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        eminem~
CharNoArg   You sing 'Hi..  My name is..  What?  My name is..  Who?  My name is..  Slim Shady.'~
OthersNoArg $n sings 'Hi..  My name is..  What?  My name is..  Who?  My name is..  Slim Shady.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        error~
CharNoArg   You announce 'Error...'~
OthersNoArg $n announces 'Error...'~
CharFound   You say 'Error...  Need imput...'~
OthersFound $n says 'Error...  Need imput...'~
VictFound   $n says 'Error...  Need imput...'~
CharAuto    Your computer errors and crashes.~
OthersAuto  $n's computer errors then crashes.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        esmile~
CharNoArg   You smile enigmatically.~
OthersNoArg $n smiles like $e has hidden intentions.~
CharFound   You smile enigmatically at $M.~
OthersFound $n smiles enigmatically at $N.~
VictFound   $n smiles at you as if $e had hidden intentions.~
CharAuto    You smile at yourself, thinking of your hidden intentions.~
OthersAuto  $n smiles at $mself as if $e had something to hide...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        evilgrin~
CharNoArg   You grin so evilly that everyone's alignment drops to -1000.~
OthersNoArg $n grins so evilly that everyone's alignment drops to -1000.~
CharFound   You grin so evilly at $M that $S alignment drops to -1000.~
OthersFound $n grins so evilly at $N that $S alignment drops to -1000.~
VictFound   $n grins so evilly at you that your alignment drops to -1000.~
CharAuto    You grin so evilly at yourself that your alignment drops to -1000.~
OthersAuto  $n grins so evilly that $s alignment drops to -1000.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        eww~
CharNoArg   You cringe and say 'Eww'.~
OthersNoArg $n cringes and says 'Eww'.~
CharFound   You cringe and say 'Eww' at $M.~
OthersFound $n cringes and says 'Eww' to $N.~
VictFound   $n cringes and says 'Eww' to you.~
CharAuto    You cringe and say 'Eww' to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n cringes to $s own self.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        excellent~
CharNoArg   You grin and say 'Excellent, Party on!'~
OthersNoArg $n grins and says 'Excellent, Party on!'~
CharFound   You tell $N 'Excellent, Party on dude!'~
OthersFound $n tells $N 'Excellent, Party on dude!'~
VictFound   $n tells you 'Excellent, Party on dude!'~
CharAuto    You think to yourself 'Excellent, I can party on!'~
OthersAuto  $n looks like $e is enoying a good thought.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        exhale~
CharNoArg   You blow out a cloud of smoke.~
OthersNoArg $n exhales a large cloud of smoke.~
CharFound   You blow smoke in $N's face!~
OthersFound $n blows smoke in $N's face! How rude!!!~
VictFound   $n blows a huge cloud of smoke in your face!~
CharAuto    You exhale.~
OthersAuto  It looks like $n was holding his breath, waiting for something.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        eyebrow~
CharNoArg   You raise an eyebrow.~
OthersNoArg $n raises an eyebrow.~
CharFound   You raise an eyebrow at $M.~
OthersFound $n raises an eyebrow at $N.~
VictFound   $n raises an eyebrow at you.~
CharAuto    You raise an eyebrow at yourself.  That hurt!~
OthersAuto  $n raises an eyebrow at $mself.  That must have hurt!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        faint~
CharNoArg   You feel dizzy and hit the ground like a board.~
OthersNoArg $n's eyes roll back in $s head and $e crumples to the ground.~
CharFound   You faint into $S arms.~
OthersFound $n faints into $N's arms.~
VictFound   $n faints into your arms.  How romantic.~
CharAuto    You look down at your condition and faint.~
OthersAuto  $n looks down at $s condition and faints dead away.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fakerep~
CharNoArg   You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
OthersNoArg $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
CharFound   You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
OthersFound $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
VictFound   $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
CharAuto    You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
OthersAuto  $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fart~
CharNoArg   Where are your manners?~
OthersNoArg $n lets off a real rip-roarer...  A greenish cloud envelops $n!~
CharFound   You fart at $M.  Boy, you are sick.~
OthersFound $n farts in $N's direction.  Better flee before $e turns to you!~
VictFound   $n farts in your direction.  You gasp for air.~
CharAuto    You fart at yourself.  You deserve it.~
OthersAuto  $n farts at $mself.  Better $m than you.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fear~
CharNoArg   You are overcome by fear and begin shaking uncontrollably.~
OthersNoArg $n is overcome by fear and begins shaking uncontrollbly.~
CharFound   You look at $N and are overcome by fear.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and is overcome by fear. $n's knees start knocking.~
VictFound   $n takes one look at you and is overcome by fear. $n's knees begin to knock and $s legs buckle.~
CharAuto    You are afraid of yourself?~
OthersAuto  $n is afraid of $mself? Truly schizophrenic!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fiddledeedee~
CharNoArg   You exclaim 'Oh! Fiddle-dee-dee!'~
OthersNoArg $n exclaims 'Oh! Fiddle-dee-dee!'~
CharFound   You tell $M 'Fiddle-dee-dee!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $M and says 'Fiddle-dee-dee!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and says 'Fiddle-dee-dee!'~
CharAuto    You mutter to yourself 'Fiddle-dee-dee.'~
OthersAuto  $n mutters to $mself. Fiddle-dee-dee.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flair~
CharNoArg   You raise four fingers, the sign of The Four Horsemen, and yell 'whoooooo!'~
OthersNoArg $n raises four fingers, the sign of The Four Horsemen, and yells 'whoooooo!'~
CharFound   You cripple $N with the Figure Four Leglock.~
OthersFound $n cripples $N with the Figure Four Leglock.~
VictFound   $n cripples you with the Figure Four Leglock.~
CharAuto    You yell 'To be the man you gotta beat the man and I am the man!  Whoooooo!'.~
OthersAuto  $n yells 'To be the man you gotta beat the man and I am the man!  Whoooooo!'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flex~
CharNoArg   You flex your muscles...  Everyone is jealous.~
OthersNoArg $n flexes.  Must think $e's buff.~
CharFound   You flex for $M.  Impressive!~
OthersFound $n flexes in a vain attempt at impressing $N.~
VictFound   You watch $n flex.  Are you impressed, or what?~
CharAuto    You flex, just to make sure you still got it.~
OthersAuto  $n flexes $s muscles.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flip~
CharNoArg   You flip head over heels.~
OthersNoArg $n flips head over heels.~
CharFound   You flip $M over your shoulder.~
OthersFound $n flips $N over $s shoulder.~
VictFound   $n flips you over $s shoulder.  Hmmmm.~
CharAuto    You tumble all over the room.~
OthersAuto  $n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flipbird~
CharNoArg   You erect and contort your middle finger upwards.~
OthersNoArg $n erects and contorts $s middle finger upwards.~
CharFound   You extend your middle finger to $N.~
OthersFound $n extends $s middle finger to $N.~
VictFound   $n extends $s middle finger to you.~
CharAuto    You extend both of your middle fingers to the whole room.~
OthersAuto  $n extends both of $s middle fingers to the whole room.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flippity~
CharNoArg   You mumble loudly 'Flippity Flu!'~
OthersNoArg $n mumbles loudly 'Flippity Flu!'~
CharFound   You say 'Flippity Flu!' in $S direction.~
OthersFound $n says 'Flippity Flu!' in $N's direction.~
VictFound   $n says 'Flippity Flu!' in your direction.~
CharAuto    You act like the Grumpy Old Man and mumble 'Flippity Flu!'~
OthersAuto  $n acts like the Grumpy Old Man and mumbles 'Flippity Flu!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flirt~
CharNoArg   Wink wink!~
OthersNoArg $n flirts -- probably needs a date, huh?~
CharFound   You flirt with $M.~
OthersFound $n flirts with $N.~
VictFound   $n wants you to show some interest and is flirting with you.~
CharAuto    You flirt with yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n flirts with $mself.  Hoo boy.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flower~
CharNoArg   You make an origami flower out of paper.~
OthersNoArg $n makes an origami flower out of paper.~
CharFound   You make an origami flower and give it to $N.~
OthersFound $n makes an origami flower and gives it to $N.~
VictFound   $n makes an origami flower and gives it to you.~
CharAuto    You make an origami flower and stick it in your lapel.~
OthersAuto  $n makes an origami flower and sticks it in $s lapel.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flutter~
CharNoArg   You flutter your eyelashes.~
OthersNoArg $n flutters $s eyelashes.~
CharFound   You flutter your eyelashes at $M.~
OthersFound $n flutters $s eyelashes in $N's direction.~
VictFound   $n looks at you and flutters $s eyelashes.~
CharAuto    You flutter your eyelashes at the thought of yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n flutters $s eyelashes at no one in particular.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fly~
CharNoArg   You sing 'All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy!'~
OthersNoArg $n sings 'All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy!'~
CharFound   You sing 'All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy!' to $N.~
OthersFound $n sings 'All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n sings 'All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy!' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Did you know Pretty Fly was sung by The Offspring in 1999?'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Did you know Pretty Fly was sung by The Offspring in 1999?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        foley~
CharNoArg   You put Mr. Socko on your hand and say maniacally 'Have a nice day!'~
OthersNoArg $n puts Mr. Socko on $s hand and says maniacally 'Have a nice day!'~
CharFound   You say to $N 'Owww $N-o!  It's me!  Dude Love!  Owww!'~
OthersFound $n says to $N 'Owww $N-o!  It's me!  Dude Love!  Owww!'~
VictFound   $n says to you 'Owww $N-o!  It's me!  Dude Love!  Owww!'~
CharAuto    You make guns with your hands and yell 'Bang Bang! Bang Bang!'~
OthersAuto  $n makes guns with $s hands and yells 'Bang Bang! Bang Bang!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fondle~
CharNoArg   Who needs to be fondled?~
CharFound   You fondly fondle $M.~
OthersFound $n fondly fondles $N.~
VictFound   $n fondly fondles you.~
CharAuto    You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?~
OthersAuto  $n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        footrub~
CharNoArg   You glance around the room looking for someone to rub your feet.~
OthersNoArg $n glances around the room looking for someone to rub $s feet.~
CharFound   You ask $N to rub your tired feet.~
OthersFound $n asks $N to rub $s tired feet.  Better leave before $e asks you.~
VictFound   $n asks you to rub $s tired feet.  Better leave your gloves on.~
CharAuto    You rub your tired feet, waiting for a refresh.~
OthersAuto  $n rubs $s tired feet, $e sure could use a refresh.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        forgive~
CharNoArg   Have you just done something you might need forgiven for?~
OthersNoArg Looks like $n might have done something wrong.~
CharFound   You beg $N to forgive you for your mistake.~
OthersFound $n begs you to forgive $m for $s mistake.~
VictFound   $n is begging $N for forgiveness, $e must have done something really wrong.~
CharAuto    You beg yourself for forgiveness, don't worry it can't be that bad.~
OthersAuto  $n is begging $mself for forgiveness, $e is acting a little strange.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        forlife~
CharNoArg   You say 'When you are with the nWo, you are here for life!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'When you are with the nWo, you are here for life!'~
CharFound   You say 'The nWo for life, baby!' to $N.~
OthersFound $n says 'The nWo for life, baby!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'The nWo for life, baby!' to you.~
CharAuto    You do the hand jestures for 'nWo 4 life'.~
OthersAuto  $n does the hand jestures for 'nWo 4 life'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        french~
CharNoArg   Kiss whom?~
CharFound   You give $N a long and passionate kiss.~
OthersFound $n kisses $N passionately.~
VictFound   $n gives you a long and passionate kiss.~
CharAuto    You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        frolick~
CharNoArg   You throw confetti into the air and frolick about with gleeful abandon.~
OthersNoArg $n throws confetti into the air and frolicks about with gleeful abandon.~
CharFound   You take $N's hand and frolick about with gleeful abandon.~
OthersFound $n takes $N's hand and frolicks about with gleeful abandon.~
VictFound   $n takes your hand and frolicks about with gleeful abandon.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        frown~
CharNoArg   What's bothering you?~
OthersNoArg $n frowns.~
CharFound   You frown at what $E did.~
OthersFound $n frowns at $N.~
VictFound   $n frowns at what you did.~
CharAuto    You frown at yourself.  Poor baby.~
OthersAuto  $n frowns at $mself.  Poor baby.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fstar~
CharNoArg   A falling star catches your eye.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for a falling star to wish upon.~
CharFound   You and $N make a wish upon a falling star.~
OthersFound $n and $N wistfully gaze upon a falling star.~
VictFound   $n wishes upon a falling star for $N's happiness.~
CharAuto    You make a wish upon a falling star.~
OthersAuto  $n watches a falling star.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fume~
CharNoArg   You grit your teeth and fume with rage.~
OthersNoArg $n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.~
CharFound   You stare at $M, fuming.~
OthersFound $n stares at $N, fuming with rage.~
VictFound   $n stares at you, fuming with rage!~
CharAuto    That's right - hate yourself!~
OthersAuto  $n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gag~
CharNoArg   You gag.~
OthersNoArg $n gags.~
CharFound   You gag on $M.~
OthersFound $n gags on $N.~
VictFound   $n gags on you.~
CharAuto    You gag on yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n gags on $s own clothes.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        garinan~
CharNoArg   You say 'Garinan?  What means this word Garinan?'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Garinan?  What means this word Garinan?~
CharFound   You say 'You're a Garinan, $N!'~
OthersFound $n says 'You're a Garinan, $N!'~
VictFound   $n says 'You're a Garinan, $N!'~
CharAuto    You look at GARINAN SELF and say 'Hey everyone, I found Garinan!'

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                          |_|  |_____||_|_|_||_|    |_____||__|__||__|__|~
OthersAuto  $n looks at GARINAN SELF and says 'Hey everyone, I found Garinan!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gasp~
CharNoArg   You gasp in astonishment.~
OthersNoArg $n gasps in astonishment.~
CharFound   You gasp as you realize what $E did.~
OthersFound $n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.~
VictFound   $n gasps as $e realizes what you did.~
CharAuto    You look at yourself and gasp!~
OthersAuto  $n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonisment!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gawk~
CharNoArg   You gawk at everyone around you.~
OthersNoArg $n gawks at everyone in the room.~
CharFound   You gawk at $M.~
OthersFound $n gawks at $N.~
VictFound   $n gawks at you.~
CharAuto    You gawk as you think what you must look like to others.~
OthersAuto  $n is gawking again.  What is on $s mind?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gbhug~
CharNoArg   You hug a great big grizzly bear.~
OthersNoArg $n hugs a great big grizzly bear.~
CharFound   You give $N a great big bearhug.  Ooooof!~
OthersFound $n gives a great big bearhug to $N.  Oooof!~
VictFound   $n gives you a great big bearhug.  Ooooof!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ghug~
CharNoArg   GROUP HUG!  GROUP HUG!~
OthersNoArg $n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!~
CharFound   GROUP HUG!  GROUP HUG!~
OthersFound $n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!~
VictFound   $n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!~
CharAuto    GROUP HUG!  GROUP HUG!~
OthersAuto  $n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        giggle~
CharNoArg   You giggle.~
OthersNoArg $n giggles.~
CharFound   You giggle at $M.~
OthersFound $n giggles at $N's actions.~
VictFound   $n giggles at you.  Hope it's not contagious!~
CharAuto    You giggle at yourself.  You must be nervous or something.~
OthersAuto  $n giggles at $mself, $e must be nervous or something.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        girls~
CharNoArg   You sing 'Girls just want to have fun.'~
OthersNoArg $n sings 'Girls just want to have fun.'~
CharFound   You sing 'Girls just want to have fun.' to $N.~
OthersFound $n sings 'Girls just want to have fun.' to $N.~
VictFound   $n sings 'Girls just want to have fun.' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Did you know Girls Just Want to Have Fun was sung by Cyndi Lauper?'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Did you know Girls Just Want to Have Fun was sung by Cyndi Lauper?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        girn~
CharNoArg   You try to grin, but somehow get it slightly wrong.~
OthersNoArg $n tries to grin, but somehow gets it slightly wrong.~
CharFound   You try to grin at $N, but $E gives you a funny look.~
OthersFound $n tries to grin at $N, but screws it up badly.~
VictFound   $n turns $s lips in a sad attempt at a lopsided grin.~
CharAuto    Your face becomes a ghastly mask as you fail to grin.~
OthersAuto  $n's face becomes a strange death mask as $s tries to grin.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gjob~
CharNoArg   You leap in the air and yell 'Good Job!'~
OthersNoArg $n pats $mself on the back and smiles.~
CharFound   You plant a great big gold star on $N.~
OthersFound $n congratulates $N for a job well done.~
VictFound   $n sticks a gold star on your forehead and says 'Good Job!'~
CharAuto    You try and stick a gold star on your forehead in order to get attention for your good work.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to praise $mself for a job well done.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        glare~
CharNoArg   You glare at nothing in particular.~
OthersNoArg $n glares around $m.~
CharFound   You glare icily at $M.~
OthersFound $n glares at $N.~
VictFound   $n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.~
CharAuto    You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.~
OthersAuto  $n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        glower~
CharNoArg   You glower in frustration.  Having a bad day?~
OthersNoArg $n glowers in frustration.~
CharFound   You glower at $N in frustration over what $E said.~
OthersFound $n glowers at $N in frustration.~
VictFound   $n glowers at you in frustration.  Did you say something?~
CharAuto    You glower at yourself.  Having a bad day?~
OthersAuto  $n glowers at $mself.  Maybe $e's having a bad day.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gnight~
CharNoArg   You tell everyone goodnight.~
OthersNoArg $n tells everyone goodnight.~
CharFound   You give $N a soft goodnight kiss and wave to $M.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a soft goodnight kiss then waves to $M.~
VictFound   $n gives you a soft goodnight kiss and then waves to you.~
CharAuto    You say goodnight to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n says goodnight to $mself, $e must really be tired.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gobble~
CharNoArg   You clear your throat and gobble several times.~
OthersNoArg $n clears $s throat and gobbles most musically.~
CharFound   You clear your throat and gobble profusely at $N.~
OthersFound $n clears $s throat and gobbles like a turkey at $N.~
VictFound   $n clears $s throat and gobbles like a turkey at you.~
CharAuto    Gobbling at yourself?  Okaaaay then.~
OthersAuto  $n starts gobbling to $mself.  How odd.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        godwars~
CharNoArg   You look around at all the players. Godwars must be down.~
OthersNoArg $n looks around at all the players. Godwars must be down.~
CharFound   You tell $N that Godwars is back up.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that Godwars is back up.~
VictFound   $n tells you that Godwars is back up.~
CharAuto    You notice everyone is logging off now that Godwars is back up.~
OthersAuto  $n notices everyone is logging off now that Godwars is back up.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        godwedgy~
CharNoArg   Godwedgy whom?~
CharFound   You pray to the great Wedgy God, to bring his wrath down on $N. A spectral hand descends from above and grabs ahold of $N's underwear. Fabric tearing and loud screaming echo as the hand yanks upward with unearthly strength.~
OthersFound $n prays to the great Wedgy God, to bring his wrath down on $N. A spectral hand descends from above and grabs ahold of $N's underwear. Fabric tearing and loud screaming echo as the hand yanks upward with unearthly strength.~
VictFound   $n prays to the great Wedgy God, to bring his wrath down on you. A spectral hand descends from above and grabs ahold of your underwear. Fabric tearing and your screams are the last thing you hear before all goes black.~
CharAuto    The great Wedgy God does not answer your prayer.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        goose~
CharNoArg   You honk like a goose!~
OthersNoArg It dawns on you that $n looks a lot like a goose.~
CharFound   You goose $N!~
OthersFound $n attempts to goose $N!  Uh oh...~
VictFound   $n gooses you and then runs away giggling!~
CharAuto    You try to hatch a goose egg.~
OthersAuto  $n nonchalantly sits on a goose egg and waits patiently.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gratz~
CharNoArg   You congratulate everyone!~
OthersNoArg $n gives everyone a hearty congratulations!~
CharFound   You congratulate $N with a big slap on $S back!~
OthersFound $n congratulates $N with a big hearty slap on the back!~
VictFound   $n congratulates you with a big slap on your back!~
CharAuto    You want to congratulate yourself?  You must be an egomaniac!~
OthersAuto  $n congratulates $mself.  What a goof!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        greet~
CharNoArg   You wave and say 'hello all, how fare thee on this fine day?'~
OthersNoArg $n greets you with a pleasant smile.~
CharFound   You warmly greet $N, saying 'Well met, $N! How fare thee, on this fine day?'~
OthersFound $n greets $N warmly.~
VictFound   $n smiles at you and says 'How fare thee on this fine day, $N?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grimace~
CharNoArg   You contort your face in disgust.~
OthersNoArg $n grimaces in disgust.~
CharFound   You grimace in disgust at $M.~
OthersFound $n grimaces in disgust at $N.~
VictFound   $n grimaces in disgust at you.~
CharAuto    You grimace at yourself in disgust.~
OthersAuto  $n grimaces at $mself in disgust.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grin~
CharNoArg   You grin evilly.~
OthersNoArg $n grins evilly.~
CharFound   You grin evilly at $M.~
OthersFound $n grins evilly at $N.~
VictFound   $n grins evilly at you.  Hmmm.  Better keep your distance.~
CharAuto    You grin at yourself.  You must be getting very bad thoughts.~
OthersAuto  $n grins at $mself.  You must wonder what's in $s mind.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grind~
CharNoArg   You grind your teeth in frustration.~
OthersNoArg $n grinds $s teeth in frustration.~
CharFound   You grind your teeth in anger at $M.~
OthersFound $n grinds $s teeth in anger at $N.~
VictFound   $n grinds $s teeth in anger at you.~
CharAuto    You grind your teeth in frustration of your stupid mistake.~
OthersAuto  $n grinds $s teeth in frustration of $s mistake.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gripe~
CharNoArg   You tighten your grip on your weapon, preparing for battle.~
OthersNoArg $n gripes about anything and everything to any who will listen.~
CharFound   You gripe to $N about everything from the plague to chastity belts.~
OthersFound $n gripes to $N.~
VictFound   $n gripes non stop.  Perhaps $s armor is a bit too tight?~
CharAuto    You gripe to no one in particular.~
OthersAuto  $n is griping about something.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        groan~
CharNoArg   You groan loudly.~
OthersNoArg $n groans loudly.~
CharFound   You groan at the sight of $M.~
OthersFound $n groans at the sight of $N.~
VictFound   $n groans at the sight of you.~
CharAuto    You groan as you realize what you have done.~
OthersAuto  $n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        groove~
CharNoArg   You groove to the music.~
OthersNoArg $n grooves to the music.~
CharFound   You show $N how to groove on the dance floor.~
OthersFound $n shows $N how to groove on the dance floor.~
VictFound   $n shows you how to groove on the dance floor.~
CharAuto    You walk to the dance floor and show everyone how it's done!~
OthersAuto  $n walks to the dance floor and shows you how it's done!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grope~
CharNoArg   Whom do you wish to grope?~
OthersNoArg $n wants to grope someone - RUN!~
CharFound   Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?~
OthersFound $n gropes $N.~
VictFound   $n gropes you.~
CharAuto    You grope yourself - YUCK.~
OthersAuto  $n gropes $mself - YUCK.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grovel~
CharNoArg   You grovel in the dirt.~
OthersNoArg $n grovels in the dirt.~
CharFound   You grovel before $M.~
OthersFound $n grovels in the dirt before $N.~
VictFound   $n grovels in the dirt before you.~
CharAuto    That seems a little silly to me.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        growl~
CharNoArg   Grrrrrrrrrr...~
OthersNoArg $n growls.~
CharFound   Grrrrrrrrrr...  Take that, $N!~
OthersFound $n growls at $N.  Better leave the room before the fighting starts.~
VictFound   $n growls at you.  Hey, two can play it that way!~
CharAuto    You growl at yourself.  Boy, do you feel bitter!~
OthersAuto  $n growls at $mself.  This could get interesting...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grumble~
CharNoArg   You grumble.~
OthersNoArg $n grumbles.~
CharFound   You grumble to $M.~
OthersFound $n grumbles to $N.~
VictFound   $n grumbles to you.~
CharAuto    You grumble under your breath.~
OthersAuto  $n grumbles under $s breath.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grunt~
CharNoArg   GRNNNHTTTT!~
OthersNoArg $n grunts like a pig.~
CharFound   GRNNNHTTTT!~
OthersFound $n grunts to $N.  What a pig!~
VictFound   $n grunts to you.  What a pig!~
CharAuto    GRNNNHTTTT!~
OthersAuto  $n grunts to nobody in particular.  What a pig!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        guitar~
CharNoArg   You do some totally awesome air guitar with your hands.~
OthersNoArg $n does some totally awesome air guitar with $s hands.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gully~
CharNoArg   You act like a gully dwarf and say 'Two. No more than two.'~
OthersNoArg $n acts like a gully dwarf and says 'Two. No more than two.'~
CharFound   You shove a dead, stiff lizard in $N's face, trying to cure $S cough.~
OthersFound $n shoves a dead, stiff lizard in $N's face, trying to cure $S cough.~
VictFound   $n shoves a dead, stiff lizard in your face, trying to cure your cough.~
CharAuto    You wave around a dead lizard and utter the mystic word 'neosporin'~
OthersAuto  $n waves around a dead lizard and utters the mystic word 'neosporin'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hah~
CharNoArg   You seem to get a laugh from something saying 'hah hah hah'.~
OthersNoArg $n seems to get a laugh from something saying 'hah hah hah'.~
CharFound   You seem to get a laugh from $N saying 'hah hah hah'.~
OthersFound $n seems to get a laugh from $N saying 'hah hah hah'.~
VictFound   $n seems to get a laugh from you saying 'hah hah hah'.~
CharAuto    You seem to get a laugh from yourself saying 'hah hah hah'.~
OthersAuto  $n seems to get a laugh from $mself saying 'hah hah hah'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hair~
CharNoArg   You run your fingers through your hair.~
OthersNoArg $n runs $s fingers through $s hair, how vain!~
CharFound   You run your fingers through $N's hair.~
OthersFound $n runs $s fingers through $N's hair, how sweet.~
VictFound   $n runs $s fingers through your hair soothingly.~
CharAuto    Having a bad hair day?~
OthersAuto  $n seems to be having a bad hair day.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hakuna~
CharNoArg   You sing 'Hakuna Matata, it means no worries for the rest of your days...'~
OthersNoArg $n sings 'Hakuna Matata, it means no worries for the rest of your days...'~
CharFound   You tell $N 'Hakuna Matata, it means no worries.'~
OthersFound $n tells $N 'Hakuna Matata, it means no worries.'~
VictFound   $n tells you 'Hakuna Matata, it means no worries.'~
CharAuto    You sing 'Hakuna...'~
OthersAuto  $n sings 'Hakuna...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        halo~
CharNoArg   An aura of heavenly light in a form of a ring appears above your head.~
OthersNoArg An aura of heavenly light in a form of a ring appears above $n's head.~
CharFound   You place a halo on the top of $N's head.~
OthersFound $n places a halo on the top of $N's head.~
VictFound   $n places a halo on top of your head.~
CharAuto    You adjust the halo on your head.~
OthersAuto  $n adjusts the halo on top of $s head.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hand~
CharNoArg   Kiss whose hand?~
CharFound   You kiss $S hand.~
OthersFound $n kisses $N's hand.  How continental!~
VictFound   $n kisses your hand.  How continental!~
CharAuto    You kiss your own hand.~
OthersAuto  $n kisses $s own hand.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        handkiss~
CharNoArg   Kiss whose hand?~
CharFound   You kiss $s hand. How continental!~
OthersFound $n kisses $N's hand... How continental!~
VictFound   $n kisses your hand, now isn't that sweet?~
CharAuto    You kiss your own hand. Wowie.~
OthersAuto  $n kisses $s own hand. You wonder why.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        happy~
CharNoArg   You look happy!  *SMILE*~
OthersNoArg $n Looks happy!  Awww whatta chum!~
CharFound   You force $N to yell 'HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!'~
OthersFound $n forces you to yell 'HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!'~
CharAuto    You yell 'HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!'~
OthersAuto  $n yells 'HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!'.  Don't mind $m, $e's a bit looney.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        haus~
CharNoArg   $n sighs and dreams of $s hero...  Haus.~
OthersNoArg $n sighs and dreams of $s hero...  Haus.~
CharFound   Pretending you're Haus, you flex and attempt to summon a pet named Balzhur.~
OthersFound $n imitates Haus and tries to summon a huge demon to attack you!~
VictFound   Your attempt to impress someone while pretending to be Haus will surely not be met with favor from the Gods.~
CharAuto    Your meager attempt at being like Haus is pitiful.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to be like Haus, but fails miserably.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hay~
CharNoArg   You look around the room and ask everyone 'How are you?'~
OthersNoArg $n looks around the room and asks everyone 'How are you?'~
CharFound   You look at $N and ask 'How are you?'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and asks 'How are you?'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and asks 'How are you?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hclose~
CharNoArg   You look for someone to hold real close...~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to hold tight. Volunteers?~
CharFound   You hold $M in a tight embrace.~
OthersFound $n holds $N real close to $m.~
VictFound   $n locks you against $m in a warm embrace.~
CharAuto    You wrap your arms around yourself. Getting lonely are we?~
OthersAuto  $n wraps $m arms around $m.  Must be feeling lonely.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        headache~
CharNoArg   You have a headache.~
OthersNoArg $n has a headache.~
CharFound   You are getting a headache from $M.~
OthersFound $n is getting a headache from $N.~
VictFound   $n is getting a headache from you.~
CharAuto    You have a headache and want some quiet.~
OthersAuto  $n seems to have a headache.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        headbang~
CharNoArg   You yell 'Bang the head that does not bang!'~
OthersNoArg $n yells 'Bang the head that does not bang!'~
CharFound   You join $N in the mosh pit and bang your heads together.~
OthersFound $n joins $N in the mosh pit and bangs their heads together.~
VictFound   $n joins you in the mosh pit and bangs your heads together.~
CharAuto    You bang your head and play a wicked air guitar solo!~
OthersAuto  $n bangs $s head and plays a wicked air guitar solo!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        heal~
CharNoArg   You start yelling for a heal!~
OthersNoArg $n yells 'Hey, how about a heal?  I'm DYING here!'~
CharFound   You start yelling at $N for a heal!~
OthersFound $n yells 'Hey $N, how about a heal?  I'm DYING here!'~
VictFound   $n yells 'Hey $N, how about a heal?  I'm DYING here!'~
CharAuto    You start yelling for a heal!~
OthersAuto  $n yells 'Hey, how about a heal?  I'm DYING here!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        heck~
CharNoArg   You say 'The heck with it!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'The heck with it!'~
CharFound   You say 'The heck with it!' to $N.~
OthersFound $n says 'The heck with it!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'The heck with it!' to you.~
CharAuto    You say loudly 'Darn it to heck!'~
OthersAuto  $n says loudly 'Darn it to heck!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        heh~
CharNoArg   You seem to get a laugh from something saying 'heh heh heh'.~
OthersNoArg $n seems to get a laugh from something saying 'heh heh heh'.~
CharFound   You seem to get a laugh from $N saying 'heh heh heh'.~
OthersFound $n seems to get a laugh from $N saying 'heh heh heh'.~
VictFound   $n seems to get a laugh from you saying 'heh heh heh'.~
CharAuto    You seem to get a laugh from yourself saying 'heh heh heh'.~
OthersAuto  $n seems to get a laugh from $mself saying 'heh heh heh'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hella~
CharNoArg   You act like Cartman and say 'That is like hella cool!'~
OthersNoArg $n acts like Cartman and says 'That is like hella cool!'~
CharFound   You say to $N 'That is hella sweet!'~
OthersFound $n says to $N 'That is hella sweet!'~
VictFound   $n says to you 'That is hella sweet!'~
CharAuto    You scream to Cartman 'Stop saying hella!  You sound like a retard!'~
OthersAuto  $n screams to Cartman 'Stop saying hella!  You sound like a retard!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hello~
CharNoArg   You say hello to everyone in the room.~
OthersNoArg $n says hello to everyone in the room.~
CharFound   You tell $M how truly glad you are to see $M.~
OthersFound $n tells $N 'Hi!'~
VictFound   $n tells you how truly glad $e is that you are here.~
CharAuto    You greet yourself enthusiastically.~
OthersAuto  $n greets $mself enthusiastically.  How odd.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hercules~
CharNoArg   You strut around, acting like Hercules.~
OthersNoArg $n struts around, acting like $e is Hercules.~
CharFound   You pose for $N, acting like you are Hercules.~
OthersFound $n poses for $N, acting like $e is Hercules.~
VictFound   $n poses for you, acting like $e is Hercules.~
CharAuto    You think you are Hercules!~
OthersAuto  $n seems to think $e's Hercules.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hey~
CharNoArg   You say 'Hey, hey, hey!  It's Fat Albert...'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Hey, hey, hey!  It's Fat Albert...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hfive~
CharNoArg   You jump into the air and attempt to give no one a high five, and land flat on your face!  Ouch!~
OthersNoArg $n jumps in the air attempting to give an invisible person a high five!  Whatta fool!~
CharFound   You jump into the air and give $N a MEGA high five!  Woo hoo!~
OthersFound $n jumps into the air and gives $N a MEGA high five!~
VictFound   $n jumps into the air and gives you a MEGA high five!  Woo hoo!~
CharAuto    You jump into the air, and perform the ever exciting triple flip, half twist, piked, high five with yourself!~
OthersAuto  $n jumps into the air, and for the lack of anything else to do, high fives itself!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hfoot~
CharNoArg   You clasp your feet behind your back.~
OthersNoArg $n clasps $s feet behind $s back.~
CharFound   You hold $N's foot in your hand.~
OthersFound $n holds $N's foot in $s hand.~
VictFound   $n holds your foot in $s hand.  Awwww...  Isn't $e sweet?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hhand~
CharNoArg   You clasp your hands behind your back.~
OthersNoArg $n clasps $s hands behind $s back.~
CharFound   You take $N's hand in yours.~
OthersFound $n holds $N's hand. Awwww aren't they cute?~
VictFound   $n holds your hand lovingly.~
CharAuto    You clasp your hands behind your back.~
OthersAuto  $n clasps $s hands behind $s back.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hiccup~
CharNoArg   You hiccup loudly.~
OthersNoArg $n hiccups loudly.~
CharFound   You hiccup loudly at $S.  How rude!~
OthersFound $n hiccups at $n.  How rude!~
VictFound   $n hiccups at you.  How rude!~
CharAuto    You hiccup to yourself.  How musical.~
OthersAuto  $n hiccups to $mself.  How musical.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hint~
CharNoArg   You say 'Hint...  Hint...'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Hint...  Hint...'~
CharFound   You wink at $N and say 'Hint...  Hint...'~
OthersFound $n winks at $N and says 'Hint...  Hint...'~
VictFound   $n winks at you and says 'Hint...  Hint...'~
CharAuto    You finish the crossword puzzle because you look at the hints.~
OthersAuto  $n finishes the crossword puzzle because $e looks at the hints.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hiss~
CharNoArg   You bare your teeth and hiss spitefully.~
OthersNoArg $n bares $s teeth and hisses spitefully.~
CharFound   You hiss spitefully at $N through bared teeth.~
OthersFound $n hisses spitefully at $N through bared teeth.~
VictFound   $n hisses spitefully at you through bared teeth.~
CharAuto    You bare your teeth and hiss spitefully.~
OthersAuto  $n bares $s teeth and hisses spitefully.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hiton~
CharNoArg   Whom do you wish to hit on?~
CharFound   You openly hit on $N.~
OthersFound $n openly hits on $N.~
VictFound   $n openly hits on you.  You may have a winner!~
CharAuto    You practice your hitting skills on yourself.  You sly dog!~
OthersAuto  $n looks as if $e is hitting on $mself.  Can we say desperate?!?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hmmm~
CharNoArg   You Hmmm out loud.~
OthersNoArg $n thinks 'Hmmm.'~
CharFound   You gaze thoughtfully at $M and say 'Hmmm.'~
OthersFound $n gazes thoughtfully at $N and says 'Hmmm.'~
VictFound   $n gazes thoughtfully at you and says 'Hmmm.'~
CharAuto    You Hmmm out loud.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks 'Hmmm.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hnesocials~
CharNoArg   You look at hnesocials and see:

  ____________________________________________________________________________ 

 |                                                                            |

 | This is a collection of socials by stock SMAUG and Haslage Net Electronics |

 |                                                                            |

 | Sorted and assembled by:    Garinan (Andrew)                               |

 | Converted to SMAUG format:  Yakkov (Christopher Aaron Haslage)             |

 |                                                                            |

 |               Thanks to all whom made socials, they look great!            |

 |    HNEsocials.dat [Copyright (C) 1999 Haslage Net Electronics] 03/20/99    |

 |____________________________________________________________________________|~
OthersNoArg $n looks at the social hnesocials...~
CharFound   Huh?  This action is not supported.~
CharAuto    Huh?  This action is not supported.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hockey~
CharNoArg   You take a cannonading slapshot.~
OthersNoArg $n takes a cannonading slapshot.~
CharFound   You level $N with a thunderous bodycheck.~
OthersFound $n levels $N with a thunderous bodycheck.~
VictFound   $n levels you with a thunderous bodycheck.~
CharAuto    You make a scintillating toe save.~
OthersAuto  $n makes a scintillating toe save.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hogan~
CharNoArg   You yell 'Whatcha gonna do when $nmania runs wild on you, brudda?'~
OthersNoArg $n yells 'Whatcha gonna do when $nmania runs wild on you, brudda?'~
CharFound   You batter $N with the Legdrop O' Doom.~
OthersFound $n batters $N with the Legdrop O' Doom.~
VictFound   $n batters you with the Legdrop O' Doom.~
CharAuto    You cup your hand to your ear, inciting the crowd to cheer louder, as "Real American" blasts over the loudspeakers.~
OthersAuto  $n cups $s hand to $s ear, inciting the crowd to cheer louder, as "Real American" blasts over the loudspeakers.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        holdup~
CharNoArg   You say 'Hold up for a second.'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Hold up for a second.'~
CharFound   You say 'This is a stick-up.  Hold your hands high!'~
OthersFound $n says 'This is a stick-up.  Hold your hands high!'~
VictFound   $n says 'This is a stick-up.  Hold your hands high!'~
CharAuto    You freeze after someone says 'Hold up for a second.'~
OthersAuto  $n freezes after someone says 'Hold up for a second.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        homage~
CharNoArg   You look around for someone to pay homage to.~
OthersNoArg $n looks around for someone to pay homage to.~
CharFound   You pay homage to $N.~
OthersFound $n pays homage to $N.~
VictFound   $n acknowledges your superiority.~
CharAuto    You look for someone to proclaim your superior.~
OthersAuto  $n looks around for someone to pay homage to.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        honey~
CharNoArg   You say 'Honey, I am home!'.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Honey, I am home!'.~
CharFound   You say 'Honey, I am home!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Honey, I am home!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Honey, I am home!' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Honey, I am home!' to yourself.  Boy, you are lonely.~
OthersAuto  $n is a very, very lonely person.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        honk~
CharNoArg   You pull out a huge hankie and honk your nose loudly.~
OthersNoArg $n pulls out a huge hankie and honks $s nose loudly.~
CharFound   You pull out a large hankie and honk your nose at $N.~
OthersFound $n pulls out a large hankie and honks $s nose at $N.~
VictFound   $n pulls out a large hankie and honks $s nose at you.~
CharAuto    You want to honk yourself?  Sounds illegal.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to honk $mself.  I'd be leery of $n.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hop~
CharNoArg   You hop around like a little kid.~
OthersNoArg $n hops around like a little kid.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hoser~
CharNoArg   You think 'Where can I get some beer and back bacon, eh?'~
OthersNoArg $n is thinking that $e is a real hoser.~
CharFound   You point out that $N has all the characteristics of a hoser!~
OthersFound $n screams out '$N is a hoser, eh!'~
VictFound   $n yells out to you, 'Hey!  Pass the beer and back bacon, eh?  We got hosers in here!'~
CharAuto    You say to yourself 'Boy am I a hoser.'~
OthersAuto  $n proudly proclaims $mself to be a hoser.  Now if $e could just find the bottle opener?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        how~
CharNoArg   You ask 'How?'~
OthersNoArg $n asks 'How?'~
CharFound   You ask $N 'How?'~
OthersFound $n asks $N 'How?'~
VictFound   $n asks you 'How?'~
CharAuto    You ask yourself 'How could this happen to me?'~
OthersAuto  $n asks $mself 'How could this happen to me?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hrm~
CharNoArg   You hrm.  Hrm.~
OthersNoArg You hear $n hrm.~
CharFound   You hrm in the direction of $N.  Hrm!~
OthersFound $n hrms at $N, $e isn't too normal.~
VictFound   $n hrms in your general direction.  Is that normal?~
CharAuto    You hrm yourself into submission.~
OthersAuto  $n hrms quietly, $e must be in deep thought.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hrmies~
CharNoArg   You ponder the situation and say 'Hrmies...'~
OthersNoArg $n ponders the situation and says 'Hrmies...'~
CharFound   You ponder the words of $N and mutter 'Hrmies...'~
OthersFound $n ponders the words of $N and mutters 'Hrmies...'~
VictFound   $n ponders the words that you said and mutters 'Hrmies...'~
CharAuto    You concentrate deeply with a muttered 'Hrmies...'~
OthersAuto  $n concentrates deeply with a muttered 'Hrmies...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hshake~
CharNoArg   Your hands start shaking.~
OthersNoArg $n hands start to shake.~
CharFound   You shake $S hand.~
OthersFound $n shakes $N's hand.~
VictFound   $n shakes your hand.~
CharAuto    You shake your own hand.~
OthersAuto  $n starts shaking $s own hand, $e is very lonely.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hthink~
CharNoArg   You close your eyes and think happy thoughts.~
OthersNoArg $n closes $s eyes and starts muttering happy thoughts, happy thoughts.~
CharFound   You pat $N on $S back and say 'Remember, happy thoughts.'~
OthersFound $n pats $N on $S back and says 'Remember, Happy Thoughts.  Think of your happy place.'~
VictFound   $n reminds you to think 'Happy Thoughts!'~
CharAuto    You look around with a goofy smile and mutter 'Must think Happy Thoughts.'~
OthersAuto  $n is wandering around with a goofy look on $s face whispering 'Happy Thoughts' to no one in particular.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hug~
CharNoArg   Hug whom?~
CharFound   You hug $M.~
OthersFound $n hugs $N.~
VictFound   $n hugs you.~
CharAuto    You hug yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hum~
CharNoArg   Hmm...  Hmm...  Hmm...  Hmmmmmmm...~
OthersNoArg $n hums like a bee with a chest cold.~
CharFound   You hum a little ditty for $M.  Hmm...  Hmm...  Hmm...  Hmmmmmm...~
OthersFound $n hums a little ditty for $N.  Hmm...  Hmm...  Hmm...  Hmmmmmm...~
VictFound   $n hums a little ditty for you.  Hmm...  Hmm...  Hmm...  Hmmmmmm...~
CharAuto    Hmm...  Hmm...  Hmmmmmmm...~
OthersAuto  $n hums like a bee with a chest cold.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ic~
CharNoArg   You say 'Ahhh...  I see.'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Ahhh...  I see.'~
CharFound   You say to $N 'Ahhh...  I see.'~
OthersFound $n says to $N 'Ahhh...  I see.'~
VictFound   $n says to you 'Ahhh...  I see.'~
CharAuto    You think 'To see or not to see...  That is the question...'~
OthersAuto  $n thinks quietly to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ick~
CharNoArg   You go 'ick!'~
OthersNoArg $n goes 'ick!'~
CharFound   You 'ick!' at $M.~
OthersFound $n goes 'ick!' at $N.~
VictFound   $n goes 'ick!' at you.~
CharAuto    You go 'ick!'~
OthersAuto  $n goes 'ick!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        immwhine~
CharNoArg   You whine like the baby you are.. You should be slain..~
OthersNoArg $n whines 'I wanna be a mortal again... I wanna pkill... I...'~
CharFound   You whine like the baby you are.. You should be slain..~
OthersFound $n whines at you, 'I wanna be a mortal again... I wanna pkill... I...'~
VictFound   $n whines at $N, 'I wanna be a mortal again... I wanna pkill... I...'~
CharAuto    You whine like the baby you are.. You should be slain..~
OthersAuto  $n whines at $mself, 'I wanna be a mortal again... I wanna pkill... I...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        innocent~
CharNoArg   You do your best to look utterly innocent.~
OthersNoArg $n looks innocently about $mself.~
CharFound   You do your best to convince $N of your innocence.~
OthersFound $n does $s best to convince $N of $s innocence.~
VictFound   $n gives you the most innocent look you have ever seen.~
CharAuto    You try to convince yourself of your innocence.~
OthersAuto  $n does $s best to prove $s innocence to all, especially $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        isee~
CharNoArg   You say 'Ahhh...  I see.'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Ahhh...  I see.'~
CharFound   You say to $N 'Ahhh...  I see.'~
OthersFound $n says to $N 'Ahhh...  I see.'~
VictFound   $n says to you 'Ahhh...  I see.'~
CharAuto    You think 'To see or not to see...  That is the question...'~
OthersAuto  $n thinks quietly to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        iwhistle~
CharNoArg   You whistle innocently.~
OthersNoArg $n whistles innocently.~
CharFound   You whistle innocently, hoping $E won't suspect you.~
OthersFound $n whistles innocently, trying to prove $s innocence to $N.~
VictFound   $n whistles innocently, trying to prove $s innocence to you.~
CharAuto    You whistle innocently at.. yourself?!?~
OthersAuto  $n whistle innocently at.. $mself?!?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        jade~
CharNoArg   You worship Jade even though she isn't a deity.~
OthersNoArg $n tries to act like Jade but fails miserably.~
CharFound   You try to impress $N by trying to impersonate Jade.~
OthersFound $n is obviously under mental duress as $e tries to act like Jade and slay you all with a smile.~
VictFound   $n is dressed like Jade.  Report $m at once for Impersonating a Goddess!~
CharAuto    You dream of being Jade-like.~
OthersAuto  $n has had one too many magic mushrooms and fancies $mself being Jade-like.  Muhahahahaha!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        jealous~
CharNoArg   You are jealous.~
OthersNoArg $n is jealous.~
CharFound   You are jealous of $N for stealing your love.~
OthersFound $n is jealous of $N for stealing $s love.~
VictFound   $n is jealous of you for stealing $s love.~
CharAuto    You are jealous of your own studliness.~
OthersAuto  $n is jealous of $mself, what a dork.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        jest~
CharNoArg   You smirk at nothing, and say 'Just kidding!'.  Time to log off?~
OthersNoArg $n smirks at nothing, and says 'Just kidding!'.  Time for $m to log off.~
CharFound   You smirk at $N, and say 'Just kidding!'~
OthersFound $n smirks at $N, and says 'Just kidding!'~
VictFound   $n smirks at you, and says 'Just kidding!'~
CharAuto    You smirk at yourself, and say 'Just kidding!'.  By Thoric, you've lost it.~
OthersAuto  $n smirks at $mself, and says 'Just kidding!'.  By Thoric, $e has lost it.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        jk~
CharNoArg   Your just kidding.~
OthersNoArg $n is just kidding.~
CharFound   You tell $N that your just kidding.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that $e's just kidding.~
VictFound   $n tells you that $e's just kidding.~
CharAuto    You say 'Just kidding.'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Just kidding.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        joy~
CharNoArg   You are filled with an overwhelming feeling of joy.~
OthersNoArg $n filled with an overwhelming feeling of joy.  Happy.  Happy.  Joy.  Joy.~
CharFound   You look at $N and exclaim 'Happy.  Happy.  Joy.  Joy.'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and exclaims  'Happy.  Happy.  Joy.  Joy.'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and exclaims  'Happy.  Happy.  Joy.  Joy.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        juggle~
CharNoArg   You whip out your flaming torches and begin juggling them madly before the group of awed onlookers!~
OthersNoArg $n whips out $s flaming torches and begins to juggle them.  Wow.  What skill, what grace!~
CharFound   You whip out your flaming torches and begin to juggle for $N.  Won't $E think you're great NOW?  ~
OthersFound $n whips out a bunch of flaming torches to begin $s juggling act.  You wonder if this room is non-flammable. Hmmm.~
VictFound   $n gets a crazy look in $s eyes as $e pulls out some flaming torches and begins to juggle.  You look around for a fire-extinguisher.~
CharAuto    Feeling very proud of yourself, you begin to juggle three VERY sharp swords.  No one can beat you now.  NO ONE.  Muhahahaha...~
OthersAuto  $n pulls out some VERY sharp swords and begins to juggle them with a crazed look in $s eyes.  Maybe its time to leave... ~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        jump~
CharNoArg   You jump high in the air and land on your feet.~
OthersNoArg $n jumps high in the air and lands on $s feet.~
CharFound   You sing 'Might as well jump.  Go ahead and jump.  Jump!'~
OthersFound $n sings 'Might as well jump.  Go ahead and jump.  Jump!'~
VictFound   $n sings 'Might as well jump.  Go ahead and jump.  Jump!'~
CharAuto    You say 'Did you know Jump was sung by Van Halen in 1984?'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Did you know Jump was sung by Van Halen in 1984?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kay~
CharNoArg   You kay.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kenny~
CharNoArg   You shout 'Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!'~
OthersNoArg $n shouts 'Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!'~
CharFound   You shout 'Oh my God! They killed $N! You bastards!'~
OthersFound $n shouts 'Oh my God! They killed $N! You bastards!'~
VictFound   $n shouts 'Oh my God! They killed $N! You bastards!'~
CharAuto    You shout 'Oh my God! I killed Kenny! I am a bastard!'~
OthersAuto  $n shouts 'Oh my God! I killed Kenny! I am a bastard!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kewl~
CharNoArg   You exclaim 'Kewl!'~
OthersNoArg $n exclaims 'Kewl!'~
CharFound   You exclaim 'Kewl!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n exclaims 'Kewl!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n exclaims 'Kewl!' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Everything is kewl...  Time to chill.'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Everything is kewl...  Time to chill.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        keyboard~
CharNoArg   You fall asleep on your keyboardmngfuibt~
OthersNoArg $n falls asleep on $s keyboardmngfuibt~
CharFound   You thwap $M across the head with your keyboard.  hehehe.~
OthersFound $n thwaps $N across the head with $s keyboard.  hehehe.~
VictFound   $n thwaps you across the head with $s keyboard.  Ouch!~
CharAuto    You announce that your keyboard is to blame for this atrocity.~
OthersAuto  $n announce that it was the fault of $s keyboard.  Yeah right.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kiss~
CharNoArg   Isn't there someone you want to kiss?~
OthersNoArg $n puckers up waiting for a kiss.~
CharFound   You kiss $M.~
OthersFound $n kisses $N.~
VictFound   $n kisses you.~
CharAuto    All the lonely people.  *FROWN*~
OthersAuto  $n is feeling lonely.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kitchie~
CharNoArg   You make a funny face and say 'kitchie kitchie koo'.~
OthersNoArg $n makes a funny face and says 'kitchie kitchie koo'.~
CharFound   You tickle $N saying 'kitchie kitchie koo'.~
OthersFound $n tickles $N saying 'kitchie kitchie koo'.~
VictFound   $n tickles you saying 'kitchie kitchie koo'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kitten~
CharNoArg   You meow like a kitten.~
OthersNoArg $n meows like a kitten.~
CharFound   You love $N's little kitten.  Awwww.~
OthersFound $n loves $N's little kitten.  Awwww.~
VictFound   $n loves your little kitten.  Awwww.~
CharAuto    You think that you are a cute little kitten.  Meeeeow.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e is a cute little kitten.  Meeeeow.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kkong~
CharNoArg   You beat your chest and moan like the animal you are!~
OthersNoArg $n beats $s chest and reveals $s true animal nature.~
CharFound   You beat your chest to show $N what a brute you are!~
OthersFound $n swings from a vine and beats $s chest to impress $N.~
VictFound   $n jumps from vine to vine pounding $s chest in some ancient mating ritual.~
CharAuto    You pound your chest to practice courting.~
OthersAuto  $n beats $s chest to practice for an upcoming mating ritual.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kneel~
CharNoArg   You kneel down.~
OthersNoArg $n kneels down.~
CharFound   You kneel before $N.~
OthersFound $n kneels before $N.~
VictFound   $n kneels before you.~
CharAuto    You drop to your knees.~
OthersAuto  $n kneels down.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        koochie~
CharNoArg   You make a funny face and say 'koochie koochie koo'.~
CharFound   You tickle $N saying 'koochie koochie koo'.~
OthersFound $n tickles $N saying 'koochie koochie koo'.~
VictFound   $n tickles you saying 'koochie koochie koo'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        krule~
CharNoArg   You completely zone out and idle for a while. Kinda like Krule.~
OthersNoArg $n completely zones out and idles for a while. Kinda like Krule.~
CharFound   You complain to $N about being bored, like Krule does.~
OthersFound $n complains to $N about being bored, like Krule does.~
VictFound   $n complains to you about being bored, like Krule does.~
CharAuto    You beg for free stuff, just like Krule!~
OthersAuto  $n begs for free stuff, just like Krule!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lag~
CharNoArg   You complain about the terrible lag.~
OthersNoArg $n starts complaining about the terrible lag.~
CharFound   You complain to $N about the terrible lag.~
OthersFound $n complains to $N about the terrible lag.~
VictFound   $n complains to you about the terrible lag.~
CharAuto    You start muttering about the awful lag.~
OthersAuto  $n starts muttering about the awful lag.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lalala~
CharNoArg   You try to sing. Best you can manage is 'la la la'.~
OthersNoArg $n goes 'la la la'~
CharFound   You croon to $N 'la la la'.~
OthersFound $n croons to $N 'la la la'.~
VictFound   $n croons to you 'la la la'.~
CharAuto    You want to 'la la la' yourself?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lap~
CharNoArg   You look around for a cuddly lap to climb into~
OthersNoArg $n is looking around for a cuddly lap to climb into.~
CharFound   You climb into $N's lap and cuddle up with $M.~
OthersFound $n climbs into $N's lap and cuddles up with $M.~
VictFound   $n climbs into your lap and cuddles up with you. ~
CharAuto    You try to climb into your own lap and cuddle with yourself.  Are you lonely?~
OthersAuto  $n looks awful funny trying to crawl up into her own lap and cuddle.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        laterz~
CharNoArg   You say 'Laterz!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Laterz!'~
CharFound   You say 'Laterz!' to $N.~
OthersFound $n says 'Laterz!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Laterz!' to you.~
CharAuto    You pop a Now and Later in your mouth and chew loudly.~
OthersAuto  $n puts a Now and Later in $s mouth and chews loudly.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        laugh~
CharNoArg   You laugh.~
OthersNoArg $n laughs.~
CharFound   You laugh at $N mercilessly.~
OthersFound $n laughs at $N mercilessly.~
VictFound   $n laughs at you mercilessly.  Hmmmmph.~
CharAuto    You laugh at yourself.  I would, too.~
OthersAuto  $n laughs at $mself.  Let's all join in!!!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        leak~
CharNoArg   You take a leak on the ground.~
OthersNoArg $n takes a leak on the ground.~
CharFound   You take a leak on the leg of $N.~
OthersFound $n takes a leak on the leg of $N.~
VictFound   $n takes a leak on your leg.~
CharAuto    You take a leak on your leg.~
OthersAuto  $n takes a leak on $s own leg.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        leer~
CharNoArg   You begin to leer at nothing in particular.~
OthersNoArg $n leers around $m. ~
CharFound   You leer at $N with pure contempt.~
OthersFound $n leers at $N unabashedly.~
VictFound   $n makes $N feel vulnerable with $s unabashed leer.~
CharAuto    You leer at yourself and think 'Mmmmmmm, I look good!'~
OthersAuto  $n leers at $mself and smiles.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lick~
CharNoArg   You lick your lips and smile.~
OthersNoArg $n licks $s lips and smiles.~
CharFound   You lick $M.~
OthersFound $n licks $N.~
VictFound   $n licks you.~
CharAuto    You lick yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n licks $mself - YUCK.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        licketh~
CharNoArg   You lick everyone and say 'Thou hast been licketh.'~
OthersNoArg $n licks you and says 'Thou hast been licketh.'~
CharFound   You lick $N and say 'Thou hast been licketh.'~
OthersFound $n licks $N and says 'Thou hast been licketh.'~
VictFound   $n licks you and says 'Thou hast been licketh.'~
CharAuto    You lick yourself and say 'I hast been licketh.'~
OthersAuto  $n licks $mself and says 'I hast been licketh.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        listen~
CharNoArg   You listen intently to what is being said.~
OthersNoArg $n listens intently to what is being said.~
CharFound   You listen to $N with interest.~
OthersFound $n listens to $N with interest.~
VictFound   $n listens to you with interest.~
CharAuto    You listen to yourself talking, since no one else will.~
OthersAuto  $n listens to $mself talking, since no one else will.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lkiss~
CharNoArg   Give whom a long kiss?~
OthersNoArg $n puckers up, looks like $e wants a kiss.~
CharFound   You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever...~
OthersFound $n gives $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever...~
VictFound   $n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever...~
CharAuto    You make out with your hand.~
OthersAuto  $n appears to be making out with $s hand, ewww...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        loan~
CharNoArg   You put your hand in your pocket to find some spare change.~
OthersNoArg $n puts $s hand in $s pockets to find some spare change.~
CharFound   You search $N's pants for a quick loan.~
OthersFound $n searches $N's pants for a quick loan.~
VictFound   $n searches your pants for a quick loan.~
CharAuto    You complain because you need another loan.~
OthersAuto  $n complains because $e needs another loan.  Someone needs a job!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lol~
CharNoArg   You laugh out loud.~
OthersNoArg $n laughs out loud.~
CharFound   You laugh out loud at $N.~
OthersFound $n laughs out loud at $N.~
VictFound   $n laughs out loud at you.~
CharAuto    You laugh out loud in a very evil way.~
OthersAuto  $n laughs out loud evilly, must be an inside joke.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        loom~
CharNoArg   You loom menacingly.  Few are impressed.~
CharFound   You loom menacingly over $N, intimidating $M slightly.~
OthersFound $n looms menacingly over $N.  You remain unimpressed.~
VictFound   $n looms menacingly over you.  Ooooooo.~
CharAuto    Now stop that.  Self-loomination is impossible.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        loser~
CharNoArg   You make a 'L' with your index finger and thumb indicating someone is a 'Loser'.~
OthersNoArg $n makes a 'L' with $s index finger and thumb indicating someone is a 'Loser'.~
CharFound   You make a 'L' with your index finger and thumb indicating is a 'Loser'.~
OthersFound $n makes a 'L' with $s index finger and thumb indicating $N is a 'Loser'.~
VictFound   $n makes a 'L' with $s index finger and thumb indicating that you are a 'Loser'.~
CharAuto    You are discusted at how much of a loser you are.~
OthersAuto  $n is contiplating $s own self worth.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        love~
CharNoArg   You love the whole world.~
OthersNoArg $n loves everybody in the world.~
CharFound   You tell your true feelings to $N.~
OthersFound $n whispers softly to $N.~
VictFound   $n whispers to you sweet words of love.~
CharAuto    Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does!)~
OthersAuto  $n loves $mself, can you believe it?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lust~
CharNoArg   You are getting lusty feelings!~
OthersNoArg $n looks around lustily.~
CharFound   You stare lustily at $N.~
OthersFound $n stares lustily at $N.~
VictFound   $n stares lustily at you.~
CharAuto    You stare lustily at...  Yourself!?!~
OthersAuto  $n looks $mself up and down lustily.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mad~
CharNoArg   A crazed look of insanity spreads slowly over your face.~
OthersNoArg A crazed look of insanity spreads slowly over $n's face.~
CharFound   You turn to $N and posit 'You're quite mad, you know?'~
OthersFound $n inquires of $N as to whether $E is aware that $E is mentally ill.~
VictFound   $n inquires of you as to whether you are aware that you are mentally ill.~
CharAuto    If you think you're crazy now, wait till you figure out you're talking to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n mulls $s own ill mental health.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        maim~
CharNoArg   Who do you want to maim?~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to maim.~
CharFound   You maim $M with your dull fingernails.~
OthersFound $n raises $s hand and tries to maim $N to pieces.~
VictFound   $n raises $s hand and paws at you.  You've been maimed!~
CharAuto    You maim yourself with your dull fingernails.~
OthersAuto  $n raises $s hand and maims $mself to pieces.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        manners~
CharNoArg   You wonder where people get their manners from these days.~
OthersNoArg $n wonders where people get their manners from these days.~
CharFound   You wonder where $N learned $S manners.~
OthersFound $n wonders where $N learned $S manners.~
VictFound   $n wonders where you learned your manners.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        marshmallow~
CharNoArg   $n looks around fer a nice, fat, squishy, MARSHMALLOW to stick in $s hot chocolate!~
OthersNoArg $n looks around fer a nice, fat, squishy, MARSHMALLOW to stick in $s hot chocolate!~
CharFound   You point at $N and pinching $S widdle, cute cheek, say 'Mmm you look as scrumptious as a marshmallow!'~
OthersFound $n thinks $N looks like a widdle, cute, marshmallow!  Don't you agree?  Awwwww...~
VictFound   $n points at you and pinches your widdle, cute cheek, and says 'Mmm you look as scrumptious as a marshmallow!'~
CharAuto    You wrap your body up into a little ball and dive into the hot chocolate yelling, 'Marshmallows away!'~
OthersAuto  $n wraps $s body up into a little ball and dives into the hot chocolate yelling, 'Marshmallows away!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        massage~
CharNoArg   Massage what?  Thin air?~
CharFound   You gently massage $N's shoulders.~
OthersFound $n massages $N's shoulders.~
VictFound   $n gently massages your shoulders.  Ahhhhhhhhhh...~
CharAuto    You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n gives a show on yoga positions, trying to massage $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        matata~
CharNoArg   You sing 'Hakuna Matata, it means no worries for the rest of your days...'~
OthersNoArg $n sings 'Hakuna Matata, it means no worries for the rest of your days...'~
CharFound   You tell $N 'Hakuna Matata, it means no worries.'~
OthersFound $n tells $N 'Hakuna Matata, it means no worries.'~
VictFound   $n tells you 'Hakuna Matata, it means no worries.'~
CharAuto    You sing 'Matata...'~
OthersAuto  $n sings 'Matata...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mcfly~
CharNoArg   You say sternly '-Nobody- calls me chicken.'~
OthersNoArg $n says sternly '-Nobody- calls me chicken.'~
CharFound   You say to $N 'Whoa $N, this is heavy.'~
OthersFound $n says to $N 'Whoa $N, this is heavy.'~
VictFound   $n says to you 'Whoa $N, this is heavy.'~
CharAuto    You climb into your DeLorean, accelerate to 88 mph, and break the time barrier.~
OthersAuto  $n climbs into $s DeLorean, accelerates to 88 mph, and breaks the time barrier.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        me2~
CharNoArg   You whine 'Me too...'~
OthersNoArg $n whines 'Me too...'~
CharFound   You whine to $N saying 'Me too...'~
OthersFound $n whines to $N saying 'Me too...'~
VictFound   $n whines to you saying 'Me too...'~
CharAuto    You wish they would pick you too.~
OthersAuto  A sad expression comes over $n's face.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mean~
CharNoArg   You look meaner than a junkyard dog!~
OthersNoArg $n looks meaner than a junkyard dog!~
CharFound   You give $N the meanest look $E has ever seen!~
OthersFound $n gives $N the meanest look $E has ever seen!~
VictFound   $n gives you the meanest look you have ever seen!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        melt~
CharNoArg   Your heart begins to melt as you think of someone special.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to melt before your very eyes.~
CharFound   You have melted into $S arms!~
OthersFound $n appears to melt into $N's arms!  Must be love...~
VictFound   $n melts at the thought of you!~
CharAuto    You begin to melt.~
OthersAuto  $n is ranting like a lunatic.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        men~
CharNoArg   You throw your hands in the air and say 'BAH!  Do men even think?!'~
OthersNoArg $n wonders why men were ever invented.~
CharFound   You give $N an understanding look and say 'At least they're good for opening jars.'~
OthersFound $n commiserates with $N about the existence of men.~
VictFound   $n says 'Men should come with warning labels!' to you.~
CharAuto    You wish you could trade men for EQ.~
OthersAuto  $n wishes $e could trade men for EQ.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        meow~
CharNoArg   You meow like a kitty cat.~
OthersNoArg $n meows.  What's $e going to do next, wash $mself with $s tongue?~
CharFound   You meow at $M, hoping $E will give you some milk.~
OthersFound $n meows at $N, hoping $E will give $m some milk. ~
VictFound   $n meows at you.  Maybe $e wants some milk.~
CharAuto    You meow like a kitty cat.~
OthersAuto  $n meows like a kitty cat.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        metallica~
CharNoArg   Now the world is gone, you're just one...~
OthersNoArg Now the world is gone, $n's just one...~
CharFound   You warn $N to judge not, lest $E be judged $Mself.~
OthersFound $n warns $N to judge not, lest $E be judged $Mself.~
VictFound   $n warns you to judge not, lest ye be judged yourself.~
CharAuto    You're off to find the hero of the day.~
OthersAuto  $n's off to find the hero of the day.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        metoo~
CharNoArg   You whine 'Me too...'~
OthersNoArg $n whines 'Me too...'~
CharFound   You whine to $N saying 'Me too...'~
OthersFound $n whines to $N saying 'Me too...'~
VictFound   $n whines to you saying 'Me too...'~
CharAuto    You wish they would pick you too.~
OthersAuto  A sad expression comes over $n's face.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        milk~
CharNoArg   You pour yourself a glass of cold creamy milk and drink it down.~
OthersNoArg $n pours $mself a glass of cold creamy milk and gulps it down.~
CharFound   You pour a glass of cold creamy milk for $N and give it to $M.~
OthersFound $n pours a glass of cold creamy milk and gives it to $N.~
VictFound   $n pours a glass of cold creamy milk and hands it to you.~
CharAuto    You hoist a glass of cold creamy milk and gulp it down.~
OthersAuto  $n hoists a glass of cold frothy milk and gulps it down.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        miss~
CharNoArg   Your heart pines for a special someone that you miss so much.  Awwww.~
OthersNoArg $n's heart pines for a special someone $e misses so much.  Awwwww.~
CharFound   You tell $N that your heart has been aching cuz you've missed $M so much.  Awww.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that $s heart has been aching cuz $e missed $M so much.  Awww.~
VictFound   $n tells you that $s heart has been aching cuz $e missed you so much.  Awww.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mistletoe~
CharNoArg   You point at the mistletoe above your head, and pucker up.~
OthersNoArg $n points to the mistletoe above $s head, and puckers up.~
CharFound   You point to the mistletoe above $N's head, puckering up.~
OthersFound $n points to the mistletoe above $N's head, and puckers up.~
VictFound   $n points to the mistletoe above your head, puckering up.~
CharAuto    You point at the mistletoe above your head, and pucker up.~
OthersAuto  $n points to the mistletoe above $s head, and puckers up.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mmm~
CharNoArg   You go 'MMmmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'MMmmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
CharFound   You go 'MMmmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
OthersFound $n says 'MMmmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
VictFound   $n thinks of you and says 'MMmmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
CharAuto    You think of yourself and go 'MMmmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
OthersAuto  $n thinks of $mself and says 'MMmmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        moan~
CharNoArg   You start to moan.~
OthersNoArg $n starts moaning.~
CharFound   You moan for the loss of $M.~
OthersFound $n moans for the loss of $N.~
VictFound   $n moans at the sight of you.  Hmmmm.~
CharAuto    You moan at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n makes $mself moan.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        moi~
CharNoArg   You look demure and ask 'Moi?'~
OthersNoArg $n looks demure and asks 'Moi?'~
CharFound   You look at $N demurely and ask 'Moi?'~
OthersFound $n looks demurely at $N and asks 'Moi?'~
VictFound   $n looks at you demurely and asks 'Moi?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        monkey~
CharNoArg   You run around looking for a tree to swing on...  Maybe a banana?~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for a tree to swing on...  Maybe a banana?~
CharFound   You climb all over $N like a love-struck monkey.~
OthersFound $n is climbing all over $N like a love-struck monkey.~
VictFound   $n climbs all over you like a love-struck monkey.~
CharAuto    You make a monkey out of yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n is making a monkey out of $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mooch~
CharNoArg   You beg for money, weapons, coins.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Spare change?'~
CharFound   You beg $N for money, weapons, coins.~
OthersFound $n begs $N for favors of the insidious type...~
VictFound   $n begs you for favors of the insidious type...~
CharAuto    You beg for money, weapons, coins.~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Spare change?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        moocow~
CharNoArg   You make cow noises.  Mooooooooooooooooooo!~
OthersNoArg $n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~
CharFound   You make cow noises at $M.  Mooooooooooooooooooo!~
OthersFound $n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow at $N.~
VictFound   $n looks at you and Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~
CharAuto    You make cow noises.  Mooooooooooooooooooo!~
OthersAuto  $n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        moon~
CharNoArg   You howl at the moon.  Is that fur on your knuckles?~
OthersNoArg $n howls at the moon.  Is that fur on $s knuckles?~
CharFound   You howl at $N.  Feeling a little feral are we?~
OthersFound $n howls at $N.  Could be that $e is feeling a bit feral?~
VictFound   $n howls at you.  Could $e be feeling a bit feral?~
CharAuto    Howling to yourself?  The moon does seem a bit bright tonight...~
OthersAuto  $n is howling to $mself.  Must be a bright moon tonight...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        morphin~
CharNoArg   You shout like Tommy, the white Power Ranger 'It's MORPHIN' Time!  White Tiger!'~
OthersNoArg $n shouts 'It's MORPHIN' Time!  White Tiger!'~
CharFound   You shout like Billy, the blue Power Ranger 'It's MORPHIN' Time!  Triceritops!'~
OthersFound $n shouts 'It's MORPHIN' Time!  Triceritops!'~
VictFound   $n shouts 'It's MORPHIN' Time!  Triceritops!'~
CharAuto    You shout like Kimberly, the pink Power Ranger 'It's MORPHIN' Time!  Pteradactyl!'~
OthersAuto  $n shouts 'It's MORPHIN' Time!  Pteradactyl!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mrbill~
CharNoArg   You scream 'Oh no...  Mr. Bill!'~
OthersNoArg $n screams 'Oh no...  Mr. Bill!'~
CharFound   You scream 'Oh no...  Mr. Bill!  Err...  $N!'~
OthersFound $n screams 'Oh no...  Mr. Bill!  Err...  $N!'~
VictFound   $n screams 'Oh no...  Mr. Bill!  Err...  $N!'~
CharAuto    You scream 'Mr. Bill!' as a one ton weight falls and flattens him.~
OthersAuto  $n screams 'Mr. Bill!' as a one ton weight falls and flattens him.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        muffin~
CharNoArg   You bite into a big warm muffin.  Yummy!~
OthersNoArg $n bites into a big warm muffin.  Yummy!~
CharFound   You give $N a big warm muffin.  Yummy!~
OthersFound $n gives $N a big warm muffin.  Yummy!~
VictFound   $n gives you a big warm muffin.  Yum!  Yum!  Yummy!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        muhahaha~
CharNoArg   You laugh diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
OthersNoArg $n laughs diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
CharFound   You laugh at $M diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
OthersFound $n laughs at $N diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
VictFound   $n laughs at you diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
CharAuto    Muhaha at yourself?  Weird.  People might talk.~
OthersAuto  $n is devising a plan to rule the world...  Again.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mumble~
CharNoArg   You mumble incoherently.~
OthersNoArg $n is mumbling under $s breath.~
CharFound   You mumble to $N, hoping $E will listen.~
OthersFound $n is mumbling something to $N.~
VictFound   $n looks right at you and starts mumbling.  Uh-oh.~
CharAuto    You mumble to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n is mumbling something to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mutter~
CharNoArg   You mutter distractedly.~
OthersNoArg $n mutters distractedly.~
CharFound   You mutter to yourself and shake your head at $M.~
OthersFound $n mutters distractedly and shakes $s head at $N.~
VictFound   $n mutters distractedly and shakes $s head at you.~
CharAuto    You mutter dithyrambically to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n mutters at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nag~
CharNoArg   You feel nagged.~
OthersNoArg $n feels nagged.~
CharFound   You nag $N.  Nag $M like a hag!~
OthersFound $n nags $N.  Nags $M like a hag!~
VictFound   $n nags you.  Nags you like a hag!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nail~
CharNoArg   You nibble nervously on your nails.~
OthersNoArg $n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.~
CharFound   You nibble nervously on $S nails.~
OthersFound $n nibbles nervously on $N's fingernails.~
VictFound   $n nibbles nervously on your fingernails.  Yuck!~
CharAuto    You nibble nervously on your nails.~
OthersAuto  $n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        naughty~
CharNoArg   You are feeling naughty.~
OthersNoArg $n is feeling naughty.~
CharFound   You want to be naughty with $M.~
OthersFound $n wants to be naughty with $N.~
VictFound   $n wants to be naughty with you.~
CharAuto    You feel naughty and want to be alone.~
OthersAuto  $n feels naughty, maybe you should leave.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        neck~
CharNoArg   You need blood, where is the closest neck?~
OthersNoArg $n stares directly at your neck.~
CharFound   You kiss $M neck over and over.~
OthersFound $n starts to whisper to $N.~
VictFound   $n is kissing your neck over and over.~
CharAuto    You really need a life.~
OthersAuto  $n is thinking about using a vaccum on $s neck, $e is very lonely.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nibble~
CharNoArg   Nibble on whom?~
CharFound   You nibble on $N's ear.~
OthersFound $n nibbles on $N's ear.~
VictFound   $n nibbles on your ear.~
CharAuto    You nibble on your OWN ear.~
OthersAuto  $n nibbles on $s OWN ear.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nicotene~
CharNoArg   You look around for a cigarette.~
OthersNoArg $n seems to be having a nicotene fit.~
CharFound   You try and bum a smoke from $N.~
OthersFound $n begs $N for a cigarette. What a mooch!~
VictFound   $n wants one of your precious Marlboros.  Think $e deserves it?~
CharAuto    You fire up a Marlboro. Doncha feel better already?~
OthersAuto  $n lights a cigarette and offers you one.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nirvana~
CharNoArg   You smell like teen spirit.~
OthersNoArg $n smells like teen spirit.~
CharFound   You ask $N to come as $E is.~
OthersFound $n asks $N to come as $E is.~
VictFound   $n asks you to come as you are.~
CharAuto    You think you're dumb or maybe just happy.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e's dumb or maybe just happy.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nm~
CharNoArg   You say 'Nevermind'.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Nevermind'.~
CharFound   You say 'Nevermind' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Nevermind' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Nevermind' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Nevermind' to yourself.  Do you feel okay?~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Nevermind' to $s other personality.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nod~
CharNoArg   You nod.~
OthersNoArg $n nods.~
CharFound   You nod to $M.~
OthersFound $n nods to $N.~
VictFound   $n nods to you.~
CharAuto    You nod your head.~
OthersAuto  $n nods $s head.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nog~
CharNoArg   You nog yourself!~
OthersNoArg $n nogs $sself.~
CharFound   You nog $N.~
OthersFound $n nogs $N.~
VictFound   $n nogs you.~
CharAuto    You nog yourself.  Prevert!~
OthersAuto  $n nogs $mself.  What a pervert!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        noogie~
CharNoArg   You noogie.~
CharFound   You grind your knuckles into the top of $N's head.~
OthersFound $n grinds $s knuckles into the top of $N's head.~
VictFound   $n grinds $s knuckles into the top of your head with glee.~
CharAuto    Doesn't that hurt?~
OthersAuto  $n grinds $s knuckles into $s head, oblivious to the pain.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nope~
CharNoArg   You say 'Nope.'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Nope.'~
CharFound   You say 'Nope.' to $N.~
OthersFound $n says 'Nope.' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Nope.' to you.~
CharAuto    You find an error and say 'Nope, that won't do.'~
OthersAuto  $n looks at something and says 'Nope, that won't do.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        norm~
CharNoArg   You shout 'NORM!'~
OthersNoArg $n shouts 'NORM!'~
CharFound   You shout 'NORM!  Err...  $N!'~
OthersFound $n shouts 'NORM!  Err...  $N!'~
VictFound   $n shouts 'NORM!  Err...  $N!'~
CharAuto    You think to yourself 'I can be NORM, I know I can!'~
OthersAuto  $n thinks to $mself quietly about NORM!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nose~
CharNoArg   You wiggle your nose.~
OthersNoArg $n wiggles $s nose.~
CharFound   You tweak $S nose.~
OthersFound $n tweaks $N's nose.~
VictFound   $n tweaks your nose.~
CharAuto    You tweak your own nose!~
OthersAuto  $n tweaks $s own nose!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nowyouknow~
CharNoArg   You say 'Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.  G. I. Joe!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.  G. I. Joe!'~
CharFound   You say 'Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.  G. I. Joe!' to $N.~
OthersFound $n says 'Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.  G. I. Joe!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.  G. I. Joe!' to you.~
CharAuto    You sing an old cartoon song to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n breaks out and sings the theme to G. I. Joe, the cartoon.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        np~
CharNoArg   You say 'No problem!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'No problem!'~
CharFound   You say 'No problem!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'No problem!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'No problem!' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'I am ok, Hakuna Matata, No problems and No worries!' to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Hakuna Matata, No problems and No worries!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nsocial~
CharNoArg   You pray to the God's for a new social.~
OthersNoArg $n desperately begs for a new social.~
CharFound   You rant and rave to $M that you must have this new social!~
OthersFound $n screams at $N 'I have an idea for a new social. I must have it!'~
VictFound   $n screams at you 'I have an idea for a new social. I must have it!'~
CharAuto    Cheer up.  There's always emote!~
OthersAuto  $n weeps because the social $e wants doesn't exist.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nudge~
CharNoArg   Nudge whom?~
CharFound   You nudge $M.~
OthersFound $n nudges $N.~
VictFound   $n nudges you.~
CharAuto    You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.~
OthersAuto  $n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nurse~
CharNoArg   You shout 'Hello Nurse!'~
OthersNoArg $n shouts 'Hello Nurse!'~
CharFound   You shout 'Hello Nurse!' at $M.~
OthersFound $n shouts 'Hello Nurse!' at $N.~
VictFound   $n shouts 'Hello Nurse!' at you.~
CharAuto    You need a nurse real bad!~
OthersAuto  $n needs a nurse real bad!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nuzzle~
CharNoArg   Nuzzle whom?~
CharFound   You nuzzle $S neck softly.~
OthersFound $n softly nuzzles $N's neck.~
VictFound   $n softly nuzzles your neck.~
CharAuto    I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ogle~
CharNoArg   Whom do you want to ogle?~
CharFound   You ogle $M like $E was a piece of meat.~
OthersFound $n ogles $N.  Maybe you should leave them alone for awhile?~
VictFound   $n ogles you.  Guess what $e is thinking about?~
CharAuto    You ogle yourself.  You may just be too weird for this mud.~
OthersAuto  $n ogles $mself.  Better hope that $e stops there.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ohmygosh~
CharNoArg   You scream 'Oh my gosh!  What is that on your shoulder!?!'~
OthersNoArg $n screams 'Oh my gosh!  What is that on your shoulder!?!'~
CharFound   You scream 'Oh my gosh!  It is $N!' and hug $M.~
OthersFound $n screams 'Oh my gosh!  It is $N!' and hugs $N.~
VictFound   $n screams 'Oh my gosh!  It is $N!' and hugs you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Oh my gosh!  I have been up way too long...'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Oh my gosh!  I have been up way too long...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ohno~
CharNoArg   Oh no!  You did it again!~
OthersNoArg Oh no!  $n did it again!~
CharFound   You exclaim to $M 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
OthersFound $n exclaims to $N 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
VictFound   $n exclaims to you 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
CharAuto    You exclaim to yourself 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
OthersAuto  $n exclaims to $mself 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        oink~
CharNoArg   Ooooooink!  You're such a pig!~
OthersNoArg $n is acting like a pig!~
CharFound   You look at $N and bellow 'Oooooink!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and bellows 'Ooooink!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and bellows 'Ooooink!', $e must think you are a pig!~
CharAuto    You start thinking that you are acting like a pig, stop that!~
OthersAuto  $n thinks that $e is acting like a pig!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ok~
CharNoArg   You make an OK signal with your fingers.~
OthersNoArg $n makes and OK signal with $s fingers.~
CharFound   You make an OK signal with your fingers at $M.~
OthersFound $n makes an OK signal with $s fingers at $N.~
VictFound   $n makes an OK signal with $s fingers at you.~
CharAuto    You think everything is going OK.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks everything is going OK.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        okay~
CharNoArg   You say 'Okay.'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Okay.'~
CharFound   You say 'Okay.' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Okay.' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Okay.' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Okay.  Okay.  Okaaaaaay.'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Okay.  Okay.  Okaaaaaay.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        omen~
CharNoArg   You calmly prophesize the coming Armageddon.~
OthersNoArg $n believes that Death will consume you all.~
CharFound   You prophesize an ill-fated death in $S immediate future.~
OthersFound $n prophesizes an ill-fated death in $N's immediate future.~
VictFound   Uh-oh. $n is prophesizing an ill-fated death in YOUR future!~
CharAuto    You think your time of reckoning is near.~
OthersAuto  $n mutters to himself, 'not much time to live...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        omg~
CharNoArg   You clap your hands to your face and shout 'Oh my God!'~
OthersNoArg $n claps $s hands to $s face and shouts 'Oh my God!'~
CharFound   You shout 'Oh my God!' in $s face.~
OthersFound $n shouts 'Oh my God!' in $N's face.~
VictFound   $n shouts 'Oh my God!' in your face.~
CharAuto    You look at a small scratch on your arm and shout 'Oh my God!'  You wuss.~
OthersAuto  What a wuss! $n saw a cut on his arm and is shouting 'Oh my God!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ooo~
CharNoArg   You go 'OOooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'OOooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
CharFound   You go 'OOooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
OthersFound $n says 'OOooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
VictFound   $n thinks of you and says 'OOooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
CharAuto    You go 'OOooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'OOooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        oops~
CharNoArg   You say 'Oops!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Oops!'~
CharFound   You say 'Oops!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Oops!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Oops!' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Oopsi!' to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles 'Oopsi!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        oopsie~
CharNoArg   You put your finger in your mouth and say 'Oopsie!  Did I do that?'~
OthersNoArg $n puts $s finger in $s mouth and says 'Oopsie!  Did I do that?'~
CharFound   You look at $N and say 'Oopsie!  Did I do that to you $N?'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and says 'Oopsie!  Did I do that to $N?'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and says 'Oopsie!  Did I do that to you $N?'~
CharAuto    You want to oops yourself?  Sounds demented.~
OthersAuto  $n wants to oops $mself.  $n must be delusional.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        opps~
CharNoArg   You say 'Opps!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Opps!'~
CharFound   You say 'Opps!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Opps!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Opps!' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Oppsi!' to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles 'Oppsi!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ouch~
CharNoArg   You say 'OUCH!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'OUCH!'~
CharFound   You say 'OUCH' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'OUCH' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'OUCH' to you.~
CharAuto    You jump up and down in pain.~
OthersAuto  $n jumps up and down in pain.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        owl~
CharNoArg   You turn your head around in a circle and ask 'Who?  Who?  Who?'~
OthersNoArg $n turns $s head around in a circle and asks 'Who?  Who?  Who?'~
CharFound   You turn your head around in a circle and ask $N 'Who?  Who?  Who?'~
OthersFound $n turns $s head around in a circle and asks 'Who?  Who?  Who?'~
VictFound   $n turns $s head around in a circle and asks you 'Who?  Who?  Who?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        oy~
CharNoArg   You shout 'Oy!'~
OthersNoArg $n shouts 'Oy!'~
CharFound   You say 'Oy $N...'~
OthersFound $n says 'Oy $N...'~
VictFound   $n says 'Oy $N...'~
CharAuto    You mumble to yourself 'Oy Vey!'~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles to $mself 'Oy Vey!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pace~
CharNoArg   You start pacing around with a weary eye.~
OthersNoArg $n paces around, looking weary and suspicious.~
CharFound   You pace quickly around $M.  It makes $M dizzy, $E hurls up $S lunch as $S head spins faster and faster.~
OthersFound $n paces around $N and makes $s eyes go round and round and round...~
VictFound   $n paces around you, it makes you feel dizzy!  Is $e feeling suspicious today?~
CharAuto    You try pacing around yourself.  Are you suspicious of your own actions?~
OthersAuto  $n tries pacing around $mself but all $e can manage is to get dizzy.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pant~
CharNoArg   You begin to pant loudly and sloppily.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to pant loudly.~
CharFound   You begin to pant loudly at $N.~
OthersFound $n begins to pant loudly at $N.~
VictFound   $n begins to pant loudly at you.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pants~
CharNoArg   You remove your pants.~
OthersNoArg $n removes $s pants.~
CharFound   You politely ask $N to remove $S pants.~
OthersFound $n politely asks $N to remove $S pants.~
VictFound   $n politely asks you to remove your pants and any other non-essential garments.~
CharAuto    You hastily put on your pants.~
OthersAuto  $n hastily puts on $s pants.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        passout~
CharNoArg   You totter for a bit, then fall flat on your face.~
OthersNoArg $n totters a bit and passes out flat on $s face.~
CharFound   You pass out cold, toppling on to $N.  Poor sot.~
OthersFound $n topples on to $N, passed out cold.  Poor sot.~
VictFound   $n topples on to you, passed out cold.  Poor sot.~
CharAuto    You try to catch yourself as you pass out, but fail miserably.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to catch $mself as $e passes out, but fails miserably.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pat~
CharNoArg   Pat whom?~
CharFound   You pat $N on $S back.~
OthersFound $n pats $N on $S back.~
VictFound   $n pats you on your back.~
CharAuto    You pat yourself on your back.~
OthersAuto  $n pats $mself on the back.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        peck~
CharNoArg   You peck for seeds on the ground.~
OthersNoArg $n pecks for seeds on the ground.~
CharFound   You give $M a little peck on the cheek.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a small peck on the cheek.~
VictFound   $n gives you a sweet peck on the cheek.~
CharAuto    You kiss your own pectoral muscles.~
OthersAuto  $n pecks $mself on $s pectoral muscles.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        peer~
CharNoArg   You peer intently about your surroundings.~
OthersNoArg $n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.~
CharFound   You peer at $M quizzically.~
OthersFound $n peers at $N quizzically.~
VictFound   $n peers at you quizzically.~
CharAuto    You peer intently about your surroundings.~
OthersAuto  $n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pet~
CharNoArg   Pet whom?~
OthersNoArg $n wants to pet you, but is too shy.~
CharFound   You run your fingers through $S hair.~
OthersFound $n runs $s fingers through $N's hair.~
VictFound   $n runs $s fingers through your hair.~
CharAuto    You want to pet yourself?  Find a room!~
OthersAuto  $n is so desperately lonely, $e starts to pet $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        petchow~
CharNoArg   You sing 'Petchow *ARF ARF* Petchow *ARF ARF* Petchow *ARF ARF* Rat Poison!'~
OthersNoArg $n sings 'Petchow *ARF ARF* Petchow *ARF ARF* Petchow *ARF ARF* Rat Poison!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        phew~
CharNoArg   Phew!  That was too close for words...~
OthersNoArg $n wipes $s brow with obvious relief.~
CharFound   You share your obvious relief with $M.~
OthersFound $n glances at $N, a look of obvious relief on $s face.~
VictFound   $n glances at you, a look of obvious relief on $s face.~
CharAuto    You mutter to yourself in obvious relief, wiping your brow.~
OthersAuto  $n mutters in obvious relief, wiping $s brow.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pillow~
CharNoArg   You pull out your fluffy pillow.~
OthersNoArg $n pulls out $s fluffy pillow with an evil glint in $s eye.~
CharFound   You whap $N with a big fluffy pillow!~
OthersFound $n whaps $N with a big fluffy pillow!~
VictFound   $n whaps you with a big fluffy pillow!  Feathers fly in your face.~
CharAuto    You whap yourself over the head with a big fluffy pillow!~
OthersAuto  $n whaps $mself over the head with a big fluffy pillow!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pinch~
CharNoArg   You pinch yourself to see if you're really awake!~
OthersNoArg $n prepares to pinch someone.~
CharFound   You pinch $N playfully...  Awww. ~
OthersFound $n pinches $N!  Must be some strange courting ritual...~
VictFound   $n pinches your cheeks and smiles.~
CharAuto    You pinch yourself and find that it wasn't a good idea.  Ow!~
OthersAuto  $n pinches $mself.  Now that's lonely!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pinky~
CharNoArg   You say 'Narf! Poit! Egad!'.~
OthersNoArg Pinky says 'Narf! Poit! Egad!'.~
CharFound   You say 'What are we going to do tonight, Brain?' to $M.~
OthersFound Pinky says 'What are we going to do tonight, Brain?' to $N.~
VictFound   Pinky says 'What are we going to do tonight, Brain?' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'The same thing we do every night, Pinky.  Try to take over the world!'.~
OthersAuto  Brain says 'The same thing we do every night, Pinky.  Try to take over the world!'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pizza~
CharNoArg   You get a slice of pizza and eat it, your face is covered in sauce.~
OthersNoArg $n gets a slice of pizza and eats it, $s face is covered in sauce.~
CharFound   You give $N a slice of pizza to munch on.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a slice of pizza to munch on.~
VictFound   $n gives you a slice of pizza to munch on.~
CharAuto    You wish for a pizza with all the fixings.  Minus anchovies.~
OthersAuto  $n wishes for a pizza with all the fixings.  Minus anchovies.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        point~
CharNoArg   Point at whom?~
CharFound   You point at $M accusingly.~
OthersFound $n points at $N accusingly.~
VictFound   $n points at you accusingly.~
CharAuto    You point proudly at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n points proudly at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        poke~
CharNoArg   Poke whom?~
OthersNoArg $n pokes at the air.~
CharFound   You poke $M in the ribs.~
OthersFound $n pokes $N in the ribs.~
VictFound   $n pokes you in the ribs.~
CharAuto    You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.~
OthersAuto  $n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pokemon~
CharNoArg   You say 'Pikachu?'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Pikachu?'~
CharFound   You sing 'Jig-gly-puff!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n sings 'Jig-gly-puff!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n sings 'Jig-gly-puff!' to you.~
CharAuto    You sing 'Jig-gly-puff!' to yourself and fall asleep.~
OthersAuto  $n sings to $mself and falls asleep.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        police~
CharNoArg   You yell 'Stop or I'll shoot!'~
OthersNoArg $n yells 'Stop or I'll shoot!'~
CharFound   You read $N $S rights.~
OthersFound $n reads $N $S rights.~
VictFound   $n says 'You have the right to remain silent or to hit the off button at any time.'~
CharAuto    You'd arrest yourself but where do you shoot?~
OthersAuto  $n'd arrest $mself but where does $e shoot?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ponder~
CharNoArg   You ponder matters as they appear to you at the moment.~
OthersNoArg $n sits down and thinks deeply.~
CharFound   You ponder the words of $M.~
OthersFound $n ponders the words of $N.~
VictFound   $n ponders your words.~
CharAuto    You ponder your words.~
OthersAuto  $n takes a moment of silence to ponder $s own words.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pose~
CharNoArg   You pose for everyone, showing off your looks.~
OthersNoArg $n poses for everyone, doesn't $e look snazzy?~
CharFound   You pose for $N, showing off your looks to $M.~
OthersFound $n poses for you, doesn't $e look snazzy?~
VictFound   $n poses for $N, maybe you should look away.~
CharAuto    You stand in front of a mirror and pose for yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n stands in front of a mirror and poses for $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        possum~
CharNoArg   You do your best imitation of a corpse.~
OthersNoArg $n hits the ground...  DEAD.~
CharFound   You do your best imitation of a corpse.~
OthersFound $n hits the ground...  DEAD.~
VictFound   $n hits the ground...  DEAD.~
CharAuto    You do your best imitation of a corpse.~
OthersAuto  $n hits the ground...  DEAD.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        postal~
CharNoArg   You go postal, blowing the room to pieces!~
OthersNoArg $n goes postal, blowing the room to pieces!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        potty~
CharNoArg   You quote 'Potty Emergency!  I have to tinkle.  Potty, potty, potty!'~
OthersNoArg $n quotes 'Potty Emergency!  I have to tinkle.  Potty, potty, potty!'~
CharFound   You quote 'I have to go potty, can I use your leg?' to $M.~
OthersFound $n quotes 'I have to go potty, can I use your leg?' to $N.~
VictFound   $n quotes 'I have to go potty, can I use your leg?' to you.~
CharAuto    You can no longer contain your bladder, you are now alot warmer and wetter!~
OthersAuto  $n cringes as $e grabs $sself and slowly moves away.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pounce~
CharNoArg   You leap to the air and pounce...  At nobody.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to pounce on.~
CharFound   You pounce on $N, pinning $M to the ground.~
OthersFound $n pounces on $N, pinning $M to the ground.~
VictFound   $n pounces on you, pinning you to the ground.~
CharAuto    You try pouncing on yourself, but it doesn't quite work.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to pounce on $mself, but it doesn't quite work.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pout~
CharNoArg   Ah, don't take it so hard.~
OthersNoArg $n pouts.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pray~
CharNoArg   You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.~
OthersNoArg $n begs and grovels to the powers that be.~
CharFound   You crawl in the dust before $M.~
OthersFound $n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.~
VictFound   $n kisses the dirt at your feet.~
CharAuto    Talk about narcissism...~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles a prayer to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pretend~
CharNoArg   You pretend you are a god and slay everyone! ~
OthersNoArg $n pretends $e is a god and slays you! ~
CharFound   you pretend you are a god and demote $N to level 1!~
OthersFound $n pretends $e is a god and demotes $N to level 1!~
VictFound   $n pretends $e is a god and demotes you to level 1!~
CharAuto    You pretend you are in a tropic place and relax.~
OthersAuto  $n sprawls out on the ground and looks comfortable.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        propose~
CharNoArg   You look around for someone to marry.~
OthersNoArg $n desperately seeks someone to marry.~
CharFound   You fall onto your knees, and beg $N to marry you!~
OthersFound $n drops to $s knees and begs $N to take $s hand in marriage!~
VictFound   $n drops to one knee and begs you to become $s significant other for all eternity!~
CharAuto    You love yourself so much that you would marry yourself if you could.~
OthersAuto  $n loves $mself far too much.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        puke~
CharNoArg   You puke...  Chunks fly everywhere!~
OthersNoArg $n pukes.~
CharFound   You puke on $N.~
OthersFound $n pukes on $N.~
VictFound   $n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!~
CharAuto    You puke on yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n pukes on $s clothes.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pulp~
CharNoArg   You search for a partner for the World Famous Jackrabbit Slims Twist Contest.~
OthersNoArg $n is searching for a partner for the World Famous Jackrabbit Slims Twist Contest.  Any takers?~
CharFound   You ask $N 'So tell me again about the hash bar?'~
OthersFound $n asks $N 'So tell me again about the hash bar?'~
VictFound   $n asks you 'So tell me again about the hash bar?'~
CharAuto    You crave a Royale with Cheese.~
OthersAuto  $n is craving a Royale with Cheese.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pulse~
CharNoArg   A vein in your head begins to pulse as you feel a killer headache begin to form.~
OthersNoArg A vein begins to bulge on $n's forehead, $e looks stressed!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        punch~
CharNoArg   Punch whom?~
CharFound   You punch $M playfully.~
OthersFound $n punches $N playfully.~
VictFound   $n punches you playfully.  OUCH!~
CharAuto    You punch yourself.  You deserve it.~
OthersAuto  $n punches $mself.  Why don't you join in?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        purr~
CharNoArg   You purr contentedly.~
OthersNoArg $n purrs contentedly.~
CharFound   You purr contentedly in $S lap.~
OthersFound $n purrs contentedly in $N's lap.~
VictFound   $n purrs contentedly in your lap.~
CharAuto    You purr at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n purrs at $mself.  Must be a cat thing.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        qpace~
CharNoArg   You pace around a bit.  Worried?~
OthersNoArg $n paces around slowly, in circles.~
CharFound   You pace around $M a bit.~
OthersFound $n slowly paces around $N in circles.~
VictFound   $n paces around you slowly.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        quack~
CharNoArg   You quack like a duck!~
OthersNoArg $n quacks like a duck!~
CharFound   You quack at $N.  Quack!  Quack!  Quack!~
OthersFound $n quacks at $N.  Quack!  Quack!  Quack!~
VictFound   $n quacks at you. Quack!  Quack!  Quack!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        quantum~
CharNoArg   You Leap in, driven by an unknown force to change history for the better.~
OthersNoArg $n Leaps in, driven by an unknown force to change history for the better.~
CharFound   You say "Oh Boy!" to $N.~
OthersFound $n says "Oh Boy!" to $N.~
VictFound   $n says "Oh Boy!" to you.~
CharAuto    You Leap out, hoping each time that your next Leap...will be the Leap home.~
OthersAuto  $n Leaps out, hoping each time that $s next Leap...will be the Leap home.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rabbit~
CharNoArg   You wiggle your nose and hop around like a rabbit.~
OthersNoArg $n wiggles $s nose and hops around like a rabbit.~
CharFound   You put rabbit ears on $N.~
OthersFound $n puts rabbit ears on $N.~
VictFound   Why is everyone giggling at you like that?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        radio~
CharNoArg   You turn on the radio.~
OthersNoArg $n turns on the radio.~
CharFound   You turn on the radio for $M.~
OthersFound $n turns on the radio for $N.~
VictFound   $n turns on the radio for you.~
CharAuto    You turn on your walkman to drown out the noise.~
OthersAuto  $n turns on $s walkman to drown you out.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        raise~
CharNoArg   You raise your hand in response.~
OthersNoArg $n raises $s hand in response.~
CharFound   You raise your hand in response.~
OthersFound $n raises $s hand in response.~
VictFound   $n raises $s hand in response to you.~
CharAuto    You raise your hand in response.~
OthersAuto  $n raises $s hand in response.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rampage~
CharNoArg   You rampage merrily.~
OthersNoArg $n rampages merrily.~
CharFound   You rampage all over $N in a very merry manner.~
OthersFound $n rampages all over $N in a very merry manner.~
VictFound   $n rampages all over you in a very merry manner.~
CharAuto    You rampage all over yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n rampages all over $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rant~
CharNoArg   You begin to rant and rave like a lunatic.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to rant and rave like a lunatic.~
CharFound   You rant and rave because of $N's actions.~
OthersFound $N rants and raves because of $N's actions.~
VictFound   $n rants and raves because of something you did.~
CharAuto    You rant and rave at yourself.  You ok?~
OthersAuto  $n rants and raves at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        raspberry~
CharNoArg   You stick your tongue out.~
OthersNoArg $n sticks $s tongue out.~
CharFound   You stick out your tongue at $M.~
OthersFound $n sticks $s tongue out at $N.~
VictFound   $n sticks $s tongue out at you.~
CharAuto    You carefully caress and lick every crevasse of their body.~
OthersAuto  $n carefully caresses and licks every crevasse of your body.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rawks~
CharNoArg   You say 'Dude!  That rawks!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Dude!  That rawks!'~
CharFound   You say to $N 'That rawks...'~
OthersFound $n says to $N 'That rawks...'~
VictFound   $n says to you 'That rawks...'~
CharAuto    You mumble 'That rawks...' to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles 'That rawks...' to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rayden~
CharNoArg   You quote Rayden and say 'Without knowledge, there is no power!'~
OthersNoArg $n quotes Rayden and says 'Without knowledge, there is no power!'~
CharFound   You harness the power of lighting and point your hands at $N.~
OthersFound $n harnesses the power of lightning and points $s hands at $N.~
VictFound   $n hanesses the power of lightning and points $s hands at you.~
CharAuto    You raise your hands in the air and absorb the lightning like Rayden.~
OthersAuto  $n raises $s hands in the air and absorbs the lightning like Rayden.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ready~
CharNoArg   You dig down into the dirt, ready to do battle.~
OthersNoArg $n digs down into the dirt, obviously ready to do battle.~
CharFound   You nod, alerting $N that this foe must now die miserably.~
OthersFound $n nods, alerting $N that their unlucky foe must now die miserably.~
VictFound   $n nods, signaling you that your foe must now die miserably.~
CharAuto    You give yourself a neat motivational speech.~
OthersAuto  $n withdraws into the clutches of some sort of motivational mantra.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        relax~
CharNoArg   You kick up your heals and relax for awhile.~
OthersNoArg $n kicks up $s heals and relaxes for awhile.~
CharFound   You say 'Hey, $N.  Relax for a spell, it feels great!'~
OthersFound $n says 'Hey, $N.  Relax for a spell, it feels great!'~
VictFound   $n says 'Hey you.  Relax for a spell, it feels great!'~
CharAuto    You adjust yourself for the best relaxed position possible.~
OthersAuto  $n moves around a little and finds a comfy spot to relax in.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        repop~
CharNoArg   You begin to squeak like a mouse, hoping for a contagion.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to squeak like a mouse.  Straaange.~
CharFound   Sorry, $N won't be able to conjure squeakies any faster than you.~
OthersFound $n begs $N to conjure some squeakies.  Shrink recommendations?~
VictFound   $n grovels at your boots, drooling rabidly in hopes of squeakies.~
CharAuto    Not even a mouse...~
OthersAuto  $n desperately scours the room in pursuit of those elusive squeakies.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        respect~
CharNoArg   You act like Cartman and scream 'Respect my autorita!'~
OthersNoArg $n acts like Cartman and screams 'Respect my authorita!'~
CharFound   You sing 'R-E-S-P-E-C-T...  That is what it means to me!'~
OthersFound $n sings 'R-E-S-P-E-C-T...  That is what it means to me!'~
VictFound   $n sings 'R-E-S-P-E-C-T...  That is what it means to me!'~
CharAuto    You say 'Did you know Aretha Franklin sang Respect?'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Did you know Aretha Franklin sang Respect?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ridicule~
CharNoArg   You feel very ridiculous.~
OthersNoArg $n feels very sheepish.~
CharFound   You point and laugh at $N.  What a geek.~
OthersFound $n falls down laughing, pointing at $N.~
VictFound   $n is pointing and laughing at you.~
CharAuto    You feel rather foolish, and grin sheepishly.~
OthersAuto  Feeling foolish, $n laughs sheepishly at $self.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rimmer~
CharNoArg   You are being a smeghead, just like Rimmer.~
OthersNoArg $n is being a smeghead, just like Rimmer.~
CharFound   You give $N the Rimmer salute.~
OthersFound $n gives $N the Rimmer salute.~
VictFound   $n gives you the Rimmer salute.~
CharAuto    You run and look for somewhere safe to hide, just like Rimmer.~
OthersAuto  $n runs and looks for somewhere safe to hide, just like Rimmer.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        roar~
CharNoArg   You ROAR like a dragon.~
OthersNoArg $n ROARS with a ferocity that shakes the earth!~
CharFound   You ROAR in $N's face.~
OthersFound $n ROARS at $N.  (Obviously this is the part where you should feel intimidated.)~
VictFound   As $n roars in your face you curse the fact that toothpaste is hundreds of years away from being invented.~
CharAuto    You ROARRRRRR!~
OthersAuto  $n ROARS loudly to establish $s dominance.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rock~
CharNoArg   You slowly rock in your rocking chair.~
OthersNoArg $n slowly rocks in $s rocking chair.~
CharFound   You Rock N' Roll all night with $N.~
OthersFound $n Rock N' Rolls all night with $N.~
VictFound   $n Rock N' Rolls all night with you.~
CharAuto    You Rock N' Roll all night with yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n Rock N' Rolls all night with $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rofl~
CharNoArg   You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.~
OthersNoArg $n rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.~
CharFound   You laugh your head off at $S remark.~
OthersFound $n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's remark.~
VictFound   $n can't stop laughing at your remark.~
CharAuto    You roll on the floor and laugh at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n laughs at $mself.  Join in the fun.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        roflmao~
CharNoArg   You roll on the floor laughing your ass off!~
OthersNoArg $n rolls on the floor laughing $s ass off!~
CharFound   You laugh your ass off at $N's remark.~
OthersFound $n laughs $s ass off at $N's remark.~
VictFound   $n laughs $s ass off at your remark.~
CharAuto    You laugh your ass off at your predicament.~
OthersAuto  $n laughs $s ass off at $s predicament.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        roll~
CharNoArg   You roll your eyes.~
OthersNoArg $n rolls $s eyes.~
CharFound   You roll your eyes at $M.~
OthersFound $n rolls $s eyes at $N.~
VictFound   $n rolls $s eyes at you.~
CharAuto    You roll your eyes at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n rolls $s eyes at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rslay~
CharNoArg   You scream 'Off with $s head!'.~
OthersNoArg $n screams 'Off with $s head!'.~
CharFound   You slay $M without showing any mercy and laugh at the sight of $s head falling off.~
OthersFound $n slays $N without showing any mercy and laughs at the sight of $s head falling off.~
VictFound   $n slays you without showing any mercy and laughs at the sight of your head falling off.~
CharAuto    You think to yourself 'I love the sight of fresh blood in the morning'.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks to $mself 'I like the sight of fresh blood in the morning'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rub~
CharNoArg   You rub your eyes.  How long have you been at this?~
OthersNoArg $n rubs $s eyes.  $n must have been playing all day.~
CharFound   You rub your eyes.  Has $N been playing as long as you have?~
OthersFound $n rubs $s eyes.  $e must have been playing all day.~
VictFound   $n rubs $s eyes.  Have you been playing as long as $m?~
CharAuto    You rub your eyes.  How long have you been at this?~
OthersAuto  $n rubs $s eyes.  $e must have been playing all day.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ruffle~
CharNoArg   You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.~
CharFound   You ruffle $N's hair playfully.~
OthersFound $n ruffles $N's hair playfully.~
VictFound   $n ruffles your hair playfully.~
CharAuto    You ruffle your hair.~
OthersAuto  $n ruffles $s hair.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        runaway~
CharNoArg   You scream 'RUN AWAY!  RUN AWAY!'.~
OthersNoArg $n screams 'RUN AWAY!  RUN AWAY!'.~
CharFound   You scream '$N, QUICK!  RUN AWAY!'.~
OthersFound $n screams '$N, QUICK!  RUN AWAY!'.~
VictFound   $n screams '$N, QUICK!  RUN AWAY!'.~
CharAuto    You desperately look for somewhere to run to!~
OthersAuto  $n looks like $e's about to run away.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sad~
CharNoArg   You put on a glum expression.~
OthersNoArg $n looks particularly glum today.  *SNIFF*~
CharFound   You give $M your best glum expression.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N glumly.  *SNIFF*   Poor $n.~
VictFound   $n looks at you glumly.  *SNIFF*   Poor $n.~
CharAuto    You bow your head and twist your toe in the dirt glumly.~
OthersAuto  $n bows $s head and twists $s toe in the dirt glumly.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        salute~
CharNoArg   You salute smartly.~
OthersNoArg $n salutes smartly.~
CharFound   You salute $M.~
OthersFound $n salutes $N.~
VictFound   $n salutes you.~
CharAuto    You salute yourself in the mirror.~
OthersAuto  $n salutes $mself in the mirror.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sandwich~
CharNoArg   You whip out a sandwich and munch quietly.~
OthersNoArg $n whips out a sandwich and begins to munch quietly.~
CharFound   You whip out a sandwich and give it to $N.  Maybe $E will like you now.~
OthersFound $n whips out a samwhich and gives it to $N.  $n hopes $E will like $m now.~
VictFound   $n whips out a samwhich and gives it to you.  $n hopes you will like $m now.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        satch~
CharNoArg   You are surfing with the alien.~
OthersNoArg $n is surfing with the alien.~
CharFound   You sing to $N 'Baby baby baby...baby won't you look my way?'~
OthersFound $n sings to $N 'Baby baby baby...baby won't you look my way?'~
VictFound   $n sings to you 'Baby baby baby...baby won't you look my way?'~
CharAuto    You are flying in a blue dream.~
OthersAuto  $n is flying in a blue dream.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        scowl~
CharNoArg   You scowl angrily.~
OthersNoArg $n scowls angrily.~
CharFound   You scowl angrily at $M.~
OthersFound $n scowls angrily at $N.~
VictFound   $n scowls angrily at you.~
CharAuto    You scowl angrily at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n scowls angrily at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        scratch~
CharNoArg   You scratch your head.~
OthersNoArg $n scratches $s head.~
CharFound   You scratch the head of $M.~
OthersFound $n scratches the head of $N.~
VictFound   $n scratches your head.~
CharAuto    You scratch an itch.~
OthersAuto  $n scratches an itch.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        scream~
CharNoArg   ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!~
OthersNoArg $n screams loudly!~
CharFound   ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!  Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!~
OthersFound $n screams loudly at $N.  Better leave before $n blames you, too!!!~
VictFound   $n screams at you!  That's not nice!  *SNIFF*~
CharAuto    You scream at yourself.  Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!~
OthersAuto  $n screams loudly at $mself!  Is there a full moon up?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        serenade~
CharNoArg   You raise your clear voice towards the sky.~
OthersNoArg $n has begun to sing.~
CharFound   You sing a ballad to $M.~
OthersFound $n sings a ballad to $N.~
VictFound   $n sings a ballad to you!  How sweet!~
CharAuto    You sing a little ditty to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n sings a little ditty to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sexy~
CharNoArg   You pose for the crowd around you.~
OthersNoArg $n poses for everyone.~
CharFound   You pose your muscles to $N.~
OthersFound $n poses for $N.~
VictFound   $n poses $s muscles to you.~
CharAuto    You look in the mirror and pose for yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n looks in the mirror and poses for $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shaft~
CharNoArg   You say 'Shaft is a bad mother' -Shut Yo Mouth- 'I was only talking about Shaft'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Shaft is a bad mother' -Shut Yo Mouth- 'I was only talking about Shaft'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shake~
CharNoArg   You shake your head.~
OthersNoArg $n shakes $s head.~
CharFound   You shake your head in response to $S question.~
OthersFound $n shakes $s head in response to $N's question.~
VictFound   $n shakes $s head in response to your question.~
CharAuto    You shake your head.~
OthersAuto  $n shakes $s head.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shame~
CharNoArg   You are ashamed of yourself.~
OthersNoArg $n is ashamed of $mself.~
CharFound   You point at $N and say 'Shame!  Shame!'~
OthersFound $n points at $N and says 'Shame!  Shame!'~
VictFound   $n points at you and says 'Shame!  Shame!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shang~
CharNoArg   You say 'Liu Kang wins.  Flawless Victory.  Fatality!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Liu Kang wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
CharFound   You say 'Sub Zero wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
OthersFound $n says 'Sub Zero wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
VictFound   $n says 'Sub Zero wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
CharAuto    You say 'Rayden wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Rayden wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shao~
CharNoArg   You say 'Scorpion wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Scorpion wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
CharFound   You say 'Reptile wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
OthersFound $n says 'Reptile wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
VictFound   $n says 'Reptile wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
CharAuto    You say 'Jax wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Jax wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shhh~
CharNoArg   You frown and say 'Shhhhhh...'~
OthersNoArg $n asks everyone to please be quiet.~
CharFound   You tell $N to be quiet.~
OthersFound $n attempts to make $N close $S mouth in the interest of peace.~
VictFound   $n has asked you to please be quiet.~
CharAuto    You remind yourself to shaddup.~
OthersAuto  $n oddly tells $mself to be quiet.  Those darn voices again.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shiver~
CharNoArg   Brrrrrrrrr...~
OthersNoArg $n shivers uncomfortably.~
CharFound   You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.~
OthersFound $n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.~
VictFound   $n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.~
CharAuto    You shiver to yourself?~
OthersAuto  $n scares $mself to shivers.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shock~
CharNoArg   You are shocked at what has just occurred.~
OthersNoArg $n is shocked at what has just occurred.~
CharFound   You are shocked at what $M has just done.~
OthersFound $n is shocked at what $N has just done.~
VictFound   $n is shocked at what you have just done.~
CharAuto    You have shocked yourself at what you just did.~
OthersAuto  $n has shocked $mself at what $e just did.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shopping~
CharNoArg   You announce it's time to go shopping.  All the males flee the room!~
OthersNoArg $n announces it's time to go shopping.  All the males flee the room!~
CharFound   You tell $N it's time to go shopping.  All the males flee the room!~
OthersFound $n tells $N it's time to go shopping.  All the males flee the room!~
VictFound   $n tells you it's time to go shopping.  All the males flee the room!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shrug~
CharNoArg   You shrug.~
OthersNoArg $n shrugs helplessly.~
CharFound   You shrug in response to $S question.~
OthersFound $n shrugs in response to $N's question.~
VictFound   $n shrugs in response to your question.~
CharAuto    You shrug to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n shrugs to $mself.  What a strange person.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shudder~
CharNoArg   You shudder in disgust.~
OthersNoArg $n shudders in disgust.~
CharFound   You shudder in disgust at $S actions.~
OthersFound $n shudders in disgust at $N's actions.~
VictFound   $n shudders in disgust at your actions.~
CharAuto    You shudder at your own disgusting thoughts.~
OthersAuto  $n shudders at $s own disgusting thoughts.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sigh~
CharNoArg   You sigh.~
OthersNoArg $n sighs loudly.~
CharFound   You sigh as you think of $M.~
OthersFound $n sighs at the sight of $N.~
VictFound   $n sighs as $e thinks of you.  Touching, huh?~
CharAuto    You sigh at yourself.  You MUST be lonely.~
OthersAuto  $n sighs at $mself.  What a sorry sight.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        silly~
CharNoArg   You announce that you are just a big old silly.~
OthersNoArg $n announces that $e is just a big old silly.~
CharFound   You think $N is a big old silly.~
OthersFound $n thinks $N is a big old silly.~
VictFound   $n thinks you are a big old silly.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sing~
CharNoArg   You raise your clear voice towards the sky.~
OthersNoArg $n has begun to sing.~
CharFound   You sing a ballad to $M.~
OthersFound $n sings a ballad to $N.~
VictFound   $n sings a ballad to you!  How sweet!~
CharAuto    You sing a little ditty to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n sings a little ditty to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        singbadly~
CharNoArg   You raise your clear (?) voice to the sky.~
OthersNoArg EVERYONE RUN FOR COVER! $n has begun to sing!~
CharFound   You sing to $M.~
OthersFound Cover your ears! $n is singing to $N!~
VictFound   You cover your eyes as $n begins to sing to you.~
CharAuto    You sing a lively operetta.~
OthersAuto  $n begins to sing Wagner. Loudly.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        singt~
CharNoArg   You start singing with a beautiful voice.~
OthersNoArg $n starts singing, $e really has a beautiful voice!~
CharFound   You sing a beautiful tune for $M.~
OthersFound $n sings $N's favorite tune.~
VictFound   $n begins singing your favorite tune. How sweet!~
CharAuto    You hum a tune with a low voice.~
OthersAuto  You can hear $n humming a tune.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        slam~
CharNoArg   You look for a crowd to slam with.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for a crowd to slam into.  Volunteers?~
CharFound   You slam hard into $M.~
OthersFound $n slams violently into $N.  Watch out, you might be next!~
VictFound   $n slams hard into you.~
CharAuto    You try to slam into yourself.  Aggressive today huh?~
OthersAuto  $n looks like $e wants to slam into $mself.  Insanity is not contagious, fortunately.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        slap~
CharNoArg   Slap whom?~
OthersNoArg $n raises $s hand spastically as if to slap an unseen annoyance.~
CharFound   You rear back and slap $M with all your might.~
OthersFound $n rears back and slaps $N for $S stupidity.~
VictFound   $n rears back and slaps you cruelly for your stupidity.  OUCH!~
CharAuto    You slap yourself.  You deserve it.~
OthersAuto  $n slaps $mself.  Why don't you join in?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        slaughter~
CharNoArg   Wielding a massive cleaver, you prowl for unsuspecting meat.~
OthersNoArg $n grips a massive cleaver tightly, grinning mischievously.~
CharFound   Your cleaver swings carelessly as you chop $N into itsy bitsy pieces.~
OthersFound $n's cleaver cuts through the air, then through $N...  Repeatedly.~
VictFound   That's gonna leave a mark.~
CharAuto    Chop, chop, chop.  Ouch, ouch, ouch.~
OthersAuto  A-chopping $n will go...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        slime~
CharNoArg   Slime who?~
CharFound   You dump a bucket of slime all over $N.  How cavalier!~
OthersFound $n dumps a bucket of slime all over $N.  How cavalier!~
VictFound   $n dumps a bucket of slime all over you.  Eeeeeeeew!  How gross!~
CharAuto    You want to slime yourself?  Don't be silly!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        slobber~
CharNoArg   You slobber all over the floor.~
OthersNoArg $n slobbers all over the floor.~
CharFound   You slobber all over $M.~
OthersFound $n slobbers all over $N.~
VictFound   $n slobbers all over you.~
CharAuto    You slobber all down your front.~
OthersAuto  $n slobbers all over $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        slurp~
CharNoArg   Slurp!  Slurp!~
OthersNoArg $n slurps $s drink noisily.~
CharFound   You slurp $N!~
OthersFound $n takes $N's face into $s hands and slurps $M! ~
VictFound   $n grabs ahold of your face and slurps you!~
CharAuto    That's really not possible.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to do something not physically possible.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sly~
CharNoArg   You sly dog you!~
OthersNoArg $n tries to be sly.  Maybe you should tell $m $s fly is down.~
CharFound   You give $M a sly grin.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a sly grin.~
VictFound   $n gives you a sly grin.~
CharAuto    You give yourself a sly grin.  Everyone flees the room.~
OthersAuto  $n gives $mself a sly grin.  Run while you have the chance!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smack~
CharNoArg   You think somebody needs to be smacked upside the head.~
OthersNoArg $n thinks somebody deserves a good smack upside the head.~
CharFound   You smack $M upside the head!~
OthersFound $n smacks $N upside the head!  Ouch!~
VictFound   $n smacks you upside the head, and it smarts!~
CharAuto    You smack yourself upside the head, ouch!~
OthersAuto  $n smacks $mself upside $s own head, ouch!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smeg~
CharNoArg   You shout 'Smeg!  Smeg!  Smeg!'~
OthersNoArg $n shouts 'Smeg!  Smeg!  Smeg!'~
CharFound   You look at $N and say 'Smeg off $N...'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and says 'Smeg off $N...'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and says 'Smeg off $N...'~
CharAuto    You shout 'Smegging hell!'~
OthersAuto  $n shouts 'Smegging hell!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smell~
CharNoArg   You shout 'Do you smell what The Rock is cookin' ?'~
OthersNoArg $n shouts 'Do you smell what The Rock is cookin' ?'~
CharFound   You plant $N with the Rock Bottom and give $M The People's Elbow.~
OthersFound $n plants $N with the Rock Bottom and gives $M The People's Elbow.~
VictFound   $n plants you with the Rock Bottom and gives you The People's Elbow.~
CharAuto    You climb onto the top turnbuckle and give the crowd The People's Eyebrow.~
OthersAuto  $n climbs onto the top turnbuckle and gives the crowd The People's Eyebrow.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smiel~
CharNoArg   You smiel happily, whatever a smiel is.~
OthersNoArg $n smiels happily, whatever a smiel is.~
CharFound   You smiel at $N, whatever a smiel is.~
OthersFound $n smiels at $N, whatever a smiel is.~
VictFound   $n smiels at you, whatever a smiel is.~
CharAuto    You smiel at yourself, whatever a smiel is.~
OthersAuto  $n smiels at $mself, whatever a smiel is.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smile~
CharNoArg   You smile happily.~
OthersNoArg $n smiles happily.~
CharFound   You smile at $M.~
OthersFound $n beams a smile at $N.~
VictFound   $n smiles at you.~
CharAuto    You smile at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n smiles at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smirk~
CharNoArg   You smirk.~
OthersNoArg $n smirks.~
CharFound   You smirk at $S saying.~
OthersFound $n smirks at $N's saying.~
VictFound   $n smirks at your saying.~
CharAuto    You smirk at yourself.  Okay...~
OthersAuto  $n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smite~
CharNoArg   You are in the mood to smite someone.~
OthersNoArg $n is in a smiting mood.  Run away!~
CharFound   You attempt to smite $N!~
OthersFound $n attempts to SMITE $N with a single mighty blow!~
VictFound   $n smites you with a single blow!~
CharAuto    Smiting oneself is not permitted by the Gods.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to smite $mself. Fortunately, the Gods intervened just in time.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smooch~
CharNoArg   You are searching for someone to smooch.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to smooch.~
CharFound   You give $M a nice, wet smooch.~
OthersFound $n and $N are smooching in the corner.~
VictFound   $n smooches you passionately on the lips.~
CharAuto    You smooch yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n smooches $mself.  Yuck.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smurf~
CharNoArg   You say 'I am going to catch those blasted smurfs!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'I am going to catch those blasted smurfs!'~
CharFound   You grab $N thinking $E is a smurf!~
OthersFound $n grabs $N thinking $E is a smurf!~
VictFound   $n grabs you thinking you are a smurf!~
CharAuto    You think 'I am blue, three apples high...  I must be a smurf!'~
OthersAuto  $n thinks 'I am blue, three apples high...  I must be a smurf!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snap~
CharNoArg   You snap your fingers.~
OthersNoArg $n snaps $s fingers.~
CharFound   You snap back at $M.~
OthersFound $n snaps back at $N.~
VictFound   $n snaps back at you!~
CharAuto    You snap yourself to attention.~
OthersAuto  $n snaps $mself to attention.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snarl~
CharNoArg   You grizzle your teeth and look mean.~
OthersNoArg $n snarls angrily.~
CharFound   You snarl at $M.~
OthersFound $n snarls at $N.~
VictFound   $n snarls at you, for some reason.~
CharAuto    You snarl at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n snarls at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sneer~
CharNoArg   You sneer in contempt.~
OthersNoArg $n sneers in contempt.~
CharFound   You sneer at $M in contempt.~
OthersFound $n sneers at $N in contempt.~
VictFound   $n sneers at you in contempt.~
CharAuto    You sneer at yourself in contempt.~
OthersAuto  $n sneers at $mself in contempt.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sneeze~
CharNoArg   You sneeze.  Gesundheit!~
OthersNoArg $n sneezes.~
CharFound   You contort like you are about to sneeze infront of $N.  You don't.~
OthersFound $n contorts like $e is going to sneeze infront of $N, but doesn't.~
VictFound   $n contorts like $e is going to sneeze infront of you, but doesn't.~
CharAuto    You hold a tissue to your face and sneeze.~
OthersAuto  $n holds a tissue to $s face and sneezes.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sngrin~
CharNoArg   You grin mischieviously.~
OthersNoArg $n grins as if $s thoughts are mischevious.~
CharFound   You give $N your award winning sneaky grin..~
OthersFound $n gives $N a very sneaky looking grin.~
VictFound   $n gives you a grin that makes you reach for your coin purse to see if it's there.~
CharAuto    You grin mischieviously.~
OthersAuto  $n grins in a way that makes you reach for your coin purse to see if it's there.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snicker~
CharNoArg   You snicker softly.~
OthersNoArg $n snickers softly.~
CharFound   You snicker with $M about your shared secret.~
OthersFound $n snickers with $N about their shared secret.~
VictFound   $n snickers with you about your shared secret.~
CharAuto    You snicker at your own evil thoughts.~
OthersAuto  $n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sniff~
CharNoArg   You sniff sadly.  *SNIFF*~
OthersNoArg $n sniffs sadly.~
CharFound   You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.~
OthersFound $n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.~
VictFound   $n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.~
CharAuto    You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.~
OthersAuto  $n sniffs sadly at $mself.  Something MUST be bothering $m.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snore~
CharNoArg   You snore loudly...  Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.~
OthersNoArg $n snores loudly.~
CharFound   You snore loudly at $M, $e must be boring.~
OthersFound $n snores loudly at $N, $e must be boring.~
VictFound   $n snores loudly at you, you must be boring.~
CharAuto    You are very, very bored.~
OthersAuto  $n is very, very bored.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snorkel~
CharNoArg   You stick your head under water and blow bubbles out of your nose.~
OthersNoArg $n sticks $s head under water and blows bubbles out of $s nose.~
CharFound   You invite $N to go snorkeling with you.~
OthersFound $n invites $N to go snorkling with $m.~
VictFound   $n invites you to go snorkeling with $m.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snort~
CharNoArg   You snort in disgust.~
OthersNoArg $n snorts in disgust.~
CharFound   You snort at $M in disgust.~
OthersFound $n snorts at $N in disgust.~
VictFound   $n snorts at you in disgust.~
CharAuto    You snort at yourself in disgust.~
OthersAuto  $n snorts at $mself in disgust.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snowball~
CharNoArg   Whom do you want to throw a snowball at?~
CharFound   You throw a snowball in $N's face.~
OthersFound $n throws a snowball at $N.~
VictFound   $n throws a snowball at you.~
CharAuto    You throw a snowball at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n throws a snowball at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snuggle~
CharNoArg   Who?~
CharFound   you snuggle $M.~
OthersFound $n snuggles up to $N.~
VictFound   $n snuggles up to you.~
CharAuto    You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.~
OthersAuto  $n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snuke~
CharNoArg   You attempt to smile, but have your fingers on the wrong keys.~
OthersNoArg $n tries to smile, but has $s fingers on the wrong keys.~
CharFound   You try to smile at $N, but have your fingers on the wrong keys.~
OthersFound $n attempts to smile at $N, but has $s fingers on the wrong keys!~
VictFound   $n attempts to smile at you, but has $s fingers on the wrong keys!~
CharAuto    You snuke yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n snukes $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        spam~
CharNoArg   You gobble down a can of spam.  Oink!~
OthersNoArg $n gobbles down a can of spam.  Oink!~
CharFound   You hurl a can of Spam at $N.  Hey! No spamming allowed here!~
OthersFound $n hurls a can of Spam at $N.  Silly $n, $e thinks that is spamming.~
VictFound   $n hurls a can of Spam at you.  What a fool!  I bet $e thinks $e is spamming you.~
CharAuto    You want to spam yourself?  Forget it!~
OthersAuto  $n hits $mself over the head with a can of spam.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        spammy~
CharNoArg   You complain about the terrible spam.~
OthersNoArg $n complains about the terrible spam.~
CharFound   You share your can of spam with $N.~
OthersFound $n shares a can of spam with $N.~
VictFound   $n shares a can of spam with you.~
CharAuto    You choke down a can of spam!  OINK!~
OthersAuto  $n chokes down a can of spam!  OINK!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        spank~
CharNoArg   Spank whom?~
CharFound   You spank $M playfully.~
OthersFound $n spanks $N playfully.~
VictFound   $n spanks you playfully.  OUCH!~
CharAuto    You spank yourself.  Kinky!~
OthersAuto  $n spanks $mself.  Kinky!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        spin~
CharNoArg   You twirl in a graceful pirouette.~
OthersNoArg $n twirls in a graceful pirouette.~
CharFound   You spin $M on one finger.~
OthersFound $n spins $N on $s finger.~
VictFound   $n spins you around on $s finger.~
CharAuto    You spin yourself around and around and around....~
OthersAuto  $n spins $mself around and around and around...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        spit~
CharNoArg   You spit over your left shoulder.~
OthersNoArg $n spits over $s left shoulder.~
CharFound   You spit in $s face.~
OthersFound $n spits in $N's face.~
VictFound   $n spits in your face.~
CharAuto    You drool on yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n drools on $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        spum~
CharNoArg   You are so spammed you are now spummed.~
OthersNoArg $n is so spammed $e is now spummed.~
CharFound   You spam $N so much $E is now spummed.~
OthersFound $n spams $N so hard $E is now spummed.~
VictFound   $n spams you so hard you are now spummed.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        squeak~
CharNoArg   You squeak like a mouse.~
OthersNoArg $n squeaks like a mouse.~
CharFound   You squeak at $M.~
OthersFound $n squeaks at $N.  Is $e a man or a mouse?~
VictFound   $n squeaks at you.  Is $e a man or a mouse?~
CharAuto    You squeak at yourself like a mouse.~
OthersAuto  $n squeaks at $mself like a mouse.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        squeal~
CharNoArg   You squeal with delight.~
OthersNoArg $n squeals with delight.~
CharFound   You squeal at $M.~
OthersFound $n squeals at $N.  Wonder why?~
VictFound   $n squeals at you.  You must be doing something good.~
CharAuto    You squeal at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n squeals at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        squeeze~
CharNoArg   Where, what, how, whom?~
CharFound   You squeeze $M fondly.~
OthersFound $n squeezes $N fondly.~
VictFound   $n squeezes you fondly.~
CharAuto    You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!~
OthersAuto  $n squeezes $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        squint~
CharNoArg   Bright light!  Bright light!~
OthersNoArg $n hides $s wee pupils from Ra's menacing globe.~
CharFound   $N glows with energy!~
OthersFound $n hides $s wee pupils from $N's radiant aura.~
VictFound   $n hides $s wee pupils from your radiant aura.~
CharAuto    You attempt to invert your eyeballs.  That's GOTTA hurt.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to hide $s wee pupils from themself.  They glow with strangeness!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        squirm~
CharNoArg   You squirm guiltily.~
OthersNoArg $n squirms guiltily.  Looks like $e did it.~
CharFound   You squirm in front of $M.~
OthersFound $n squirms in front of $N.~
VictFound   $n squirms in front of you.  You make $m nervous.~
CharAuto    You squirm and squirm and squirm...~
OthersAuto  $n squirms and squirms and squirm....~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        squish~
CharNoArg   You squish your toes into the sand.~
OthersNoArg $n squishes $s toes into the sand.~
CharFound   You squish $M between your legs.~
OthersFound $n squishes $N between $s legs.~
VictFound   $n squishes you between $s legs.~
CharAuto    You squish yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n squishes $mself.  OUCH.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stare~
CharNoArg   You stare at the sky.~
OthersNoArg $n stares at the sky.~
CharFound   You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes.~
OthersFound $n stares dreamily at $N.~
VictFound   $n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.~
CharAuto    You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.~
OthersAuto  $n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        steam~
CharNoArg   You are so angry that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of your ears.~
OthersNoArg $n is so angry that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of $s ears.~
CharFound   You are so angry at $N that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of your ears.~
OthersFound $n is so angry at $N that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of $s ears!~
VictFound   $n is so angry at you that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of $s ears!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stern~
CharNoArg   Who should you be stern to?~
OthersNoArg $n is in a stern mood.~
CharFound   You give $M a stern glare.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a stern glare.~
VictFound   $n gives you a stern glare.~
CharAuto    You wish to be stern to yourself?~
OthersAuto  $n is being stern to $Mself.  Must have been a really bad day.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sting~
CharNoArg   You act like Sting and go 'Woooooo...' at the turnbuckle.~
OthersNoArg At the turnbuckle, $n acts like Sting and goes 'Woooooo...'~
CharFound   You decend from the ceiling with a bat and point it at $N.~
OthersFound $n decends from the ceiling with a bat and points it at $N.~
VictFound   $n decends from the ceiling with a bat and points it at you.~
CharAuto    Sting hits you with his bat many times!  OWCH!~
OthersAuto  Sting hits $n with his bat many times!  OWCH!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stone~
CharNoArg   $n kicks a stone at nothing in particular.~
CharFound   You begin to pelt $M with large stones.~
OthersFound $n attempts to stone $N to death!  Eeeek!~
VictFound   $n throws several stones at you!  Owwww.  Are you gonna take that?~
CharAuto    The gods don't allow suicide.~
OthersAuto  $n picks up a rock and throws it straight up in the air.  Watch out!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        strangle~
CharNoArg   You feel the need to strangle someone.~
OthersNoArg $n gets a cruel look in $s eyes.~
CharFound   You strangle $M.~
OthersFound $n puts $s hands around $N's neck and strangles $m.~
VictFound   $n puts $s hands around your neck and strangles you.~
CharAuto    You try to strangle yourself.  *CHOKE GAG CHOKE*~
OthersAuto  $n tries to strangle $mself, maybe you should help out?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        strawman~
CharNoArg   You sing 'If I only had a brain.'~
OthersNoArg $n sings 'If I only had a brain.'~
CharFound   You dance around $M like a silly old straw man.~
OthersFound $n dances around $N like a silly old straw man.~
VictFound   $n dances around you like a silly old straw man.~
CharAuto    You begin to dance about like a straw man, but all your stuffing falls out.~
OthersAuto  $n begins to dance about like a straw man, but all $s stuffing falls out.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stretch~
CharNoArg   You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~
OthersNoArg $n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it?~
CharFound   You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~
OthersFound $n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it?~
VictFound   $n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it?~
CharAuto    You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~
OthersAuto  $n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stroke~
CharNoArg   Hrmmm...  Whose thigh did you want to caress?~
CharFound   You gently stroke $S inner thigh.~
OthersFound $n gently strokes $N's inner thigh...  Maybe they should get a room!~
VictFound   $n gently strokes your inner thigh with a light feathery touch.~
CharAuto    You are about to do something you would rather not be caught doing.~
OthersAuto  $n starts to do something disgusting and then stops.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        strut~
CharNoArg   Strut your stuff.~
OthersNoArg $n struts proudly.~
CharFound   You strut to get $S attention.~
OthersFound $n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.~
VictFound   $n struts, hoping to get your attention.~
CharAuto    You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.~
OthersAuto  $n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stuff~
CharNoArg   You stuff your imaginary friend into an extradimensional portal.~
OthersNoArg $n stuffs $s imaginary friend into an extradimensional portal.~
CharFound   You stuff $N into an extradimensional portal...where $E belongs.~
OthersFound $n stuffs $N into an extradimensional portal...where $E belongs.~
VictFound   $n stuffs you into an extradimensional portal...where you belong.~
CharAuto    You attempt to dive head first into an extradimensional portal.~
OthersAuto  $n attempts to hide by diving head first into an extradimensional portal.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        suck~
CharNoArg   You scream at the top of your lungs 'I SUCK!'~
OthersNoArg $n screams at the top of $s lungs 'I SUCK!'~
CharFound   You scream in $N's face 'YOU SUCK!'~
OthersFound $n screams in $N's face 'YOU SUCK!'~
VictFound   $n screams in your face 'YOU SUCK!'~
CharAuto    You scream at the top of your lungs 'I SUCK!'~
OthersAuto  $n screams at the top of $s lungs 'I SUCK!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        suffer~
CharNoArg   No xp again?  You suffer at the hands of fate.~
OthersNoArg $n is suffering.  Looks like $e can't seem to level.~
CharFound   You tell $M how you suffer whenever you're away from $M.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that $e suffers whenever they're apart.~
VictFound   $n tells you that $e suffers whenever you're apart.~
CharAuto    No xp again?  You suffer at the hands of fate.~
OthersAuto  $n is suffering.  Looks like $e can't seem to level.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sulk~
CharNoArg   You sulk.~
OthersNoArg $n sulks in the corner.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        surprise~
CharNoArg   You jump back in surprise.~
OthersNoArg $n jumps back in surprise.~
CharFound   You sneak up behind $N and shout 'BOO!'~
OthersFound $n sneaks up behind $N and shouts 'BOO!'~
VictFound   $n sneaks up behind you and shouts 'BOO!' making you jump in surprise.~
CharAuto    You attempt to surprise yourself, but it doesn't work.~
OthersAuto  $n attempts to surprise $mself, but it doesn't work.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sweat~
CharNoArg   You wipe the sweat from your brow.~
OthersNoArg $n wipes the sweat from $s brow.~
CharFound   You start to sweat at $N's presence..~
OthersFound $n starts to sweat at $N's presence..~
VictFound   $n starts to sweat at your presence..~
CharAuto    Man it's hot in here!~
OthersAuto  $n starts sweating profusely.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sweetheart~
CharNoArg   You are looking for someone to call sweetheart.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to call sweetheart.~
CharFound   You croon to $N 'Let me call you sweetheart.  I'm in love with you.'~
VictFound   $n croons to you 'Let me call you sweetheart.  I'm in love with you.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sweetie~
CharNoArg   You look for your sweetie but cannot find them.~
OthersNoArg $n looks for $s sweetie but cannot find them.~
CharFound   You spot $N and coo 'Hello Sweetie!'~
OthersFound $n spots $N and coos 'Hello Sweetie!'~
VictFound   $n spots you and coos 'Hello Sweetie!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        swoon~
CharNoArg   You swoon in ecstacy.~
OthersNoArg $n swoons in ecstacy.~
CharFound   You swoon in ecstacy at the thought of $M.~
OthersFound $n swoons in ecstacy at the thought of $N.~
VictFound   $n swoons in ecstacy as $e thinks of you.~
CharAuto    You swoon in ecstacy.~
OthersAuto  $n swoons in ecstacy.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tackle~
CharNoArg   You can't tackle the AIR!~
CharFound   You run over to $M and bring $M down!~
OthersFound $n runs over to $N and tackles $M to the ground!~
VictFound   $n runs over to you and tackles you to the ground!~
CharAuto    You wrap your arms around yourself, and throw yourself to the ground.~
OthersAuto  $n wraps $s arms around $mself and brings $mself down!?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tag~
CharNoArg   You shout 'Enough killing!  Let's play some tag!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Enough killing!  Let's play some tag!'~
CharFound   You slap $N on the back and scream 'You're it slowpoke!'~
OthersFound $n slaps $N on the back and screams 'You're it slowpoke!'~
VictFound   $n slaps you on the back and screams 'You're it slowpoke!'~
CharAuto    You dodges your left hand, but are led directly into your right!  Fool!~
OthersAuto  $n dodges $s left hand, but is led directly into $s right!  Fool!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        talker~
CharNoArg   You announce 'Man, YakTalk rocks.  Pick up a copy!'~
OthersNoArg $n announces 'Man, YakTalk rocks.  Pick up a copy!'~
CharFound   You tell $N about YakTalk.~
OthersFound $n tells $N about YakTalk.~
VictFound   $n tells you 'Visit YakTalk sometime, that place kicks!'~
CharAuto    You say 'I visit my nearest YakTalk all the time...  They are always packed!'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'I visit my nearest YakTalk all the time...  They are always packed!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tamale~
CharNoArg   You are a hot tamale.  Arriba!~
OthersNoArg $n is one hot tamale.  Arriba!~
CharFound   You look at $N and think 'Wow!  What a hot tamale!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and thinks 'Wow!  What a hot tamale!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and thinks 'Wow!  What a hot tamale!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tap~
CharNoArg   You tap your foot impatiently.~
OthersNoArg $n taps $s foot impatiently.~
CharFound   You tap your foot impatiently.  Will $E ever be ready?~
OthersFound $n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for $N.~
VictFound   $n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for you.~
CharAuto    You tap yourself on the head.  Ouch!~
OthersAuto  $n taps $mself on the head.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tape~
CharNoArg   You pull out a roll of tape.~
OthersNoArg $n pulls out a roll of tape.~
CharFound   You tape $N's big mouth shut.~
OthersFound $n tapes $N's big mouth shut.~
VictFound   $n tapes your big mouth shut.~
CharAuto    You tape your own big mouth shut.~
OthersAuto  $n tapes $s own big mouth shut.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        taunt~
CharNoArg   You peer around you, looking for someone to taunt.~
OthersNoArg $n wants to taunt someone.~
CharFound   You taunt $M. Hope $E doesn't make you do it a second time!~
OthersFound $n is taunting $N.~
VictFound   $n taunts you cruelly, and threatens to do it again! Watch out!~
CharAuto    You really can't taunt yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n attempts to taunt $mself. Perhaps $e needs help?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        teapot~
CharNoArg   Where do your arms go again?~
OthersNoArg $n tries to remember the words to a song...~
CharFound   You place your arms in position and begin singing 'I'm a little teapot, short and stout...'~
OthersFound $n gets $s hands in position and beings doing the teapot dance.~
VictFound   $n puts $s hands in position and begins singing 'I'm a little teapot, short and stout' to you.~
CharAuto    You being doing the teapot dance for your own amusement...  Bored maybe?~
OthersAuto  $n begins singing and dancing to I'm a little teapot, better call the asylum.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tease~
CharNoArg   You look for someone to tease.~
OthersNoArg $n searches for a victim to tease.~
CharFound   You tease $M playfully.~
OthersFound $n is such a tease!~
VictFound   $n teases you playfully.~
CharAuto    You attempt to tease yourself.  Pick on someone else!~
OthersAuto  $n tries to tease $mself.  What a loon.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        teehee~
CharNoArg   You say 'tee hee' showing off your cute dimples.~
OthersNoArg $n shows off $s cute dimples saying 'tee hee'.~
CharFound   You show off your cute dimples to $N saying 'tee hee'.~
OthersFound $n shows of $s cute dimples to $N saying 'tee hee'.~
VictFound   $n shows off $s cute dimples to you saying 'tee hee'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        temple~
CharNoArg   You want to do what?  And to whom?~
CharFound   You begin to rub $S temples, attempting to reduce $S stress.~
OthersFound $n begins to rub $N's temples, $E then begins to relax.~
VictFound   $n begins to carefully massage your temples...  Your stress melts away.~
CharAuto    You rub your temples, your patience wearing thin.~
OthersAuto  $n rubs $s temples, looking rather impatient.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tender~
CharNoArg   You will enjoy it more if you choose someone to kiss.~
CharFound   You give $M a soft, tender kiss.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a soft, tender kiss.~
VictFound   $n gives you a soft, tender kiss.~
CharAuto    You'd better not, people may start to talk!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tendril~
CharNoArg   You reach up and move a stray strand of hair from your eyes.~
OthersNoArg $n reaches up to remove a stray whisp of hair from $s eyes.~
CharFound   You gently move a stray whisp of hair from $N's eyes.~
OthersFound $n reaches up to move a stray strand of hair from $N's eyes.~
VictFound   $n gently pushes the hair from your eyes.~
CharAuto    You reach up and move a stray strand of hair from your eyes.~
OthersAuto  $n casually flips the hair from in front of $s eyes~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        test~
CharNoArg   You exclaim 'This is Yakkov's Famous Test Social!'~
OthersNoArg $n exclaims 'This is Yakkov's Famous Test Social!'~
CharFound   You say 'Hey, look at me.  I am testing you, $N, for Yakkov!'~
OthersFound $n says 'Hey, look at me.  I am testing you, $N, for Yakkov!'~
VictFound   $n says 'Hey, look at me.  I am testing you, $N, for Yakkov!'~
CharAuto    You test yourself in hopes Yakkov sees it.~
OthersAuto  $n tests $mself in hopes Yakkov sees it.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        thank~
CharNoArg   Thank whom?~
CharFound   You thank $N heartily.~
OthersFound $n thanks $N heartily.~
VictFound   $n thanks you heartily.~
CharAuto    You thank yourself since nobody else wants to!~
OthersAuto  $n thanks $mself since you won't.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        throttle~
CharNoArg   Whom do you want to throttle?~
CharFound   You throttle $M till $E is blue in the face.~
OthersFound $n throttles $N about the neck, until $E passes out.  THUNK!~
VictFound   $n throttles you about the neck until you pass out.  THUNK!~
CharAuto    That might hurt!  Better not do it!~
OthersAuto  $n is getting a crazy look in $s eye again.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        thwap~
CharNoArg   You swing about in vain trying to thwap someone.~
OthersNoArg $n tries in vain to thwap someone who isn't here.~
CharFound   You THWAP $N for being a moron.~
OthersFound $n THWAPS $N for being a moron.~
VictFound   $n THWAPS you for being a moron. ~
CharAuto    You thwap yourself in the forehead. You loser.~
OthersAuto  $n thwaps $mself for being a moron.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tickle~
CharNoArg   Whom do you want to tickle?~
CharFound   You tickle $N.~
OthersFound $n tickles $N.~
VictFound   $n tickles you - hee hee hee.~
CharAuto    You tickle yourself, how funny!~
OthersAuto  $n tickles $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tingle~
CharNoArg   You feel all warm and tingly!~
OthersNoArg $n smiles contentedly, feeling all warm and tingly!~
CharFound   You feel all tingly as you set your eyes upon $N!~
OthersFound $N tingles with delight as $E is graced with a smile from $n.~
VictFound   $n stares at you with a warm, tingly look on $s face!  You slowly back away...~
CharAuto    You feel all warm and tingly!~
OthersAuto  $n smiles contentedly, feeling all warm and tingly!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tipcap~
CharNoArg   You tip your cap to everyone in the room.~
OthersNoArg $n tips $s cap to everyone in the room.~
CharFound   You tip your cap to $N.~
OthersFound $n tips $s cap to $N. My how chivalrous!~
VictFound   $n tips $s cap to you. My how chivalrous!~
CharAuto    You tip your cap to yourself, hoping someone may take the hint and acknowledge your presence.~
OthersAuto  $n tips $s cap to $mself, hoping in vain to have $s presence acknowledged.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tissue~
CharNoArg   You search for a tissue.~
OthersNoArg $n searches for a tissue.~
CharFound   You give $M a tissue. Awwww.~
OthersFound $n gallantly gives $N a tissue.~
VictFound   $n hands you a tissue in an attempt to ease your pain.~
CharAuto    You search for a tissue.  Hope you find one quickly.~
OthersAuto  $n looks for a tissue.  Poor baby.  *SNIFF*~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tkiss~
CharNoArg   You will enjoy it more if you choose someone to kiss.~
CharFound   You give $M a soft, tender kiss.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a soft, tender kiss.~
VictFound   $n gives you a soft, tender kiss.~
CharAuto    You'd better not, people may start to talk!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tmi~
CharNoArg   You say 'Too much information'.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Too much information'.~
CharFound   You say 'Too much information' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Too much information' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Too much information' to you.~
CharAuto    You think 'maybe I gave $m too much information'.~
OthersAuto  $n is thinking quietly to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tomato~
CharNoArg   You heft a large, rotten tomato and say 'Ketchup anyone?'~
OthersNoArg $n hefts a rotten tomato and wonders if you would like to come a bit closer.~
CharFound   You whip a rotten tomato at $N!~
OthersFound $n whips a rotten tomato at $N!~
VictFound   $n whips a rotten tomato at you!  SPLAT!!!~
CharAuto    You toss a tomato straight up in the air.  SPLAT!  Boy it looks like you got tomato sauce all over your face.~
OthersAuto  Look out!  $n is the wild tomato tosser everyone warned you about.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tongue~
CharNoArg   You stick your tongue out.  How childish!~
OthersNoArg $n sticks $s tongue out.  How juvenile of $m!~
CharFound   You stick out your tongue at $N.  How impressed $E is with you now!~
OthersFound $n sticks $s tongue out at $N, apparently thinking this will impress $M.  Whadda jerk!~
VictFound   $n sticks $s tongue out at you, apparently thinking it will impress you.  Whadda fool!~
CharAuto    You stick your tongue out. How childish!~
OthersAuto  $n sticks $s tongue out. How juvenile of $m!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        toolow~
CharNoArg   You sing 'I am too low...  too low...  too low...  for zero!'~
OthersNoArg $n sings 'I am too low...  too low...  too low...  for zero!'~
CharFound   You sing 'I am too low...  too low...  too low...  for zero!' to $N.~
OthersFound $n sings 'I am too low...  too low...  too low...  for zero!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n sings 'I am too low...  too low...  too low...  for zero!' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Did you know 2V40 was sung by Elton John in 1983?'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Did you know 2V40 was sung by Elton John in 1983?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        toomuchtime~
CharNoArg   You sing 'I've got too much *CLAP* *CLAP* time on my hands...'~
OthersNoArg $n sings 'I've got too much *CLAP* *CLAP* time on my hands...'~
CharFound   You sing 'I've got too much *CLAP* *CLAP* time on my hands...' to $N.~
OthersFound $n sings 'I've got too much *CLAP* *CLAP* time on my hands...' to $N.~
VictFound   $n sings 'I've got too much *CLAP* *CLAP* time on my hands...' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Did you know Too Much Time on My Hands was sung by Styx in 1978?'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Did you know Too Much Time on My Hands was sung by Styx in 1978?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        toosweet~
CharNoArg   You imitate Hollywood Hogan and say 'The nWo is just too sweeeeeet!'~
OthersNoArg $n imitates Hollywood Hogan and says 'The nWo is just too sweeeeeet!'~
CharFound   You chant 'The nWo is just too sweet!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n chants 'The nWo is just too sweet!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n chants 'The nWo is just too sweet!' to you.~
CharAuto    You imitate Kevin Nash and say 'The Wolfpac is just too sweeeeeet!'~
OthersAuto  $n imitates Kevin Nash and says 'The Wolfpac is just too sweeeeeet!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        torture~
CharNoArg   You have to torture someone!~
CharFound   You torture $M with rusty weapons!  Muhahahaha!~
OthersFound $n tortures $N with rusty weapons, $E must have been REAL bad!~
VictFound   $n tortures you with rusty weapons!  What did you DO!?!~
CharAuto    You torture yourself with rusty weapons.  Was it good for you?~
OthersAuto  $n tortures $mself with rusty weapons.  Looks like $e enjoys it!?!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        touche~
CharNoArg   With a cry of 'TOUCHE!' you smite your imaginary opponent.~
OthersNoArg $n waves $s sword around in the air, doing $s Zorro impression or something.~
CharFound   You touch your sword to $S chest and say 'Touche!'~
OthersFound $n touches $s sword to $N's chest and says 'Touche!'~
VictFound   $n touches $s sword to your chest and says 'Touche!'~
CharAuto    With an amazing flourish of steel, you drive your sword into your own chest.~
OthersAuto  $n drives $s sword into $s own chest and gurgles 'Touche...' before falling dead.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tralala~
CharNoArg   You try to sing.  Best you can manage is 'tra la la'.~
OthersNoArg $n goes 'tra la la'~
CharFound   You croon to $N 'tra la la'.~
OthersFound $n croons to $N 'tra la la'.~
VictFound   $n croons to you 'tra la la'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        transform~
CharNoArg   You say 'transform!' and morph.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'transform!' and morphs.~
CharFound   You say 'transform!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'transform!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'transform!' to you.~
CharAuto    You wonder if you can morph.~
OthersAuto  $n ponders to $mself the wonders of morphing.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tribble~
CharNoArg   You cut the legs off a hamster and call it a tribble.~
OthersNoArg $n cuts the legs off a hamster and calls it a tribble.~
CharFound   You cut off $N's arms and legs and call $M a tribble.~
OthersFound $n cuts off $N's arms and legs and calls $M a tribble.~
VictFound   $n cuts off your arms and legs and calls you a tribble.  Aaah!~
CharAuto    You cut off your legs and then on arm, but soon realize you can't manage to cut off your last remaining appendage... you are a pitiful tribble.~
OthersAuto  $n cuts off $s legs and then on arm, but soon realizes $e can't manage to cut off $s last remaining appendage... $e is a pitiful tribble.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tsk~
CharNoArg   You go 'Tsk tsk tsk.'~
OthersNoArg $n goes 'Tsk tsk tsk.'~
CharFound   You tsk at $S comment.~
OthersFound $n tsks at $N's comment. ~
VictFound   $n tsks at your comment.~
CharAuto    You tsk at yourself, for some odd reason.~
OthersAuto  $n tsks at $mself, for some odd reason.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tuck~
CharNoArg   You search in vain for someone to tuck you in.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to tuck $m in.~
CharFound   You smile at $N and tuck $M into bed.~
OthersFound $n smiles at $N and tucks $M into bed.~
VictFound   $n tucks you into bed and smiles at you.~
CharAuto    You tuck yourself into a ball and roll across the room.~
OthersAuto  $n tucks $mself into a ball and rolls across the room.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tummy~
CharNoArg   You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.~
OthersNoArg $n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery.~
CharFound   You rub your tummy and ask $M for some food.~
OthersFound $n rubs $s tummy and asks $N for some food.~
VictFound   $n rubs $s tummy and asks you for some food.  Please?~
CharAuto    You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.~
OthersAuto  $n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        turkey~
CharNoArg   You stand up full and gobble like a turkey.~
OthersNoArg $n rises up and gobbles like a turkey.~
CharFound   You look at $N and think what a turkey!~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and thinks 'What a turkey!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and wishes you were a big turkey.  Is Thanksgiving coming?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        turtle~
CharNoArg   You pull your head back into your shell.~
OthersNoArg $n pulls $s head back into $s shell.~
CharFound   You pull your head back into your shell in an effort to hide from $N.~
OthersFound $n pulls $s head back into $s head in an effort to hide from $N.~
VictFound   $n pulls $s head back into $s shell in an effort to hide from you.~
CharAuto    You want to turn into a turtle?  Try building a cocoon!~
OthersAuto  $n wants to be a turtle.  Perhaps $e should build a cocoon!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tv~
CharNoArg   You change the channel on the television.~
OthersNoArg $n changes the channel on the television.~
CharFound   You point the remote control at $M in hopes to mute $M.~
OthersFound $n points the remote control at $M in hopes to mute $M.~
VictFound   $n points the remote control at you in hopes to mute you.~
CharAuto    You change the channel on the television to your favorite channel.~
OthersAuto  $n changes the channel on the television to what looks like pornography.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        twiddle~
CharNoArg   You patiently twiddle your thumbs.~
OthersNoArg $n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.~
CharFound   You twiddle $S ears.~
OthersFound $n twiddles $N's ears.~
VictFound   $n twiddles your ears.~
CharAuto    You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.~
OthersAuto  $n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        twitch~
CharNoArg   You twitch nervously.~
OthersNoArg $n twitches nervously.~
CharFound   Your left eye begins to twitch uncontrollably.~
OthersFound $n begins to twitch uncontrollably.~
VictFound   $n twitches repeatedly.~
CharAuto    You twitch.~
OthersAuto  $n is twitching uncontrollably.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        type~
CharNoArg   You throw up yur handz in disgust at your losy tpying skils.~
OthersNoArg $n throws up $s handz in disgust at $s losy tpying skils.~
CharFound   $N can't type very well.~
OthersFound $N can't type very well.~
VictFound   $n laughs at your lack of typing ability.~
CharAuto    You throw up yur handz in disgust at your losy tpying skils.~
OthersAuto  $n throws up $s handz in disgust at $s losy tpying skils.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        u2~
CharNoArg   You say 'You too?'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'You too?'~
CharFound   You say 'You too?' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'You too?' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'You too?' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'I did too!'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'I did too!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ucmm~
CharNoArg   You announce 'Visit UCMM at:  http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Arena/4066/home1.htm'~
OthersNoArg $n announces 'Visit UCMM at:  http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Arena/4066/home.htm'~
CharFound   You tell $M about UCMM.~
OthersFound $n tells $N about UCMM.~
VictFound   $n tells you 'Visit UCMM at: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Arena/4066'.~
CharAuto    You better go and see a doctor about your problem with talking to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n is talking to thierselves - RUN!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ugh~
CharNoArg   You scratch your head and say 'Uggghh, I should know this.'~
OthersNoArg $n scratches $s head and says 'Ugggggh, I should know this.'~
CharFound   You take one look at $N and run away screaming 'Uggggggh!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and screams 'Ugggggggghhhhh!' in pure terror!~
VictFound   $n covers $s eyes and runs off screaming 'UGGGGGH!' after looking at you.~
CharAuto    You ugh at yourself in contempt.~
OthersAuto  $n catches a glimpse of $self in a mirror and screams 'UGGGGGGGGH!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        unfear~
CharNoArg   You will not live in fear.~
OthersNoArg $n opts not to live in fear.~
CharFound   You opt not to live in fear of $N.~
OthersFound $n opts not to live in fear of $N.~
VictFound   $n opts not to live in fear of you.~
CharAuto    You opt not to live in fear of yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n opts not to live in fear of $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        uplift~
CharNoArg   You summon a mystical hand to provide aid.~
OthersNoArg $n tries to summon a mystical hand to do $s bidding.~
CharFound   You summon a healing hand for $N, but it backfires!  A demon hand appears and begins to thrash $M about the head repeatedly!~
OthersFound $N is slapped from afar by a strange mystical hand.~
VictFound   A mystical hand appears in front of you and *THWAPS* you hard!~
CharAuto    You attempt to summon a mystical hand to do your bidding.~
OthersAuto  You watch in horror as the mystical hand is summoned by $n.  The spell backfires and the hand begins to beat $m senseless!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ut~
CharNoArg   You intone solemnly 'Rest...IN...Peace.'~
OthersNoArg $n intones solemnly 'Rest...IN...Peace.'~
CharFound   You plant $N with the Tombstone Piledriver.~
OthersFound $n plants $N with the Tombstone Piledriver.~
VictFound   $n plants you with the Tombstone Piledriver.~
CharAuto    You are the Lord of Darkness and Taker of Wayward Souls.~
OthersAuto  $n is the Lord of Darkness and Taker of Wayward Souls.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        vbite~
CharNoArg   You bare your fangs.~
OthersNoArg $n bares $s fangs and peers around nonchalantly.~
CharFound   You sensually brush $N's neck with your lips before sucking $S blood!~
OthersFound $n softly brushes $N's neck with $s lips, and then BITES!~
VictFound   $n bites your neck!  Ouchhhh!~
CharAuto    Now, if you could bite your own neck...  I'd worry!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        veddy~
CharNoArg   You act like Latka Gravis and say 'Thank you veddy, veddy much!'~
OthersNoArg $n acts like Latka Gravis and says 'Thank you veddy, veddy much!'~
CharFound   You say to $N 'Thank you veddy, veddy much!'~
OthersFound $n says to $N 'Thank you veddy, veddy much!'~
VictFound   $n says to you 'Thank you veddy, veddy much!'~
CharAuto    You say 'Andy Kaufman was a great comedian.  He played Latka Gravis on Taxi.'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Andy Kaufman was a great comedian.  He played Latka Gravis on Taxi.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        village~
CharNoArg   You know there's a village idiot in every village.  Why can't you find it here?  You boggle.~
OthersNoArg $n searches for the town imbecile in vain. You notice the 'Village Idiot' sign attached to $s armor.~
CharFound   You dub $N the new Village idiot.~
OthersFound $n proudly introduces $N, the Village Idiot!~
VictFound   $n has dubbed thee Village Idiot!  Congratulations!~
CharAuto    Ack!  You realize you're the village idiot they all talk about!~
OthersAuto  $n prances around proclaiming $mself village idiot!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wabe~
CharNoArg   You wabe goodbye.~
OthersNoArg $n wabes goodbye. ($e meant to wave, but $e missed the 'V' key)~
CharFound   You wabe goodbye to $N.~
OthersFound $n wabes goodbye to $N. ($e meant to wave, but $e missed the 'V' key)~
VictFound   $n wabes goodbye to you. ($e meant to wave, but $e missed the 'V' key)~
CharAuto    You wabe goodbye to yourself. Are you feeling okay?~
OthersAuto  $n wabes goodbye to $mself. ($e meant to wave, but $e missed the 'V' key)~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        waddle~
CharNoArg   You waddle around, imitating a penguin.~
OthersNoArg $n waddles around imitating a penguin.  Maybe $e will squawk next!~
CharFound   You waddle at $N, like a penguin!~
OthersFound $n waddles at $N like a penguin!  Maybe $e will squawk next!~
VictFound   $n waddles at you like a penguin!  Maybe $e will squawk next!~
CharAuto    You waddle at yourself like a penguin!  Feeling alright?~
OthersAuto  $n waddles at $mself like a penguin!  Wonder if $e is feeling alright.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        waggle~
CharNoArg   You waggle your finger at nothing!  Feeling delusional?~
OthersNoArg $n waggles $s finger at nothing.  Is $e feeling ok?~
CharFound   You waggle your finger at $N.  What did $E do?~
OthersFound $n waggles $s finger at $N, for some reason.~
VictFound   $n waggles $s finger at you!  What did you do?'~
CharAuto    You waggle your finger at yourself!  Have you lost it?~
OthersAuto  $n waggles $s finger at $mself, $e is really gone now...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wall~
CharNoArg   You bash your head into the wall in frustration.~
OthersNoArg $n bashes their head into the wall in frustration.~
CharFound   You grab $N's neck and slam their head into the wall.~
OthersFound $n grabs $N's neck and slams their head into the wall~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wanker~
CharNoArg   You slimy fisted wanker!~
OthersNoArg $n is a slimy fisted wanker!~
CharFound   You call $N a slimy fisted wanker.~
OthersFound $n just called $N a slimy fisted wanker!~
VictFound   $n tells you to keep your hands out of your pants.~
CharAuto    That's gross...~
OthersAuto  $n puts $s hand in $s pants and starts to do something disgusting...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        want~
CharNoArg   You whine 'I want it...'~
OthersNoArg $n whines 'I want it...'~
CharFound   You whine 'I want it...' to $M.~
OthersFound $n whines 'I want it...' to $N.~
VictFound   $n whines 'I want it...' to you.~
CharAuto    You list your wants and needs on your fingers.~
OthersAuto  $n counts on $s fingers and mumbles something about wants...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wave~
CharNoArg   You wave.~
OthersNoArg $n waves happily.~
CharFound   You wave goodbye to $N.~
OthersFound $n waves goodbye to $N.~
VictFound   $n waves goodbye to you.  Have a good journey.~
CharAuto    Are you going on adventures as well?~
OthersAuto  $n waves goodbye to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wb~
CharNoArg   You proclaim 'Welcome Back!'~
OthersNoArg $n proclaims 'Welcome Back!'~
CharFound   You proclaim 'Welcome Back $N!'~
OthersFound $n is welcoming back $N!~
VictFound   $n welcomes you back!~
CharAuto    You think 'Welcome Back brain!  Long time no hear...'~
OthersAuto  $n is thinking.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wedgie~
CharNoArg   You give the air a wedgie~
OthersNoArg $n gives the air a wedgie?  What a weirdo!~
CharFound   You give $N a monster wedgie!  OWWWW!~
OthersFound $n gives $N a wedgie, run or you might be next!~
VictFound   Your leggings violently go into your butt as $n gives you a monster wedgie!  OWWWW!~
CharAuto    You give yourself a wedgie? - Kinky!~
OthersAuto  $n pulls $s leggings up violently! - Kinky!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        weep~
CharNoArg   You weep uncontrollably.  You are unconsolable.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to weep uncontrollably breaking down into a huge sobbing fit.~
CharFound   You begin to weep uncontrollably.  What has $N done to make you so unconsolable?~
OthersFound $n begins to weep uncontrollably.  What has $N done to make $m so unconsolable?~
VictFound   $n begins to weep uncontrollably.  What have you done to $m?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        weird~
CharNoArg   You been spending most your life living in an Amish paradise.~
OthersNoArg $n's been spending most $s life living in an Amish paradise.~
CharFound   You tell $N $E might as well face it, $E's addicted to muds.~
OthersFound $n tells $N $E might as well face it, $E's addicted to muds.~
VictFound   $n tells you you might as well face it, you're addicted to muds.~
CharAuto    You're on a grapefruit diet (diet!)...no more chocolate eclairs...grapefruit diet (diet!)...gotta decrease your derriere.~
OthersAuto  $n's on a grapefruit diet (diet!)...no more chocolate eclairs...grapefruit diet (diet!)...gotta decrease $s derriere.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        welcome~
CharNoArg   You say 'Welcome...  You've got mail!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Welcome...  You've got mail!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        whap~
CharNoArg   You whap the air, and it howls in pain.~
OthersNoArg $n whaps the air, and it howls in pain!~
CharFound   You whap $M upside the head, wondering what $E was thinking.~
OthersFound $n whaps $N upside the head!~
VictFound   $n whaps you upside the head!  That hurt!~
CharAuto    You whap yourself upside the head!  What's wrong with you?~
OthersAuto  $n whaps himself upside the head!  What's wrong with $m?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        what~
CharNoArg   You ask 'What?'~
OthersNoArg $n asks 'What?'~
CharFound   You ask $N 'What?'~
OthersFound $n asks $N 'What?'~
VictFound   $n asks you 'What?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        whee~
CharNoArg   You jump up into the air and shout 'Wheeeee!'~
OthersNoArg $n jumps up into the air and hollers  'Wheeeee!'~
CharFound   You are so happy to see $N you jump into the air and holler 'Wheeeeeee!'~
OthersFound $n is so happy to see $N that $e jumps into the air and hollers 'Wheeeeee!'~
VictFound   $n is so happy to see you that $e jumps into the air and hollers 'Wheeeeee!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        when~
CharNoArg   You ask 'When?'~
OthersNoArg $n asks 'When?'~
CharFound   You ask $N 'When?'~
OthersFound $n asks $N 'When?'~
VictFound   $n asks you 'When?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        whimper~
CharNoArg   You whimper in fear.~
OthersNoArg $n whimpers in fear.~
CharFound   You whimper in fear of $S awesomeness.~
OthersFound $n whimpers in fear of $N's awesomeness.~
VictFound   $n whimpers in fear of your awesomeness.~
CharAuto    You whimper at your own awesomeness.~
OthersAuto  $n whimers at $s own awesomeness.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        whine~
CharNoArg   You whine like the great whiners of the century.~
OthersNoArg $n whines 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hitpoints..  I...'~
CharFound   You whine to $M like the great whiners of the century.~
OthersFound $n whines to $N 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hp...  I..'~
VictFound   $n whines to you 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hp...  I...'~
CharAuto    You whine like the great whiners of the century.~
OthersAuto  $n whines 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hitpoints..  I...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        whistle~
CharNoArg   You whistle appreciatively.~
OthersNoArg $n whistles appreciatively.~
CharFound   You whistle at the sight of $M.~
OthersFound $n whistles at the sight of $N.~
VictFound   $n whistles at the sight of you.~
CharAuto    You whistle a little tune to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n whistles a little tune to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        why~
CharNoArg   You look up at the heavens and cry out 'Why?  Why?  Why?'~
OthersNoArg $n looks up at the heavens and cries out 'Why?  Why?  Why?'~
CharFound   You ask $N 'Why?  Why?  Why?'~
OthersFound $n asks $N 'Why?  Why?  Why?'~
VictFound   $n asks you 'Why?  Why?  Why?'~
CharAuto    You look up at the heavens and ask 'Why me?'~
OthersAuto  $n looks up at the heavens and asks 'Why me?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wicked~
CharNoArg   Your face lights up as you exclaim 'Wicked!'~
OthersNoArg $n's face lights up as $e exclaims 'Wicked!'~
CharFound   You look at $N and exclaim 'Wicked!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and exclaims 'Wicked!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and exclaims 'Wicked!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wiggle~
CharNoArg   Your wiggle your bottom.~
OthersNoArg $n wiggles $s bottom.~
CharFound   You wiggle your bottom toward $M.~
OthersFound $n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.~
VictFound   $n wiggles $s bottom towards you.~
CharAuto    You wiggle about like a fish.~
OthersAuto  $n wiggles about like a fish.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        willis~
CharNoArg   You say 'Whatcha talkin' 'bout Willis?'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Whatcha talkin' 'bout Willis?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wince~
CharNoArg   You wince.  Ouch!~
OthersNoArg $n winces.  Ouch!~
CharFound   You wince at $M.~
OthersFound $n winces at $N.~
VictFound   $n winces at you.~
CharAuto    You wince at yourself.  Ouch!~
OthersAuto  $n winces at $mself.  Ouch!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wink~
CharNoArg   You wink suggestively.~
OthersNoArg $n winks suggestively.~
CharFound   You wink suggestively at $N.~
OthersFound $n winks at $N.~
VictFound   $n winks suggestively at you.~
CharAuto    You wink at yourself? - What are you up to?~
OthersAuto  $n winks at $mself! - Something strange is going on...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        witch~
CharNoArg   You announce to all that you are indeed a witch!~
OthersNoArg $n announces that $e is a witch.  You wonder where that frog came from.~
CharFound   You whisper to $N that you are a witch.  $N is afraid you will turn $M into a frog.~
OthersFound $n informs $N that $e is a witch and is trying to remember the spell to turn $N into a frog.~
VictFound   $n informs you $e is a witch and is trying to remember the spell to turn you into a frog.~
CharAuto    You think you are a witch?  Hmmm...  You could be right.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e is a witch and $e probably is right.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        woah~
CharNoArg   You say 'Wooooooah!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Wooooooah!'~
CharFound   You say to $N 'Woah dude, this rocks!'~
OthersFound $n says to $N 'Woah dude, this rocks!'~
VictFound   $n says to you 'Woah dude, this rocks!'~
CharAuto    You say 'Woah dude!'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Woah dude!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        women~
CharNoArg   You wonder why women go to the bathroom together.~
OthersNoArg $n ponders why women do the things they do.~
CharFound   You shrug in response to $N and say 'Women, can't live with em, can't shoot em and get away with it...'~
OthersFound $n tries to explain the mystery of women and the way they think to $N, with no apparant luck.~
VictFound   $n says 'Bah...  Women, I don't understand them' to you.~
CharAuto    You wish you could understand women, why do they do that?~
OthersAuto  $n tries to figure out women, get back to $m in a couple hundred years.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        woof~
CharNoArg   You lift your head towards the moon and cry 'Woooooof!'~
OthersNoArg $n looks around and barks 'Woof!'~
CharFound   You look at $N and 'Woof' loudly.~
OthersFound $n barks at $N. (The asylum may be short a few clients)~
VictFound   $n looks at you and says 'Woof, woof, woof!'~
CharAuto    You bark at yourself.  (The mud administrators suggest you seek professional help.)~
OthersAuto  The mud administrators suggest $N seek professional help as barking is not a normal action.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        woohoo~
CharNoArg   You jump and shout wOOhOO!!!~
OthersNoArg $n jumps and shouts wOOhOO!!!~
CharFound   You jump in $S direction and shout wOOhOO!!!~
OthersFound $n almost falls on $N as $e jumps and shouts wOOhOO!!!~
VictFound   $n almost falls on you as $e jumps and shouts wOOhOO!!!~
CharAuto    You jump and shout wOOhOO!!!  Man you're good!~
OthersAuto  $n jumps 10 feet high and shouts wOOhOO!!!  Watch out!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        worship~
CharNoArg   You worship the powers that be.~
OthersNoArg $n worships the powers that be.~
CharFound   You drop to your knees in homage of $M.~
OthersFound $n prostrates $mself before $N.~
VictFound   $n believes you are all powerful.~
CharAuto    You worship yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n worships $mself. - Ah, the conceitedness of it all.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wow~
CharNoArg   You say 'Wow!'.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Wow!'.~
CharFound   You say 'Wow!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Wow!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Wow!' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Wow!' to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Wow!' for $s own ego.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wriggle~
CharNoArg   You wriggle your toes for all to see.  Oooh! You sexy thing!~
OthersNoArg $n wriggles $s toes for all to see.  Oooh! What a sexy thing!~
CharFound   You wriggle your sexy toes for $N.  Ooooh! You sexy thing!~
OthersFound $n wriggles $s toes for $N.  Oooh!  What a sexy thing $e is!~
VictFound   $n wriggles $s toes for you.  Oooh.  What a sexy thing $e is!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        xena~
CharNoArg   You make like Xena and puff out your chest!~
OthersNoArg $n makes like Xena and puffs out $s chest.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yabba~
CharNoArg   You jump into the air and holler 'Yabba Dabba Doo!'~
OthersNoArg $n jumps up and hollers 'Yabba Dabba Doo!'~
CharFound   You look at $N and holler 'Yabba Dabba Doo!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and hollers 'Yabba Dabba Doo!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and hollers 'Yabba Dabba Doo!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yahoo~
CharNoArg   You go 'Yahoo!'~
OthersNoArg $n goes 'Yahoo!'~
CharFound   You face $N and go 'Yahoo!'~
OthersFound $n faces $N and goes 'Yahoo!'~
VictFound   $n faces you and goes 'Yahoo!'~
CharAuto    You jump high in the air and scream 'Yahoo!'~
OthersAuto  $n jumps high in the air and screams 'Yahoo!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yakkov~
CharNoArg   You say 'Where is Yakkov?  He is a full 1/2 hour late!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Where is Yakkov?  He is a full 1/2 hour late!'~
CharFound   You tell $N 'Why is Yakkov so late?  He said to meet him here!'~
VictFound   $n tells you 'Why is Yakkov so late?  He said to meet him here!'~
CharAuto    You look at YAKKOV SELF and say 'Hey everyone, I found Yakkov!'

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  --------           :!!!!!888888888888888888888888888888888888X!       ------

  --------          :!!!!!!##**88888888888888888888888888888888M!!       -----

  --------         !!!!!!!------!!##T#*88888888888888888******#M!!!      -----

  --------         !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:---!!!#888888*#TT?------!!-!!!!!!     -----

  --------        !!!!!!!!!!!--------<!!!!X88888!!!:-<<<!!!!!!!!!!!!     -----

  ---------       !!!X88WX!:::!!:--:H!:!!!88888@!!!!-------!!!!!!!!!     -----

  ----------!!:   !!!M888888WUHWWWWW88WW8!88888M8WUX!!::!!!::!!XX!!!!    -----

  -----------!!!:!!!!M8888888888888888888M88888@8888WWHWXXXXXWW88H!!!   ------

  -----------!!!!!!!!!M88888888888888888MM8888BRR8888888888888888M!!!!!!------

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        |_____||_____||_____|`\___/'|_____||__|__||_|_|_||__|__||_|___|~
OthersAuto  $n looks at YAKKOV SELF and says 'Hey everyone, I found Yakkov!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yawn~
CharNoArg   You must be tired.~
OthersNoArg $n yawns.~
CharFound   You yawn at $M.~
OthersFound $n yawns at $N.~
VictFound   $n yawns at you.~
CharAuto    You yawn because you are bored.~
OthersAuto  $n yawns because this is boring.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yay~
CharNoArg   You cheer.~
OthersNoArg $n cheers.~
CharFound   You cheer for $M.~
OthersFound $n cheers $N for $s good work.~
VictFound   $n cheers you for your good work.~
CharAuto    You cheer yourself for your good work.~
OthersAuto  $n cheers for $s own self.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yeah~
CharNoArg   You say 'Yeah.'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Yeah.'~
CharFound   You say 'Yeah.' to $N.~
OthersFound $n says 'Yeah.' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Yeah.' to you.~
CharAuto    You reassure yourself with a 'Yeah.'~
OthersAuto  $n reassures $mself with a 'Yeah.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yo-yo~
CharNoArg   You whip out a yo-yo and begin to play with it.~
OthersNoArg $n whips out a yo-yo and begins to play with it.~
CharFound   You look at $N and think 'What a yo-yo!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and thinks 'What a yo-yo!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and thinks 'What a yo-yo!'~
CharAuto    You wish you were a yo-yo?  Get a grip!~
OthersAuto  $n wishes $e was a yo-yo.  $n is a nutbar!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yoga~
CharNoArg   You begin to do some yogic meditations.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to do some yogic meditations.  Ooooo.~
CharFound   You begin to show $N some of your yogic flying.~
OthersFound $n begins showing $N some yogic flying techniques.~
VictFound   $n begins showing you some yogic flying techniques.~
CharAuto    You jump up in the air and begin yogic flying!~
OthersAuto  $n jumps up in the air and begins to yoga fly around the room.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yummy~
CharNoArg   Your rub your tummy and say 'Yummy!'~
OthersNoArg $n rubs $s tummy and exclaims 'Yummy!'~
CharFound   You look at $N and exclaim 'Yummy!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and exclaims 'Yummy!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and exclaims 'Yummy!'~
CharAuto    You think you are yummy?  How conceited!~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e is yummy.  How conceited!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yup~
CharNoArg   You say 'Yup!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Yup!'~
CharFound   You say 'Yup!  Yup!  Yup!' to $N.~
OthersFound $n says 'Yup!  Yup!  Yup!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Yup!  Yup!  Yup!' to you.~
CharAuto    You reassure yourself by saying 'Yup!'~
OthersAuto  $n reassures $mself by saying 'Yup!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        zombie~
CharNoArg   You shuffle through the room, a dazed look on your face, gurgling randomly.  Maybe it's time to log off...~
OthersNoArg $n shuffles through the room, a dazed look on $s face, gurgling randomly.  Maybe it's time to logoff...~
CharFound   You eye $N hungrily, uttering the word 'Brraaaaaiiiinnnssss...'~
OthersFound $n eyes $N hungrily, and utters the word 'Braaaaiiiinnnnnns...'  Hrm, maybe it's time to get outta here.~
VictFound   $n eyes $N hungrily, and utters the word 'Braaaaiiiinnnnnsss...'  Better leave before $e turns on you...~
CharAuto    You look into the mirror and see a hallow eyed, slack jawed, drooling, sleep deprived creature staring back at you.~
OthersAuto  $n wanders around the room, a slack jawed, drooling, sleep deprived creature, mumbling something about brains...~
End

#END