/***************************************************************************
* Original Diku Mud copyright (C) 1990, 1991 by Sebastian Hammer, *
* Michael Seifert, Hans Henrik St{rfeldt, Tom Madsen, and Katja Nyboe. *
* *
* Merc Diku Mud improvments copyright (C) 1992, 1993 by Michael *
* Chastain, Michael Quan, and Mitchell Tse. *
* *
* Envy Diku Mud improvements copyright (C) 1994 by Michael Quan, David *
* Love, Guilherme 'Willie' Arnold, and Mitchell Tse. *
* *
* EnvyMud 2.0 improvements copyright (C) 1995 by Michael Quan and *
* Mitchell Tse. *
* *
* EnvyMud 2.2 improvements copyright (C) 1996, 1997 by Michael Quan. *
* *
* In order to use any part of this Envy Diku Mud, you must comply with *
* the original Diku license in 'license.doc', the Merc license in *
* 'license.txt', as well as the Envy license in 'license.nvy'. *
* In particular, you may not remove either of these copyright notices. *
* *
* Much time and thought has gone into this software and you are *
* benefitting. We hope that you share your changes too. What goes *
* around, comes around. *
***************************************************************************/
#if defined( macintosh )
#include <types.h>
#else
#include <sys/types.h>
#endif
#include <ctype.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <time.h>
#include "merc.h"
bool check_social args( ( CHAR_DATA *ch, char *command,
char *argument ) );
/*
* Command logging types.
*/
#define LOG_NORMAL 0
#define LOG_ALWAYS 1
#define LOG_NEVER 2
/*
* God Levels - Check them out in merc.h
*/
#define L_HER LEVEL_HERO
/*
* Log-all switch.
*/
bool fLogAll = FALSE;
/*
* Command table.
*/
const struct cmd_type cmd_table [ ] =
{
/*
* Common movement commands.
*/
{ "north", do_north, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "east", do_east, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "south", do_south, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "west", do_west, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "up", do_up, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "down", do_down, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
/*
* Common other commands.
* Placed here so one and two letter abbreviations work.
*/
{ "buy", do_buy, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "cast", do_cast, POS_FIGHTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "exits", do_exits, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "get", do_get, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "inventory", do_inventory, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "immtalk", do_immtalk, POS_DEAD, L_HER, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "kill", do_kill, POS_FIGHTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "look", do_look, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "order", do_order, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "quaff", do_quaff, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "rest", do_rest, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "sleep", do_sleep, POS_SLEEPING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "stand", do_stand, POS_SLEEPING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "tell", do_tell, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "wake", do_wake, POS_SLEEPING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "wield", do_wear, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "wizhelp", do_wizhelp, POS_DEAD, L_HER, LOG_NORMAL },
/*
* Informational commands.
*/
{ "areas", do_areas, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "bug", do_bug, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "commands", do_commands, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "compare", do_compare, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "consider", do_consider, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "credits", do_credits, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "equipment", do_equipment, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "examine", do_examine, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "help", do_help, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "idea", do_idea, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "report", do_report, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "pagelength", do_pagelen, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "read", do_look, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "score", do_score, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "slist", do_slist, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "socials", do_socials, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "time", do_time, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "typo", do_typo, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "weather", do_weather, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "who", do_who, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "whois", do_whois, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "wizlist", do_wizlist, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
/*
* Combat commands.
*/
{ "backstab", do_backstab, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "bs", do_backstab, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "berserk", do_berserk, POS_FIGHTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "circle", do_circle, POS_FIGHTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "disarm", do_disarm, POS_FIGHTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "fee", do_fee, POS_FIGHTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "feed", do_feed, POS_FIGHTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "flee", do_flee, POS_FIGHTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "kick", do_kick, POS_FIGHTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "murder", do_murder, POS_FIGHTING, 0, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "rescue", do_rescue, POS_FIGHTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "stake", do_stake, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
/*
* Configuration commands.
*/
{ "auto", do_auto, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "autoexit", do_autoexit, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "autogold", do_autogold, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "autoloot", do_autoloot, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "autosac", do_autosac, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "blank", do_blank, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "brief", do_brief, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "channels", do_channels, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "combine", do_combine, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "config", do_config, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "description", do_description, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "password", do_password, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NEVER },
{ "prompt", do_prompt, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "title", do_title, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "wimpy", do_wimpy, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
/*
* Communication commands.
*/
{ "answer", do_answer, POS_SLEEPING, 3, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "auction", do_auction, POS_SLEEPING, 3, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "beep", do_beep, POS_SLEEPING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "chat", do_chat, POS_SLEEPING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ ".", do_chat, POS_SLEEPING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "emote", do_emote, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ ",", do_emote, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "gtell", do_gtell, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ ";", do_gtell, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "music", do_music, POS_SLEEPING, 3, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "note", do_note, POS_SLEEPING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "pose", do_pose, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "question", do_question, POS_SLEEPING, 3, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "reply", do_reply, POS_SLEEPING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "say", do_say, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "'", do_say, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "shout", do_shout, POS_RESTING, 3, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "yell", do_yell, POS_RESTING, 3, LOG_NORMAL },
/*
* Object manipulation commands.
*/
{ "brandish", do_brandish, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "close", do_close, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "donate", do_donate, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "drink", do_drink, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "drop", do_drop, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "eat", do_eat, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "fill", do_fill, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "give", do_give, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "hold", do_wear, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "list", do_list, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "lock", do_lock, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "open", do_open, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "pick", do_pick, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "put", do_put, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "quaff", do_quaff, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "recite", do_recite, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "remove", do_remove, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "sell", do_sell, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "take", do_get, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "sacrifice", do_sacrifice, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "unlock", do_unlock, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "value", do_value, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "wear", do_wear, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "zap", do_zap, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
/*
* Miscellaneous commands.
*/
{ "afk", do_afk, POS_SLEEPING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "bash", do_bash, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "bet", do_bet, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "wager", do_bet, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "chameleon power",do_chameleon, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "follow", do_follow, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "group", do_group, POS_SLEEPING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "heighten senses",do_heighten, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "hide", do_hide, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "poison weapon", do_poison_weapon,POS_SLEEPING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "practice", do_practice, POS_SLEEPING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "qui", do_qui, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "quit", do_quit, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "recall", do_recall, POS_FIGHTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "/", do_recall, POS_FIGHTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "register", do_register, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "rent", do_rent, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "save", do_save, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "shadow form", do_shadow, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "sleep", do_sleep, POS_SLEEPING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "snare", do_snare, POS_FIGHTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "sneak", do_sneak, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "spells", do_spells, POS_SLEEPING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "split", do_split, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "steal", do_steal, POS_STANDING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "train", do_train, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "untangle", do_untangle, POS_FIGHTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "visible", do_visible, POS_SLEEPING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "wake", do_wake, POS_SLEEPING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "where", do_where, POS_RESTING, 0, LOG_NORMAL },
/*
* Immortal commands.
*/
{ "advance", do_advance, POS_DEAD, L_DIR, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "trust", do_trust, POS_DEAD, L_DIR, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "allow", do_allow, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "ban", do_ban, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "deny", do_deny, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "disconnect", do_disconnect, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "force", do_force, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "freeze", do_freeze, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "imtlset", do_imtlset, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "log", do_log, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "mset", do_mset, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "noemote", do_noemote, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "notell", do_notell, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "numlock", do_numlock, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "oload", do_oload, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "oset", do_oset, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "pardon", do_pardon, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "purge", do_purge, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "reboo", do_reboo, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "reboot", do_reboot, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "restore", do_restore, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "shutdow", do_shutdow, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "shutdown", do_shutdown, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "silence", do_silence, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "sla", do_sla, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "slay", do_slay, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "sset", do_sset, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "sstime", do_sstime, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "transfer", do_transfer, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "users", do_users, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "wizify", do_wizify, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "wizlock", do_wizlock, POS_DEAD, L_SEN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "echo", do_echo, POS_DEAD, L_JUN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "memory", do_memory, POS_DEAD, L_JUN, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "mload", do_mload, POS_DEAD, L_JUN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "mfind", do_mfind, POS_DEAD, L_JUN, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "mstat", do_mstat, POS_DEAD, L_JUN, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "mwhere", do_mwhere, POS_DEAD, L_JUN, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "newlock", do_newlock, POS_DEAD, L_JUN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "ofind", do_ofind, POS_DEAD, L_JUN, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "ostat", do_ostat, POS_DEAD, L_JUN, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "owhere", do_owhere, POS_DEAD, L_JUN, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "peace", do_peace, POS_DEAD, L_JUN, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "recho", do_recho, POS_DEAD, L_JUN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "return", do_return, POS_DEAD, L_JUN, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "rset", do_rset, POS_DEAD, L_JUN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "rstat", do_rstat, POS_DEAD, L_JUN, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "slookup", do_slookup, POS_DEAD, L_JUN, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "snoop", do_snoop, POS_DEAD, L_JUN, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "switch", do_switch, POS_DEAD, L_JUN, LOG_ALWAYS },
{ "wizinvis", do_invis, POS_DEAD, L_JUN, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "at", do_at, POS_DEAD, L_APP, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "bamfin", do_bamfin, POS_DEAD, L_APP, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "bamfout", do_bamfout, POS_DEAD, L_APP, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "goto", do_goto, POS_DEAD, L_APP, LOG_NORMAL },
{ "holylight", do_holylight, POS_DEAD, L_APP, LOG_NORMAL },
{ ":", do_immtalk, POS_DEAD, L_HER, LOG_NORMAL },
/*
* End of list.
*/
{ "", 0, POS_DEAD, 0, LOG_NORMAL }
};
/*
* The social table.
* Add new socials here.
* Alphabetical order is not required.
*/
/* New socials contributed by Katrina and Binky */
const struct social_type social_table [ ] =
{
{
"accuse",
"Accuse whom?",
"$n is in an accusing mood.",
"You look accusingly at $M.",
"$n looks accusingly at $N.",
"$n looks accusingly at you.",
"You accuse yourself.",
"$n seems to have a bad conscience."
},
{
"ack",
"You gasp and say 'ACK!' at your mistake.",
"$n ACKS at $s big mistake.",
"You ACK $M.",
"$n ACKS $N.",
"$n ACKS you.",
"You ACK yourself.",
"$n ACKS $mself. Must be a bad day."
},
{
"addict",
"You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'",
"$n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'",
"You tell $M that you are addicted to $S love.",
"$n tells $N that $e is addicted to $S love.",
"$n tells you that $e is addicted to your love.",
"You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'",
"$n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'",
},
{
"agree",
"You seem to be in an agreeable mood.",
"$n seems to agree.",
"You agree with $M.",
"$n agrees with $N.",
"$n agrees with you.",
"Well I hope you would agree with yourself!",
"$n agrees with $mself, of course."
},
{
"airguitar",
"You sizzle the air with your BITCHIN' guitar playing!",
"$n air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix!",
"You sizzle the air with your BITCHIN' guitar playing!",
"$n air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix!",
"$n air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix, just for you!",
"You forget all else as you sizzle the air with your BITCHIN' guitar playing!",
"$n forgets all else as $e air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix."
},
{
"apologize",
"You apologize for your behavior.",
"$n apologizes for $s rude behavior.",
"You apologize to $M.",
"$n apologizes to $N.",
"$n apologizes to you.",
"You apologize to yourself.",
"$n apologizes to $mself. Hmmmm."
},
{
"applaud",
"Clap, clap, clap.",
"$n gives a round of applause.",
"You clap at $S actions.",
"$n claps at $N's actions.",
"$n gives you a round of applause. You MUST'VE done something good!",
"You applaud at yourself. Boy, are we conceited!",
"$n applauds at $mself. Boy, are we conceited!"
},
{
"banzai",
"You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' and brandish your sword for battle.",
"$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' and charges into the fray.",
"You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' and drag $M into the fray with you.",
"$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' and drags $N into the fray with $m!",
"$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!, and drags you into the fray with $m!",
"You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' at yourself, and brandish your weapon for battle.",
"$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' at $mself, and charges into the fray."
},
{
"bark",
"Woof! Woof!",
"$n barks like a dog.",
"You bark at $M.",
"$n barks at $N.",
"$n barks at you.",
"You bark at yourself. Woof! Woof!",
"$n barks at $mself. Woof! Woof!"
},
{
"bearhug",
"You hug a grizzly bear.",
"$n hugs a flea-infested grizzly bear.",
"You bearhug $M.",
"$n bearhugs $N. Some ribs break.",
"$n bearhugs you. Wonder what's coming next?",
"You bearhug yourself.",
"$n bearhugs $mself."
},
{
"beef",
"You loudly exclaim 'WHERE'S THE BEEF?'",
"$n loudly exclaims 'WHERE'S THE BEEF?'",
"You poke $N and exclaim, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF?'",
"$n pokes $N, and exclaims, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF?'",
"$n pokes you and exclaims, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF?'",
"You poke your fat rolls and exclaim, 'Oh, THERE'S THE BEEF!'",
"$n pokes his fat rolls, and exclaims, 'Oh, THERE'S THE BEEF!'"
},
{
"beer",
"You down a cold, frosty beer.",
"$n downs a cold, frosty beer.",
"You draw a cold, frosty beer for $N.",
"$n draws a cold, frosty beer for $N.",
"$n draws a cold, frosty beer for you.",
"You draw yourself a beer.",
"$n draws $mself a beer."
},
{
"beg",
"You beg the gods for mercy.",
"The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.",
"You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.",
"$n begs $N for a gold piece!",
"$n begs you for money.",
"Begging yourself for money doesn't help.",
"$n begs $mself for money."
},
{
"bkiss",
"Blow a kiss to whom?",
"$n blows at $s hand.",
"You blow a kiss to $M.",
"$n blows a kiss to $N. Touching, ain't it?",
"$n blows a kiss to you. Not as good as a real one, huh?",
"You blow a kiss to yourself.",
"$n blows a kiss to $mself. Weird."
},
{
"bleed",
"You bleed all over the room!",
"$n bleeds all over the room! Get out of $s way!",
"You bleed all over $M!",
"$n bleeds all over $N. Better leave, you may be next!",
"$n bleeds all over you! YUCK!",
"You bleed all over yourself!",
"$n bleeds all over $mself."
},
{
"blindfold",
"You pull out a blindfold and grin evilly.",
"$n pulls out a blindfold and grins evilly.",
"You a tie a blindfold securely about $S head.",
"$n ties a blindfold securely about $N's head. Must be dark in there.",
"$n ties a blindfold securely about your head. You can't see a thing.",
"You blindfold yourself, not wanting to see what happens next.",
"$n blindfolds $mself, not wanting to see what happens next."
},
{
"blink",
"You blink in utter disbelief.",
"$n blinks in utter disbelief.",
"You blink at $M in confusion.",
"$n blinks at $N in confusion.",
"$n blinks at you in confusion.",
"You are sooooooooooooo confused",
"$n blinks at $mself in complete confusion."
},
{
"blush",
"Your cheeks are burning.",
"$n blushes.",
"You get all flustered up seeing $M.",
"$n blushes as $e sees $N here.",
"$n blushes as $e sees you here. Such an effect on people!",
"You blush at your own folly.",
"$n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo."
},
{
"boggle",
"You boggle at all the loonies around you.",
"$n boggles at all the loonies around $m.",
"You boggle at $S ludicrous idea.",
"$n boggles at $N's ludicrous idea.",
"$n boggles at your ludicrous idea.",
"BOGGLE.",
"$n wonders what BOGGLE means."
},
{
"bonk",
"BONK.",
"$n spells 'potato' like Dan Quayle: 'B-O-N-K'.",
"You bonk $M for being a numbskull.",
"$n bonks $N. What a numbskull.",
"$n bonks you. BONK BONK BONK!",
"You bonk yourself.",
"$n bonks $mself."
},
{
"boogie",
"You boogie down!",
"$n gets down and boogies!!",
"You grab $M and boogie down!",
"$n grabs $N and they boogie down!",
"$n grabs you and boogies with you!",
"You boogie with yourself. What a great dancer you are!",
"$n boogies with $mself. Guess no one will dance with $m."
},
{
"bottle",
"You open up a cold bottle of brew.",
"$n opens a cold bottle of brew.",
"You open up a cold bottle of brew for $M.",
"$n opens a cold bottle of brew for $N.",
"$n opens a cold bottle of brew for you.",
"You open a cold bottle of brew for yourself.",
"$n opens a cold bottle of brew for $mself."
},
{
"bounce",
"BOIINNNNNNGG!",
"$n bounces around.",
"You bounce onto $S lap.",
"$n bounces onto $N's lap.",
"$n bounces onto your lap.",
"You bounce your head like a basketball.",
"$n plays basketball with $s head."
},
{
"bow",
"You bow deeply.",
"$n bows deeply.",
"You bow before $M.",
"$n bows before $N.",
"$n bows before you.",
"You kiss your toes.",
"$n folds up like a jack knife and kisses $s own toes."
},
{
"brb",
"You announce that you will be right back.",
"$n says in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'",
"You announce to $M that you will be right back.",
"$n says to $N in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'",
"$n says to you in a stern voice, 'I'll be right back!'",
"You mumble to yourself, 'I'll be right back'",
"$n mumbles to $mself, 'I'll be right back, won't I?'"
},
{
"brush",
"Brush what? Who? Where?",
NULL,
"You brush out $S hair for $M. Very thoughtful.",
"$n brushes $N's hair for $M. Looks better now.",
"$n brushes out your hair. How nice of $m.",
"You brush out your hair. There - much better.",
"$n brushes out $s hair. Looks much better now."
},
{
"bully",
"You growl and demand everyone's lunch money NOW!",
"$n growls and demands everyone's lunch money.",
"You growl and demand $S lunch money NOW!",
"$n growls and demands $N's lunch money.",
"$n growls and demands your lunch money.",
"You bully yourself, and take your own lunch money.",
"$n bullies $mself, and takes $s lunch money away from $mself?"
},
{
"bungy",
"You tie a bungy cord to the mud and jump into internet.",
"$n ties a bungy cord to the mud and jumps into internet.",
"You tie a bungy cord to $N and throw $M off the mud.",
"$n ties a bungy cord to $N and throws $M off the mud.",
"$n ties a bungy cord to you and throws you off the mud.",
"You tie a bungy cord to yourself and jump off the mud.",
"$n ties a bungy cord to $mself and jumps off the mud."
},
{
"burp",
"You burp loudly.",
"$n burps loudly.",
"You burp loudly to $M in response.",
"$n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.",
"$n burps loudly in response to your remark.",
"You burp at yourself.",
"$n burps at $mself. What a sick sight."
},
{
"bye",
"You say goodbye to all in the room.",
"$n says goodbye to everyone in the room.",
"You say goodbye to $N.",
"$n says goodbye to $N.",
"$n says goodbye to you.",
"You say goodbye to yourself. Contemplating suicide?",
"$n says goodbye to $mself. Is $e contemplating suicide?"
},
{
"cackle",
"You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!",
"$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!",
"You cackle gleefully at $N",
"$n cackles gleefully at $N.",
"$n cackles gleefully at you. Better keep your distance from $m.",
"You cackle at yourself. Now, THAT'S strange!",
"$n is really crazy now! $e cackles at $mself."
},
{
"cannonball",
"You cannonball into the pool. *SPLOOSH*",
"$n cannonballs into the pool. *SPLOOSH*",
"You cannonball into the pool and splash water over $N.",
"$n cannonballs into the pool and splashes $N.",
"$n cannonballs into the pool and sends water over you. You are WET!",
"You bounce cannonballs off your head to show your strength.",
"$n bounces cannonballs off $s head. Can you say 'nutcase'?"
},
{
"caress",
"Who would you like to caress?",
"$n is looking for someone to caress with $s gentle touch.",
"You run your hands across $S body, caressing $M.",
"$n runs $s hands across $N's body, caressing $M.",
"$n runs $s hands across your body, caressing you.",
"You lightly caress yourself- wouldn't you rather do that in private?",
"$n caresses $mself all over- and in public, no less!"
},
{
"catnap",
"You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.",
"$n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.",
"You curl up in $S lap and go to sleep.",
"$n curls up in $N's lap and goes to sleep.",
"$n curls up in your lap and goes to sleep.",
"You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.",
"$n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep."
},
{
"cheer",
"ZIS BOOM BAH! BUGS BUNNY BUGS BUNNY RAH RAH RAH!",
"$n says 'BUGS BUNNY BUGS BUNNY RAH RAH RAH!'",
"You cheer loudly: 'Go $N Go!'",
"$n cheers loudly: 'Go $N Go!'",
"$n cheers you on!",
"You cheer yourself up.",
"$n cheers $mself on."
},
{
"chekov",
"You speak your best Russian in hopes of finding a nuclear wessel.",
"$n asks sheepishly, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'",
"You ask $M about the nuclear wessels.",
"$n asks $N sheepishly, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'",
"$n asks you sheepishly, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'",
"You look around, muttering, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'",
"$n looks around, muttering, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'"
},
{
"cherish",
"You cherish the moment.",
"$n cherishes the moment.",
"You cherish $M with all your heart.",
"$n cherishes $N with all $s heart.",
"$n cherishes you with all $s heart.",
"You cherish yourself. Getting a bit narcissistic, are you?",
"$n cherishes $mself narcissistically."
},
{
"chuckle",
"You chuckle politely.",
"$n chuckles politely.",
"You chuckle at $S joke.",
"$n chuckles at $N's joke.",
"$n chuckles at your joke.",
"You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.",
"$n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would."
},
{
"clap",
"You clap your hands together.",
"$n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.",
"You clap at $S performance.",
"$n claps at $N's performance.",
"$n claps at your performance.",
"You clap at your own performance.",
"$n claps at $s own performance."
},
{
"clue",
"You mumble 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'",
"$n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'",
"You mumble 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'",
"$n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'",
"$n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... $N, aha, a clue!'",
"You mumble to yourself, 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'",
"$n mumbles to $mself, 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'"
},
{
"clueless",
"You chastise everyone in the room for being clueless.",
"$n chastises everyone for being clueless.",
"You chastise $M for being clueless.",
"$n chastises $N for being clueless.",
"$n chastises you for being clueless.",
"You chastise yourself for being clueless. What a dweeb you are!",
"$n chastises $mself for being clueless. What a dweeb!"
},
{
"coffee",
"You sip from a hot cup of coffee.",
"$n sips from a hot cup of coffee.",
"You offer $M a hot cup of strong coffee.",
"$n offers $N a hot cup of strong coffee.",
"$n offers you a hot cup of strong coffee.",
"You quaff a hot cup of strong coffee. You are WIRED.",
"$n quaffs a hot cup of strong coffee, getting WIRED."
},
{
"comfort",
"Do you feel uncomfortable?",
NULL,
"You comfort $M.",
"$n comforts $N.",
"$n comforts you.",
"You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.",
"$n has no one to comfort $m but $mself."
},
{
"cough",
"You cough to clear your throat and eyes and nose and....",
"$n coughs loudly.",
"You cough loudly. It must be $S fault, $E gave you this cold.",
"$n coughs loudly, and glares at $N, like it is $S fault.",
"$n coughs loudly, and glares at you. Did you give $M that cold?",
"You cough loudly. Why don't you take better care of yourself?",
"$n coughs loudly. $n should take better care of $mself."
},
{
"cower",
"What are you afraid of?",
"$n cowers in the corner from claustrophobia.",
"You cower in the corner at the sight of $M.",
"$n cowers in the corner at the sight of $N.",
"$n cowers in the corner at the sight of you.",
"You cower in the corner at the thought of yourself. You scaredy cat!",
"$n cowers in the corner. What is wrong with $m now?"
},
{
"cringe",
"You cringe in terror.",
"$n cringes in terror!",
"You cringe away from $M.",
"$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.",
"$n cringes away from you.",
"I beg your pardon?",
NULL
},
{
"crush",
"You squint and hold two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'",
"$n squints and holds two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'",
"You hold two fingers up at $M and say, 'I'm crushing your head!'",
"$n holds two fingers up at $N and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'",
"$n holds two fingers up at you and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'",
"You crush yourself. YEEEEOOOUUUUCH!",
"$n crushes $mself into the ground. OUCH!"
},
{
"cry",
"Waaaaah ...",
"$n bursts into tears.",
"You cry on $S shoulder.",
"$n cries on $N's shoulder.",
"$n cries on your shoulder.",
"You cry to yourself.",
"$n sobs quietly to $mself."
},
{
"cuddle",
"Whom do you feel like cuddling today?",
NULL,
"You cuddle $M.",
"$n cuddles $N.",
"$n cuddles you.",
"You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)",
"$n cuddles up to $s shadow. What a sorry sight."
},
{
"curse",
"You swear loudly for a long time.",
"$n swears: @*&^%@*&!",
"You swear at $M.",
"$n swears at $N.",
"$n swears at you! Where are $s manners?",
"You swear at your own mistakes.",
"$n starts swearing at $mself. Why don't you help?"
},
{
"curtsey",
"You curtsey to your audience.",
"$n curtseys gracefully.",
"You curtsey to $M.",
"$n curtseys gracefully to $N.",
"$n curtseys gracefully for you.",
"You curtsey to your audience (yourself).",
"$n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m."
},
{
"dance",
"Feels silly, doesn't it?",
"$n tries to break dance, but nearly breaks $s neck!",
"You sweep $M into a romantic waltz.",
"$n sweeps $N into a romantic waltz.",
"$n sweeps you into a romantic waltz.",
"You skip and dance around by yourself.",
"$n dances a pas-de-une."
},
{
"dive",
"You dive into the ocean.",
"$n dives into the ocean.",
"You dive behind $M and hide.",
"$n dives behind $N and hides.",
"$n dives behind you and hides.",
"You take a dive.",
"$n takes a dive."
},
{
"dizzy",
"You are so dizzy from all this chatter.",
"$n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all this chatter.",
"You are dizzy from all of $N's chatter.",
"$n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all $N's chatter.",
"$n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all your chatter.",
"You are dizzy from lack of air. Don't talk so much!",
"$n spins twice and falls to the ground from lack of air."
},
{
"doc",
"You nibble on a carrot and say 'Eh, what's up Doc?'",
"$n nibbles on a carrot and says 'Eh, what's up Doc?'",
"You nibble on a carrot and say to $M, 'Eh, what's up Doc?'",
"$n nibbles on a carrot and says to $N, 'Eh, what's up Doc?'",
"$n nibbles on a carrot and says to you, 'Eh, what's up Doc?'",
"You nibble on a carrot and say to yourself, 'Eh, what's up $n?'",
"$n nibbles on a carrot and says 'Eh, what's up Doc?'"
},
{
"doh",
"You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead. What an idiot you are!",
"$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'",
"You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead. What an idiot you are!",
"$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'",
"$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'",
"You hit yourself in the forehead and say, 'Doh!!!'",
"$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'"
},
/*
* This one's for Baka, Penn, and Onethumb!
*/
{
"drool",
"You drool on yourself.",
"$n drools on $mself.",
"You drool all over $N.",
"$n drools all over $N.",
"$n drools all over you.",
"You drool on yourself.",
"$n drools on $mself."
},
{
"duck",
"Whew! That was close!",
"$n is narrowly missed by a low-flying dragon.",
"You duck behind $M. Whew! That was close!",
"$n ducks behind $N to avoid the fray.",
"$n ducks behind you to avoid the fray.",
"You duck behind yourself. Oww that hurts!",
"$n tries to duck behind $mself. $n needs help getting untied now."
},
{
"embrace",
"Who do you want to hold?",
"$n looks around for someone to hold close to $m.",
"You hold $M in a warm and loving embrace.",
"$n holds $N in a warm and loving embrace.",
"$n holds you in a warm and loving embrace.",
"You hold yourself in a warm and loving embrace. Feels silly doesn't it?",
"$n holds $mself in a warm and loving embrace. $e looks pretty silly."
},
{
"eskimo",
"Who do you want to eskimo kiss with?",
"$n is looking for someone to rub noses with. Any volunteers?",
"You rub noses with $M.",
"$n rubs noses with $N. You didn't know they were eskimos!",
"$n rubs noses with you.",
"You ponder the difficulties involved in rubbing noses with yourself.",
"$n ponders the difficulties involved in rubbing noses with $mself."
},
{
"eyebrow",
"You raise an eyebrow.",
"$n raises an eyebrow.",
"You raise an eyebrow at $M.",
"$n raises an eyebrow at $N.",
"$n raises an eyebrow at you.",
"You raise an eyebrow at yourself. That hurt!",
"$n raises an eyebrow at $mself. That must have hurt!"
},
{
"faint",
"You feel dizzy and hit the ground like a board.",
"$n's eyes roll back in $s head and $e crumples to the ground.",
"You faint into $S arms.",
"$n faints into $N's arms.",
"$n faints into your arms. How romantic.",
"You look down at your condition and faint.",
"$n looks down at $s condition and faints dead away."
},
{
"fakerep",
"You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.",
"$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.",
"You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.",
"$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.",
"$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.",
"You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.",
"$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp."
},
{
"fart",
"Where are your manners?",
"$n lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops $n!",
"You fart at $M. Boy, you are sick.",
"$n farts in $N's direction. Better flee before $e turns to you!",
"$n farts in your direction. You gasp for air.",
"You fart at yourself. You deserve it.",
"$n farts at $mself. Better $m than you."
},
{
"flash",
"You flash your naked body at the gawking crowd.",
"$n flashes $s naked body at everyone. Gasp!",
"You flash your naked body at $M.",
"$n flashes $s naked body at $N. Aren't you jealous?",
"$n flashes $s naked body at you. Everyone else is jealous.",
"You flash your naked body at yourself. How strange.",
"$n is looking down $s shirt and grinning. Very wierd!"
},
{
"flex",
"You flex your bulging muscles at the beach crowd.",
"$n flexes $s muscles and puts yours to shame!",
"You flex your bulging muscles at $M.",
"$n flexes $s muscles at $N.",
"$n flexes $s muscles at you. $n must be trying to impress you.",
"You flex your muscles at yourself. Wow, you are HUGE!",
"$n flexes $s muscles at $mself. How narcissistic!"
},
{
"flip",
"You flip head over heels.",
"$n flips head over heels.",
"You flip $M over your shoulder.",
"$n flips $N over $s shoulder.",
"$n flips you over $s shoulder. Hmmmm.",
"You tumble all over the room.",
"$n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics."
},
{
"flirt",
"Wink wink!",
"$n flirts -- probably needs a date, huh?",
"You flirt with $M.",
"$n flirts with $N.",
"$n wants you to show some interest and is flirting with you.",
"You flirt with yourself.",
"$n flirts with $mself. Hoo boy."
},
{
"flutter",
"You flutter your eyelashes.",
"$n flutters $s eyelashes.",
"You flutter your eyelashes at $M.",
"$n flutters $s eyelashes in $N's direction.",
"$n looks at you and flutters $s eyelashes.",
"You flutter your eyelashes at the thought of yourself.",
"$n flutters $s eyelashes at no one in particular."
},
{
"fondle",
"Who needs to be fondled?",
NULL,
"You fondly fondle $M.",
"$n fondly fondles $N.",
"$n fondly fondles you.",
"You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it ?",
"$n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far !!"
},
{
"french",
"Kiss whom?",
NULL,
"You give $N a long and passionate kiss.",
"$n kisses $N passionately.",
"$n gives you a long and passionate kiss.",
"You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.",
"$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself."
},
{
"frown",
"What's bothering you ?",
"$n frowns.",
"You frown at what $E did.",
"$n frowns at what $N did.",
"$n frowns at what you did.",
"You frown at yourself. Poor baby.",
"$n frowns at $mself. Poor baby."
},
{
"fume",
"You grit your teeth and fume with rage.",
"$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.",
"You stare at $M, fuming.",
"$n stares at $N, fuming with rage.",
"$n stares at you, fuming with rage!",
"That's right - hate yourself!",
"$n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, fuming with anger."
},
{
"gag",
"You gag in disgust.",
"$n gags in disgust.",
"You stuff a sock in $s mouth, gagging $M. Ahhhhhhh...sweet silence!",
"$n stuffs a sock in $N's mouth, gagging $M. Ahhhhhhh...sweet silence!",
"$n gags your mouth with a sock. Everyone enjoys a moment of silence.",
"You gag yourself with a sock before you say something you might regret.",
"$n gags $mself with a sock before $e says something $e might regret."
},
{
"garth",
"You will give your weapons away....NOT.",
"$n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'",
"You yell 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'",
"$n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'",
"$n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'",
"You yell 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'",
"$n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'"
},
{
"gasp",
"You gasp in astonishment.",
"$n gasps in astonishment.",
"You gasp as you realize what $E did.",
"$n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.",
"$n gasps as $e realizes what you did.",
"You look at yourself and gasp!",
"$n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonishment!"
},
{
"gawk",
"You gawk at evryone around you.",
"$n gawks at everyone in the room.",
"You gawk at $M.",
"$n gawks at $N.",
"$n gawks at you.",
"You gawk as you think what you must look like to others.",
"$n is gawking again. What is on $s mind?"
},
{
"german",
"You speak your best German in hopes of getting a beer.",
"$n says 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?",
"You speak your best German to $M in hopes of getting a beer.",
"$n says to $N, 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?",
"$n says to you, 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?",
"You speak your best German in hopes of getting a beer.",
"$n says 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?"
},
{
"ghug",
"GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG!",
"$n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!",
"GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG!",
"$n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!",
"$n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!",
"GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG!",
"$n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!"
},
{
"giggle",
"You giggle.",
"$n giggles.",
"You giggle in $S presence.",
"$n giggles at $N's actions.",
"$n giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious!",
"You giggle at yourself. You must be nervous or something.",
"$n giggles at $mself. $e must be nervous or something."
},
{
"glare",
"You glare at nothing in particular.",
"$n glares around $m.",
"You glare icily at $M.",
"$n glares at $N.",
"$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.",
"You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.",
"$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?"
},
{
"goose",
"You honk like a goose.",
"$n honks like a goose.",
"You goose $S luscious bottom.",
"$n gooses $N's soft behind.",
"$n squeezes your tush. Oh my!",
"You goose yourself.",
"$n gooses $mself. Yuck."
},
{
"grimace",
"You contort your face in disgust.",
"$n grimaces in disgust.",
"You grimace in disgust at $M.",
"$n grimaces in disgust at $N.",
"$n grimaces in disgust at you.",
"You grimace at yourself in disgust.",
"$n grimaces at $mself in disgust."
},
{
"grin",
"You grin evilly.",
"$n grins evilly.",
"You grin evilly at $M.",
"$n grins evilly at $N.",
"$n grins evilly at you. Hmmm. Better keep your distance.",
"You grin at yourself. You must be getting very bad thoughts.",
"$n grins at $mself. You must wonder what's in $s mind."
},
{
"groan",
"You groan loudly.",
"$n groans loudly.",
"You groan at the sight of $M.",
"$n groans at the sight of $N.",
"$n groans at the sight of you.",
"You groan as you realize what you have done.",
"$n groans as $e realizes what $e has done."
},
{
"grovel",
"You grovel in the dirt.",
"$n grovels in the dirt.",
"You grovel before $M.",
"$n grovels in the dirt before $N.",
"$n grovels in the dirt before you.",
"That seems a little silly to me.",
NULL
},
{
"growl",
"Grrrrrrrrrr ...",
"$n growls.",
"Grrrrrrrrrr ... take that, $N!",
"$n growls at $N. Better leave the room before the fighting starts.",
"$n growls at you. Hey, two can play it that way!",
"You growl at yourself. Boy, do you feel bitter!",
"$n growls at $mself. This could get interesting..."
},
{
"grumble",
"You grumble.",
"$n grumbles.",
"You grumble to $M.",
"$n grumbles to $N.",
"$n grumbles to you.",
"You grumble under your breath.",
"$n grumbles under $s breath."
},
{
"grunt",
"GRNNNHTTTT.",
"$n grunts like a pig.",
"GRNNNHTTTT.",
"$n grunts to $N. What a pig!",
"$n grunts to you. What a pig!",
"GRNNNHTTTT.",
"$n grunts to $mself. What a pig!"
},
{
"halo",
"An aura of heavenly light appears above your head.",
"An aura of heavenly light appears above $n's head.",
"You project an aura of heavenly light above $S head.",
"$n projects an aura of heavenly light above $N's head.",
"$n projects an aura of heavenly light above your head.",
"An aura of heavenly light appears above your head.",
"An aura of heavenly light appears above $n's head."
},
{
"hand",
"Kiss whose hand?",
NULL,
"You kiss $S hand.",
"$n kisses $N's hand. How continental!",
"$n kisses your hand. How continental!",
"You kiss your own hand.",
"$n kisses $s own hand."
},
{
"handcuff",
"You pull out a pair of handcuffs.",
"$n pulls out a pair of handcuffs.",
"You handcuff $M, putting $M completely at your mercy.",
"$n handcuffs $N, pretty kinky, huh?",
"$n handcuffs you. This could get interesting.",
"You handcuff yourself. Too bad you can't seem to find the key.",
"$n handcuffs $mself. Too bad $e can't seem to find the key."
},
{
"hangover",
"You pop a few aspirin and put on your sunglasses. Ow, your head hurts!",
"$n holds $s head and says 'Quit breathing so loud!'",
"Won't $N be quiet? Your head is gonna split in two if $E keeps talking!",
"$n complains to $N 'Be quiet! I have a hangover!",
"$n complains to you 'Be quiet! I have a hangover!",
"You shoosh yourself. Be quiet! You have a hangover!",
"$n shooshes $mself. Wow, what a hangover that must be!"
},
{
"happy",
"You smile wide like Cindy Brady.",
"$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.",
"You smile wide at $M like Cindy Brady.",
"$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.",
"$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.",
"You smile wide like Cindy Brady.",
"$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat."
},
{
"hello",
"You say hello to everyone in the room.",
"$n says hello to everyone in the room.",
"You tell $M how truly glad you are to see $M.",
"$n tells $N 'Hi!'",
"$n tells you how truly glad $e is that you are here.",
"You greet yourself enthusiastically.",
"$n greets $mself enthusiastically. How odd."
},
{
"hero",
"You heroically risk life and limb to save the day.",
"$n heroically risks life and limb to save the day.",
"You say to $M, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'",
"$n says to $N, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'",
"$n says to you, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'",
"You try to look heroic.",
"$n does $s best impression of a hero."
},
{
"highfive",
"You jump in the air...oops, better get someone else to join you.",
"$n jumps in the air by $mself. Is $e a cheerleader, or just daft?",
"You jump in the air and give $M a big highfive!",
"$n jumps in the air and gives $N a big highfive!",
"$n jumps in the air and gives you a big highfive!",
"You jump in the air and congratulate yourself!",
"$n jumps in the air and gives $mself a big highfive! Wonder what $e did?"
},
{
"holdon",
"You pause for a moment, hesitant.",
"$n pauses for a moment, somewhat hesitant.",
"You hold $M closely, hugging $M.",
"$n holds $N closely, hugging $M.",
"$n holds you closely, hugging you.",
"You have to hold yourself up you're so weary. Go to Sleep!",
"$n has to hold $mself up $e's so tired. $e should go to bed and get some sleep."
},
{
"hop",
"You hop around like a little kid.",
"$n hops around like a little kid.",
"$n hops around like a little kid.",
"$n hops around like a little kid.",
"$n hops around like a little kid.",
"$n hops around like a little kid.",
"$n hops around like a little kid."
},
{
"hologram",
"You snap your fingers and create an illusion.",
"$n leaves south.",
"You snap your fingers and create an illusion.",
"$n leaves south.",
"$n waves at you and leaves south.",
"You snap your fingers and create an illusion of yourself.",
"Suddenly, there are 2 $n's standing here!"
},
{
"howl",
"AHOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo.",
"$n howls over the smoking corpse.",
"You howl at $M.",
"$n howls at $N. Someone's gonna die!",
"$n howls at you. You must be good looking.",
"You howl at yourself.",
"$n howls at $mself."
},
{
"hmm",
"You Hmmmm out loud.",
"$n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'",
"You gaze thoughtfully at $M and say 'Hmmm.'",
"$n gazes thoughtfully at $N and says 'Hmmm.'",
"$n gazes thoughtfully at you and says 'Hmmm.'",
"You Hmmmm out loud.",
"$n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'"
},
{
"hug",
"Hug whom?",
NULL,
"You hug $M.",
"$n hugs $N.",
"$n hugs you.",
"You hug yourself.",
"$n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship."
},
{
"hum",
"Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.",
"$n hums like a bee with a chest cold.",
"You hum a little ditty for $M. Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.",
"$n hums a little ditty for $N. Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.",
"$n hums a little ditty for you. Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.",
"Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.",
"$n hums like a bee with a chest cold."
},
{
"icecube",
"You wonder who would like an ice cube down their shirt.",
"With a devious look on $s face, $n hides something behind $s back.",
"You stuff an ice cube down $S shirt. You laugh as $E hops around.",
"$n stuffs an ice cube down $N's shirt, better hope that was $s last ice cube.",
"$n stuffs an ice cube down your shirt. Brrr! $n laughs as you struggle to get it out.",
"You stick an ice cube down your shirt. Brrr!",
"$n sticks an icecube down $s shirt, trying to cool off."
},
{
"invite",
"You speak your best French in hopes of getting lucky.",
"$n tells you, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'",
"You speak your best French to $M in hopes of getting lucky.",
"$n tells $N, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'",
"$n tells you, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'",
"You speak your best French in hopes of getting lucky, with yourself?",
"$n says to $mself, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'"
},
{
"iwhistle",
"You whistle innocently, trying to hide your guilt.",
"$n whistles innocently.",
"You whistle innocently, avoiding $S question.",
"$n whistles innocently, a sure sign of guilt.",
"$n whistles innocently at your question...hmmmmm.",
"You whistle innocently.",
"$n whistles innocently, trying to hide $s guilt."
},
{
"jsave",
"You profess 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'",
"$n announces 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'",
"You profess 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'",
"$n announces 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'",
"$n announces to you 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'",
"You profess 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'",
"$n announces 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'"
},
{
"kiss",
"Isn't there someone you want to kiss?",
NULL,
"You kiss $M.",
"$n kisses $N.",
"$n kisses you.",
"All the lonely people :(",
NULL
},
{
"lag",
"You complain about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...",
"$n has lost $s link because of the lag.",
"You complain to $N about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...",
"$n has lost $s link because of the lag.",
"$n has lost $s link because of the lag.",
"You complain about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...",
"$n has lost $s link because of the lag."
},
{
"laugh",
"You laugh.",
"$n laughs.",
"You laugh at $N mercilessly.",
"$n laughs at $N mercilessly.",
"$n laughs at you mercilessly. Hmmmmph.",
"You laugh at yourself. I would, too.",
"$n laughs at $mself. Let's all join in!!!"
},
{
"lick",
"You lick your lips and smile.",
"$n licks $s lips and smiles.",
"You lick $M.",
"$n licks $N.",
"$n licks you.",
"You lick yourself.",
"$n licks $mself - YUCK."
},
{
"listen",
"You listen intently.",
"$n listens intently.",
"You listen intently to what $E is saying.",
"$n listens intently to what $N is saying.",
"$n listens intently to what you are saying.",
"You pay close attention to what you are saying, trying to avoid saying something you shouldn't.",
"$n listens intently to $mself. $e must enjoy the sound of $s own voice."
},
{
"love",
"You love the whole world.",
"$n loves everybody in the world.",
"You tell your true feelings to $N.",
"$n whispers softly to $N.",
"$n whispers to you sweet words of love.",
"Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does!)",
"$n loves $mself, can you believe it ?"
},
{
"maim",
"Who do you want to maim?",
"$n is looking for someone to maim.",
"You maim $M with your dull fingernails.",
"$n raises $s hand and tries to maim $N to pieces.",
"$n raises $s hand and paws at you. You've been maimed!",
"You maim yourself with your dull fingernails.",
"$n raises $s hand and maims $mself to pieces."
},
{
"marvelous",
"You say 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'",
"$n says 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'",
"You say to $M, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'",
"$n says to $N, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'",
"$n says to you, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'",
"You say 'Ah dahling, I look MAHVELLOUS!'",
"$n says 'Ah dahling, I look MAHVELLOUS!'"
},
{
"massage",
"Massage what? Thin air?",
NULL,
"You gently massage $N's shoulders.",
"$n massages $N's shoulders.",
"$n gently massages your shoulders. Ahhhhhhhhhh ...",
"You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.",
"$n gives a show on yoga positions, trying to massage $mself."
},
{
"meow",
"MEOW.",
"$n meows. What's $e going to do next, wash $mself with $s tongue?",
"You meow at $M, hoping $E will give you some milk.",
"$n meows at $N, hoping $E will give $m some milk. ",
"$n meows at you. Maybe $e wants some milk.",
"You meow like a kitty cat.",
"$n meows like a kitty cat."
},
{
"mmm",
"You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.",
"$n says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'",
"You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.",
"$n says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'",
"$n thinks of you and says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'",
"You think of yourself, and go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.",
"$n thinks of $mself and says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'"
},
{
"moan",
"You start to moan.",
"$n starts moaning.",
"You moan for the loss of $M.",
"$n moans for the loss of $N.",
"$n moans at the sight of you. Hmmmm.",
"You moan at yourself.",
"$n makes $mself moan."
},
{
"mooch",
"You beg for money, weapons, coins.",
"$n says 'Spare change?'",
"You beg $N for money, weapons, coins.",
"$n begs you for favors of the insidious type...",
"$n begs you for favors of the insidious type...",
"You beg for money, weapons, coins.",
"$n says 'Spare change?'"
},
{
"moocow",
"You make cow noises. Mooooooooooooooooooo!",
"$n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.",
"You make cow noises at $M. Mooooooooooooooooooo!",
"$n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow at $N.",
"$n looks at you and Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.",
"You make cow noises. Mooooooooooooooooooo!",
"$n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow."
},
{
"moon",
"Gee your butt is big.",
"$n moons the entire room.",
"You show your big butt to $M.",
"$n shows $s big butt to $N. Find a paddle, quick!",
"$n shows $s big ugly butt to you. How do you like it?",
"You moon yourself.",
"$n moons $mself. Ugliest butt you ever saw."
},
{
"mosh",
"You MOSH insanely about the room.",
"$n MOSHES insanely about the room.",
"You MOSH $M into a pile of Jello pudding. Ewww!",
"$n MOSHES $N into Jello pudding. Ah, the blood!",
"$n MOSHES you into the ground.",
"You MOSH yourself. Ah the blood!",
"$n MOSHES and MOSHES and MOSHES and MOSHES..."
},
{
"muhaha",
"You laugh diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!",
"$n laughs diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!",
"You laugh at $M diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!",
"$n laughs at $N diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!",
"$n laughs at you diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!",
"Muhaha at yourself? Wierd.",
NULL
},
{
"mwalk",
"You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room.",
"$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.",
"You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room.",
"$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.",
"$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.",
"You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room.",
"$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room."
},
{
"nail",
"You nibble nervously on your nails.",
"$n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.",
"You nibble nervously on your nails.",
"$n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.",
"$n nibbles nervously on your fingernails. Yuck!",
"You nibble nervously on your nails.",
"$n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails."
},
{
"nasty",
"You do the best imitation of the nasty you can.",
"$n does the nasty solo? -- wow.",
"You do the nasty with $M.",
"$n does the nasty with $N. Find a firehose quick!",
"$n does the nasty with you. How do you like it?",
"You do the nasty with yourself.",
"$n does the nasty with $mself. Hoo boy."
},
{
"ni",
"You exclaim proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'",
"$n exclaims proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'",
"You exclaim proudly to $M, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'",
"$n exclaims proudly to $N, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'",
"$n proudly exclaims to you, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'",
"You exclaim proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'",
"$n exclaims proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'"
},
{
"nibble",
"Nibble on whom?",
NULL,
"You nibble on $N's ear.",
"$n nibbles on $N's ear.",
"$n nibbles on your ear.",
"You nibble on your OWN ear.",
"$n nibbles on $s OWN ear."
},
{
"nod",
"You nod affirmative.",
"$n nods affirmative.",
"You nod in recognition to $M.",
"$n nods in recognition to $N.",
"$n nods in recognition to you. You DO know $m, right?",
"You nod at yourself. Are you getting senile?",
"$n nods at $mself. $e must be getting senile."
},
{
"noogie",
"You look around, wondering who would like to get a noogie.",
"$n looks around, wondering who would like to get a noogie.",
"You put $M in a headlock and give $M a severe noogie.",
"$n puts $N in a headlock and gives $M a noogie.",
"$n puts you in a headlock and gives you a severe noogie.",
"You give yourself a noogie. What a goof!",
"$n gives $mself a noogie. What a goof!"
},
{
"nose",
"Gee your nose is big.",
"$n noses around in your business.",
"You tweak $S nose.",
"$n tweaks $N's nose. Ow!",
"$n tweaks your nose. Ow!",
"You wiggle your nose.",
"$n wiggles $s nose."
},
{
"nudge",
"Nudge whom?",
NULL,
"You nudge $M.",
"$n nudges $N.",
"$n nudges you.",
"You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.",
"$n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake."
},
{
"nuke",
"Who do you want to nuke?",
"$n tries to put something in the microwave.",
"You envelop $M in a mushroom cloud.",
"$n detonates a nuclear warhead at $N. Uh oh!",
"$n envelops you in a mushroom cloud.",
"You nuke yourself.",
"$n puts $mself in the microwave."
},
{
"nuzzle",
"Nuzzle whom?",
NULL,
"You nuzzle $S neck softly.",
"$n softly nuzzles $N's neck.",
"$n softly nuzzles your neck.",
"I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.",
NULL
},
{
"ogle",
"Whom do you want to ogle?",
NULL,
"You ogle $M like $E was a piece of meat.",
"$n ogles $N. Maybe you should leave them alone for awhile?",
"$n ogles you. Guess what $e is thinking about?",
"You ogle yourself. You may just be too wierd for this mud.",
"$n ogles $mself. Better hope that $e stops there."
},
{
"ohno",
"Oh no! You did it again!",
"Oh no! $n did it again!",
"You exclaim to $M, 'Oh no! I did it again!'",
"$n exclaims to $N, 'Oh no! I did it again!'",
"$n exclaims to you, 'Oh no! I did it again!'",
"You exclaim to yourself, 'Oh no! I did it again!'",
"$n exclaims to $mself, 'Oh no! I did it again!'"
},
{
"oink",
"You make pig noises. OINK!",
"$n oinks 'OINK OINK OINK!'",
"You make pig noises at $M. OINK!",
"$n oinks at $N: 'OINK OINK OINK!'",
"$n oinks at you: 'OINK OINK OINK!'",
"You make pig noises. OINK!",
"$n oinks 'OINK OINK OINK!'"
},
{
"ooo",
"You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.",
"$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'",
"You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.",
"$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'",
"$n thinks of you and says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'",
"You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.",
"$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'"
},
{
"pat",
"Pat whom?",
NULL,
"You pat $N on $S head.",
"$n pats $N on $S head.",
"$n pats you on your head.",
"You pat yourself on your head. Aren't you proud?",
"$n pats $mself on the head. $e is proud of $mself!"
},
{
"peck",
"You peck for seeds on the ground.",
"$n pecks for seeds on the ground.",
"You give $M a little peck on the cheek.",
"$n gives $N a small peck on the cheek.",
"$n gives you a sweet peck on the cheek.",
"You kiss your own pectoral muscles.",
"$n pecks $mself on $s pectoral muscles."
},
{
"peer",
"You peer intently about your surroundings.",
"$n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.",
"You peer at $M quizzically.",
"$n peers at $N quizzically.",
"$n peers at you quizzically.",
"You peer intently about your surroundings.",
"$n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt."
},
{
"phaser",
"You aim your phasers at everyone in the room.",
"$n aims a phaser at everyone in the room. LOOK OUT!",
"You set your phaser on OWCH and point it at $M.",
"$n sets $s phaser on OWCH and points it at $N. Uh oh...",
"$n sets $s phaser on OWCH and points it at you. Uh oh...",
"You aim your phasers at yourself. Duck!",
"$n aims $s phasers at $mself. Maybe $e's depressed?"
},
{
"pinch",
"You toss a pinch of salt over your shoulder.",
"$n tosses a pinch of salt over $s shoulder.",
"You pinch $S rosy cheeks.",
"$n pinches $N's rosy cheeks.",
"$n pinches your chubby cheeks.",
"You need a pinch of salt.",
"$n needs a pinch of salt."
},
{
"ping",
"Ping who?",
NULL,
"You ping $N. $N is unreachable.",
"$n pings $N. $N is unreachable.",
"$n pings you. Is your server dead or alive?",
"You ping yourself. Ooof!",
"$n pings $mself. Ooof!"
},
{
"point",
"Point at whom?",
NULL,
"You point at $M accusingly.",
"$n points at $N accusingly.",
"$n points at you accusingly.",
"You point proudly at yourself.",
"$n points proudly at $mself."
},
{
"poke",
"Poke whom?",
NULL,
"You poke $M in the ribs.",
"$n pokes $N in the ribs.",
"$n pokes you in the ribs.",
"You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.",
"$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish."
},
{
"ponder",
"You ponder the question.",
"$n sits down and thinks deeply.",
"$n sits down and thinks deeply.",
"$n sits down and thinks deeply.",
"$n sits down and thinks deeply.",
"$n sits down and thinks deeply.",
"$n sits down and thinks deeply."
},
{
"possum",
"You do your best imitation of a corpse.",
"$n hits the ground... DEAD.",
"You do your best imitation of a corpse.",
"$n hits the ground... DEAD.",
"$n hits the ground... DEAD.",
"You do your best imitation of a corpse.",
"$n hits the ground... DEAD."
},
{
"potato",
"You juggle a hot potato in your hands.",
"$n juggles a hot potato in $s hands.",
"You juggle a hot potato and pass it onto $M.",
"$n juggles a hot potato and gives it to $N!",
"$n juggles a hot potato and gives it to YOU!",
"You juggle a hot potato in your hands.",
"$n juggles a hot potato in $s hands."
},
{
"poupon",
"You say 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'.",
"$n says 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'",
"You say to $M, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'.",
"$n says to $N, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'",
"$n says to you, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'",
"You say 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'.",
"$n says 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'"
},
{
"pout",
"Ah, don't take it so hard.",
"$n pouts.",
"Ah, don't take it so hard.",
"$n pouts at $N. What did $N do?",
"$n pouts at you. What did you do to $m?",
"Ah, don't take it so hard.",
"$n pouts."
},
{
"pray",
"You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.",
"$n begs and grovels to the powers that be.",
"You crawl in the dust before $M.",
"$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.",
"$n kisses the dirt at your feet.",
"Talk about narcissism ...",
"$n mumbles a prayer to $mself."
},
{
"pretend",
"You pretend you are a GOD, and slay everyone in sight!",
"$n is pretending $e is an implementor again. *sigh*",
"You pretend you are a GOD, and demote $M to level 1.",
"$n pretends $e is a GOD, and says, '$N, you're demoted to level 1!'",
"$n pretends $e is a GOD, and says, 'You are demoted to level 1!'",
"You pretend you are an implementor, and you demote yourself to level 1.",
"$n pretends $e is a GOD, and demotes $mself to level 1."
},
{
"propose",
"You propose a contract game of bridge.",
"$n proposes a contract game of bridge.",
"You propose marriage to $M.",
"$n gets down on one knee and proposes to $N.",
"$n says quietly 'Will you marry me?'",
"Even you wouldn't marry yourself.",
"$n refuses the proposal made by $mself."
},
{
"puke",
"You puke ... chunks everywhere!",
"$n pukes.",
"You puke on $M.",
"$n pukes on $N.",
"$n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!",
"You puke on yourself.",
"$n pukes on $s clothes."
},
{
"punch",
"Punch whom?",
NULL,
"You punch $M playfully.",
"$n punches $N playfully.",
"$n punches you playfully. OUCH!",
"You punch yourself. You deserve it.",
"$n punches $mself. Why don't you join in?"
},
{
"purr",
"MMMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW.",
"$n purrs contentedly.",
"You purr contentedly in $S lap.",
"$n purrs contentedly in $N's lap.",
"$n purrs contentedly in your lap.",
"You purr at yourself.",
"$n purrs at $mself. Must be a cat thing."
},
{
"push",
"You push the history-eraser button! BUT, nothing seems to happen.",
"$n pushes the history-eraser button! BUT, nothing seems to happen.",
"You push $M away in disgust.",
"$n pushes $N away in disgust.",
"$n pushes you away in disgust.",
"You push yourself to the limit of your abilities.",
"$n pushes $mself to the limits of $s abilites."
},
{
"raise",
"You raise your hand in response.",
"$n raises $s hand in response.",
"You raise your hand in response.",
"$n raises $s hand in response.",
"$n raises $s hand in response to you.",
"You raise your hand in response.",
"$n raises $s hand in response."
},
{
"reassure",
"You reassure everyone that everything will be ok.",
"$n reassures everyone that everything will be ok.",
"You hug $M reassuringly.",
"$n hugs $N reassuringly.",
"$n hugs you reassuringly.",
"You try to reassure yourself that everything will be ok.",
"$n tries to reassure $mself that everything will be ok."
},
{
"renandstimpy",
"You say, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!'",
"$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!'",
"You exclaim, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the mere thought of $M.",
"$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' as $e sees $N enter the room.",
"$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' when $e sees you approach.",
"You exclaim, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the thought of yourself.",
"$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the thought of $mself."
},
{
"rofl",
"You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.",
"$n rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.",
"You laugh your head off at $S remark.",
"$n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's remark.",
"$n can't stop laughing at your remark.",
"You roll on the floor and laugh at yourself.",
"$n laughs at $mself. Join in the fun."
},
{
"roll",
"You roll your eyes.",
"$n rolls $s eyes.",
"You roll your eyes at $M.",
"$n rolls $s eyes at $N.",
"$n rolls $s eyes at you.",
"You roll your eyes at yourself.",
"$n rolls $s eyes at $mself."
},
{
"rub",
"You rub your eyes. How long have you been at this?",
"$n rubs $s eyes. $n must have been playing all day.",
"You rub your eyes. Has $N been playing as long as you have?",
"$n rubs $s eyes. $n must have been playing all day.",
"$n rubs $s eyes. Have you been playing as long as $m?",
"You rub your eyes. How long have you been at this?",
"$n rubs $s eyes. $n must have been playing all day."
},
{
"ruffle",
"You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.",
NULL,
"You ruffle $N's hair playfully.",
"$n ruffles $N's hair playfully.",
"$n ruffles your hair playfully.",
"You ruffle your hair.",
"$n ruffles $s hair."
},
{
"russian",
"You speak Russian. Yeah, right. Dream on.",
"$n says 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?",
"You speak Russian to $M. Yeah, right. Dream on.",
"$n says to $N 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?",
"$n says to you 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?",
"You speak Russian. Yeah, right. Dream on.",
"$n says 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?"
},
{
"sad",
"You put on a glum expression.",
"$n looks particularly glum today. *sniff*",
"You give $M your best glum expression.",
"$n looks at $N glumly. *sniff* Poor $n.",
"$n looks at you glumly. *sniff* Poor $n.",
"You bow your head and twist your toe in the dirt glumly.",
"$n bows $s head and twists $s toe in the dirt glumly."
},
{
"salute",
"You salute smartly.",
"$n salutes smartly.",
"You salute $M.",
"$n salutes $N.",
"$n salutes you.",
"Huh?",
NULL
},
{
"scold",
"You scold everyone for being so naughty!",
"$n scolds everyone for being so naughty!",
"You scold $M for being so naughty!",
"$n scolds $N for being so naughty!",
"$n scolds you for being so naughty!",
"You scold yourself for being so naughty!",
"$n scolds $mself for being so naughty!"
},
{
"scream",
"ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!",
"$n screams loudly!",
"ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!",
"$n screams loudly at $N. Better leave before $e blames you, too!!!",
"$n screams at you! That's not nice! *sniff*",
"You scream at yourself. Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!",
"$n screams loudly at $mself! Is there a full moon up?"
},
{
"shake",
"You shake your head.",
"$n shakes $s head.",
"You shake $S hand.",
"$n shakes $N's hand.",
"$n shakes your hand.",
"You are shaken by yourself.",
"$n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly."
},
{
"shiver",
"Brrrrrrrrr.",
"$n shivers uncomfortably.",
"You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.",
"$n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.",
"$n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.",
"You shiver to yourself?",
"$n scares $mself to shivers."
},
{
"shrug",
"You shrug.",
"$n shrugs helplessly.",
"You shrug in response to $S question.",
"$n shrugs in response to $N's question.",
"$n shrugs in response to your question.",
"You shrug to yourself.",
"$n shrugs to $mself. What a strange person."
},
{
"sigh",
"You sigh.",
"$n sighs loudly.",
"You sigh as you think of $M.",
"$n sighs at the sight of $N.",
"$n sighs as $e thinks of you. Touching, huh?",
"You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely.",
"$n sighs at $mself. What a sorry sight."
},
{
"sing",
"You raise your clear voice towards the sky.",
"$n has begun to sing.",
"You sing a ballad to $M.",
"$n sings a ballad to $N.",
"$n sings a ballad to you! How sweet!",
"You sing a little ditty to yourself.",
"$n sings a little ditty to $mself."
},
{
"slobber",
"You slobber all over the floor.",
"$n slobbers all over the floor.",
"You slobber all over $M.",
"$n slobbers all over $N.",
"$n slobbers all over you.",
"You slobber all down your front.",
"$n slobbers all over $mself."
},
{
"smile",
"You smile happily.",
"$n smiles happily.",
"You smile at $M.",
"$n beams a smile at $N.",
"$n smiles at you.",
"You smile at yourself.",
"$n smiles at $mself."
},
{
"smirk",
"You smirk.",
"$n smirks.",
"You smirk at $S saying.",
"$n smirks at $N's saying.",
"$n smirks at your saying.",
"You smirk at yourself. Okay ...",
"$n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'."
},
{
"smoke",
"You calmly light a cigarette and take a puff.",
"$n calmly lights a cigarette and take a puff.",
"You blow smoke into $S eyes.",
"$n blows smoke into $N's eyes.",
"$n blows smoke rings into your eyes.",
"You call down lightning and SMOKE yourself.",
"$n calls down lightning and SMOKES $mself."
},
{
"smooch",
"You are searching for someone to smooch.",
"$n is looking for someone to smooch.",
"You give $M a nice, wet smooch.",
"$n and $N are smooching in the corner.",
"$n smooches you passionately on the lips.",
"You smooch yourself.",
"$n smooches $mself. Yuck."
},
{
"snap",
"PRONTO ! You snap your fingers.",
"$n snaps $s fingers.",
"You snap back at $M.",
"$n snaps back at $N.",
"$n snaps back at you!",
"You snap yourself to attention.",
"$n snaps $mself to attention."
},
{
"snarl",
"You grizzle your teeth and look mean.",
"$n snarls angrily.",
"You snarl at $M.",
"$n snarls at $N.",
"$n snarls at you, for some reason.",
"You snarl at yourself.",
"$n snarls at $mself."
},
{
"sneeze",
"Gesundheit!",
"$n sneezes.",
"$n sneezes.",
"$n sneezes.",
"$n sneezes.",
"$n sneezes.",
"$n sneezes."
},
{
"snicker",
"You snicker softly.",
"$n snickers softly.",
"You snicker with $M about your shared secret.",
"$n snickers with $N about their shared secret.",
"$n snickers with you about your shared secret.",
"You snicker at your own evil thoughts.",
"$n snickers at $s own evil thoughts."
},
{
"sniff",
"You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*",
"$n sniffs sadly.",
"You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.",
"$n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.",
"$n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.",
"You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.",
"$n sniffs sadly at $mself. Something MUST be bothering $m."
},
{
"snore",
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.",
"$n snores loudly.",
"$n snores loudly.",
"$n snores loudly.",
"$n snores loudly.",
"$n snores loudly.",
"$n snores loudly."
},
{
"snort",
"You snort.",
"$n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved.",
"You snort. Maybe $N would like some?",
"$n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved.",
"$n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved. Like some?",
"You snort.",
"$n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved."
},
{
"snowball",
"Whom do you want to throw a snowball at?",
NULL,
"You throw a snowball in $N's face.",
"$n throws a snowball at $N.",
"$n throws a snowball at you.",
"You throw a snowball at yourself.",
"$n throws a snowball at $mself."
},
{
"snuggle",
"Who?",
NULL,
"you snuggle $M.",
"$n snuggles up to $N.",
"$n snuggles up to you.",
"You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.",
"$n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep."
},
{
"spam",
"You mutter 'SPAM' quietly to yourself.",
"$n sings 'SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM....'",
"You hurl a can of SPAM at $M.",
"$n hurls a can of SPAM at $N.",
"$n SPAMS you viciously.",
"You mutter 'SPAM' in the corner quietly.",
"$n mutters 'SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM'. Join in!"
},
{
"spanish",
"You speak Spanish or at least you think you do.",
"$n says 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh.",
"You speak Spanish or at least you think you do.",
"$n says 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh.",
"$n says 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh.",
"You speak Spanish or at least you think you do.",
"$n says to $mself 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh."
},
{
"spank",
"Spank whom?",
NULL,
"You spank $M playfully.",
"$n spanks $N playfully.",
"$n spanks you playfully. OUCH!",
"You spank yourself. Kinky!",
"$n spanks $mself. Kinky!"
},
{
"spin",
"You twirl in a graceful pirouette.",
"$n twirls in a graceful pirouette.",
"You spin $M on one finger.",
"$n spins $N on $s finger.",
"$n spins you around on $s finger.",
"You spin yourself around and around and around....",
"$n spins $mself around and around and around..."
},
{
"squeal",
"You squeal with delight.",
"$n squeals with delight.",
"You squeal at $M.",
"$n squeals at $N. Wonder why?",
"$n squeals at you. You must be doing something good.",
"You squeal at yourself.",
"$n squeals at $mself."
},
{
"squeeze",
"Where, what, how, whom?",
NULL,
"You squeeze $M fondly.",
"$n squeezes $N fondly.",
"$n squeezes you fondly.",
"You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!",
"$n squeezes $mself."
},
{
"squirm",
"You squirm guiltily.",
"$n squirms guiltily. Looks like $e did it.",
"You squirm in front of $M.",
"$n squirms in front of $N.",
"$n squirms in front of you. You make $m nervous.",
"You squirm and squirm and squirm....",
"$n squirms and squirms and squirm....."
},
{
"squish",
"You squish your toes into the sand.",
"$n squishes $s toes into the sand.",
"You squish $M between your legs.",
"$n squishes $N between $s legs.",
"$n squishes you between $s legs.",
"You squish yourself.",
"$n squishes $mself. OUCH."
},
{
"stare",
"You stare at the sky.",
"$n stares at the sky.",
"You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..",
"$n stares dreamily at $N.",
"$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.",
"You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.",
"$n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!"
},
{
"stickup",
"You don a mask and ask for everyone's gold.",
"$n says 'This is a stickup. Gimme yer gold, NOW!'",
"You don a mask and ask for $S gold.",
"$n says to $N, 'This is a stickup. Gimme yer gold, NOW!'",
"$n says to you, 'This is a stickup. Gimme yer gold, NOW!'",
"You extort money from yourself.",
"$n holds $s weapon to $s throat and says 'Ok, me, give me all my money!'"
},
{
"stretch",
"You stretch and relax your sore muscles.",
"$n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it.",
"You stretch and relax your sore muscles.",
"$n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it.",
"$n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it.",
"You stretch and relax your sore muscles.",
"$n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it."
},
{
"strip",
"You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance.",
"$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively around the room.",
"You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance.",
"$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively at $N.",
"$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively at you.",
"You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance.",
"$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively around the room."
},
{
"strut",
"Strut your stuff.",
"$n struts proudly.",
"You strut to get $S attention.",
"$n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.",
"$n struts, hoping to get your attention.",
"You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.",
"$n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world."
},
{
"suffer",
"No xp again? You suffer at the hands of fate.",
"$n is suffering. Looks like $e can't seem to level.",
"You tell $M how you suffer whenever you're away from $M.",
"$n tells $N that $e suffers whenever they're apart.",
"$n tells you that $e suffers whenever you're apart.",
"No xp again? You suffer at the hands of fate.",
"$n is suffering. Looks like $e can't seem to level."
},
{
"sulk",
"You sulk.",
"$n sulks in the corner.",
"$n sulks in the corner.",
"$n sulks in the corner.",
"$n sulks in the corner.",
"$n sulks in the corner.",
"$n sulks in the corner."
},
{
"surf",
"You stoke your soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.",
"$n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.",
"You stoke your soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.",
"$n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.",
"$n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.",
"You stoke your soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.",
"$n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave."
},
{
"sweep",
"You grab a broom and sweep up the mess you made.",
"$n grabs a broom and sweeps up the mess $e made.",
"You sweep $M up off $S feet and swirl $M around in happiness.",
"$n sweeps $N up off $S feet and swirls $M around in happiness.",
"$n sweeps you off your feet and swirls you around in happiness.",
"You swirl around in happiness.",
"$n swirls $mself around. Pretty silly, huh?"
},
{
"swoon",
"You swoon in ecstacy.",
"$n swoons in ecstacy.",
"You swoon in ecstacy at the thought of $M.",
"$n swoons in ecstacy at the thought of $N.",
"$n swoons in ecstacy as $e thinks of you.",
"You swoon in ecstacy.",
"$n swoons in ecstacy."
},
{
"tackle",
"You can't tackle the AIR!",
NULL,
"You run over to $M and bring $M down!",
"$n runs over to $N and tackles $M to the ground!",
"$n runs over to you and tackles you to the ground!",
"You wrap your arms around yourself, and throw yourself to the ground.",
"$n wraps $s arms around $mself and brings $mself down!?"
},
{
"tap",
"You tap your foot impatiently.",
"$n taps $s foot impatiently.",
"You tap your foot impatiently. Will $E ever be ready?",
"$n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for $N.",
"$n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for you.",
"You tap yourself on the head. Ouch!",
"$n taps $mself on the head."
},
{
"tender",
"You will enjoy it more if you choose someone to kiss.",
NULL,
"You give $M a soft, tender kiss.",
"$n gives $N a soft, tender kiss.",
"$n gives you a soft, tender kiss.",
"You'd better not, people may start to talk!",
NULL
},
{
"thank",
"Thank you too.",
NULL,
"You thank $N heartily.",
"$n thanks $N heartily.",
"$n thanks you heartily.",
"You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !",
"$n thanks $mself since you won't."
},
{
"think",
"You think about times past and friends forgotten.",
"$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.",
"You think about times past and friends forgotten.",
"$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.",
"$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought. Maybe $e is thinking of you?",
"You think about times past and friends forgotten.",
"$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought."
},
{
"throttle",
"Whom do you want to throttle?",
NULL,
"You throttle $M till $E is blue in the face.",
"$n throttles $N about the neck, until $E passes out. THUNK!",
"$n throttles you about the neck until you pass out. THUNK!",
"That might hurt! Better not do it!",
"$n is getting a crazy look in $s eye again."
},
{
"tickle",
"Whom do you want to tickle?",
NULL,
"You tickle $N - $E starts giggling.",
"$n tickles $N - $E starts giggling.",
"$n tickles you - hee hee hee.",
"You tickle yourself, how funny!",
"$n tickles $mself."
},
{
"timeout",
"You take a 'T' and drink some Gatorade (tm).",
"$n takes a 'T' and drinks some Gatorade (tm).",
"You take a 'T' and offer $M some Gatorade (tm).",
"$n takes a 'T' and offers $N some Gatorade (tm).",
"$n takes a 'T' and offers you some Gatorade (tm).",
"You take a 'T' and drink some Gatorade (tm).",
"$n takes a 'T' and drinks some Gatorade (tm)."
},
{
"tongue",
"You stick out your tongue.",
"$n sticks out $s tongue.",
"You stick your tongue out at $M.",
"$n sticks $s tongue out at $N.",
"$n sticks $s tongue out at you.",
"You stick out your tongue and touch your nose.",
"$n sticks out $s tongue and touches $s nose."
},
{
"torture",
"You have to torture someone!",
NULL,
"You torture $M with rusty weapons, Mwaahhhhh!!",
"$n tortures $N with rusty weapons, $E must have been REAL bad!",
"$n tortures you with rusty weapons! What did you DO!?!",
"You torture yourself with rusty weapons. Was it good for you?",
"$n tortures $mself with rusty weapons. Looks like $e enjoys it!?"
},
{
"tummy",
"You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.",
"$n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery.",
"You rub your tummy and ask $M for some food.",
"$n rubs $s tummy and asks $N for some food.",
"$n rubs $s tummy and asks you for some food. Please?",
"You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.",
"$n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery."
},
{
"tweety",
"You exclaim 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'",
"$n exclaims 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'",
"You exclaim to $M, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'",
"$n exclaims to $N, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'",
"$n exclaims to you, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'",
"You exclaim to yourself, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'",
"$n exclaims to $mself, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'"
},
{
"twiddle",
"You patiently twiddle your thumbs.",
"$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.",
"You twiddle $S ears.",
"$n twiddles $N's ears.",
"$n twiddles your ears.",
"You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.",
"$n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo."
},
{
"type",
"You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.",
"$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.",
"You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.",
"$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.",
"$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.",
"You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.",
"$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard."
},
{
"wave",
"You wave.",
"$n waves happily.",
"You wave goodbye to $N.",
"$n waves goodbye to $N.",
"$n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey.",
"Are you going on adventures as well?",
"$n waves goodbye to $mself."
},
{
"wedgie",
"You look around for someone to wedgie.",
"$n is looking around for someone to wedgie! Run!",
"You wedgie $M. Must be fun! ",
"$n wedgies $N to the heavens.",
"$n wedgies you! Ouch!",
"You delight in pinning your underwear to the sky.",
"$n wedgies $mself and revels with glee."
},
{
"whine",
"You whine like the great whiners of the century.",
"$n whines 'I want to be a god already. I need more hitpoints..I...'",
"You whine to $M like the great whiners of the century.",
"$n whines to $N 'I want to be an immortal already. I need more hp...I..'",
"$n whines to you 'I want to be an immortal already. I need more hp...I...'",
"You whine like the great whiners of the century.",
"$n whines 'I want to be a god already. I need more hitpoints..I...'"
},
{
"whistle",
"You whistle appreciatively.",
"$n whistles appreciatively.",
"You whistle at the sight of $M.",
"$n whistles at the sight of $N.",
"$n whistles at the sight of you.",
"You whistle a little tune to yourself.",
"$n whistles a little tune to $mself."
},
{
"wiggle",
"You wiggle your bottom.",
"$n wiggles $s bottom.",
"You wiggle your bottom toward $M.",
"$n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.",
"$n wiggles $s bottom toward you.",
"You wiggle about like a fish.",
"$n wiggles about like a fish."
},
{
"wince",
"You wince. Ouch!",
"$n winces. Ouch!",
"You wince at $M.",
"$n winces at $N.",
"$n winces at you.",
"You wince at yourself. Ouch!",
"$n winces at $mself. Ouch!"
},
{
"wink",
"You wink suggestively.",
"$n winks suggestively.",
"You wink suggestively at $N.",
"$n winks at $N.",
"$n winks suggestively at you.",
"You wink at yourself ? - what are you up to ?",
"$n winks at $mself - something strange is going on..."
},
{
"wish",
"You make a wish upon a star for a dream you have.",
"$n sighs... and makes a wish upon a shooting star.",
"You wish to be loved by $M.",
"$n wishes to be loved by $N.",
"$n wishes to be loved by you.",
"You wish for more attention.",
"$n wishes for more attention."
},
{
"worship",
"You worship the powers that be.",
"$n worships the powers that be.",
"You drop to your knees in homage of $M.",
"$n prostrates $mself before $N.",
"$n believes you are all powerful.",
"You worship yourself.",
"$n worships $mself - ah, the conceitedness of it all."
},
{
"wrap",
"You wrap a present for your love.",
"$n wraps a present for someone special.",
"You wrap your legs around $M.",
"$n wraps $s legs around $N.",
"$n wraps $s legs around you. Wonder what's coming next?",
"You wrap yourself with some paper.",
"$n wraps $mself with some wrapping paper. Is it Christmas?"
},
{
"yabba",
"YABBA-DABBA-DOO!",
"$n hollers 'Hey Wilma -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'",
"You holler 'Hey $N -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'",
"$n hollers 'Hey $N -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'",
"$n hollers 'Hey $N -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'",
"YABBA-DABBA-DOO!",
"$n hollers 'Hey Wilma -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'"
},
{
"yahoo",
"You do your best Han Solo impression.",
"$n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, kid, that was one in a million!'",
"You do your best Han Solo impression.",
"$n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, $N, that was one in a million!'",
"$n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, $N, that was one in a million!'",
"You do your best Han Solo impression.",
"$n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, $n, that was one in a million!'"
},
{
"yawn",
"You must be tired.",
"$n yawns.",
"You must be tired.",
"$n yawns at $N. Maybe you should let them go to bed?",
"$n yawns at you. Maybe $e wants you to go to bed with $m?",
"You must be tired.",
"$n yawns."
},
{
"yeehaw",
"You mount your white pony (?) and shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!'",
"$n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'",
"You mount your white pony (?) and shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!'",
"$n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'",
"$n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'",
"You mount your white pony (?) and shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!'",
"$n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'"
},
{
"",
NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL
}
};
/*
* The main entry point for executing commands.
* Can be recursively called from 'at', 'order', 'force'.
*/
void interpret( CHAR_DATA *ch, char *argument )
{
char command [ MAX_INPUT_LENGTH ];
char logline [ MAX_INPUT_LENGTH ];
int cmd;
int trust;
bool found;
/*
* Strip leading spaces.
*/
while ( isspace( *argument ) )
argument++;
if ( argument[0] == '\0' )
return;
/*
* No hiding and remove AFK
*/
REMOVE_BIT( ch->affected_by, AFF_HIDE );
if ( !IS_NPC( ch ) )
REMOVE_BIT( ch->act, PLR_AFK );
/*
* Implement freeze command.
*/
if ( !IS_NPC( ch ) && IS_SET( ch->act, PLR_FREEZE ) )
{
send_to_char( "You're totally frozen!\r\n", ch );
return;
}
/*
* Grab the command word.
* Special parsing so ' can be a command,
* also no spaces needed after punctuation.
*/
strcpy( logline, argument );
if ( !isalpha( argument[0] ) && !isdigit( argument[0] ) )
{
command[0] = argument[0];
command[1] = '\0';
argument++;
while ( isspace( *argument ) )
argument++;
}
else
{
argument = one_argument( argument, command );
}
/*
* Look for command in command table.
*/
found = FALSE;
trust = get_trust( ch );
for ( cmd = 0; cmd_table[cmd].name[0] != '\0'; cmd++ )
{
if ( command[0] == cmd_table[cmd].name[0]
&& !str_prefix( command, cmd_table[cmd].name )
&& ( cmd_table[cmd].level <= trust ) )
{
found = TRUE;
break;
}
}
/*
* Log and snoop.
*/
if ( cmd_table[cmd].log == LOG_NEVER )
strcpy( logline, "XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXX" );
if ( ( !IS_NPC( ch ) && IS_SET( ch->act, PLR_LOG ) )
|| fLogAll
|| cmd_table[cmd].log == LOG_ALWAYS )
{
sprintf( log_buf, "Log %s: %s", ch->name, logline );
log_string( log_buf );
}
if ( ch->desc && ch->desc->snoop_by )
{
write_to_buffer( ch->desc->snoop_by, "% ", 2 );
write_to_buffer( ch->desc->snoop_by, logline, 0 );
write_to_buffer( ch->desc->snoop_by, "\r\n", 2 );
}
if ( !found )
{
/*
* Look for command in socials table.
*/
if ( !check_social( ch, command, argument ) )
send_to_char( "Huh?\r\n", ch );
return;
}
/*
* Character not in position for command?
*/
if ( ch->position < cmd_table[cmd].position )
{
switch( ch->position )
{
case POS_DEAD:
send_to_char( "Lie still; you are DEAD.\r\n", ch );
break;
case POS_MORTAL:
case POS_INCAP:
send_to_char( "You are hurt far too bad for that.\r\n", ch );
break;
case POS_STUNNED:
send_to_char( "You are too stunned to do that.\r\n", ch );
break;
case POS_SLEEPING:
send_to_char( "In your dreams, or what?\r\n", ch );
break;
case POS_RESTING:
send_to_char( "Nah... You feel too relaxed...\r\n", ch );
break;
case POS_FIGHTING:
send_to_char( "No way! You are still fighting!\r\n", ch );
break;
}
return;
}
/*
* Dispatch the command.
*/
(*cmd_table[cmd].do_fun) ( ch, argument );
tail_chain( );
return;
}
bool check_social( CHAR_DATA *ch, char *command, char *argument )
{
CHAR_DATA *victim;
char arg [ MAX_INPUT_LENGTH ];
int cmd;
bool found;
found = FALSE;
for ( cmd = 0; social_table[cmd].name[0] != '\0'; cmd++ )
{
if ( command[0] == social_table[cmd].name[0]
&& !str_prefix( command, social_table[cmd].name ) )
{
found = TRUE;
break;
}
}
if ( !found )
return FALSE;
if ( !IS_NPC( ch ) && IS_SET( ch->act, PLR_NO_EMOTE ) )
{
send_to_char( "You are anti-social!\r\n", ch );
return TRUE;
}
switch ( ch->position )
{
case POS_DEAD:
send_to_char( "Lie still; you are DEAD.\r\n", ch );
return TRUE;
case POS_INCAP:
case POS_MORTAL:
send_to_char( "You are hurt far too badly for that.\r\n", ch );
return TRUE;
case POS_STUNNED:
send_to_char( "You are too stunned to do that.\r\n", ch );
return TRUE;
case POS_SLEEPING:
/*
* I just know this is the path to a 12" 'if' statement. :(
* But two players asked for it already! -- Furey
*/
if ( !str_cmp( social_table[cmd].name, "snore" ) )
break;
send_to_char( "In your dreams, or what?\r\n", ch );
return TRUE;
}
one_argument( argument, arg );
victim = NULL;
if ( arg[0] == '\0' )
{
act( social_table[cmd].char_no_arg, ch, NULL, victim, TO_CHAR );
act( social_table[cmd].others_no_arg, ch, NULL, victim, TO_ROOM );
}
else if ( !( victim = get_char_world( ch, arg ) ) )
{
send_to_char( "They aren't here.\r\n", ch );
}
else if ( victim == ch )
{
act( social_table[cmd].char_auto, ch, NULL, victim, TO_CHAR );
act( social_table[cmd].others_auto, ch, NULL, victim, TO_ROOM );
}
else if ( !get_char_room( ch, arg ) && can_see( ch, victim ) )
{
if ( !IS_NPC( victim ) )
{
ROOM_INDEX_DATA *original;
char *ldbase = "From far away, ";
char ldmsg [ MAX_STRING_LENGTH ];
original = ch->in_room;
char_from_room( ch );
char_to_room( ch, victim->in_room );
strcpy( ldmsg, ldbase );
strcat( ldmsg, social_table[cmd].char_found );
act( ldmsg, ch, NULL, victim, TO_CHAR );
strcpy( ldmsg, ldbase );
strcat( ldmsg, social_table[cmd].vict_found );
act( ldmsg, ch, NULL, victim, TO_VICT );
char_from_room( ch );
char_to_room( ch, original );
}
else
{
send_to_char( "They aren't here.\r\n", ch );
}
}
else
{
act( social_table[cmd].char_found, ch, NULL, victim, TO_CHAR );
act( social_table[cmd].vict_found, ch, NULL, victim, TO_VICT );
act( social_table[cmd].others_found, ch, NULL, victim, TO_NOTVICT );
if ( !IS_NPC( ch )
&& IS_NPC( victim )
&& !IS_AFFECTED( victim, AFF_CHARM )
&& IS_AWAKE( victim ) )
{
switch ( number_bits( 4 ) )
{
case 0:
if ( ( victim->level < ch->level )
&& !( victim->fighting ) )
multi_hit( victim, ch, TYPE_UNDEFINED );
break;
case 1: case 2: case 3: case 4:
case 5: case 6: case 7: case 8:
act( social_table[cmd].char_found,
victim, NULL, ch, TO_CHAR );
act( social_table[cmd].vict_found,
victim, NULL, ch, TO_VICT );
act( social_table[cmd].others_found,
victim, NULL, ch, TO_NOTVICT );
break;
case 9: case 10: case 11: case 12:
act( "You slap $N.", victim, NULL, ch, TO_CHAR );
act( "$n slaps you.", victim, NULL, ch, TO_VICT );
act( "$n slaps $N.", victim, NULL, ch, TO_NOTVICT );
break;
}
}
}
return TRUE;
}
/*
* Return true if an argument is completely numeric.
*/
bool is_number( char *arg )
{
if ( *arg == '\0' )
return FALSE;
if ( *arg == '+' || *arg == '-' )
arg++;
for ( ; *arg != '\0'; arg++ )
{
if ( !isdigit( *arg ) )
return FALSE;
}
return TRUE;
}
/*
* Given a string like 14.foo, return 14 and 'foo'
*/
int number_argument( char *argument, char *arg )
{
char *pdot;
int number;
for ( pdot = argument; *pdot != '\0'; pdot++ )
{
if ( *pdot == '.' )
{
*pdot = '\0';
number = atoi( argument );
*pdot = '.';
strcpy( arg, pdot+1 );
return number;
}
}
strcpy( arg, argument );
return 1;
}
/*
* Pick off one argument from a string and return the rest.
* Understands quotes.
*/
char *one_argument( char *argument, char *arg_first )
{
char cEnd;
while ( isspace( *argument ) )
argument++;
cEnd = ' ';
if ( *argument == '\'' || *argument == '"' )
cEnd = *argument++;
while ( *argument != '\0' )
{
if ( *argument == cEnd )
{
argument++;
break;
}
*arg_first = LOWER( *argument );
arg_first++;
argument++;
}
*arg_first = '\0';
while ( isspace( *argument ) )
argument++;
return argument;
}