9 0 0
Isn't there someone you want to kiss?
#
You kiss $M.
$n kisses $N.
$n kisses you.
Never around when required.
All the lonely people :(
#

22 0 0
BOIINNNNNNGG!
$n bounces around.
#

23 1 0
You smile happily.
$n smiles happily.
You smile at $M.
$n beams a smile at $N.
$n smiles at you.
There's no one by that name around.
You smile at yourself.
$n smiles at $mself.


24 1 8
Feels silly, doesn't it?
$n tries to dance breakdance, but nearly breaks $s neck!
You lead $M to the dancefloor.
$n sends $N across the dancefloor.
$n sends you across the dancefloor.
Eh, WHO?
You skip and dance around by yourself.
$n skips a light Fandango.

26 0 0
You cackle gleefully.
$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!
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27 0 0
You roll on the floor with laughter.
$n rolls on the floor with laughter.
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28 0 0
You giggle.
$n giggles.
#

29 0 5
You shake your head.
$n shakes $s head.
You shake $S hand.
$n shakes $N's hand.
$n shakes your hand.
Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here.
You are shaken by yourself.
$n shakes and quivers like a bowlful of jelly.

30 0 0
You puke.
$n pukes.
You puke on $M.
$n pukes on $N.
$n pukes on your clothes!
Once again?
You puke on yourself.
$n pukes on $s clothes.

31 0 0
Grrrrrrrrrr...
$n growls.
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32 0 0
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
$n screams loudly!
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34 0 5
Do you feel uncomfortable?
#
You comfort $M.
$n comforts $N.
$n comforts you.
Comfort who?
You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.
#

35 1 0
You nod solemnly.
$n nods solemnly.
#

36 0 0
You sigh.
$n sighs loudly.
#

37 1 0
You sulk.
$n sulks in the corner.
#

49 1 5
Hug who?
#
You hug $M.
$n hugs $N.
$n hugs you.
Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
You hug yourself.
$n hugs $mself.

50 1 5
Who?
#
you snuggle $M.
$n snuggles up to $N.
$n snuggles up to you.
They aren't here.
Hmmm...
#

51 1 5
Who do you feel like cuddling today?
#
You cuddle $M.
$n cuddles $N.
$n cuddles you.
They aren't here.
You must feel very cuddly indeed..   :)
#

52 1 5
Nuzzle who??
#
You nuzzle $S neck softly.
$n softly nuzzles $N's neck.
$n softly nuzzles your neck.
No.. they aren't here..
I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.
#

53 0 5
Waaaaah..
$n bursts into tears.
You cry on $S shoulder.
$n cries on $N's shoulder.
$n cries on your shoulder.
Who's that?
You cry to yourself.
$n sobs quietly to $mself.

94 0 0
Poke who??
#
You poke $M in the ribs.
$n pokes $N in the ribs.
$n pokes you in the ribs.
You can't poke someone who's not here !.
You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.
$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.

96 0 5
Accuse who??
#
You look accusingly at $M.
$n looks accusingly at $N.
$n looks accusingly at you.
Accuse somebody who's not even there ??
You accuse yourself.
$n seems to have a bad conscience.

97 0 0
You grin evilly.
$n grins evilly.
#

98 0 5
You bow deeply.
$n bows deeply.
You bow before $M.
$n bows before $N.
$n bows before you.
Who's that?
You kiss your toes.
$n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes.

104 0 0
Clap, clap, clap.
$n gives a round of applause.
#

105 0 0
Your cheeks are burning.
$n blushes.
#

106 0 0
You burp loudly.
$n burps loudly.
#

107 0 0
You chuckle politely.
$n chuckles politely.
#

108 0 0
You clap your small hands together.
$n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.
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109 0 0
Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time !
$n coughs loudly.
#

110 0 0
You curtsey to your audience.
$n curtseys gracefully.
#

111 0 0
Where are your manners ?
$n lets off a real rip-roarer !
#

112 0 0
You flip head over heels.
$n flips head over heels.
#

113 0 5
Who needs to be fondled ?
#
You fondly fondle $M.
$n fondly fondles $N.
$n fondly fondles you.
You fondly try to fondle someone not in the room, but who cares.
You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it ?
$n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far !!

114 0 0
What's bothering you ?
$n frowns.
#

115 0 0
You gasp in astonishment.
$n gasps in astonishment.
#

116 0 5
You glare at nothing in particular.
$n glares around $m.
You glare icily at $M.
$n glares at $N.
$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.
You try to glare at somebody who is not present.
You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.
$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m ?

117 0 0
You groan loudly.
$n groans loudly.
#

118 0 5
Whom do you wish to grope ??
#
Well, what sort of noise do you expect here ?
$n gropes $N.
$n gropes you.
Try someone who's here.
You grope yourself - YUCK.
$n gropes $mself - YUCK.

119 0 0
*HIC*
$n hiccups.
#

120 0 0
You lick your mouth and smile.
$n licks $s mouth and smiles.
You lick $M.
$n licks $N.
$n licks you.
Lick away, nobody's here with that name.
You lick yourself.
$n licks $mself - YUCK.

121 0 0
You love the whole world.
$n loves everybody in the world.
You tell your true feelings to $N.
$n whispers softly to $N.
$n whispers to you sweet words of love.
Alas, your love is not present...
Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !)
$n loves $mself, can you believe it ?

122 0 0
You start to moan.
$n starts moaning.
#

123 0 0
Nibble on who ?
#
You nibble on $N's ear.
$n nibbles on $N's ear.
$n nibbles on your ear.
Sorry, not present.
You nibble on your OWN ear ???????????????????
$n nibbles on $s OWN ear ( I wonder how it is done !!).

124 0 0
Ah, don't take it so hard.
$n pouts.
#

125 0 0
MMMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW.
$n purrs contentedly.
#

126 0 0
You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.
#
You ruffle $N's hair playfully.
$n ruffles $N's hair playfully.
$n ruffles your hair playfully.
Might be a bit difficult.
You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy.
$n ruffles $s hair - weirdo !

127 0 0
Brrrrrrrrr.
$n shivers uncomfortably.
#

128 0 0
You shrug.
$n shrugs helplessly.
#

129 0 0
You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.
SEEK SHELTER AT ONCE ! $n has begun to sing.
#

130 0 0
Normally you slap SOMEBODY.
#
You slap $N.
$n slaps $N.
You are slapped by $n.
How about slapping someone in the same room as you ??
You slap yourself, silly you.
$n slaps $mself, really strange...

131 0 0
You smirk.
$n smirks.
#

132 0 0
PRONTO ! You snap your fingers.
$n snaps $s fingers.
#

133 0 0
Gesundheit !
$n sneezes.
#

134 0 0
You snicker softly.
$n snickers softly.
#

135 0 0
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*
$n sniffs sadly.
#

136 0 0
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
$n snores loudly.
#

137 0 0
You spit over your left shoulder.
$n spits over $s left shoulder.
You spit on $M.
$n spits $N in the face.
$n spits you in the face.
Can you spit that far ?
You drool down your front.
$n drools down $s front.

138 0 0
Where, what, how, WHO ???
#
You squeeze $M fondly.
$n squeezes $N fondly.
$n squeezes you fondly.
Where, what, how, WHO ???
You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little !
$n squeezes $mself.

139 0 5
You stare at the sky.
$n stares at the sky.
You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..
$n stares dreamily at $N.
$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.
You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere...
You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.
$n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST !

140 0 0
Strut your stuff.
$n struts proudly.
#

141 0 5
Thank you too.
#
You thank $N heartily.
$n thanks $N heartily.
$n thanks you heartily.
No one answers to that name here.
You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !
$n thanks #hself since you won't.

142 0 0
You patiently twiddle your thumbs.
$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.
#

143 0 0
You wave.
$n waves happily.
You wave goodbye to $N.
$n waves goodbye to $N.
$n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey.
They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye.
Are you going on adventures as well ??
$n waves goodbye to $mself.

144 0 0
You whistle appreciatively.
$n whistles appreciatively.
#

145 0 0
Your wiggle your bottom.
$n wiggles $s bottom.
#

146 0 5
Have you got something in your eye ?
$n winks suggestively.
You wink suggestively at $N.
$n winks at $N.
$n winks suggestively at you.
No one with that name is present.
You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to ?
$n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...

147 0 0
Gosh, will you trade those teeth for mine ?? - you get my glasseyes in the bargain too !
$n yawns.
#

148 0 0
Who do you want to throw a snowball at ??
#
You throw a snowball in $N's face.
$n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at $N.
$n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at you.
You stand with the snowball in your hand because your victim is not here.
You conjure a snowball from the thin air and throw it at yourself.
$n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself.

160 0 0
Kiss whom ??
#
You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...
$n kisses $N passionately.
$n gives you a long, slow, passion-filled kiss.
Your heart is filled with despair as that person is not here.
You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss you.
$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.

161 0 0
You comb your hair - perfect.
$n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen !
You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess !
$n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.
$n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.
That person is not here.
You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.
$n tries to comb $s tangled hair.

162 0 0
Massage what ? - thin air ?
#
You gently massage $N's shoulders.
$n massages $N's shoulders.
$n gently massages your shoulders - Ahhhhhhhhhh...
You can only massage someone in the same room as you.
You practise yoga as you try to massage yourself.
$n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself.

163 0 0
Who do you want to tickle ??
#
You tickle $N.
$n tickles $N.
$n tickles you - hee hee hee.
Who is that ??
You tickle yourself, how funny !
$n tickles $mself.

165 0 0
Pat who ??
#
You pat $N on $S back.
$n pats $N on $S back.
$n pats you on your back.
Who, where, what ??
You pat yourself on your back, very reassuring.
$n pats $mself on the back.

171 0 0
You swear loudly for a long time.
$n swears : #@*"*&^$$%@*&! !!!!!
#

176 0 0
You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.
$n begs and grovels to the powers that be.
You crawl in the dust before $M.
$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.
$n kisses the dirt at your feet.
No such person around; your prayers vanish into the endless voids.
Talk about narcissism...
$n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself.

178 0
You beg the gods for mercy. ( No way you're gonna get it ! :->)
The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.
You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.
$n begs you for money. You gratiously let $m peep at your fortune.
$n begs $N for a dime or two - or twenty !
Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment.
How ? - begging yourself for money doesn't help.
#

180 1 0
You cringe in terror.
$n cringes in terror!
You cringe away from $M.
$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.
$n cringes away from you.
I don't see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of?
I beg your pardon?
#

181 1 0
You dream of better times.
$n looks absent-minded, $s eyes staring into space.
#

182 1 5
Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly.
$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.
You stare at $M, fuming.
$n stares at $N, fuming with rage.
$n stares at you, fuming with rage!
Fume away.. they ain't here.
That's right - hate yourself!
$n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, fuming with anger.

183 1 0
You grovel in the dirt.
$n grovels in the dirt.
You grovel before $M
$n grovels in the dirt before $N.
$n grovels in the dirt before you.
Who?
That seems a little silly to me..
#

185 0 0
You happily hop around.
$n hops around happily.
#

185 1 0
wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more!
$n nudges you.
You nudge $M.
$n nudges $N.
$n nudges you, what the hell does $e want?
Who?
That seems a little silly to me...
#

186 1 0
You peer around
$n peers around, looking for something.
You peer at $N.
$n peers at $N.
$n peers at you suspiciously.
who?
You peer at yourself
$n studies $mself intently

187 1 0
You point in random directions, confusing everyone around you.
$n points at Someone.
You point at $M, how impolite.
$n points at $N.
$n points at you, uh oh, the gig is up!
You point at empty space, and feel foolish.
You point at yourself.
$n points at $mself

188 1 0
You ponder your problems.
$n ponders.
You ponder $M.
$n studies $N intently.
$n studies you intently.
You ponder their lack of existance.
You think, therefore you are.
$n ponders $s own existence.

189 1 0
You shadowbox dextrously.
$n shadowboxes.
You punch $M.
$n punches $N.
$n punches you, Ow, That Really HURT!
Who?
You knock yourself upside the head.
$n knocks $mself upside the head.

190 1 0
You snarl angrily.
$n snarls angrily.
You snarl at $M.
$n snarls at $N.
$n snarls at you, what did you do this time?
Who?
You snarl at yourself.
$n snarls at $mself.

191 1 0
Who?
#
You spank $M, what a naughty person!
$n spanks $N.
$n spanks you.. OW!
Who?
You bend over and swat yourself on the rear.
$n bends over and gives $mself a good spanking.

192 0 0
You feel steam rising from your collar.
Steam rises from $n's collar.
You steam at $M.
$n is really steamed at $N.
Steam rises from $n's collar as $e looks at you.
The rug? the carpet? what?
You steam yourself, and iron out the wrinkles.
$n steams $mself, and is now wrinkle free.

193 1 0
You produce a bait and tackle out of nowhere.
$n produces a bait and tackle from somewhere.
You try to tackle $M, but miss.
$n tries to tackle $N, but misses.
$n tries to tackle you, but you dodge out of the way.
who?
silly person.
#

194 0 6
Taunt who?
#
You slap $N around the room, taunting $M.
$n slaps $N around the room, taunting $M.
$n is taunting you.
Taunt WHO?
You taunt yourself... woo woo!
$n attempts to taunt $mself.

196 0 0
You whine piteously.
$n whines, shivers run up and down your spine.
#

197 1 0
You perform your daily worship ritual.
$n worships $s one true god.
You crawl in the dust before $M
$n worships $N.
$n worships before you.
Who?
That seems a little silly to me..

246 0 6
Bonk who?
#
You bonk $M on the head.
$n bonks $N on the head.
$n bonks you on the head.
The noggin has to be available first, doughhead.
You bonk yourself on the head.
$n bonks $mself on the head.

259 1 0
You mosh madly around in a circle.
$n moshes across the floor, dancing madly.
You mosh wildly with $N.
$n moshes with $N.
$n moshes madly across the floor with you.
You mosh madly around by yourself, cause they aren't around.
You mosh madly around by yourself.
$n moshes around madly.

289 0 0
Bite who?
#
You bare your fangs and bite $M on the neck.
$n bares $s fangs and bites $N on the neck.
$n bares $s fangs and bites you on the neck.
No neck like that around here!
You try to bite yourself.
$n tries in vain to bite $mself.

298 1 0
You yodel with the best of them
$n yodels'   YO DE LAY   HEE  HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'
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