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Land of the LINK-DEAD.~
You are floating in a small, spherical room. There is a sign floating in the
middle of the room. Funny, this place isn't on any of your maps...
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The Q Continuum. You feel arrogance oozing from the room.
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The Bike Shop. There appear to be fish swimming around in there.
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D2
A Singularity. Looks small.
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D3
Play Corner. Is that lego in there?
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D4
The Computer Room.
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The Black Hole. Looks dark. Duh!
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sign middle ~
The sign reads:
`Centre of the Universe'
If you don't know how you got here, please
report this incident to your system administrators.
Tell them where you were and what you were doing
just before you ended up here.
Should you desire to return to your universe,
just say, "I want to go home".
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@command~
{
thing a;
if(StrIn(COMMAND,"I want to go home")) {
CharAction(EVENT_THING,COMMAND);
BLOCK_CMD=TRUE;
SendAction(EVENT_THING,TNULL,SEND_ROOM|SEND_VISIBLE,"^aYou feel a dull pressure wave and $n blurs out of existance.\n");
a=WorldOf(116);
ThingTo(EVENT_THING,a);
SendAction(EVENT_THING,TNULL,SEND_ROOM|SEND_VISIBLE,"^aYou feel a dull pressure wave and $n blurs into existance.\n");
CharAction(EVENT_THING,"look");
}
else {
if(StrIn(COMMAND,"sysinfo")&&StrIsCmd(COMMAND,"say")) {
CharAction(EVENT_THING,COMMAND);
BLOCK_CMD=TRUE;
SendAction(EVENT_THING,TNULL,SEND_ROOM|SEND_SRC,"\n^cCrimson II\n^a----------\n");
SendActionStr(EVENT_THING,TNULL,SEND_ROOM|SEND_SRC,"^rAuthor: ^yCryogen ^rCrimson II version %i.%i\n",Version()>>8,Version()%256);
SendActionStr(EVENT_THING,TNULL,SEND_ROOM|SEND_SRC,"^rC4 Language: ^yCorbin ^rC4 version %i.%i\n",C4Version()>>8,C4Version()%256);
SendActionStr(EVENT_THING,TNULL,SEND_ROOM|SEND_SRC,"\n^aUptime: %i seconds\n",TIME);
}
}
}~
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#1
The Q Continuum~
You see a lavishly boring room with no walls and no exits. You're not quite
sure how you got in here, nor how you are going to get out. You feel very
arrogant.
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wall walls exit exits ~
There are no walls and no exits! Jeez, can't you read!?
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#2
The Bike Shop~
You see several fish swimming around fixing bicycles of every shape, size and
colour. You suddenly realize this bizzare location must be part of Canada
because the word `colour' is spelt with a `u'. You feel an urge to sing
"Oh, Ca-na-da. Our home and native land..."
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D3
The Centre of the Universe. Looks like there are no fish in there.
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bicycles bicycle ~
There are bicycles of every shape, size and colour.
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fish swimming ~
The fish appear to be rainbow trout. The funny thing is that they are swimming
all around you. Wait a minute... YOU'RE UNDER WATER!!! Well, it's a good thing
you seem to be able to breath under water here!
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#3
A Singularity~
You are in a singularity. The properties of this singularity appear to be
constantly changing, sometimes disappearing altogether. With your divine
intellect, you realize that the shifting of the singularity's properties
correspond to the ongoing debate surrounding Einstein's general theory of
relativity.
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The Centre of the Universe. Looks big.
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Einstein general theory relativity singularity debate ~
Why don't you go find a physics book and look it up.
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#4
Play Corner~
You see a huge room. I mean **HUGE**. The floor is covered with lego.
Throughout the room you see lego-constructions: castles, mountains, boats,
cars, people, battle scenes, space ships, and what appears to be a life-size
lego-sculpture of Cryogen.
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The Centre of the Universe. There's no lego in there. Bummer.
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sculpture cryogen ~
It's a sculpture of Cryogen, created out of lego blocks. The figure stands
about 5'10" tall, is a human male, is quite skinny, and has light hair.
The figure is sculped with all-blue clothes.
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castles mountains boats cars people battle scenes space ships ~
They appear to be made of lego. You are mighty impressed at the lego-building
skill of their creator!
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floor ~
It's covered with lego.
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#5
The Computer Room~
This is a small, cube-shapped room with two tiny computers, a red one and a
green one, sitting on a desk. The desk appears to have been chisled from a
single speck of dust. With a start you realize you are the size of a germ.
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The Centre of the Universe. Looks HUGE!
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green ~
The green computer has a colorful screen on it reading:
^w^v^w BORON'S INTERGALACTIC COMPUTER BENCHMARK ^V
^w^v ^V ^w^v ^V
^w^v ^V^R Computer Characteristics: ^w^v ^V
^w^v ^V^w Main memory: ^yInfinite ^w^v ^V
^w^v ^V^w Access time: ^y0 ^w^v ^V
^w^v ^V ^w^v ^V
^w^v ^V^w Hard Drive type: ^yInter-stel w/ warp ^w^v ^V
^w^v ^V^w Hard Drive space: ^yInfinite ^w^v ^V
^w^v ^V ^w^v ^V
^w^v ^V^w CPU type: ^yModular inter-dynamic ^w^v ^V
^w^v ^V ^w^v ^V
^w^v ^V^R Speed Rating: ^w^v ^V
^w^v ^V^w MIPS: ^yInfinite ^w^v ^V
^w^v ^V^w PIPS: ^yInfinite ^w^v ^V
^w^v ^V^w FLOPS/MFLOPS: ^yInfinite ^w^v ^V
^w^v ^V ^w^v ^V
^w^v ^V^w Time to execute ^w^v ^V
^w^v ^V^w an infinite loop: ^y1.3 ns ^w^v ^V
^w^v ^V ^w^v ^V
^w^v BORON'S OVERALL RATING: 1.6 ^V
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red ~
The red computer has a post-it note stuck on the monitor. The note reads:
^a^v ^V
^a^v Computing Prime Numbers ^V
^a^v PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH! ^V
^a^v Thx. ^V
^a^v ^V
^a^v -Corbin ^V
^a^v ^V
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computer computers ~
There is a red computer and a green computer.
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desk speck dust ~
The desk appears to have been chisled from a single speck of dust.
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#6
The Black Hole.~
It's black. You see black. You look around and see black. All you see is
Black. (Do you get the idea or shall I go on?)
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The Centre of the Universe. Looks well-lit.
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black ~
My goodness! Why didn't you see this before! Why, the black has black in it!
WOW! It's really black! In fact, there's black all over it! You know, there
is even black on the black on the black! What a discovery! It took a genius
like you to figure this one out!
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#7
Robot Heaven~
You are surrounded by gizmos, and gadgets, everywhere. There are batteries
lying on the ground which have "infinite supply of energy" on them. Oy! This
is where all the calculators go when they die! And you thought that was
just a made-up story to keep robots from going insane. What would Rimmer
think?
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#8
Training Ground~
You are on a large training platform. The platform appears to be floating
in the middle of a great expanse of nothing.
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#9
Temple of Worship~
This is the grand Temple of Worship for the God of Corbin. One night, when
Corbin was feeling especially frustrated with the meagre ways of mortals,
he constructed this temple to vent anger and to provide a venue through
which mortals may pay homage and bow down to Corbin's greatness.
The temple walls and floors are of a warm red-white marble. Pillars of the
same marble line the walls leading up to the great Altar that is Corbin.
There are paintings of Corbin's greatness adorning the high vaulted
ceilings, and a blood-red carpet trailing from entrance to altar. Virtually
everything is lined in gold and platinum.
At the head of the temple is a modest statue of Corbin, though his greatness
cannot be caught in stone alone. Nay, it does but mock the true flesh of
his being. But it is a token, before which mortals may lay down their lives
and beg for Corbin to bestow upon them a portion of his greatness.
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