#SOCIALS
aargh
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
$n throws back $s head and howls in profound frustration!
You scream your frustration and grab for $S throat with both hands!
$n howls in frustration, and leaps for $N, trying to throttle $M!
$n grabs for your throat with two hands, howling in frustration!
You get even MORE frustrated when you can't find anyone to throttle!
You scream in frustration at your own stupidity!
$n screams in frustration at $s own stupidity!
accuse 0 5
Accuse who??
$n is in an accusing mood.
You look accusingly at $M.
$n looks accusingly at $N.
$n looks accusingly at you.
Accuse somebody who's not even there ??
You accuse yourself.
$n seems to have a bad conscience.
ack
You gasp and say 'ACK!' at your mistake.
$n ACKS at $s big mistake.
You ACK $M.
$n ACKS $N.
$n ACKS you.
Who?
You ACK yourself.
$n ACKS $mself. Must be a bad day.
addict
You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'
$n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'
You tell $M that you are addicted to $S love.
$n tells $N that $e is addicted to $S love.
$n tells you that $e is addicted to your love.
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You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'
$n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'
adjust 5 0
You look around, make sure nobody is watching, and you adjust your "Tool."
$n looks around slyly, smiles, then reaches down and "adjusts" $mself...
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afk
You announce that you are going away from keyboard.
$n announces that $e is going away from keyboard.
You announce that you are going away from keyboard.
$n informs $N that $e is going away from keyboard.
$n informs you that $e is going away from keyboard.
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You announce that you are going away from keyboard.
$n announces that $e is going away from keyboard.
agitate
You squirm around in your seat.
$n looks a little agitated.
You become uncomfortable with $N's presence.
$n spies $N and begins to squirm.
$n becomes agitated as $e notices you in the room.
What is the problem here?
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agree 0 0
You agree absolutely.
$n agrees absolutely.
You nod in enthusiastic agreement with $N.
$n nods in enthusiastic agreement with $N.
$n nods in enthusiastic agreement with you.
Sorry, your target is absent.
You find yourself most agreeable.
$n agrees with $mself, of course.
air 0 0
You sizzle the air with your BITCHIN' guitar playing!
$n air-guitars like a mad man ... EXCELLENT!!!
You hope $E appreciates your (total lack of) talent.
$n is surrounded by air groupies.
$n plays a most excellent tune for you on $s most excellent air guitar.
Awww... you have no audience!
You play softly to yourself.
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anticipate 0 0
You murmur 'Sssssoonnn, my presssssciousssss...'
$n murmurs 'Ssssssooonnnn, my pressssscioussss...'
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apolacc 0 0
You accept the proferred apology graciously.
$n graciously accepts the proferred apology.
You accept $N's apology graciously.
$n accepts $N's apology.
$n smiles as $e accepts your apology.
You forgive yourself for being a complete idiot.
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apologize 1 0
You apologize until you are blue in the face.
$n apologizes for $s rude behavior.
You might as well apologize because $E sure as hell won't.
$n apologizes to $N with a very sincere look on $s face.
$n apologizes to you and begs for forgiveness.
Who's that?
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applaud 0 0
Clap, clap, clap.
$n gives a round of applause.
You clap at $N's performance.
$n claps at $N's performance.
$n gives you a round of applause. You MUST'VE done something good!
You give your imaginary round of applause to your imaginary friend.
You applaud yourself. Boy, are we conceited!
$n applauds $mself. Boy, are we conceited!
babble 1 0
You babble incessantly.
$n babbles endlessly, won't $e EVER shut up?
You babble to $N for hours on end.
$n babbles to $N for what seems an eternity, how can $N stand it?
$n babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping $e will shut up soon.
Whom do you wish to annoy with your babble?
You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!!
$n babbles quietly to $mself.
banzai
You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' and charge into the fray.
$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' and charges into the fray.
You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' and drag $M into the fray with you.
$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' and drags $N into the fray with $m!
$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' and drags you into the fray with $m!
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You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' and brandish your weapon for battle.
$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' and brandishes $s weapon for battle.
bark 1 0
You bark loudly.
$n barks like a dog. WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
You bark at $N scaring $M silly -- SHAME ON YOU!!
$n barks at $N scaring $M senseless.
$n barks loudly at you, you back away, because $e might bite too!!
Bark at whom?
You bark at yourself and jump back in fear.
$n barks at $mself and cowers in fear.
bat 0 0
You bat your long, dark lashes and smile innocently.
$n bats $s long, dark lashes and smiles innocently.
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bbl
You announce that you will be back later.
$n announces that $e'll be back later.
You inform $M that you will be back later.
$n informs $N that $e will be back later
$n informs you that $e will be back later
You mumble to yourself that you'll be back later.
$n mumbles to $mself that $e'll be back later.
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bcatch 0 0
You reach out and rescue the bottle from its flight.
$n reaches out and grabs the bottle of beer tossed to $m.
You reach out and catch the bottle of beer meant fo $N.
$n reaches out and grabs the bottle of beer meant for $N.
$n reaches out and grabs your beer. Damn $m.
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beam
You beam delightedly at nothing in particular.
$n beams broadly at nothing in particular.
You dazzle $N with your smile.
$n must like $N a great deal to beam at $M so broadly!
$n must like you a great deal to beam at you so broadly!
You look pretty silly beaming at imaginary friends...
Well, aren't you special?
$n beams at $mself, obviously pleased.
bearhug 1 0
You hug a grizzly bear.
$n hugs a flea-infested grizzly bear.
You overwhelm $N with a great, big, hulking bearhug.
$n encompasses $N in an ENORMOUS bearhug!
$n clutches you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug!
Perhaps you should shower your affections on someone who is here?
You vainly clutch yourself in a bearhug for consolation.
$n hugs $mself as tightly as possible. Looks like $e could use a hand.
beckon 1 0
You beckon for everyone to follow.
$n beckons for everyone to follow.
You beckon for $N to follow -- sure hope they do!
$n beckons $N to follow...hmmm what's going on?
$n beckons for you to follow.
So sorry, that person has already left.
You beckon to your shadow to follow.
$n beckons to $s shadow to follow.
beer 0 0
You pull out a six-pack.
$n starts to juggle a six-pack of beer.
You toss a bottle of beer at $N.
$n tosses a bottle of beer at $N ... let's just hope $e'll catch it!
$n tossed you a bottle of beer... Catch!
A beer bottle crashes to the floor and shatters.
You pop the top of a beer and down it.
$n pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp.
beg 0 0
You beg the gods for mercy.
The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.
You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.
$n begs you for money. You graciously let $m peep at your fortune.
$n begs $N for a dime or two - or twenty !
Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment.
Begging yourself for money doesn't help matters any.
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behead
You look around for some heads to cut off.
$n looks around for some heads to cut off.
You grin evilly at $N and brandish your weapon.
$n grins evilly at $N, while branding $s weapon!
$n grins evilly at you, brandishing $s weapon.
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I really don't think you want to do that...
$n is so desperate for exp that $e tries to decapitate $mself!
belch
You belch loudly.
$n belches loudly.. How Rude!
You belch in $N's face...How low can you go?
$n belches right in $N's face (disgusting!)
$n belches loudly and blows it right in your face! HOW GROSS!!!
You try to belch and puke all over yourself!
You belch a little tune.
$n belches the entire alphabet.. Impressive!!
bitch
You are in a most disagreeable mood today..
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You start bitching about all of $N's bad habits.
$n starts bitching about all of $N's annoying habits.
$n starts bitching about you to everyone within ear shot. Maybe it's time to take your leave..
Better pick a new target, they're not here to embarrass..
Don't you have anything better to do?
$n starts bitching about how $s character sucks.
bird 1 0
You flick a bird...How obscene!
$n flicks a bird at no one in particular.
You give $n the bird.
$n gives $N the bird.
$n lets you know that you are #1 in $s book. Hmmm.. wrong finger.
Don't you hate to waste a good obscene gesture like that?
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bkiss 0 0
You blow kisses to the air.
$n blows kisses into the air.
You blow a kiss at $N and wonder if $E will catch it.
$n blows a kiss at $N ... isn't $e so CUTE?
$n blows a kiss at you and hopes you'll blow one back at $m.
Your kiss falls to the ground with no one to go to.
You blow a kiss to yourself... isn't the world beautiful?
$n blows a kiss to $mself, obviously very in love.
bleed 1 0
You bleed profusely -- making a horrible mess!
$n weakly bleeds all over the floor.
You bleed on $N -- ewww!
$n bleeds on $N. Watch out, YOU might be next!
$n bleeds on you -- ewww! Get away!!
Bleed on whom?
You bleed all over yourself.
$n bleeds profusely all over $mself.
blink 1 0
You blink.
$n blinks innocently.
You blink innocently at $N.
$n blinks innocently at $N.
$n blinks innocently at you.
Feign innocence for whom?
You try to convince yourself of your innocence.
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blownose
You blow your nose loudly.
$n blows $s nose loudly.
You blow your nose on $S shirt.
$n blows $s nose on $N's shirt.
$n blows $s nose on your shirt.
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You blow your nose on your shirt.
$n blows $s nose on $s shirt.
blush 0 0
Your cheeks are burning.
$n blushes.
You get all flustered up seeing $M.
$n blushes as $e sees $N here.
$n blushes as $e sees you here. Such an effect on people!
You blush as you notice that person isn't here.
You blush at your own folly.
$n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo.
boast 1 0
You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments.
$n boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion.
You boast to $N of all your great deeds.
$n boasts to $N.
Once again, $n boasts to you, what a bloated ego!
Your ego takes a blow. They've already left.
You boast to yourself of all your great feats! Your own biggest fan.
$n boasts to $mself -- what an ego!
boggle 1 0
You boggle at the concept.
$n boggles at the concept.
You boggle at $N.
$n boggles at $N.
$n boggles at you.
Boggle away. They've left.
You boggle at yourself. Hmmm...intriguing.
$n boggles quietly to $mself.
bonk 1 0
***BONK!!!***
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You bonk $N on the head for being such a moron.
$n bonks $N on the head for being such an UTTER moron.
$n bonks you on the head for being so foolish.
***BONK!!!*** ...they left...
You bonk yourself, fool that you are.
$n bonks $mself and grimaces in pain.
boogie
You boogie down!
$n gets down and boogies!!
You grab $M and boogie down!
$n grabs $N and they boogie down!
$n grabs you and boogies with you!
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You boogie with yourself. What a great dancer you are!
$n boogies with $mself. Guess no one will dance with $m.
bounce 0 0
BouncyBouncyBouncy!!!
$n bounces around with a happy smile.
You bounce onto $S lap and wiggle about.
$n bounces onto $N's lap and wiggles about.
$n bounces onto your lap and wiggles about.
You don't see your plaything.
You bounce your head like a basketball.
$n plays basketball with $s head.
bow 0 5
You bow deeply.
$n bows deeply.
You bow before $M.
$n bows before $N.
$n bows before you.
Who's that?
You kiss your toes.
$n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes.
brb
You announce that you will be right back.
$n says in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'
You announce to $M that you will be right back.
$n says to $N in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'
$n says to you in a stern voice, 'I'll be right back!'
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You mumble to yourself, 'I'll be right back'
$n mumbles to $mself, 'I'll be right back, won't I?'
brush
Brush what? Who? Where?
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You brush out $S hair for $M. Very thoughtful.
$n brushes $N's hair for $M. Looks better now.
$n brushes out your hair. How nice of $m.
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You brush out your hair. There - much better.
$n brushes out $s hair. Looks much better now.
bslap
Who's the bitch?
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You slap $N hard for being the bitch $e is.
$n slaps $N hard.. You wonder what crawled up $s ass and died.
$n bitch slaps you. OUCH!
They aren't here.
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buff 0 0
You buff your nails on your cloak.
$n buffs $s nails on $s cloak.
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bully
You growl and demand everyone's lunch money NOW!
$n growls and demands everyone's lunch money.
You growl and demand $S lunch money NOW!
$n growls and demands $N's lunch money.
$n growls and demands your lunch money.
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You bully yourself, and take your own lunch money.
$n bullies $mself, and takes $s lunch money away from $mself???
bungy
You tie a bungy cord to the mud and jump into internet.
$n ties a bungy cord to the mud and jumps into internet.
You tie a bungy cord to $N and throw $M off the mud.
$n ties a bungy cord to $N and throws $M off the mud.
$n ties a bungy cord to you and throws you off the mud.
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You tie a bungy cord to yourself and jump off the mud.
$n ties a bungy cord to $mself and jumps off the mud.
burp 0 0
You burp loudly.
$n burps loudly.
You burp loudly to $M in response.
$n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.
$n burps loudly in response to your remark.
You can't find your victim.
You burp at yourself.
$n burps at $mself. What a sick sight.
bye
You say goodbye to all in the room.
$n says goodbye to everyone in the room.
You say goodbye to $N.
$n says goodbye to $N.
$n says goodbye to you.
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You say goodbye to yourself. Contemplating suicide?
$n says goodbye to $mself. Is $e contemplating suicide?
cackle 0 0
You cackle gleefully.
$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!
You cackle gleefully at $N
$n cackles gleefully at $N.
$n cackles gleefully at you. Better keep your distance from $m.
You can't find a friend to cackle with.
You cackle at yourself. Now, THAT'S strange!
$n is really crazy now! $e cackles at $mself.
camel 0 0
You pretend you are a camel.
$n pretends to be a camel.
You light a Camel cigarette for $M.
$n lights a Camel cigarette for $N.
$n lights a Camel cigarette for you.
You don't see that person here.
You light a Camel cigarette and inhale sharply.
$n lights a Camel cigarette and inhales sharply.
cannonball
You cannonball into a magical spring. *SPLOOSH*
$n cannonballs into a magical spring. *SPLOOSH*
You cannonball into a magical spring and splash water over $N.
$n cannonballs into a magical spring and splashes $N.
$n cannonballs into a magical spring and sends water over you. You are WET!
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You bounce cannonballs off your head to show your strength.
$n bounces cannonballs off $s head. Can you say 'nutcase'?
caress 1 0
Who do you wish to caress?
$n looks for someone to caress.
You tenderly caress $M.
$n tenderly caresses $N.
$n tenderly caresses your body.
You're S.O.L., buddy.
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catnap
You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.
$n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.
You curl up in $S lap and go to sleep.
$n curls up in $N's lap and goes to sleep.
$n curls up in your lap and goes to sleep.
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You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.
$n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.
charge 0 0
You charge into the fray!
$n charges into the fray! All guts, no brains.
With surprising dexterity, you head-butt $N!
$n ducks down low, charges forward, and head-butts $N!
OOF! $n rammed $s head into your stomach! That HURT.
Nobody 'round with that name, Mister!
You run your head into a brick wall. OUCH!
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challenge
Challenge who?
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You challenge $N to a fight to the death.
$n challenges $N to a fight to the death.
$n challenges you to a fight to the death.
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Challenge YOURSELF to a fight to the death? I think not...
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cheer 0 0
You cheer and dance as the joy within you bursts forth!
$n cheers and sings... $e is just BURSTING with joy!
You cheer $N on and wish $M good luck!
*Yay!* Go $N!!! $n cheers $M on.
You are cheered on by $n... you feel so loved!
Who? Huh? Where? They're not here, that's for sure
You cheer silently for yourself since nobody else will
$n resorts to cheering for $mself... how sad.
chortle
Heh.
$n chortles mischievously.
You chortle mischievously at $N.
$n chortles mischievously at $N.
$n chortles mischievously at you.
Took you a while to get that....they aren't here.
You chortle at your own joke.
$n chortles at $s own joke. Don't bother.
chuckle 0 0
You chuckle politely.
$n chuckles politely.
You chuckle at $S joke.
$n chuckles at $N's joke.
$n chuckles at your joke.
You can't find a friend to chuckle with.
You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.
$n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.
clap 0 0
You clap your hands together.
$n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.
You clap at $S performance.
$n claps at $N's performance.
$n claps at your performance.
You clap for nothing.
You clap at your own performance.
$n claps at $s own performance.
clue
You mumble 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'
$n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'
You mumble 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'
$n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'
$n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... $N, aha, a clue!'
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You mumble to yourself, 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'
$n mumbles to $mself, 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'
clueless
You chastise everyone in the room for being clueless.
$n chastises everyone for being clueless.
You chastise $M for being clueless.
$n chastises $N for being clueless.
$n chastises you for being clueless.
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You chastise yourself for being clueless. What a dweeb you are!
$n chastises $mself for being clueless. What a dweeb!
collapse 1 0
You collapse on the floor from exhaustion.
$n dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion.
You collapse right into $N's arms.
$n collapses right into $N's arms.
Suddenly, $n collapses into your arms from exhaustion.
They've already left, just collapse on the floor.
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comb 0 0
You comb your hair - perfect.
$n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen !
You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess !
$n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.
$n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.
That person is not here.
You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.
$n tries to comb $s tangled hair.
comfort 0 5
Do you feel uncomfortable?
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You comfort $M.
$n comforts $N.
$n comforts you.
Comfort who?
You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.
$n has no one to comfort $m but $mself
confused
Your confusion is showing.
$n blinks slowly...
You blink slowly, trying to decipher $S comment.
$n blinks slowly. Maybe $N left a word out of $S sentence...
$n blinks slowly. Maybe you left a word out of your sentence?
No wonder you're confused.
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conspire 0 0
You wink conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign.
$n winks conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign.
You induct $S into your private conspiracy with a wink.
$n winks conspiratorily at $N. You wonder what this can mean.
$n inducts you into $m private conspiracy with a wink.
Even you conspire against yourself.
$n is paranoid enough to distrust even $mself.
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contemplate 0 0
You bite your lip contemplatively.
$n bites $s lip contemplatively.
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cough
You cough to clear your throat and eyes and nose and....
$n coughs loudly.
You cough loudly. It must be $S fault, $E gave you this cold.
$n coughs loudly, and glares at $N, like it is $S fault.
$n coughs loudly, and glares at you. Did you give $m that cold?
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You cough loudly. Why don't you take better care of yourself?
$n coughs loudly. $n should take better care of $mself.
cover 0 0
You cover your ears to protect them from the noise.
$n covers $s ears to protect them from all the noise.
You glare at $N and cover your ears.
$n glares at $N and covers $s ears.
$n covers $s ears because of you... you are TOO LOUD!
They aren't here right now.
No... I don't think so.
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cower 0 0
You cower in a corner.
$n cowers in a corner and whimpers softly.
You cower away from $N and $S harsh words.
$n cowers in a corner, terrified that $N will come after $m.
You scared poor $n! Now $S is cowering in a corner, afraid for $s life.
That person is AWOL at the moment.
You are afraid of your own shadow!
$n cowers in the corner afraid of $s own shadow
cramp 0 0
You gasp and clutch your abdomen, wheezing with the pain.
$n gasps and clutches $m abdomen in agony.
You hammerlock $M, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!"
$n hammerlocks $N, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!".
$n hammerlocks you, screaming "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!"
Suffering as you are, you didn't see that person slip out.
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cringe 1 0
You cringe in terror.
$n cringes in terror!
You cringe away from $M.
$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.
$n cringes away from you.
I don't see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of?
I beg your pardon?
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criticize 0 0
Yes, but who?
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You criticize $M with all the warmth of a snake.
With a nasty grin, $n rips apart $Ns efforts.
$n informs you that your attempts need some MAJOR adjustments.
Where oh where has my victim gone, oh where oh where...
You criticize yourself profusely.
$n tears $mself apart, cursing $s own stupidity.
crush
You squint and hold two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'
$n squints and holds two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'
You hold two fingers up at $M and say, 'I'm crushing your head!'
$n holds two fingers up at $N and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'
$n holds two fingers up at you and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'
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You crush yourself. YEEEEOOOUUUUCH!
$n crushes $mself into the ground. OUCH!
cry 0 5
Waaaaah..
$n bursts into tears.
You cry on $S shoulder.
$n cries on $N's shoulder.
$n cries on your shoulder.
Who's that?
You cry to yourself.
$n sobs quietly to $mself.
cuddle 1 5
Who do you feel like cuddling today?
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You cuddle $M.
$n cuddles $N.
$n cuddles you.
They aren't here.
You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)
$n cuddles up to $s shadow. What a sorry sight.
cuff 0 0
You toy with a pair of handcuffs suggestively.
$n toys suggestively with a pair of handcuffs.
You grab $N and tie $M to the bedposts.
$n grabs $N and ties $S to a four poster bed.
$n grabs you and ties you securely to a four poster bed.
Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
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curse 0 0
You swear loudly for a long time.
$n swears : #@*"*&^*#%@*&! !!!!!
You swear at $M.
$n swears at $N.
$n swears at you! Where are the manners?
You can't find the victim of your frustrations.
You swear at your own mistakes.
$n starts swearing at $mself. Why don't you help?
curtsey 0 0
You curtsey to your audience.
$n curtseys gracefully.
You curtsey to $M.
$n curtseys gracefully to $N.
$n curtseys gracefully for you.
You curtsey to no one in particular.
You curtsey to your audience (yourself).
$n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.
dance 1 8
Feels silly, doesn't it?
$n dances wildly before you!
You lead $M to the dancefloor.
$n sends $N across the dancefloor.
$n sends you across the dancefloor.
Eh, WHO?
You skip and dance around by yourself.
$n skips a light Fandango.
daydream 1 0
You dream of better times.
$n looks absent-minded, his eyes staring into space.
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discodance
Groovy!
$n discos wildly!
You grab $N and disco wildly! Groovy!
$n grabs $N and does $m best Travolta!
$n grabs you and does $m best Travolta!
It's okay, you can disco solo too.
#
dive
You dive into the ocean.
$n dives into the ocean.
You dive behind $M and hide.
$n dives behind $N and hides.
$n dives behind you and hides.
$
You take a dive.
$n takes a dive."
doh
You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead. What an idiot you are!
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'
You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead. What an idiot you are!
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'
$
You hit yourself in the forehead and say, 'Doh!!!'
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'
drool 1 0
You drool down the front of your shirt.
$n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!
You drool messily on $N.
$n drools upon $N.
$n looks at you lustily and drools.
Oh fine, make a pool of slobber -- they aren't even here!
You drool down the front of your shirt.
$n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!
duck 1 0
DUCK!!!!
$n ducks defensively.
You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from $N.
$n ducks, anticipating $N's reaction.
$n ducks, please oh please don't hit $m!
$
You duck behind yourself. Oww that hurts!
$n tries to duck behind $mself. $n needs help getting untied now.
embrace 1 0
Who would you like to embrace?
$
You wrap your arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.
$n wraps $s arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.
$n takes you in $s arms in a warm and loving embrace.
Your heart breaks as you realize you are alone.
You try to console yourself with a loving embrace.
$n tries to console $mself by wrapping $s arms around $mself.
eskimo
Who do you want to eskimo kiss with?
$n is looking for someone to rub noses with. Any volunteers?
You rub noses with $M.
$n rubs noses with $N. You didn't know they were eskimos!
$n rubs noses with you.
$
You ponder the difficulties involved in rubbing noses with yourself.
$n ponders the difficulties involved in rubbing noses with $mself.
evilgrin
You grin so evilly that everyones alignment drops to -1000.
$n grins evilly that everyones alignment drops to -1000.
You grin so evilly at $M that $S alignment drops to -1000.
$n grins so evilly at $N that $S alignment drops to -1000.
$n grins so evilly at you that your alignment drops to -1000.
$
You grin so evilly at yourself that your alignment drops to -1000.
$n grins so evilly that $s alignment drops to -1000.
explode 0 0
You feel the blood boiling in your veins!
$n turns a deep red, fighting to contain $s temper...
You feel your rage explode deep in the pit of your stomach...
$n burns holes through $N with his explosive anger!
$n is ANGRY with you... I'd run if I were you!!!
Temper Temper... they left.
Your soul burns brightly then fades to nothing.
$n implodes!!! Only a grease spot remains where $e once stood.
eyebrow 1 0
You raise an eyebrow at the notion.
$n raises an eyebrow.
You raise your eyebrow at $N.
$n raises an eyebrow at $N's weird actions.
$n raises an eyebrow at you.
Forget it. They aren't here.
#
faint
You feel dizzy and hit the ground like a board.
$n's eyes roll back in $s head and $e crumples to the ground.
You faint into $S arms.
$n faints into $N's arms.
$n faints into your arms. How romantic.
$
You look down at your condition and faint.
$n looks down at $s condition and faints dead away.
fakeprop 1 0
You propose to everyone in the room.
$n proposes to everyone in the room. Very odd.
You kneel and romantically propose to $N.
$n gets on one knee and proposes to $N.
$n gets down on one knee and romantically proposes to you.
You must be lonely. They aren't here.
You are SO full of yourself!
$n proposes to $mself -- how narcissistic!
fakerep
You report: 45853/49525 hp 9238/10250 mana 4358/5000 mv 25621864 xp.
$n reports: 45853/49525 hp 9238/10250 mana 4358/5000 mv 25621864 xp.
You report: 45853/49525 hp 9238/10250 mana 4358/5000 mv 25621864 xp.
$n reports: 45853/49525 hp 9238/10250 mana 4358/5000 mv 25621864 xp.
$n reports: 45853/49525 hp 9238/10250 mana 4358/5000 mv 25621864 xp.
$
You report: 45853/49525 hp 9238/10250 mana 4358/5000 mv 25621864 xp.
$n reports: 45853/49525 hp 9238/10250 mana 4358/5000 mv 25621864 xp.
fart 0 0
Where are your manners ?
$n lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops $n!
You fart at $M. Boy, you are sick.
$n farts in the direction of $N. Better flee before $e turns to you!
$n farts in your direction. You gasp for air.
You can't hold it that long!
You fart at yourself. You deserve it.
$n farts at $mself. Better $m than you.
fatality 0 0
$
$
You intone, '$N wins. Fatality.'
$n intones, '$N wins. Fatality.'
$n intones, '$N wins. Fatality.'
#
flare 0 0
You flare your nostrils disdainfully.
$n flares $s nostrils disdainfully.
You flare your nostrils disdainfully at $N... HOW RUDE!
$n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at $N and turns up $s snobbish nose.
$n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at you... what'd you DO???
Flare if you wish, but that person isn't here to see it.
*Sniff* But you should LOVE yourself!
#
flash
You flash your naked body at the gawking crowd.
$n flashes $s naked body at everyone. Gasp!
You flash your naked body at $M.
$n flashes $s naked body at $N. Aren't you jealous?
$n flashes $s naked body at you. Everyone else is jealous.
$
You flash your naked body at yourself. How strange.
$n is looking down $s shirt and grinning. Very wierd!
flinch 0 0
EEEK... You flinch in obvious pain.
$n flinches in obvious pain... you wonder what $e did THIS time.
Don't you wish you could just crawl under a rock and die?
$n sneaks a glance at $N and flinches.
$n flinches in response to your cold rebuke.
Relax, $E is gone.
You can't belive what you've done...
$n twitches violently, shocked at $s own behavior.
flip 0 0
You flip head over heels.
$n flips head over heels.
You flip $M over your shoulder.
$n flips $N over $s shoulder.
$n flips you over $s shoulder. Hmmmm.
You can't find the person.
You tumble all over the room.
$n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.
flirt 1 0
You flirt outrageously.
$n is an outrageous flirt.
You flirt with $N trying to get $S attention.
$n flirts with $N, hmmm wonder what $e wants? *wink*
$n flirts with you.
Sorry no one here to flirt with. :(
You flirt with yourself -- what ARE you trying to gain!?!?!?
$n flirts with $mself, wonder what $e is trying to accomplish?
flutter 1 0
You flutter your eyelashes seductively.
$n flutters $s eyelashes seductively.
You flutter your eyelashes at $N, trying to be seductive.
$n flirts with $N, flutters $s eyelashes at $M.
$n flutters $s eyelashes at you coyly.
EH? Can't see them here.
#
fondle 0 5
Who needs to be fondled ?
$
You fondly fondle $M.
$n fondly fondles $N.
$n fondly fondles you.
You fondly try to fondle someone not in the room, but who cares.
You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?
$n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far!!
french 0 0
Kiss whom?
$
You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...
$n kisses $N passionately.
$n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...
Your heart is filled with despair as that person is not here.
You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.
$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.
frown 0 0
You frown disapprovingly.
$n frowns.
You frown at what $E did.
$n frowns at what $N did.
$n frowns at what you did.
You don't see any reason to frown.
You frown at yourself. Poor baby.
$n frowns at $mself. What a sad puppy....
fume 1 5
Take it easy now! Count to ten, very slowly.
$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.
You stare at $M, fuming.
$n stares at $N, fuming with rage.
$n stares at you, fuming with rage!
Fume away... they ain't here.
That's right - hate yourself!
$n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.
gack
Gaaack!
$n gacks with dismay!
Appalled, you gack at $N.
$n gacks expressively, shooting $N a dismayed look.
$n gacks, and looks your way, dismayed.
That person isn't here.
*GACK!*
Appalled, $n gacks at $mself!
gasp 0 0
You gasp in astonishment.
$n gasps in astonishment.
You gasp as you realize what $E did.
$n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.
$n gasps as $e realizes what you did.
You need to panic.
You look at yourself and gasp!
$n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonisment!
gawk
You gawk at evryone around you.
$n gawks at everyone in the room.
You gawk at $M.
$n gawks at $N.
$n gawks at you.
$
You gawk as you think what you must look like to others.
$n is gawking again. What is on $s mind?
ghug
GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG!
$n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!
GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG!
$n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!
$n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!
$
GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG!
$n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!"
giggle 0 0
You giggle.
$n giggles.
You giggle in $S presence.
$n giggles at $N's actions.
$n giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious!
You giggle by yourself, since you can't find a partner to giggle with.
You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you ...
$n giggles at $mself. $e must be nervous or something.
glare 0 5
You glare at nothing in particular.
$n glares around $m.
You glare icily at $M.
$n glares at $N.
$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.
You try to glare at somebody who is not present.
You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.
$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?
goose 1 0
You honk like a goose.
$n honks like a goose.
You tenderly goose $N on the tush.
$n reaches around $N's backside and gooses $M tenderly.
$n gooses you tenderly!
You should go hunting for another victim, they left.
You pinch yourself on the rear, you must be desperate.
$n pinches $mself on the rear.
grimace 1 0
You grimace painfully at the thought.
$n grimaces painfully at the thought.
You grimace at $N.
$n grimaces at $n.
$n grimaces at you. What could be wrong?
You grimace at no one in particular.
You grimace painfully at your thoughts.
$n grimaces painfully to $mself.
grin 0 0
You grin evilly.
$n grins evilly.
You grin evilly at $M.
$n grins evilly at $N.
$n grins evilly at you. Hmmm. Better keep your distance.
You must be delirious.
You grin at youself. You must be getting very bad thoughts.
$n grins at $mself. You must wonder what's in $s mind.
groan 0 0
You groan loudly.
$n groans loudly.
You groan at the sight of $M.
$n groans at the sight of $N.
$n groans at the sight of you.
You see no reason to groan.
You groan as you realize what you have done.
$n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.
grope 0 5
Whom do you wish to grope ??
$
Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?
$n gropes $N.
$n gropes you.
Try someone who's here.
You grope yourself - YUCK.
$n gropes $mself - YUCK.
grovel 1 0
You grovel in the dirt.
$n grovels in the dirt.
You grovel before $M
$n grovels in the dirt before $N.
$n grovels in the dirt before you.
Who?
That seems a little silly to me.
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growl 0 0
Grrrrrrrrrr...
$n growls.
Grrrrrrrrrr....take that, $N!!!
$n growls at $N. Better leave the room before the fighting starts.
$n growls at you. Hey, two can play it that way!
No one can see you growl that far.
You growl at yourself. Boy, do you feel bitter!
$n growls at $mself. This could get interesting...
grumble 0 0
You grumble distractedly to yourself
$n grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...
You grumble at $N, disgusted with their presence.
$n seems to be a grumpy bear... $e is grumbling at poor $N.
$n is grumbling at you... what'd you do?
That person is presently AWOL.
You grumble under your breath.
$n grumbles under $s breath.
grunt
GRNNNHTTTT.
$n grunts like a pig.
GRNNNHTTTT.
$n grunts to $N. What a pig!
$n grunts to you. What a pig!
$
GRNNNHTTTT.
$n grunts to nobody in particular. What a pig!
hand 0 0
Kiss whose hand?
$
You kiss $S hand.
$n kisses $N's hand. How continental!
$n kisses your hand. How continental!
You can't find a lady in THIS group.
You kiss your own hand.
$n kisses $s own hand.
hangover
You pop a few aspirin and put on your sunglasses. Ow, your head hurts!
$n holds $s head and says 'Quit breathing so loud!'
Won't $N be quiet? Your head is gonna split in two if $E keeps talking!
$n complains to $N 'Be quiet! I have a hangover!
$n complains to you 'Be quiet! I have a hangover!
$
You shoosh yourself. Be quiet! You have a hangover!
$n shooshes $mself. Wow, what a hangover that must be!
happy
You smile wide like Cindy Brady.
$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.
You smile wide at $M like Cindy Brady.
$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.
$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.
$
You smile wide like Cindy Brady.
$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.
head 0 0
You toss your head haughtily.
$n tosses $s head haughtily.
You toss your head haughtily at $N.
$n tosses her head haughtily at $N... what an ATTITUDE!
$n tossed $s head haughtily at you... :(
That person is AWOL.
Why would you do that?
#
heal
You start yelling for a heal!
$n yells 'Hey, how about a heal? I'm DYING here!'
You start yelling at $N for a heal!
$n yells 'Hey $N, how about a heal? I'm DYING here!'
$n yells 'Hey $N, how about a heal? I'm DYING here!'
$
You start yelling for a heal!
$n yells 'Hey, how about a heal? I'm DYING here!'
hello
You say hello to everyone in the room.
$n says hello to everyone in the room.
You tell $M how truly glad you are to see $M.
$n tells $N 'Hi!'
$n tells you how truly glad $e is that you are here.
$
You greet yourself enthusiastically.
$n greets $mself enthusiastically. How odd.
hex
Bad juju like this has to be directed at a person.
$n looks hostile for a moment.
You stare daggers at $N, jabbing pins into $S effigy.
$n glares balefully at $N while stabbing a pin into a voodoo doll.
Your heart lurches in your chest, and fiery pain stabs through your skull!
Your hatred finds no such target.
You stab a pin into your own voodoo doll! Agony!
$n jabs a pin into $s own voodoo doll, and twitches in agony!
hiccup 0 0
*HIC*
$n hiccups.
#
highfive 1 0
You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to...umm...absolutely nothing.
$n wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish -- very foolish indeed.
You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to $N!
$n enthusiastically high-five's $N!
$n gives you a BIG high five! Way to go!!
Sorry, they have already left.
You try to give yourself a high five. What ARE you thinking?
$n tries to high five $mself, but ends up looking foolish instead.
hmm
You Hmmmm out loud.
$n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'
You gaze thoughtfully at $M and say 'Hmmm.'
$n gazes thoughtfully at $N and says 'Hmmm.'
$n gazes thoughtfully at you and says 'Hmmm.'
$
You Hmmmm out loud.
$n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'
hokeypokey1
You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out...
$n puts his right hand in, $e puts his right hand out...
You put your right hand in and you shake it all about...
$n puts his right hand in and $e shakes it all about...
$n puts his right hand in and $e shakes it all about...
$
You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around... that's what it's all about!
$n does the hokey-pokey and $e turns $mself around... that's what it's all about!
hokeypokey2
You put your left hand in, you put your left hand out...
$n puts his left hand in, $e puts his left hand out...
You put your left hand in and you shake it all about...
$n puts his left hand in and $e shakes it all about...
$n puts his left hand in and $e shakes it all about...
$
You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around... that's what it's all about!
$n does the hokey-pokey and $e turns $mself around... that's what it's all about!
hokeypokey3
You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out...
$n puts his right foot in, $e puts his right foot out...
You put your right foot in and you shake it all about...
$n puts his right foot in and $e shakes it all about...
$n puts his right foot in and $e shakes it all about...
$
You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around... that's what it's all about!
$n does the hokey-pokey and $e turns $mself around... that's what it's all about!
hokeypokey4
You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out...
$n puts his left foot in, $e puts his left foot out...
You put your left foot in and you shake it all about...
$n puts his left foot in and $e shakes it all about...
$n puts his left foot in and $e shakes it all about...
$
You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around... that's what it's all about!
$n does the hokey-pokey and $e turns $mself around... that's what it's all about!
hologram
You snap your fingers and create an illusion.
$n leaves south.
You snap your fingers and create an illusion.
$n leaves south.
$n waves at you and leaves south.
$
You snap your fingers and create an illusion of yourself.
Suddenly, there are 2 $n's standing here!
homework
Your suddenly remember that you have to defend your thesis today...
$n looks stricken. Could $e have blown off some important homework?
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hop 0 0
You hop around like a little kid.
$n hops around like a little kid.
You hop into $N's lap.
$n hops into $N's lap.
$n hops into your lap.
#
hug 1 5
Hug who?
$
You hug $M.
$n hugs $N.
$n hugs you.
Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
You hug yourself.
$n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.
hum
Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.
$n hums like a bee with a chest cold.
You hum a little ditty for $M. Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.
$n hums a little ditty for $N. Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.
$n hums a little ditty for you. Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.
$
Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.
$n hums like a bee with a chest cold.
hush 1 0
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
$n requests everyone quiet down. Shhhhhhhhhhh...
You nicely ask $N to be more quiet.
$n nicely asks $N to be more quiet.
$n kindly requests that you please quiet down.
Who needs to be silenced?
You realize you are loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself.
$n covers $s mouth in an attempt to silence $mself.
innocent 1 0
You innocently whistle a tune.
$n looks around and whistles innocently.
You look at $N and bat your eyelashes -- the picture of innocence!
$n bats $s eyelashes innocently at $N.
$n looks at you and innocently bats $s eyelashes.
Don't even TRY -- they've already left.
#
insane 0 0
You feel your sanity slipping away...
Before your eyes, $n's sanity is slipping away...
#
invite
You speak your best French in hopes of getting lucky.
$n tells you, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'
You speak your best French to $M in hopes of getting lucky.
$n tells $N, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'
$n tells you, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'
$
You speak your best French in hopes of getting lucky, with yourself???
$n says to $mself, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'
judge 0 0
Yes, but who?
$
You judge $m on a scale of 1 to 10.
On a scale from 1 to 10, $n thinks $N is a complete ZERO!!!
$n judges your actions on a scale of 1 to 10 and comes up with ZERO!!!
They aren't here right now.
You don't REALLY want to do that.
#
kcatch
You are imagining things.
$n reaches out and grabs a small piece of.... Nothing! What a wierdo!
You reach out and catch the kiss blown to you.
$n reaches out and catches $N's kiss.. Isn't that sweet?
$n reaches out and catches your kiss.. It must be the real thing.
Why would they give you a kiss?
#
kiss 0 0
Isn't there someone you want to kiss?
$
You kiss $M.
$n kisses $N.
$n kisses you.
Never around when required.
All the lonely people :(
#
knee 1 8
You raise one knee, preparing to do justice...
$n cocks one knee threateningly.
You knee $M hard in the groin.
$N doubles over in pain as $n knees $M in the groin!
$n suddenly knees you in the groin! You fall to your knees in agony.
Whom do you wish to render impotent?
What ARE you thinking !?!??!?!?!?!
#
laces
Whose laces?
$
With the greatest of stealth, you tie $S shoelaces together.
$n sneaks up to $N and ties $S shoelaces together.
You try to take a step, and you hit the world facedown! Someone must have tied your shoelaces together!
Whose laces?
You tie your own shoelaces together, try to walk, and promptly fall.
$n cleverly ties $s own shoelaces together, tries to walk, and sprawls flat on the floor.
lag
You complain about the terrible lag.
$n starts complaining about the terrible lag.
You complain to $N about the terrible lag.
$n complains to $N about the terrible lag.
$n complains to you about the terrible lag.
$
You start muttering about the awful lag.
$n starts muttering about the awful lag.
laugh 0 0
You fall down laughing.
$n falls down laughing.
You laugh at $N mercilessly.
$n laughs at $N mercilessly.
$n laughs at you mercilessly. Hmmmmph.
You can't find the butt of your joke.
You laugh at yourself. I would, too.
$n laughs at $mself. Let's all join in!!!
leer 0 0
You peer around the room, leering like the pervert you are!
$n peers about, leering like a filthy pervert!
You leer at $N like the pervert you are.
$n eyes $N up and down, leering like a filthy pervert!
$n eyes you up and down, leering like a filthy pervert!
You'll have to settle for memories -- that person isn't here.
Desperation has reached new heights, hasn't it?
$n leers at $mself shamelessly.
lick 0 0
You lick your lips and smile.
$n licks $s lips and smiles.
You lick $N.
$n licks $N.
$n licks you.
Lick away, nobody's here with that name.
You lick yourself.
$n licks $mself - YUCK.
life 0 0
You try to get a life, and fail.
$n tries to get a life, and fails.
$N needs to get a life!
$N needs to get a life!
You need to get a life!
Who needs a life?
But you have none to give!
$n attempts to give $mself a life, but has none to spare.
lightbulb
*Ding!* Inspiration!
A light bulb appears above $n's head!
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liver 0 0
You look angrily for someone to disembowel.
$n angrily for someone to disembowel.
You rip out $S liver and eat it.
$n rips out $N's liver and eats it.
$n rips out your liver and eats it.
The object of your wrath is absent.
#
love 0 0
You love the whole world.
$n loves everybody in the world.
You tell your true feelings to $N.
$n whispers softly to $N.
$n whispers to you sweet words of love.
Alas, your love is not present...
Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !)
$n loves $mself, can you believe it ?
lust 1 0
Your hormones begin to rage.
$n has that look of lust in $s eyes --- Get away QUICK!
You have lust after $N.
$n looks lustily at $N.
$n lusts after your delectable body.
Whom are you trying to lust after?
Oh, please! You aren't THAT great...
$n lusts after $mself, lonely eh?
maim
Who do you want to maim?
$n is looking for someone to maim.
You maim $M with your dull fingernails.
$n raises $s hand and tries to maim $N to pieces.
$n raises $s hand and paws at you. You've been maimed!
$
You maim yourself with your dull fingernails.
$n raises $s hand and maims $mself to pieces.
make 0 0
You breathe heavily and wetly.
$n breathes heavily and wetly.
You steam up the windows with $M.
$n and $N start steaming up the windows.
$n starts steaming up the windows with you.
Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
#
marvelous
You say 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'
$n says 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'
You say to $M, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'
$n says to $N, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'
$n says to you, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'
$
You say 'Ah dahling, I look MAHVELLOUS!'
$n says 'Ah dahling, I look MAHVELLOUS!'
massage 0 0
Massage what? Thin air?
$
You gently massage $N's shoulders.
$n massages $N's shoulders.
$n gently massages your shoulders - Ahhhhhhhhhh...
You can only massage someone in the same room as you.
You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.
$n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself.
meditate 0 0
You assume a very comfortable position and begin to meditate.
$n rests and begins to meditate... $e chants softly to $mself.
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meow
MEOW.
$n meows. What's $e going to do next, wash $mself with $s tongue?
You meow at $M, hoping $E will give you some milk.
$n meows at $N, hoping $E will give $m some milk.
$n meows at you. Maybe $e wants some milk.
$
You meow like a kitty cat.
$n meows like a kitty cat.
mhowl 1 0
You howl at the moon.
$n howls at the moon.
You howl soulfully at $N.
$n howls at $N.
$n howls soulfully at you.
Who? What? Where?
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mischievous 0 0
You give a mischievous smile at the trouble you have in mind.
$n grins mischievously at a nasty idea.
You grin mischievously at $M, thinking an evil thought.
$n grins mischievously at $N. $m must be thinking something evil.
$n grins mischievously at you. You inch toward the door.
You must be delirious.
You grin mischievously to yourself.
$n grins mischievously to $mself.
mmm
You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.
$n says 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'
You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.
$n says 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'
$n thinks of you and says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'
$
You think of yourself and go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.
$n thinks of $mself and says 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'
moan 0 0
You start to moan.
$n starts moaning.
You moan for the loss of $M.
$n moans for the loss of $N.
$n moans at the sight of you. Hmmmm.
You see no cause to moan.
You moan at yourself.
$n makes $mself moan.
moo
You chew your cud and moo plaintively. Muh-OOOOO!
$n turns cowlike eyes on you, chews $s cud, and moos plaintively.
You focus all your bovine Zen on $N, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!
Slowly, $n looks at $N, chews $s cud, and muh-OOOOs!
$n moos at you. What could that possibly mean?
You'd better find someone else to moo at.
You settle down into the center of your bovine Zen; the foolish world thinks you're just mooing.
$n is mooing at $mself again... You look for an exit...
moon 1 0
You drop your drawers and moon everyone in the room!
$n drops $s pants and gives you the vertical smile!
You bend over and moon $N.
$n drops $s pants and rudely moons $N!
$n bends over and gives you the vertical smile!
You stand, with your pants around your ankles, looking VERY silly!
You try to moon yourself, but you can't see your ass that well.
$n nearly goes into convulsions while trying to moon $mself.
mosh 8 0
You mosh insanely around the room!
$n moshes insanely around the room!
You mosh sadistically against $N ... you WILL be punished.
$n bounces off of $N in a vain attempt to mosh... what a LOSER.
$n slams into you, moshing painfully against you. That REALLY hurts!
Hmmm... your victim found a new dance partner.
Masochist!
$n throws $mself on the floor, grinding $mself into a bloody pulp
muhaha
You laugh diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!.
$n laughs diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!..
You laugh at $M diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!..
$n laughs at $N diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!..
$n laughs at you diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!..
$
Muhaha at yourself?? Wierd.
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mull 0 0
You mull over the idea at hand, asking for patience.
$n mulls over the idea at hand. Please be patient.
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muscle 1 0
You flex your muscles proudly!
$n flexes $s muscles...what a stud!?!
You show off to $N, flexing your muscles proudly.
$n flexes $s muscles, in a vain attempt to impress $N.
$n flexes $s muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you.
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mutter 1 0
You mutter quietly to yourself.
$n mutters something quietly to $mself.
You mutter something to $N.
$n looks at $N and mutters something nasty under $s breath.
$n looks at you and mutters something nasty under $s breath.
There's nothing left for you to say, they've left!
You mutter quietly to yourself.
$n mutters something quietly to $mself.
nailbite
You nibble nervously on your nails.
$n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.
You nibble nervously on your nails.
$n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.
$n nibbles nervously on your fingernails. Yuck!
$
You nibble nervously on your nails.
$n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.
nails 0 0
You tighten your hands into a fist.
$n clenches $s fists until blood drips from them...
You claw $S eyes out... GROSS!
$n buries $s nails in $N's eyes ... OH GOD, THE BLOOD!
$n buries $s nails in your eyes and you are blinded by your own blood!
They aren't here to claw.
You claw yourself to shreds!
$n rips $mself to shreds with $s fingernails!
nasty
You do the best imitation of the nasty you can.
$n does the nasty solo? -- wow.
You do the nasty with $M.
$n does the nasty with $N. Find a firehose quick!
$n does the nasty with you. How do you like it?
$
You do the nasty with yourself.
$n does the nasty with $mself. Hoo boy.
neckbite
You glare around, muttering "Bite me..." under your breath.
$n glares around, muttering "Bite me..." under $s breath.
You bite $N on the neck.
$n bites $N on the neck!
$n bites you on the neck.
Hungry? No such luck.
You bite your knuckle in anguish.
$n bites $s knuckle in anguish...the tragedy!
newbie
You inform everyone that you're a newbie.
$n says 'Hi, I'm a newbie, please help!'
You ask $N to help you because you're a newbie.
$n asks $N to help $m, because $e's a newbie.
$n asks you to help $m, because $e's a newbie.
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nibble 0 0
Nibble on who?
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You nibble on $N's ear.
$n nibbles on $N's ear.
$n nibbles on your ear.
Sorry, not present.
You nibble on your OWN ear ???????????????????
$n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done !!).
nod 1 0
You nod.
$n nods.
You nod at $N.
$n nods at $N.
$n nods at you in agreement.
Nod your head off -- they aren't here.
You attempt to nod at yourself and get dizzy instead.
$n nods quietly to $mself. What a wacko.
noogie 5 0
You can't noogie the AIR! It has no head.
$
You grab $N, get $M in a head lock and NOOGIE $M!
$n grabs $N in a head lock and NOOGIES $M... ARGH!!!
Oh NO, $n grabs you, throws you in a head lock and NOOGIES you!
That person has gone off to other lands...
You rub your head and create a static charge...
$n rubs $s OWN head and creates a static charge... *ZAP*
nose
You wiggle your nose.
$n wiggles $s nose.
You tweek $S nose.
$n tweeks $N's nose.
$n tweeks your nose.
$
You tweek your own nose!
$n tweeks $s own nose!
nudge 0 0
Nudge whom?
$
You nudge $M.
$n nudges $N.
$n nudges you.
Who?
You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.
$n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.
nuke
Who do you want to nuke?
$n tries to put something in the microwave.
You envelop $M in a mushroom cloud.
$n detonates a nuclear warhead at $N. Uh oh!
$n envelops you in a mushroom cloud.
$
You nuke yourself.
$n puts $mself in the microwave.
nuzzle 1 5
Nuzzle who??
$
You nuzzle $S neck softly.
$n softly nuzzles $N's neck.
$n softly nuzzles your neck.
No.. they aren't here..
I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.
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ogg
Ogg who?
$
Engage!
$n oggs $N's head with photon torpedos! $N reels.
$n oggs your head with photon torpedos! You are reeling.
You can't find your target.
If you do that, the universe will explode.
$n almost oggs $mself, but wisely reconsiders.
ohno
Oh no! You did it again!
Oh no! $n did it again!
You exclaim to $M, 'Oh no! I did it again!'
$n exclaims to $N, 'Oh no! I did it again!'
$n exclaims to you, 'Oh no! I did it again!'
$
You exclaim to yourself, 'Oh no! I did it again!'
$n exclaims to $mself, 'Oh no! I did it again!'"
oink
You make pig noises. OINK!
$n oinks 'OINK OINK OINK!'
You make pig noises at $M. OINK!
$n oinks at $N: 'OINK OINK OINK!'
$n oinks at you: 'OINK OINK OINK!'
$
You make pig noises. OINK!
$n oinks 'OINK OINK OINK!'"
ooo
You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.
$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'
You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.
$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'
$n thinks of you and says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'
$
You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.
$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'
pant 1 0
You pant lustily.
$n pants lustily.
You pant lustily at $M.
$n looks at $N and pants lustily.
$n looks at you and pants lustily...
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passout 5 0
You belch and pass out.
$n is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated... $e burps loudly and passes out!
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pat 0 0
Pat who?
$
You pat $N on $S head.
$n pats $N on $S head.
$n pats you on your head.
Who, where, what?
You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.
$n pats $mself on the head.
peck 5 0
You peck for seeds on the ground.
$n pecks for seeds on the ground.
Risking a slap to the face, you give $N a peck on the cheek.
$n smiles and gives $N a chaste peck on the cheek.
$n pecks you on the cheek, how sweet!
I guess you scared them away...
You must REALLY like yourself.
$n tries in vain to wrap $s lips around $s cheeks.
peer 1 0
You peer around yourself intently.
$n peers around $mself intently.
You peer intently at $N.
$n peers intently at $N.
$n peers at you intently.
They aren't here.
You get a little cross-eyed with your attempts to stare yourself down.
$n peers at $mself, crossing $s eyes in the process.
pie 0 0
You pick up a pie and toss it around for a bit.
$n picks up a pie and tosses it around for a bit.
You toss a pie at $N and hit $M right in the FACE!
$n tosses a pie at $N and hits $m right in the FACE!
$n tossed a pie in your face... and now you are all covered in GOO!
That person isn't here...
You bury your face in the pie... yummmmm!!! :)
$n buries $s face in the pie, licking the pan clean.
pinch 1 0
You say, 'A pinch of this, and a dab of that.'
$n says, 'A pinch of this and a dab of that.'
You squeeze $S bottom and grin.
$n pinches $N's bottom and grins.
$n pinches your bottom and grins.
You'd like to, wouldn't you?
You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming!
$n pinches $mself to see if $e is dreaming!
ping
Ping who?
$
You ping $N. $N is unreachable.
$n pings $N. $N is unreachable.
$n pings you. Is your server dead or alive?
$
You ping yourself. Ooof!
$n pings $mself. Ooof!
pissed 5 0
You are PISSED!
$n is PISSED so watch out!
You turn a stoney gaze toward $N... you are SOOO pissed at $N!
$n glares at $n.... $n is SOOO PISSED at $m!
$n is pissed at you now... What do you think $e'll DO?
That person is not here...
You are PISSED at yourself!
$n is so pissed at $mself. How could $e be so stupid???
plead 0 0
You beg and plead to anyone who will listen.
$n pleads $s case to anyone who will listen... You ALMOST feel sorry for $s.
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point 1 0
You point in every direction.
$n points excitedly!
You point at $N.
$n points excitedly at $N!
$n points at you. How rude!
You point at no one in particular.
You point at yourself, obviously very confused.
$n points at $mself, obviously very confused.
poke 0 0
Poke who??
$
You poke $M in the ribs.
$n pokes $N in the ribs.
$n pokes you in the ribs.
You can't poke someone who's not here!.
You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.
$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.
polite 0 0
You give a polite little chuckle.
$n gives a polite little chuckle.
You indicate your underappreciation of $S joke.
$n gives a polite little chuckle to $N's joke.
$n gives a politle but unappreciative chuckle to your joke.
You can't find a friend to chuckle with.
You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.
$n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.
ponder 0 0
You ponder the question.
$n sits down and thinks deeply.
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possum
You do your best imitation of a corpse.
$n hits the ground... DEAD.
You do your best imitation of a corpse.
$n hits the ground... DEAD.
$n hits the ground... DEAD.
$
You do your best imitation of a corpse.
$n hits the ground... DEAD.
pound 0 0
You make vague pounding motions with your fist at the thought.
$n makes vague pounding motions with $m fist at the thought.
You pound $M into a bloody mass.
$n pounds $N into a bloody mass.
$n pounds you into a bloody mass.
Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
#
poupon
You say 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'.
$n says 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'
You say to $M, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'.
$n says to $N, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'
$n says to you, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'
$
You say 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'.
$n says 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'
pout
Ah, don't take it so hard.
$n pouts.
You pout at $M.
$n pouts at $N.
$n pouts at you.
$
Ah, don't take it so hard.
$n pouts.
powertrip 0 0
You scream 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!' and writhe.
$n writhes, screaming 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!'
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prayer 0 0
You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.
$n begs and grovels to the powers that be.
You crawl in the dust before $M.
$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.
$n kisses the dirt at your feet.
No such person around; your prayers vanish into the endless voids.
Talk about narcissism...
$n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself.
pretend
You pretend you are a GOD, and slay everyone in sight!
$n is pretending $e is an implementor again. *sigh*
You pretend you are a GOD, and demote $M to level 1.
$n pretends $e is a GOD, and says, '$N, you're demoted to level 1!'
$n pretends $e is a GOD, and says, 'You are demoted to level 1!'
$
You pretend you are an implementor, and you demote yourself to level 1.
$n pretends $e is a GOD, and demotes $mself to level 1.
puff
You mimic Puff at her most annoying.
$n says, "Did you know that I'm written in C?"
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puke 0 0
You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YUK!
$n pukes.
You puke on $M.
$n pukes on $N.
$n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!
Once again?
You puke on yourself.
$n pukes on $s clothes.
purr 1 0
MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
$n purrs contentedly.
You rub up against $N and purr contentedly.
$n rubs against $N and purrs contentedly.
$n rubs up against you and purrs contentedly.
You silly cat! They aren't here.
You purr quietly to yourself.
$n purrs contentedly to $mself.
raise
You raise your hand in response.
$n raises $s hand in response.
You raise your hand in response.
$n raises $s hand in response.
$n raises $s hand in response to you.
$
You raise your hand in response.
$n raises $s hand in response.
ramble 1 0
You ramble on and on.
$n rambles on about a boring exploit.
You ramble on to $N about your past adventures.
$n blithers on and on to $N about something.
$n tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest.
??EH??
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raspberry 4 0
You stick your tongue out at ... well, no one.
$n sticks $s tongue out, catching a few flies in the process.
You give $N the raspberry... and spit all over yourself.
$n gives $N the raspberry... PHBT! What a mess... Spit EVERYWHERE!
You are splattered with saliva as $n gives you the raspberry... HOW RUDE!
Hang your tongue out if you like, $e isn't here.
You try to stick your tongue out at yourself... somehow, it isn't the same.
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renandstimp
You say, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!'
$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!'
You exclaim, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the mere thought of $M.
$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' as $e sees $N enter the room.
$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' when $e sees you approach.
$
You exclaim, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the thought of yourself.
$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the thought of $mself.
ring 0 5
$
$
You bow your head before $M, and kiss $S ring out of respect.
$n bows $s head before $N, and kisses $S ring out of respect.
$n bows $s his head before you, and kisses your ring.
Who's that?
You kiss your own ring out of disrespect for your prince.
$n kisses $s own ring, obviously in disrespect to the prince.
rofl 1 0
You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
$n falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
You fall to the floor laughing at $N's remark.
$n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's antics!
$n rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!
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roll 1 0
You roll your eyes in disgust.
$n rolls $s eyes, disgusted.
You look at $N and roll your eyes in disgust.
$n rolls $s eyes in disgust at $N.
$n rolls $s eyes at you.
You should be disgusted with yourself because you look so foolish.
At whom do you wish to roll your eyes?
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roll2
You roll your eyes and make a repetative motion near your crotch.
$n rolls $s eyes and makes a repetative motion near $s crotch.
You roll your eyes at $M and make a repetative motion near your crotch.
$n rolls $s eyes at $N and makes a repetative motion near $s crotch.
$n rolls $s eyes at you and makes a repetative motion near $s crotch.
$
You make a repetative motion near your crotch...you find you quite like it!
$n starts making a repetative motion near $s crotch...how strange...
romeo 0 0
You light up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puff contentedly.
$n lights up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puffs contentedly.
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rose 0 0
Who would you like to give it to?
$
You give $M a pretty rose.
$n hands $N a beautiful rose.
$n hands you a beautiful ---'---,--{@
They seem to have left.
You give yourself a rose and feel a little sad...
$n gives $mself a rose, dont you feel sorry for $m?
rub 1 0
You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation.
$n rubs $s hands together in greedy anticipation.
You give $N a nice, long, kinky rubdown.
$n gives $N a nice long rubdown.
$n gives you a rubdown, running $s hands over your tense shoulders...Mmmm...
Shame to waste those talented hands, but they've already left.
You rub yourself...lingering a little too long in some places.
$n rubs $mself...what a creep!
rubeyes
You rub your eyes. How long have you been at this?
$n rubs $s eyes. $n must have been playing all day.
You rub your eyes. Has $N been playing as long as you have?
$n rubs $s eyes. $n must have been playing all day.
$n rubs $s eyes. Have you been playing as long as $m?
$
You rub your eyes. How long have you been at this?
$n rubs $s eyes. $n must have been playing all day.
ruffle 0 0
You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.
$
You ruffle $N's hair playfully.
$n ruffles $N's hair playfully.
$n ruffles your hair playfully.
Might be a bit difficult.
You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy.
$n ruffles $s hair - weirdo!
run 0 0
You run away in terror and horror!
$n runs away in utter terror!
You run away from $N in complete terror!
$n runs away from $N in utter terror and horror!
$n runs from you, fearing for $s life!
No reason to be afraid, they aren't here.
Are you THAT ugly?
$n looks in the mirror, sees $s face, and runs away terrified!
runaway
You scream 'RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!'.
$n screams 'RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!'.
You scream '$N, QUICK! RUN AWAY!'.
$n screams '$N, QUICK! RUN AWAY!'.
$n screams '$N, QUICK! RUN AWAY!'.
$
You desperately look for somewhere to run to!
$n looks like $e's about to run away.
sad
You put on a glum expression.
$n looks particularly glum today. *sniff*
You give $M your best glum expression.
$n looks at $N glumly. *sniff* Poor $n.
$n looks at you glumly. *sniff* Poor $n.
$
You bow your head and twist your toe in the dirt glumly.
$n bows $s head and twists $s toe in the dirt glumly.
sage 0 0
You nod sagely.
$n nods sagely.
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salute
You salute smartly.
$n salutes smartly.
You salute $M.
$n salutes $N.
$n salutes you.
Huh?
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scowl
You scowl angrilly.
$n scowls angrilly.
You scowl angrilly at $M.
$n scowls angrilly at $N.
$n scowls angrilly at you.
$
You scowl angrilly at yourself.
$n scowls angrilly at $mself.
scratch 5 0
You scratch yourself contentedly.
$n reaches down and scratches $mself... Now $e looks VERY happy.
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scream 0 0
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
$n screams loudly!
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!
$n screams loudly at $N. Better leave before $n blames you, too!!!
$n screams at you! That's not nice! *sniff*
Your voice can't reach that far!
You scream at yourself. Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!
$n screams loudly at $mself! Is there a full moon up?
scuff
You scuff your foot sheepishly.
$n scuffs $s foot in the dirt, looking very sheepish.
You scuff your foot, avoiding $N's gaze.
$n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids $N's gaze.
$n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids your gaze.
They aren't here.
#
serenade 1 0
You raise your voice in a loud serenade to your invisible love.
$n raises $s voice to serenade the world.
You raise your voice in a loving serenade to $N.
$n raises $s voice in a loving serenade to $N.
$n serenades you, you are swept away by $s voice.
The one that you wish to serenade has left you to sing to yourself.
You sing a loud serenade to yourself. What type of person are you?!
$n serenades $mself. What an ego!
shake 0 5
You shake your head.
$n shakes $s head.
You shake $S hand.
$n shakes $N's hand.
$n shakes your hand.
Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here.
You are shaken by yourself.
$n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.
shiver 0 0
Brrrrrrrrr.
$n shivers uncomfortably.
You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.
$n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.
$n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.
You don't see any reason to shiver.
You shiver to yourself?
$n scares $mself to shivers.
shrug 0 0
You shrug.
$n shrugs helplessly.
You shrug in response to $S question.
$n shrugs in response to $N's question.
$n shrugs in response to your question.
You shrug to no one in particular.
You shrug to yourself.
$n shrugs to $mself. What a strange person.
shudder 0 0
You shudder at the horror and repress tears.
$n shudders at the horror and represses tears.
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sigh 0 0
You sigh.
$n sighs.
You sigh as you think of $M.
$n sighs at the sight of $N.
$n sighs as $e thinks of you. Touching, huh?
You really sigh, since you don't see your friend.
You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely.
$n sighs at $mself. What a sorry sight.
silly 0 0
You do the silly walk all around the room.
$n does the silly walk all around the room. $e *is* silly.
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sing 0 0
You raise your clear voice towards the sky.
$n has begun to sing.
You sing a ballad to $M.
$n sings a ballad to $N.
$n sings a ballad to you! How sweet!
You see no one to sing to.
You sing a little ditty to yourself.
$n sings a little ditty to $mself.
slap 0 0
What is the sound of one hand slapping?
$
*thwock!* You slap $N ringingly.
*thwock!* $n slaps $N!
$n slaps you stingingly.
How about slapping someone in the same room as you ??
You slap yourself, silly you.
$n slaps $mself, really strange ...
slobber 1 0
You slobber down your front.
$n slobbers all over $mself.
You slobber on $N.
$n slobbers on $N **Yuck**
$n slobbers disgustingly on you.
Slobber on WHOM?
You slobber all down your front.
$n slobbers all over $mself.
slut
You act like a total slut.
$n lounges about looking like a total slut.
You come on to $N, breathing sensuality.
$n comes on to $N, perhaps he's trying to take Rosario's reputation?
$n comes on to you, $n is like a living embodiment of sensuality.
$
You sigh, and say 40 partners is average for a 18 yr old, right?
$n sighs, and says 40 partners is about right for an 18 yr old right?
smack 0 0
Smack who??
$
You smack $M in the face.
$n smacks $N in the face, attempting to settle them down.
$n smacks you in the face, attempting to settle you down.
You can't smack someone who's not here!.
You smack yourself in the face, feeling very foolish.
$n smacks $mself in the face, looking very foolish.
smile 1 0
You smile happily.
$n smiles happily.
You smile at $M.
$n beams a smile at $N.
$n smiles at you.
There's no one by that name around.
You smile at yourself.
$n smiles at $mself.
smirk 0 0
You smirk.
$n smirks.
You smirk at $S saying.
$n smirks at $N's saying.
$n smirks at your saying.
You want to smirk to whom?
You smirk at yourself. Okay.....
$n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.
smooch
You are searching for someone to smooch.
$n is looking for someone to smooch.
You give $M a nice, wet smooch.
$n and $N are smooching in the corner.
$n smooches you passionately on the lips.
$
You smooch yourself.
$n smooches $mself. Yuck.
snap 0 0
Eureka! You snap your fingers.
$n snaps $s fingers.
You snap back at $M.
$n snaps back at $N.
$n snaps back at you!
You must be very agitated.
You snap yourself to attention.
$n snaps $mself to attention.
snarl 0 0
You grizzle your teeth and look mean.
$n snarls angrily.
You snarl at $M.
$n snarls at $N.
$n snarls at you, for some reason.
No need to snarl!
You snarl at yourself.
$n snarls at $mself.
sneer
You sneer in contempt.
$n sneers in contempt.
You sneer at $M in contempt.
$n sneers at $N in contempt.
$n sneers at you in contempt.
$
You sneer at yourself in contempt.
$n sneers at $mself in contempt.
sneeze 0 0
Gesundheit !
$n sneezes.
You sneeze all over $M.
$n sneezes all over $N.
$n sneezes all over you.
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snicker 0 0
You snicker softly.
$n snickers softly.
You snicker with $M about your shared secret.
$n snickers with $N about their shared secret.
$n snickers with you about your shared secret.
Huh?
You snicker at your own evil thoughts.
$n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.
sniff 0 0
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*
$n sniffs sadly.
You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.
$n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.
$n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.
You see no reason to sniff.
You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.
$n sniffs sadly at $mself. Something MUST be bothering $m.
snore 0 0
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
$n snores loudly.
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snort 1 0
You snort derisively.
$n snorts derisively.
You snort derisively at $N.
$n snorts derisively at $N.
$n snorts at you.
Snort at whom?
You snort derisively at yourself.
$n snorts derisively at $sself.
snowball 0 0
Who do you want to throw a snowball at?
$
You throw a snowball in $N's face.
$n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at $N.
$n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at you.
You stand with the snowball in your hand because your victim is not here.
You conjure a snowball from the thin air and throw it at yourself.
$n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself.
snuggle 1 5
Who?
$
You snuggle up contentedly in $M lap.
$n snuggles up contentedly in $N's lap.
$n snuggles up contentedly in your lap.
They aren't here.
You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.
$n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.
sob 1 0
You sob quietly to yourself.
$n sobs in misery.
You sob quietly to yourself because $N has hurt your feelings so badly.
$n sobs quietly to $mself because $N was a jerk!
You feel like a cad because you've made $n sob.
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sock 0 0
Punch whom?
$
You punch $M playfully.
$n punches $N playfully.
$n punches you playfully. OUCH!
You can't find your boxing partner.
You punch yourself. You deserve it.
$n punches $mself. Why don't you join in?
spam 1 0
You mutter, 'spam' quietly to yourself again and again.
$n rests in a corner and mutters 'spam' quietly to $mself.
You SPAM $N mercilessly!
$n spams $N!
You've been SPAMMED by $n!
Spam away -- they've left.
You mutter 'SPAM' in the corner quietly.
$n mutters 'SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM'. Join in!
spank 0 0
Spank whom?
$
You spank $M playfully.
$n spanks $N playfully.
$n spanks you playfully. OUCH!
Your hand can't find your victim!
You spank yourself....HMMMMMMM...
$n spanks $mself....HMMMMMMM...
spin
You twirl in a graceful pirouette.
$n twirls in a graceful pirouette.
You spin $M on one finger.
$n spins $N on $s finger.
$n spins you around on $s finger.
$
You spin yourself around and around and around....
$n spins $mself around and around and around...
spit 1 0
You spit in utter disgust.
$n spits in utter disgust!
You spit on $N...you're gross!
$n spits on $N.
$n spits on you -- how gross!
Your victim isn't here.
You spit on yourself, pretty nasty eh?
$n spits on $mself...what a sicko!
squeal 1 0
You squeal with delight!
$n lets out a sudden squeal of delight!
You look at $N and squeal with delight!
$n squeals with delight at $N.
$n looks at you and squeals with delight!
$
You squeal at yourself.
$n squeals at $mself.
squeeze 0 0
Where, what, how, WHO ???
$
You squeeze $M fondly.
$n squeezes $N fondly.
$n squeezes you fondly.
Where, what, how, WHO ???
You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!
$n squeezes $mself.
squirm 1 0
You squirm uncontrollably in your consternation.
$n squirms uncontrollably, suddenly looking very uncomfortable.
You look at $N and squirm with delight.
$n looks at $N and squirms with delight.
$n looks at you and squirms with delight.
$
You squirm and squirm and squirm....
$n squirms and squirms and squirms.....
squish
You squish your toes into the sand.
$n squishes $s toes into the sand.
You squish $M between your legs.
$n squishes $N between $s legs.
$n squishes you between $s legs.
$
You squish yourself.
$n squishes $mself. OUCH.
stagger 1 8
You stagger blindly around the room.
$n staggers blindly around the room.
You stagger toward $N as the room begins to spin.
$n staggers into $N.
$n staggers blindly into you.
Stagger into whom!?!?
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stare 0 5
You stare at the sky.
$n stares at the sky.
You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..
$n stares dreamily at $N.
$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.
You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere...
You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.
$n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!
starve
You show your prominent ribs and hope that someone will take pity.
$n is withering before your eyes! Starvation!
You throw yourself upon $S mercy, begging for food.
$n begs $N for food. One would think that magic would have cured hunger by now...
$n is starving before your eyes! Could you spare some food, please?
Sorry, but that person isn't around-- looks like you'll starve.
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stickup
You don a mask and ask for everyone's quest points.
$n says 'This is a stickup. Gimme yer quest points, NOW!'
You don a mask and ask for $S quest points.
$n says to $N, 'This is a stickup. Gimme yer quest points, NOW!'
$n says to you, 'This is a stickup. Gimme yer quest points, NOW!'
$
You extort quest points from yourself.
$n holds $s weapon to $s throat and says 'Ok, me, give me all my quest points!'
stretch
You stretch and relax your sore muscles.
$n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it.
You stretch and relax your sore muscles.
$n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it.
$n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it.
$
You stretch and relax your sore muscles.
$n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it.
strip
You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance.
$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively around the room.
You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance.
$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively at $N.
$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively at you.
$
You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance.
$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively around the room.
striptease 0 0
You do a slow strip tease for the people...
$n begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act...
You start to undress $N ... one piece of clothing at a time...
$n runs $s hands over $Ns body, slowly stripping away the clothing...
$n has started to strip you... woah BABY!
Your toy doesn't seem to be here...
You can't DO that in public!
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stroke 1 0
You stroke the air vaguely.
$n makes vague stroking motions.
You gently stroke $S inner thigh. $N inhales sharply.
$N exhales sharply and suddenly.
$n gently strokes your inner thigh. You inhale sharply.
Maybe you should practice on yourself first.
You are about to do something you'd rather not be caught doing.
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strut 0 0
Strut your stuff.
$n struts proudly.
You strut to get $S attention.
$n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.
$n struts, hoping to get your attention.
You don't see an audience.
You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.
$n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.
suffer
No xp again? You suffer at the hands of fate.
$n is suffering. Looks like $e can't seem to level.
You tell $M how you suffer whenever you're away from $M.
$n tells $N that $e suffers whenever they're apart.
$n tells you that $e suffers whenever you're apart.
$
No xp again? You suffer at the hands of fate.
$n is suffering. Looks like $e can't seem to level.
sulk 1 0
You sulk.
$n sulks in the corner.
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support 0 0
You fully support the plan.
$n fully supports the plan.
You hug $M supportively and smile.
$n hugs $N supportively and smiles.
$n hugs you supportively and smiles.
Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
You hug yourself sadly.
$n hugs $mself sadly. Perhaps you could help?
sway
You sway your hips seductively.
$n sways $s hips seductively.
You walk slowly towards $N as your hips sway seductively.
$n walks slowly towards $N with a sway in $s step. Wonder what $e's thinking about?
$n sways $s hips seductively as $e walks slowly towards you.
Huh?
You sway to the music.
$n sways to the music in $s head.
sweep 0 0
You look at your empty arms and sigh.
$n looks at $s empty arms and sighs.
You sweep $M into your arms and kiss $M long and deeply.
$n sweeps $N into $s arms and kisses $M long and deeply.
$n sweeps you into $s arms and kisses you long and deeply.
The object of your kiss is absent.
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swoon 1 0
You swoon.
$n swoons in absolute ecstasy.
You look at $N and swoon in ecstasy.
$n looks at $N and swoons in ecstasy.
$n looks at you and swoons in ecstasy.
Who?
You swoon in ecstacy.
$n swoons in ecstacy.
tackle 1 0
You're going to tackle everyone in the room?!
$
You tackle $N playfully.
$n playfully tackles $N.
$n brings you down in a playful tackle!
$
You wrap your arms around yourself, and throw yourself to the ground.
$n wraps $s arms around $mself and brings $mself down!?
tag
Tag whom?
$n casts about for someone to tag.
>From nowhere, you pounce on $N and TAG $M remorselessly! BWAHAHA!!!
$n dives from the shadows and TAGS $N. $N IS IT!
$n pounces on you and >>> TAGS <<< you! You're IT!
Who were you going to tag, then?
Unable to catch anyone else, you do the intelligent thing and tag yourself. You're still IT!
Unable to catch anyone else, $n tags $mself. Are you impressed?
tank
You boldly offer to tank for your everyone else. Are you sure you know what you're getting into?
$n offers to tank!
You offer to tank for $N.
$n offers to tank for $N.
$n offers to tank for you!
Tank for whom?
No one will tank for you, eh?!? WELL, YOU'LL SHOW THEM! (right?)
In dazzling chivalry, $n offers to tank-- for $mself!
tap
You tap your foot impatiently.
$n taps $s foot impatiently.
You tap $N on the shoulder.
$n taps $N on the shoulder.
$n taps you on the shoulder.
$
You tap yourself on the head. Ouch!
$n taps $mself on the head.
taunt 0 0
Whom do you want to taunt?
$
You taunt $N.
$n taunts $N.
$n taunts you, and threatens to do it again.
Who is that??
You taunt yourself. You're scared!
$n taunts $mself. Maybe we should get help.
tease 1 0
What a tease. SHEESH.
$n looks around for someone to tease.
You tease $N in a playful way.
$n sticks $s tongue out at $N.
$n sticks $s tongue out at you, what a DORK!!
Tease whom?
You tease yourself. NYAH NYAH NYAH.
$n teases $mself.
tender
You will enjoy it more if you choose someone to kiss.
$
You give $M a soft, tender kiss.
$n gives $N a soft, tender kiss.
$n gives you a soft, tender kiss.
You'd better not, people may start to talk!
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thank 0 5
Thank you too.
$
You thank $N heartily.
$n thanks $N heartily.
$n thanks you heartily.
No one answers to that name here.
You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !
$n thanks $mself since you won't.
think
You think about times past and friends forgotten.
$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.
You think about times past and friends forgotten.
$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.
$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought. Maybe $e is thinking of you?
$
You think about times past and friends forgotten.
$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.
threaten 1 8
You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence.
You feel threatened in the presence of the great $n.
You stand tall as you threaten $N.
$n threatens $N forcefully.
$n threatens you...oooooooh scary *laugh*
Whom do you wish to intimidate?
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throttle
Whom do you want to throttle?
$
You throttle $M till $E is blue in the face.
$n throttles $N about the neck, until $E passes out. THUNK!
$n throttles you about the neck until you pass out. THUNK!
$
That might hurt! Better not do it!
$n is getting a crazy look in $s eye again.
thumb
AAAYYYYYYEEE!
$n puts on a leather jacket and tries to act cool.
You give $N the thumbs-up.
$n gives $N the thumbs-up.
$n shows his approval by giving you the thumbs-up.
They're not here.
I WANT MY MOMMY!
$n sucks his thumb and whines for mommy.
tickle 0 0
Whom do you want to tickle?
$
You tickle $N.
$n tickles $N.
$n tickles you - hee hee hee.
Who is that??
You tickle yourself, how funny!
$n tickles $mself.
tight 0 0
$
$
You hold $M tightly in your arms.
$n holds $N tightly in $m arms.
$n holds you in $m arms.
Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
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tip 1 0
You tip your hat gallantly.
$n gallantly tips $s hat.
You tip your hat to $N.
$n gallantly tips $s hat to $N.
$n gallantly tips $s hat to you.
But there is no one here to impress?!?!
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toast 0 0
You raise a glass of champagne in a toast.
$n raises $s glass of champagne in a toast.
You raise your glass of champagne to $S.
$n silently toasts $N.
$n silently toasts you.
Your object of praise is absent.
You grin evilly and toast yourself.
$n grins evilly and toasts $mself.
tongue 0 0
You slowly give your tongue a nice workout.
$
Mmmm... you give $N a good working over with your tongue...
$n slides $s tongue over $N's body...
$n wraps $s tongue around you, moving it across your young, nubile flesh...
Never around when required...
You slowly tongue yourself.
$n slowly tongues $mself... ICK.
torture
You have to torture someone!
$
You torture $M with rusty weapons, Mwaahhhhh!!
$n tortures $N with rusty weapons, $E must have been REAL bad!
$n tortures you with rusty weapons! What did you DO!?!
$
You torture yourself with rusty weapons. Was it good for you?
$n tortures $mself with rusty weapons. Looks like $e enjoys it!?
tummy
You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.
$n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery.
You rub your tummy and ask $M for some food.
$n rubs $s tummy and asks $N for some food.
$n rubs $s tummy and asks you for some food. Please?
$
You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.
$n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery.
tweak 0 0
Tweak who?
$
You gently tweak $S cheek. Isn't $E so CUTE?
$n tweaked $N's cheek... don't they look so adorable together?
$n lovingly tweaks your cheek. It reminds you of Grandma... sniff...
*Sniff* That cheek seems to be missing.
You can't DO that.
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twiddle 0 0
You patiently twiddle your thumbs.
$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.
You twiddle $S ears.
$n twiddles $N's ears.
$n twiddles your ears.
You don't see the person here.
You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.
$n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.
twitch 0 0
You twitch nervously.
$n twitches nervously.
You twitch involuntarily at $N's presence.
$N must really be getting to $n...
$n notices you and twitches.
Nervous? They aren't even here.
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type
You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.
$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.
You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.
$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.
$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.
$
You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.
$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.
undress 0 0
You start to undress in the shadows, waiting for someone to notice.
$n begins to undress... $e is VERY sexy... *Pant*
You undress $M with your eyes... Kinky.
You feel the temperature of the room rise as $n lusts on $N...
Feeling exposed, you sense $n undressing you with $s eyes...
They are not here...
A mirror would work better...
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view 0 0
You sit back and watch the world go by.
$n kicks back and enjoys the view.
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wager
You wager you can name that tune in ONE NOTE.
$n bets $e can name that tune in ONE NOTE.
You wager $M that you can name that tune in ONE NOTE.
$n bets $N that $e can name that tune in ONE NOTE.
$n bets you that $e can name that tune in ONE NOTE.
$
You wager you can name that tune in ONE NOTE.
$n bets $e can name that tune in ONE NOTE.
wait 0 0
You wait patiently.
$n waits patiently.
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wave 0 0
You wave.
$n waves happily.
You wave goodbye to $N.
$n waves goodbye to $N.
$n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey.
They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye.
Are you going on adventures as well??
$n waves goodbye to $mself.
wedgie
You look around for someone to wedgie.
$n is looking around for someone to wedgie! Run!
You wedgie $M. Must be fun!
$n wedgies $N to the heavens.
$n wedgies you! Ouch!
$
You delight in pinning your underwear to the sky.
$n wedgies $mself and revels with glee.
whap
Whap who?
$
You whap $N upside the head!
With a resounding WHAP!, $n reprimands $N.
HEY! $n whaps you upside the head!
Whiff...
Ow! You give yourself a resounding whap upside the head.
Biff! $n whaps $mself upside the head!
whine 1 0
You whine to anyone who will listen to you.
$n whines pathetically because he feels he was treated unfairly.
You whine to $M, hoping that $e feels your pain.
$n whines pathetically to $N.
$n whines pathetically about his total lack of skill. What a loser!
They don't give a rat's ass!
You whine to yourself, probably the only one who will listen.
$n whines to $mself. At least $e isn't bitching to YOU.
whip 0 0
You crack your bullwhip menacingly.
$n cracks a bullwhip menacingly.
You flick your whip across $M bare back.
$n flicks $s whip across $N's bare back.
$n flicks a whip across your back... the pain.. the pleasure..
Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
You whip yourself into a frenzy.
$n whips $mself into a frenzy.
whistle 0 0
You whistle appreciatively.
$n whistles appreciatively.
You whistle at the sight of $M.
$n whistles at the sight of $N.
$n whistles at the sight of you.
You don't see nothing special to whistle at.
You whistle a little tune to yourself.
$n whistles a little tune to $mself.
wiggle 0 0
Your wiggle your bottom.
$n wiggles $s bottom.
You wiggle your bottom toward $M.
$n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.
$n wiggles $s bottom toward you.
You must be alone.
You wiggle about like a fish.
$n wiggles about like a fish.
wince 1 0
You wince in agony.
$n winces in agony.
You look at $N and wince at $S remark.
$n winces at $N's remark.
$n winces at your remark.
$
You wince at yourself. Ouch!
$n winces at $mself. Ouch!
wink 0 5
Have you got something in your eye?
$n winks suggestively.
You wink suggestively at $N.
$n winks at $N.
$n winks suggestively at you.
No one with that name is present.
You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to?
$n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...
wonder 1 0
You wonder about how things could have been.
$n gets a blank stare on $s face. What could $e be wondering about?
You look at $N and wonder what will happen.
$n looks at $N and wonders....
$n looks at you quizzically.
You wonder what would have happened had they been here.
You wonder about yourself and your purpose here.
A blank stare crosses $n's face. What could $e be wondering about?
worry 1 0
You worry about what's going to happen.
A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face. Wonder what's wrong?
You look at $N worriedly.
$n looks at $N with a troubled gaze.
$n looks at you worriedly.
Well they obviously aren't worried -- they left!
You worry about what's going to happen.
A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face. Wonder what's wrong?
worship 1 0
You worship the powers that be.
$n worships the powers that be.
You drop to your knees in homage of $M.
$n prostrates $mself before $N.
$n believes you are all powerful.
$
You worship yourself.
$n worships $mself - ah, the conceitedness of it all.
wrap
You wrap a present for your love.
$n wraps a present for someone special.
You wrap your legs around $M.
$n wraps $s legs around $N.
$n wraps $s legs around you. Wonder what's coming next?
$
You wrap yourself with some paper.
$n wraps $mself with some wrapping paper. Is it Christmas?
wrestle 0 0
$
$
You wrestle $M to the floor and pin $M there.
$n wrestles $N to the floor, pinning $M there.
$n wrestles you to the floor and pins you.
Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
You wrestle with your conscience.
$n wrestles with $m conscience.
wrist 0 0
You hold out out a wrist for a slap.
$n holds out a wrist for a slap.
You slaps $M wrist sharply.
$n slaps $N's wrist sharply.
$n slaps your wrist sharply.
Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
You slap your own wrist.
$n slaps $m own wrist.
yae
You sigh, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.
$n sighs, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.
There's Yet Another Eeediot in the room, and you're looking right at $M.
$n clearly believes that $N is an Eeediot!
$n glares at you, obviously not impressed with your intelligence.
There are plenty of Eeediots, but that one doesn't seem to be present.
You bonk yourself for the Eeediot you are!
$n bonks $mself, HARD, and curses $mself for the Eeediot $e is!
yawn
You must be tired.
$n yawns.
You must be tired.
$n yawns at $N. Maybe you should let them go to bed?
$n yawns at you. Maybe $e wants you to go to bed with $m?
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You must be tired.
$n yawns.
yeehaw 5 0
You mount your pony(?) and shout YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW!
$n bounces up and down screaming *YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!*
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yodel 1 0
You think of Julie Andrews and start to yodel.
$n begins to yodel: HEY!! CLERICS!! I COULD USE A HEAL!!!
$N covers $S ears as you begin to yodel.
$n yodels to $N.
$n yodels to you...you cringe and turn away.
That person just escaped!
Well, it's up to you if you want to damage your hearing.
$n yodels to $mself. What a sado-masochist.
yowl 0 0
You yowl in frustration.
$n yowls in frustration!
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zerbert
Gotta zerbert SOMEBODY.
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You lift $N's shirt and blow loudly into $S navel!
$n lifts $N's shirt and blows loudly into $S navel!
Yeek! $n lifts your shirt and blows loudly into your navel!
You missed.
Careful, people are staring...
$n looks around furtively, and then bends over and blows loudly into $s own navel!
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