#200 Chunky Philosopher - 206~ 0 b 5 ~ eval max %random.9% -1 set txt[0] I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. Hell, if I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up for the damn class in the first place! set txt[1] When I was young and trim we used to go "skinny dipping," now... I just "chunky dunkin." set txt[2] Remember... the early bird still has to eat worms. set txt[3] The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is having to eat them anyway. set txt[4] Never argue with an idiot; people watching the two of you squabbling may not be able to tell who's who. set txt[5] Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Delete' and then 'copy/paste' to do the really great parts again? set txt[6] Real stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. set txt[7] my wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.set speech %%txt[%max%]%% set txt[8] Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. set speech %%txt[%max%]%% eval speech %speech% say %speech% ~ #201 Demo trigger: heal/harm/cast spell when eating.~ 1 c 2 eat~ return 0 wait 2 if %self.carried_by% == 0 switch %self.vnum% case 201 %damage% %actor% -10 break case 202 %damage% %actor% 10 %send% %actor% Ouch, that hurt a little! break done end ~ #202 Mob Hunting Example part II~ 0 b 100 ~ if %mhunt_target.room% == %self.room% mkill %mhunt_target% %echo% killing %mhunt_target.name%. else %echo% hunting %mhunt_target.name% mhunt %mhunt_target% end ~ $~