# SoftMsg file # # shutdowns.msg # messages for those strings seen on shutdown # (you can leave any of these out if you so wish) # 1day: -=*> Reboot, tommorrow, this time, be there or be square... <*=- 15mins: -=*> Reboot in 15 mins, most people can have sex in less time... <*=- 10mins: -=*> Reboot in 10 mins, Speedy Gonzalez waves to you. Arriva ;-) <*=- 5mins: -=*> Reboot in 5 mins, there's plenty of time to edit your list. <*=- 3mins: -=*> Reboot in 3 mins, last chance to talk silly admins outta it <*=- 2mins: -=*> Reboot in 2 mins, so the three ring circus will be closing. <*=- 1min: -=*> Reboot in 1 minute, we'll be right back up.. (we hope...) <*=- 45secs: -=*> Reboot in 45 secs, (this space for rent - call 18009110000) <*=- 30secs: -=*> Reboot in 30 secs, Watch all the people start loggingoff.. <*=- 15secs: -=*> Reboot in 15 secs, We should be back up in 30 seconds or so <*=- 10secs: -=*> Reboot in 10 secs, Initiating final liftoff sequence now... <*=- 9secs: -=*> Reboot in 9 8secs: -=*> 8 7secs: -=*> 7 6secs: -=*> 6 5secs: -=*> 5 4secs: -=*> 4 3secs: -=*> 3 2secs: -=*> 2 1secs: -=*> 1